the Ninja thread we had to have
the Ninja thread we had to have
Okay
So in case you had or hadn't noticed I'm currently suffering from a rather severe case of Ninjavitis! (again credit to C.I.A for the new term)
So basically.........HOW GOOD ARE NINJAS!!!!!
Seriously. Anything can be instantly made better by the addition of Ninjas. Be it a wedding ceremony, public transport, Big Brother, street art, something (mmm.........something).
Even Ninjas can be made better by the addition of extra Ninjas!
I would like to hear everyones thoughts on how and in which circumstances they feel their lives have or might be enriched by some added Ninja!
Personally I think a dial a ninja service is an inevitability. Bored? dial 1800 NINJA and a ninja will instantly appear in a puff of smoke start performing bad 80's visual feats such as jumping backwards up onto high platforms through the magic of reverse played VHS.
Neighbours dog barking all night. dial 1800 Ninja and your problems are solved with deadly efficiency and a satisfying yelp sound in the dark of the night.
Plus they always dissapear into the night. I've always wanted to leave a venue by dissappearing into the night, but alas too often I drink too much and just end up sliding onto the floor, which is far less impressive (although nearly as much fun).
The census is coming up this year. I'm sure many people are all gearing up to put Jedi down as their religion. But just pause for a second.....hve you ever considered putting NINJITSU down as your religion? I think its a movement we could get some significant momentum behind.
Ninja it up people.
So in case you had or hadn't noticed I'm currently suffering from a rather severe case of Ninjavitis! (again credit to C.I.A for the new term)
So basically.........HOW GOOD ARE NINJAS!!!!!
Seriously. Anything can be instantly made better by the addition of Ninjas. Be it a wedding ceremony, public transport, Big Brother, street art, something (mmm.........something).
Even Ninjas can be made better by the addition of extra Ninjas!
I would like to hear everyones thoughts on how and in which circumstances they feel their lives have or might be enriched by some added Ninja!
Personally I think a dial a ninja service is an inevitability. Bored? dial 1800 NINJA and a ninja will instantly appear in a puff of smoke start performing bad 80's visual feats such as jumping backwards up onto high platforms through the magic of reverse played VHS.
Neighbours dog barking all night. dial 1800 Ninja and your problems are solved with deadly efficiency and a satisfying yelp sound in the dark of the night.
Plus they always dissapear into the night. I've always wanted to leave a venue by dissappearing into the night, but alas too often I drink too much and just end up sliding onto the floor, which is far less impressive (although nearly as much fun).
The census is coming up this year. I'm sure many people are all gearing up to put Jedi down as their religion. But just pause for a second.....hve you ever considered putting NINJITSU down as your religion? I think its a movement we could get some significant momentum behind.
Ninja it up people.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
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Matt asked a ninja - Question: Where do you get those cool black uniforms? Is there a Ninja-Mart Store where you can buy those?
Ninja answers Matt's 1st question of his 2 questions: "When do you get those cool black uniform?"saying he gets a new cool black uniform when he needs one. Ninja explains that the uniforms are not cool nor uniforms but that they are black the only true black in the world is the heart of a dragon. Other than that the black that others wear is very dark red or very dark green - black-dyed isn't real. The heart of a dragon is where the Ninja gets his material.
Ninja clarifies that you can't just walk down to local "Ninja-Mart Store" (because it "doens't exist") and buy a cool black uniform that you have to custom-make it to fit your body.
Ninja says that ninjas make everything they use, everything that is possibly surrounds a ninja except for the wings that ninjas use when they fly through the air. The ninjas can't make it themselves because of a contract that the International Order of Ninjas got into many, many years ago but Ninja promises when that contract is up 4000 years later they will make everything because of a trust issue that all ninjas never trust each other letting ninjas be sneaky that way. Ninja makes an example by saying if another Ninja makes you a knife he might poison it and he made you a shirt that said "Joe's A Ninja" he could poison that as well.
Finally, Ninja tells viewers that there is no Ninja-Mart Store unless if you mean by a Ninja-Mart Store that he has to fight down a demon dragon that was born in the fiery pits of Hell but warns Matt that that is not a store he would ever want to visit. Ninja ends his video by conversationally using his catchphrase "I look forward to killing you soon."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2x5Th8bxDg
Ninja answers Matt's 1st question of his 2 questions: "When do you get those cool black uniform?"saying he gets a new cool black uniform when he needs one. Ninja explains that the uniforms are not cool nor uniforms but that they are black the only true black in the world is the heart of a dragon. Other than that the black that others wear is very dark red or very dark green - black-dyed isn't real. The heart of a dragon is where the Ninja gets his material.
Ninja clarifies that you can't just walk down to local "Ninja-Mart Store" (because it "doens't exist") and buy a cool black uniform that you have to custom-make it to fit your body.
Ninja says that ninjas make everything they use, everything that is possibly surrounds a ninja except for the wings that ninjas use when they fly through the air. The ninjas can't make it themselves because of a contract that the International Order of Ninjas got into many, many years ago but Ninja promises when that contract is up 4000 years later they will make everything because of a trust issue that all ninjas never trust each other letting ninjas be sneaky that way. Ninja makes an example by saying if another Ninja makes you a knife he might poison it and he made you a shirt that said "Joe's A Ninja" he could poison that as well.
Finally, Ninja tells viewers that there is no Ninja-Mart Store unless if you mean by a Ninja-Mart Store that he has to fight down a demon dragon that was born in the fiery pits of Hell but warns Matt that that is not a store he would ever want to visit. Ninja ends his video by conversationally using his catchphrase "I look forward to killing you soon."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2x5Th8bxDg
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Ninja fucking rock !!!
Visited this castle in Japan (Iga Ueno) it's an original ninja castle.
Funny shit but I actually used to go to this http://www.khninja.com/ ninja school, when i was younger.
Visited this castle in Japan (Iga Ueno) it's an original ninja castle.
Funny shit but I actually used to go to this http://www.khninja.com/ ninja school, when i was younger.
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Pretty funny.
Check it out, pretty cool tho. http://www.khninja.com/
Got to play with all sorts of mad weapons etc..
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ADD_Boy wrote:
Pretty funny.
Check it out, pretty cool tho. http://www.khninja.com/
Got to play with all sorts of mad weapons etc..
damn you is cool Lukewa
i love ninja, even the name is funny, how could you not like em
That www.realultimatepower.com site is awesome. That guy is obviously suffering from Ninjavitis as well.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
Ha, I went there too. I didn't realise they were still around... their website is terrible!! reminds me of www.realultimatepower.netADD_Boy wrote: Funny shit but I actually used to go to this http://www.khninja.com/ ninja school, when i was younger.
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There can't be anything cooler than this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04q9f-hy4Us
I want a posse of them to do my bidding......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04q9f-hy4Us
I want a posse of them to do my bidding......
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