Thorpey says it's "fully sick!"
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Do I look like a fish? Do you really think I'm gonna take that bait?gnat wrote:GM, you're SOFT
Where's your form last night?
Little less of this (talking it up), and a bit more of this eh...
says you who went home at twelvegnat wrote:GM, you're SOFT
Where's your form last night?
Little less of this (talking it up), and a bit more of this eh...
:blind:
and get back in the J-Hole!!!
hahahaha forgot about that one, j-hole, gold!gnat wrote:Piscatorial references very perceptive of you GM
Where YOU going tomorrow night then? We don't let lame ass girls blouses into our hood
mrj..
Think you had a little helper on board to encourage your ongoing adventures...
Me/ 42, beers, gin, mojitos
Thats gold.flippo wrote:you know how people steal garden gnomes from their neighbours, and then send the people photos of them?
well me mate has this gold metal duck that he keeps in his toilet. Everytime someone uses the loo at his house, they take it and hide it somewhere around the house. He cracks the shits so bad its a pissa. Anyway one night i was pissed and I actually stole it and took it home with me. I then set up an email acount under the ducks name. So my mates keeps getting these emails from the duck, with photos of him traveling around the state. He even went to sydney, and got his photo taken in front of the opera house. I even aranged a pre paid sim card for the duck, he has his own phone number, comlpete with voicemail box (with quicking sounds) for my mate to leave abusive messages on after receiving MMS photo messages of ducky. Anyway, my mexican collegue is returning to mexico to work for a few months on sunday.... guess which lucky ducky is going backpacking around central america!
gnat wrote:Ha ha!!
Just remembered that chick and her boyfriend looking in the window at Black Cat
Josh: 'What would you like to order?'
She: 'Got any K?'
Josh: 'Got plenty of J- want fries with that?'
Couple beat hasty retreat
Spec Hegg and I piss ourselves laughing
Lucas looks at us from decks like 'what did you do?'
fucking with the locals
FLASHBACK 
GOLD. One of the companies I work for is a hostel. We got this emu puppet. Man we got photos of that crazy cat (emu) all over the world over the past 5 years. He's been smoking joints in Byron, Egypt, Clubbing in London, White House. There are even celebrity photos. People will take him home with them to all parts of the world, then when they hear of someone coming to Oz send him back. We got a whole albulm of his crazy advertures. Some people have been so creative with it, even got a shag in Adelaide.Fents wrote:Thats gold.flippo wrote:you know how people steal garden gnomes from their neighbours, and then send the people photos of them?
well me mate has this gold metal duck that he keeps in his toilet. Everytime someone uses the loo at his house, they take it and hide it somewhere around the house. He cracks the shits so bad its a pissa. Anyway one night i was pissed and I actually stole it and took it home with me. I then set up an email acount under the ducks name. So my mates keeps getting these emails from the duck, with photos of him traveling around the state. He even went to sydney, and got his photo taken in front of the opera house. I even aranged a pre paid sim card for the duck, he has his own phone number, comlpete with voicemail box (with quicking sounds) for my mate to leave abusive messages on after receiving MMS photo messages of ducky. Anyway, my mexican collegue is returning to mexico to work for a few months on sunday.... guess which lucky ducky is going backpacking around central america!
awsome! I play to send it on its merry way with strangers eventualy, just want him to make a few safe trips firstDBoy wrote:GOLD. One of the companies I work for is a hostel. We got this emu puppet. Man we got photos of that crazy cat (emu) all over the world over the past 5 years. He's been smoking joints in Byron, Egypt, Clubbing in London, White House. There are even celebrity photos. People will take him home with them to all parts of the world, then when they hear of someone coming to Oz send him back. We got a whole albulm of his crazy advertures. Some people have been so creative with it, even got a shag in Adelaide.Fents wrote:Thats gold.flippo wrote:you know how people steal garden gnomes from their neighbours, and then send the people photos of them?
well me mate has this gold metal duck that he keeps in his toilet. Everytime someone uses the loo at his house, they take it and hide it somewhere around the house. He cracks the shits so bad its a pissa. Anyway one night i was pissed and I actually stole it and took it home with me. I then set up an email acount under the ducks name. So my mates keeps getting these emails from the duck, with photos of him traveling around the state. He even went to sydney, and got his photo taken in front of the opera house. I even aranged a pre paid sim card for the duck, he has his own phone number, comlpete with voicemail box (with quicking sounds) for my mate to leave abusive messages on after receiving MMS photo messages of ducky. Anyway, my mexican collegue is returning to mexico to work for a few months on sunday.... guess which lucky ducky is going backpacking around central america!
GM: love ya work. Makes me feel bad about that photo seeing your so nice.
.All good man, right back at ya!DBoy wrote:
GM: love ya work. Makes me feel bad about that photo seeing your so nice.
hahahahahah,flippo wrote:thats what I love about it, wtf does a 24 year old male want with an ugly gold duck, why the fuck does it have to stay in the toilet at all times, why does he get so angry when its moved. bahaha. That'll learn him for likeing stupid things and locking them in the toilet.
he even stole it in the first place anyway
thought your fave bit of mc-ing was on "tarantula"AC23_steve wrote:99 - give a sign, from the raver, one time two time three time if ya love the bassline.
2000. how sad.
shabba d...best mc.
Huey Lewis & the news ghey??!! never!Zero Hour wrote: Back to the Future is sooo ghey
morning
) if poss. Are you uploading them somewhere or can you email them to me?
funny cos the head in between gnat and luke is my mate dave. gold.Lil MiSbreaks wrote:
.. we neighbours too Apparently it charged him and he shot it. He then took some pictures, cut the tail off, then dumped the carcass in the river.Ani wrote:I caught bits of this story last night... is it true that the guy who caught it cut it up and chopped off the tail? What's the deal? It seems very wrong.
No we're notstovequeen wrote:Hay Ani
Dang, its been too long girl
I'm living with my mum in south morang (the sticks) at the moment. If you knock on the door of my old place you'll meet a collection of refugees, as i understand it!If you're aware that the whole issue is considered a myth, and then you actually kill a genuine puma, wouldn't the logical thing be to give the whole carcass to the authorities... and maybe keep the tail if you need a trophy? weird.mrj wrote:Apparently it charged him and he shot it. He then took some pictures, cut the tail off, then dumped the carcass in the river.Ani wrote:I caught bits of this story last night... is it true that the guy who caught it cut it up and chopped off the tail? What's the deal? It seems very wrong.
Its a shame because not having the whole carcass does cast a bit of a shadow of doubt over the whole thing. They have sent the tail away for DNA testing though, so it will soon reveal what the origin of it is.
Ani wrote:No we're notstovequeen wrote:Hay Ani
Dang, its been too long girl
But moving out that way soon :fingers crossed:
dude.. burbs.... horror 
Yeah, I'm over it, despite the ducks in the man made lake (it's amazing what they can do with a swamp these days). I'm living in one of those new estates. It's a bit like a horror movie... you know where everything looks perfect but you know something dodgy is going on....stovequeen wrote:Ani wrote:No we're notstovequeen wrote:Hay Ani
Dang, its been too long girl
But moving out that way soon :fingers crossed:
Any chance of the photo of me and Dan being emailed to me lil Miss? Fanks. Mawning all.Lil MiSbreaks wrote:6 links opening pics
:script:DBoy wrote:good morning all!!
I feel like shit. errrrrrrrrrrr.
Ok, so I do not want to make light of other situations, but Bali bombings last week, what 16 dead? and we had 24 hour coverage to start with.
Pakitstan!! over 30 000 dead and it is bearly a headline??? In fact the industrial relations talks are more important!!
WHAT THE FUCK???????
Seriously. Even in the news tickertape it buried behind cricket and shit. Unbelievable...DBoy wrote:good morning all!!
I feel like shit. errrrrrrrrrrr.
Ok, so I do not want to make light of other situations, but Bali bombings last week, what 16 dead? and we had 24 hour coverage to start with.
Pakitstan!! over 30 000 dead and it is bearly a headline??? In fact the industrial relations talks are more important!!
WHAT THE FUCK???????
