TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
everyone at NERF deserves blowjobs. Only the most kick arse projectile firing toy EVER!!! why was this left out from under my tree (stick with a few leaves on it). santa has a lot of explaining to do. cunt.
http://www.hasbro.com/nerf/pl/page.nstr ... efault.cfm
http://www.hasbro.com/pl/page.viewprodu ... efault.cfm
reckon it would be possible to meat this thing up so when it fires it could potentially claim an eye?? the earlier ping pong ball firing types were readily tweakable and enormous fun (until the next door neighbours parents get involved).
http://www.hasbro.com/nerf/pl/page.nstr ... efault.cfm
http://www.hasbro.com/pl/page.viewprodu ... efault.cfm
reckon it would be possible to meat this thing up so when it fires it could potentially claim an eye?? the earlier ping pong ball firing types were readily tweakable and enormous fun (until the next door neighbours parents get involved).
maybe she didn't have pockets or a bag....Fents wrote:and then hide it in ur MOUTH!!!??? WTF...mkultra wrote:I mean seriously how do you rip a guys nut off with your bare hands????Fents wrote: That is some fucked up shit right there....EXCRUCIATING!
I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics
Hmm i will remember this next time a female friend pulls the old "I don't have any pockets or a bag, can you hold onto this 10kg wallet and my keyring which has every key I have ever owned on it"mkultra wrote:maybe she didn't have pockets or a bag....Fents wrote:and then hide it in ur MOUTH!!!??? WTF...mkultra wrote: I mean seriously how do you rip a guys nut off with your bare hands????
"You can store that in your mouth love!"
Don't hate me for house
GOLD, nice work....jbs wrote:Hmm i will remember this next time a female friend pulls the old "I don't have any pockets or a bag, can you hold onto this 10kg wallet and my keyring which has every key I have ever owned on it"mkultra wrote:maybe she didn't have pockets or a bag....Fents wrote: and then hide it in ur MOUTH!!!??? WTF...
"You can store that in your mouth love!"
I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics
Cool, what area do you live? Lizkins, do you reckon Liam may be able to help pick it up with his ute???DBoy wrote:yours if ya wanna come and get it.quick wrote:huhulynt wrote:much like D's couch
I'll be up for one for $50 if someone else wants the other?
bargin.
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
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ok but not great... had a 'french kiss' today:
mango, watermelon, apple n lemon. yum!
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4 Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddishisms.
5. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
The Washington Post’s Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year’s winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n): It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
10 Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12 Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
ok but not great... had a 'french kiss' today:
mango, watermelon, apple n lemon. yum!
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4 Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddishisms.
5. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
The Washington Post’s Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year’s winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n): It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
10 Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12 Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
Feelin fruity is the bomb, pisses on shitty Boost, I love the beach comber, and I love the fact that they dont use ice.Friday wrote:we have feeling fruity near my work....
ok but not great... had a 'french kiss' today:
mango, watermelon, apple n lemon. yum!
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
meh. T had one the other day and I didnt like it that much. my favourite is the "skinny dip" without the citrin boost.quick wrote:Try the King William Chocolate, mmm... mmmm, choc and banana and frogurt.Mellogs wrote:4th boost juice of the week
I've had 10 in the past two weeks.
Get my free one tomos! yay!
hahaha we have mad fikghts in our office all the time bout the air con....luckily the daikan control panel is right next to MY desk!nic wrote:16, the snowflake symbol and 3 fan symbols.
Yo Nic - I got told if u turn em below 18 they freeze up...mines been on 16 for 2 weeks now
hahahaand sorry for the random call yesterday
too many nicks in my fone...will buy ya a beer tonight..!-
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I do it all the time, and I'm not even deaf!DBoy wrote:it is seriously amazing to see so many people communicate with their hands.
the senior guys from the Nth Korean team apparently got punched up for money outside the lobby of their hotel (Nova, Franklin Street).
I'm a little late but, Happy New Year folks!
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what ju talk'n about Willis?
Spent some time up in Albury at a resort over the Christmas break, the Ukranian team were staying up there as well...
I was swimming in the pool on the first night and noticed about 30 of the team there, all signing to each other, I found it quite amusing when they are further away from each other the gestures just get bigger....
I realised they were shouting at each other....
Plus I was also stoked to see a few of the team members smoking and getting pissed, gives me hope I can still get involved in the Olympics....
I was swimming in the pool on the first night and noticed about 30 of the team there, all signing to each other, I found it quite amusing when they are further away from each other the gestures just get bigger....
I realised they were shouting at each other....
Plus I was also stoked to see a few of the team members smoking and getting pissed, gives me hope I can still get involved in the Olympics....
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