TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

mkultra · Post by **mkultra** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:24 pm

eskay wrote:

chut up

and if that's the case then why put in a switch and not a light?

meh

why worry about it????

eskay · Post by **eskay** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:41 pm

I'm not worried, I'm curious

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:23 am

Has anyone ever seen this? Fucking hilarious. Love to track it down.

http://lavender.fortunecity.com/clockwo ... _news.html

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:05 am

so seedy... need a holiday from the holiday

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:02 pm

OMG....

THIS is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate."

Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan tones."
For US$2.50 ($3.20) fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.

If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings, in English or Spanish.

Jameson, who recently wrote a best-selling memoir, has launched the venture with Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and entertainment company.

Also available are color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can be displayed on your phone for US$2.99 ($3.85).

"Rock stars make music tones, porn stars make moan tones," said Dennis Adamo, head of Wicked Wireless. "We thought it would be an interesting novel approach of introducing new content to the mobile users."

Jameson's charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador, Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to Uruguay.

Some people were shocked, but others said they wanted more from the product.

"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," said New Yorker Julian McCullough.

US users will have to wait to get Jameson on their phones as no mobile carriers in the United States have expressed any interest in carrying the service.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:19 pm

Whos Jenna Jameson??????

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:23 pm

Fents wrote:Whos Jenna Jameson??????

lol, like you don't know... i reckon i have seen her about a dozen times and i wouldn't consider myself a porn watcher...

her pussy is everywhere

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:29 am

who is off to see Concord Dawn tonight??!!

Post by **system** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:31 am

stovequeen wrote:
Fents wrote:Whos Jenna Jameson??????

lol, like you don't know... i reckon i have seen her about a dozen times and i wouldn't consider myself a porn watcher...

her pussy is everywhere

definate candidate for WORST BOOB JOB EVER.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:34 am

Polecat wrote:who is off to see Concord Dawn tonight??!!

Concord Dawn and Red Eyes vs. Kid Koala

mare.

sneak · Post by **sneak** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:34 am

Polecat wrote:who is off to see Concord Dawn tonight??!!

i'm in - won my tix hizzah!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:45 am

from doing everything in the next week to do nothing- except Spooky.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:58 am

Im in for some concord jet action.

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:43 am

im staying in tonight. im sure you'll all be bored stupid without me there..

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:00 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:im staying in tonight. im sure you'll all be bored stupid without me there..

ahhh no hughstar. dont worry i think i have ur clown anticts downpat, will do a replacement just this once.

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:08 pm

nice work.

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:37 pm

definate candidate for WORST BOOB JOB EVER. Confused

what about tori spelling! she sticks in my mind as having bad mams. oh and tara reid....that double nipple

quick · Post by **quick** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:52 pm

nic wrote:and tara reid....that double nipple

I still wouldn't say no.

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:59 pm

^ well that goes without saying doesnt it.

quick · Post by **quick** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:05 pm

nic wrote:^ well that goes without saying doesnt it.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:20 pm

Written for my boys in light of 55 drinks on Melbourne Summer Friday Arvos.

This heat knows no bounds in the craze in creates.
Thirsty men grow in their quest for the quench.
Only the southern sin itself can bring delight to their senses.
Toils of labor and thought hold them from their delight,
yet temptation in forms of even greater sin satisfies their wandering minds.
The heat is endless in this growing day, its power over men divine.
The breed of crew and brotherhood unites them in ending labors,
yet the wait is upon them, the heat their voice of sanity not.
It breaths its madness from every angle, speaks in tongues of sweat.
Its demeanor is a wicked and spoilt devil, and creates an edge of samurai nature.
Sharp and wielding in its motion in mind and in the quest to bring even more craze to its target.
These thirsty men will once again be crew and brothers in end of labor and thought toils,
jugs of southern sin will bring the heat to their mercy and create a new found craze.
a craze of different devil, of boundless spoil, of merriment and united thirst sunk.
Original Text by DBuoy (inspired by the cats of the Capulate house)

Will · Post by **Will** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 11:21 am

CLICK HERE

Post by **system** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 11:44 am

nic wrote:
system wrote:definate candidate for WORST BOOB JOB EVER.
what about tori spelling!

well that's just tragic.

if you really want to have work done on your body and you have the amount of money at your disposal that Spelling does.. then you'd be a fool to not get the work fixed if the end result looked like that.

this is really worthy of a whole other thread, rather than spraying this one with silicone.

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:00 pm

at work

Will · Post by **Will** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:16 pm

If you feel like doing some sacralicious online shopping:

Baby Jesus Buttplugs and More

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:21 am

anyone else kinda want to see LTJ every time he comes, but then find them selves not really caring that he is comng to Australia but not playing a Melbourne gig...
I do love his stylee, the Japan mix is dope, and have loved some of his gigs.
But no Melbourne gig.
:shrug

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:23 am

DBoy wrote:anyone else kinda want to see LTJ every time he comes, but then find them selves not really caring that he is comng to Australia but not playing a Melbourne gig...
I do love his stylee, the Japan mix is dope, and have loved some of his gigs.
But no Melbourne gig.
:shrug

WHAT ....no melbourne progression session gig ???? WTF!?!?!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:24 am

http://www.agentmad.com.au/tours.php#7

even Adeliade gets one.

Post by **Friday** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:28 am

the plan is for bukem to be back at the end of the year for melb...

he was here 6 months ago and didn't do a lot of the cities he's doing this time then so he's coming just to play them

Post by **lucas** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:49 am

Man urinates his way out of avalanche.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/31 ... he_escape/

Will · Post by **Will** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:52 am

ninjatune cats wrote:Toys R Us

We present to you...'RolitoTune Ninja Boy'! Ninjas' first foray into the world of toys and limited to 450 pieces, each with a 3" CD containing a back catalogue medley. Designed by Strictly Kev, he was one of only 6 artists approached to create the very limited editiion set of toys. The initial character is designed by the Rolito Boy company from France in conjunction with renown toy manufacturer Toy2R from Hong Kong. Other artists asked to customise the figure include the Collette shop and graffiti artists Scien & Klor. Avaialble in the new year 2005, from the Ninja shop.

I can't find 'em in the NT shop yet... me wanty very baddie.

eskay · Post by **eskay** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:06 pm

WOOT!

'Allo 'Allo series 1-4 DVDs just arrived in the mailbox

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:13 pm

eskay wrote:WOOT!

'Allo 'Allo series 1-4 DVDs just arrived in the mailbox

:shudder:

eskay · Post by **eskay** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:20 pm

you dis Allo Allo???

(quick)

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:40 pm

like a good licking? check it .. http://www.melbourne.citysearch.com.au/profile?id=47995

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:07 am

hehe, bumped into Iain and Nat at the movies last night. Havent seen that kooky kid in ages!!!!

Post by **breaksRbest** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:45 am

I went to the movies last night and there was absolutely nothing o9n, so we bought the Dodgeball DVD and went home and watched it.

10 Cinemas full of chick flicks and rubbish

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:50 am

Ray was dope.
Full cinema experience, mad with the big sound.
Great story. Acting... meh, but direction and vibe A1.

Post by **lucas** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:55 pm

"The newest registered user is Iain"

This place feels just that little bit more special now. =)

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:57 pm

anyone see the thread "what ever happened to the Thread about Nothing" on ITM?

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:58 pm

DBoy wrote:anyone see the thread "what ever happened to the Thread about Nothing" on ITM?

yep.. funny

Post by **lucas** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:00 pm

Hahaha. Outstanding.

Iain · Post by **Iain** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:34 pm

lucas_chan wrote:"The newest registered user is Iain"

This place feels just that little bit more special now. =)

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:35 pm

Saw Alicia last night Iain. She said to say hi!

Iain · Post by **Iain** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:37 pm

we've decided to seperate.
she's found someone else.

the slut.

Post by **breaksRbest** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:50 pm

*waves* 2 Iain

if you and Alicia have seperated, can I fuck her now??

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:56 pm

anyone notice that it is kinda raining....

OATH IT IS.
the roof is actually falling down at work.

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:05 pm

we have water running thru our studio.

pissing down!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:08 pm

Bits and Pieces
Amac :: Dash :: Dens :: Angel Drakes :: Dskyzer :: Duel :: Ethic :: Debbie Fineberg
Bonnie Gillard :: Kano :: Rus Kitchen :: Zinya Langsford :: Beci Orpin :: Pets
Poise :: Prizm :: Puzle :: Reka :: Sumo :: Sync :: Undacuvaluvr

Curator :: Bonnie Gillard

Opening
Bright Space
1st Floor ::: 8 Martin Street ::: St Kilda ::: Australia
2 to 4 PM ::: Sunday 13th February ::: 2005
Until February 27

::Gallery Hours ::
Tuesday to Saturday 12 – 6PM
Friday 12 – 8PM
Sunday 12 – 4PM

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:37 pm

eeeekkkk. my bedroom windows are open, all of them about 6 inches......Gottta try to get my girl to run home now! Havnet slept in a wet bed for years. It is a octagonal waterbed however!

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