the Ninja thread we had to have

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:04 pm

Okay

So in case you had or hadn't noticed I'm currently suffering from a rather severe case of Ninjavitis! (again credit to C.I.A for the new term)

So basically.........HOW GOOD ARE NINJAS!!!!!

Seriously. Anything can be instantly made better by the addition of Ninjas. Be it a wedding ceremony, public transport, Big Brother, street art, something (mmm.........something).

Even Ninjas can be made better by the addition of extra Ninjas!

I would like to hear everyones thoughts on how and in which circumstances they feel their lives have or might be enriched by some added Ninja!

Personally I think a dial a ninja service is an inevitability. Bored? dial 1800 NINJA and a ninja will instantly appear in a puff of smoke start performing bad 80's visual feats such as jumping backwards up onto high platforms through the magic of reverse played VHS.

Neighbours dog barking all night. dial 1800 Ninja and your problems are solved with deadly efficiency and a satisfying yelp sound in the dark of the night.

Plus they always dissapear into the night. I've always wanted to leave a venue by dissappearing into the night, but alas too often I drink too much and just end up sliding onto the floor, which is far less impressive (although nearly as much fun).

The census is coming up this year. I'm sure many people are all gearing up to put Jedi down as their religion. But just pause for a second.....hve you ever considered putting NINJITSU down as your religion? I think its a movement we could get some significant momentum behind.

Ninja it up people.

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:11 pm

The best weapons for ninjas are in order of ninjaness are:

1.shuriken (throwing stars) (edible???mass market appeal)

2.sais (for hiding in pants)

3.bo staff to beat down outtaline junglists (boh!)

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:13 pm

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ ... cript5.htm

crack up

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:13 pm

i think i have to say..
u shouldnt have put that last option in..
hahaha

but erm..

pirates are bettARRR!!!!

Post by **lucas** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:16 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlPS09a5ZVY

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:16 pm

http://www.miniclip.com/games/3-foot-ninja/en/

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:17 pm

hehe! Always had a soft spot for these ninjas!

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:21 pm

well that wasnt very hard DBoy...

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:21 pm

i say nothing

i reveal nothing

i kill.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:22 pm

Matt asked a ninja - Question: Where do you get those cool black uniforms? Is there a Ninja-Mart Store where you can buy those?

Ninja answers Matt's 1st question of his 2 questions: "When do you get those cool black uniform?"saying he gets a new cool black uniform when he needs one. Ninja explains that the uniforms are not cool nor uniforms but that they are black the only true black in the world is the heart of a dragon. Other than that the black that others wear is very dark red or very dark green - black-dyed isn't real. The heart of a dragon is where the Ninja gets his material.

Ninja clarifies that you can't just walk down to local "Ninja-Mart Store" (because it "doens't exist") and buy a cool black uniform that you have to custom-make it to fit your body.

Ninja says that ninjas make everything they use, everything that is possibly surrounds a ninja except for the wings that ninjas use when they fly through the air. The ninjas can't make it themselves because of a contract that the International Order of Ninjas got into many, many years ago but Ninja promises when that contract is up 4000 years later they will make everything because of a trust issue that all ninjas never trust each other letting ninjas be sneaky that way. Ninja makes an example by saying if another Ninja makes you a knife he might poison it and he made you a shirt that said "Joe's A Ninja" he could poison that as well.

Finally, Ninja tells viewers that there is no Ninja-Mart Store unless if you mean by a Ninja-Mart Store that he has to fight down a demon dragon that was born in the fiery pits of Hell but warns Matt that that is not a store he would ever want to visit. Ninja ends his video by conversationally using his catchphrase "I look forward to killing you soon."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2x5Th8bxDg

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:25 pm

ninjas dont use wings to fly through the air!!
fucktard trying to be cool!!!
the flying comes from within.. not some crappy wings!

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:37 pm

Ninja fucking rock !!!

Visited this castle in Japan (Iga Ueno) it's an original ninja castle.

Funny shit but I actually used to go to this http://www.khninja.com/ ninja school, when i was younger.

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:38 pm

hehe
u went to ninja school!

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:41 pm

Pretty funny.

Check it out, pretty cool tho. http://www.khninja.com/

Got to play with all sorts of mad weapons etc..

Carlz · Post by **Carlz** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:43 pm

raaaa!

/exits with ninja like stealth/

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:43 pm

i did..
i laughed..
sorry.. im sure it is cool..
but just with the amount of ninja stuff everywhere.. anything ninja related makes me laugh...

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:15 pm

ADD_Boy wrote:

Pretty funny.

Check it out, pretty cool tho. http://www.khninja.com/

Got to play with all sorts of mad weapons etc..

damn you is cool Lukewa

i love ninja, even the name is funny, how could you not like em

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:18 pm

Lizkins wrote:damn you is cool Lukewa

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:39 am

That www.realultimatepower.com site is awesome. That guy is obviously suffering from Ninjavitis as well.

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:45 am

ninja-wohl

Carlz · Post by **Carlz** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:51 am

Aah theres a ninja ad at the bottom!

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:51 am

There is a ninja schoold advertised in shop windows were i work, i'll get a pic at lunch n post it.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:59 am

Ghost Dog!!!!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:02 pm

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:04 pm

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:12 pm

BB has those lame ninjas on Friday night games aint they?

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:20 pm

DBoy wrote:

Was watching Ghost Dog last night. Started to fall asleep because I was too tired though. Will try and give it a proper watching soon.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:21 pm

So it worked!!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:30 pm

DBoy wrote:So it worked!!

Indeed. Slid into my consciousness like a puppy on lino. Or a ninja.

resist · Post by **resist** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:35 pm

ADD_Boy wrote: Funny shit but I actually used to go to this http://www.khninja.com/ ninja school, when i was younger.

Ha, I went there too. I didn't realise they were still around... their website is terrible!! reminds me of www.realultimatepower.net

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:17 pm

Ninja Umbrella?

gaz · Post by **gaz** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:22 pm

Go ninja. Anyone in need of the ultimate virtual ninja experience needs to play Ninja Gaiden on the xbox. This game rules hard, being that you can do all ninja related things and own, err, everything. Too bad my box broke and i need a ninja fix

Schizo! · Post by **Schizo!** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:04 am

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Go ninja go ninja go!

*edit* Dammit AO beat me to it

*/edit*

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:50 pm

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:44 pm

So is that picture at the bottom of the sign the ninja's who killed his family.. or his family?

SoulWhiteMan · Post by **SoulWhiteMan** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:08 pm

this fine movie was overlooked at Cannes, and kept going up until number 4. But I stopped at 2.

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:19 pm

almax · Post by **almax** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:35 pm

Hey ADD whats that ninja school like? there is a class in South Melb and im seriously considering it, $180 per 3 months and you get a fully taylored ninja suit!

Snowie · Post by **Snowie** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:35 pm

There can't be anything cooler than this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04q9f-hy4Us

I want a posse of them to do my bidding......

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:40 pm

almax wrote:Hey ADD whats that ninja school like? there is a class in South Melb and im seriously considering it, $180 per 3 months and you get a fully taylored ninja suit!

I'd pay that just for the suit

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:33 pm

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