TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
- stovequeen
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yeah my posture sucks. my chair is so comfy though it's hard not to lounge in itstovequeen wrote:Lucie
i told you about your posture before missy
Maybe a group of us can head up north. Would love to see Seaya (sp) again too
yes! a trip up north would be great. seja is super keen for me to come as i don't think she'll be able to come down here again for a lil bit.
No I dont. I barely remember anything from Sunday exceptADD_Boy wrote:Do u remember the ad for IBS on Sunday ?mrj wrote:yeah well you are an ismMellogs wrote:you both have itis
- Songs for Worship - High Contrast Remix
- Must love dogs farken
Refresh me?
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
sleep drool?ADD_Boy wrote:I'll give u a stain fucken!DBoy wrote:and it is actually more like a stain than a strain. damn mutationsADD_Boy wrote:
Sat 1st May: TREVOR LOVEYS (UK)
Sun 30th May: OXIA (8BIT RECS - FRANCE)
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Sun 30th May: OXIA (8BIT RECS - FRANCE)
http://the-late-show.blogspot.com/
when he starts singing Peter Allen in the shower, its all over..DBoy wrote:and it is actually more like a stain than a strain. damn mutationsADD_Boy wrote:DBoy wrote: I actually think ADD has a very rare stain of it. ADDITITS. Guy goes of like salt in a shacker.
...and basically that's the situation
- Lizkins
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had to share this one, pissed myself laughing, absolute gold!
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. No Kebab's are just not tasty enough Thank you!
4. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. No Kebab's are just not tasty enough Thank you!
4. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
Soldiers have front line sex orgy
From: Agence France-Presse From correspondents in Nicosia
September 30, 2005
GREEK Cypriot soldiers involved in a wild sex party at a guard post on the divided Mediterranean islands Green Line were banished to remote corners of the country as punishment, a newspaper has reported.
Politics Daily said up to 10 army recruits were involved in an all-night romp in the Nicosia sector of the no-man's land with a mother-of-three who had them queuing up for more.
"The soldiers formed an orderly line outside the room waiting to have sex one-by-one. At one point two soldiers came along to serve food, even they didn't leave unsatisfied," it said.
Although the woman happily went through the ranks, from lowly privates to the officer in charge, military top brass frowned on her escapades.
The troops were undone when one of the participants decided to capture the moment with his mobile phone and forwarded the video images to fellow recruits.
Army chiefs got wind of what was going on and an internal inquiry was launched.
Those involved were disciplined and had time added on to their length of service, which is 24 months for conscripts, Politis said.
The Greek Cypriot national guard declined to comment on the report.
Cyprus has been divided into Greek- and Turkish-Cypriot sectors since 1974, when Turkish troops seized its northern third in response to an Athens-engineered Greek Cypriot coup aimed at uniting the island with Greece.
From: Agence France-Presse From correspondents in Nicosia
September 30, 2005
GREEK Cypriot soldiers involved in a wild sex party at a guard post on the divided Mediterranean islands Green Line were banished to remote corners of the country as punishment, a newspaper has reported.
Politics Daily said up to 10 army recruits were involved in an all-night romp in the Nicosia sector of the no-man's land with a mother-of-three who had them queuing up for more.
"The soldiers formed an orderly line outside the room waiting to have sex one-by-one. At one point two soldiers came along to serve food, even they didn't leave unsatisfied," it said.
Although the woman happily went through the ranks, from lowly privates to the officer in charge, military top brass frowned on her escapades.
The troops were undone when one of the participants decided to capture the moment with his mobile phone and forwarded the video images to fellow recruits.
Army chiefs got wind of what was going on and an internal inquiry was launched.
Those involved were disciplined and had time added on to their length of service, which is 24 months for conscripts, Politis said.
The Greek Cypriot national guard declined to comment on the report.
Cyprus has been divided into Greek- and Turkish-Cypriot sectors since 1974, when Turkish troops seized its northern third in response to an Athens-engineered Greek Cypriot coup aimed at uniting the island with Greece.
Lizkins wrote:had to share this one, pissed myself laughing, absolute gold!
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. No Kebab's are just not tasty enough Thank you!
4. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
THINGS MELLOGS ALWAYS SAYS WHEN SHES DRUNK:
1. Do you like my body?
2. Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!!!!!!
3. I'm faaaaaarked!
... more to come
...and basically that's the situation
- Lizkins
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so hot right now MelMellogs wrote:Lizkins wrote:had to share this one, pissed myself laughing, absolute gold!
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. No Kebab's are just not tasty enough Thank you!
4. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
THINGS MELLOGS ALWAYS SAYS WHEN SHES DRUNK:
1. Do you like my body?
2. Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!!!!!!
3. I'm faaaaaarked!
... more to come
- great_magnet
- crazy diamond
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4. Play some mutha fuckin breaks!Mellogs wrote:Lizkins wrote:had to share this one, pissed myself laughing, absolute gold!
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. No Kebab's are just not tasty enough Thank you!
4. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
THINGS MELLOGS ALWAYS SAYS WHEN SHES DRUNK:
1. Do you like my body?
2. Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!!!!!!
3. I'm faaaaaarked!
... more to come
This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
Myself and a handful of mates like to pretend we are a hiphop crew when we are pissed for a bit of a joke. We are called bongremlins and my mate calls himself "Excretion MC" because he is always taking dumps and vomiting and shit and always has some kind of excretion story.
I've got a new phone, and in a quiet room everyone can hear what the person on the other line is saying.
so anyway I'm in a crowded office at work, and 'Excretion MC' rings me up at work and starts spitting some rhyme about when he took a dump at a pub and it was very graffic...
I've got a new phone, and in a quiet room everyone can hear what the person on the other line is saying.
so anyway I'm in a crowded office at work, and 'Excretion MC' rings me up at work and starts spitting some rhyme about when he took a dump at a pub and it was very graffic...
lolflippo wrote:Myself and a handful of mates like to pretend we are a hiphop crew when we are pissed for a bit of a joke. We are called bongremlins and my mate calls himself "Excretion MC" because he is always taking dumps and vomiting and shit and always has some kind of excretion story.
I've got a new phone, and in a quiet room everyone can hear what the person on the other line is saying.
so anyway I'm in a crowded office at work, and 'Excretion MC' rings me up at work and starts spitting some rhyme about when he took a dump at a pub and it was very graffic...
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
vital stats readout for mrj: friday 7th october 8.13 am
Patience Coefficient: 0.13
Blood Alcohol: 0.081
Randomness Coefficient 12.42 (and rising)
Retina: burning
Hours of sleep: 1.56
Lungs: redundant
Panadol: 4.0
Care factor: 0
Good times: a'plenty
Patience Coefficient: 0.13
Blood Alcohol: 0.081
Randomness Coefficient 12.42 (and rising)
Retina: burning
Hours of sleep: 1.56
Lungs: redundant
Panadol: 4.0
Care factor: 0
Good times: a'plenty
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
- great_magnet
- crazy diamond
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- great_magnet
- crazy diamond
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:script: to that. Dave and 6 links crew are responsible for my shabbyness today. and I love em for it!great_magnet wrote:Word to that, one of those nights that badly needed to carry on to its inevitable and debaucherous conclusions. There was some dangerous cross mojonisation going on!
Big up Dave and all the crew at Tha Links for a great night...
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
- Ag3nT[]0raNg3
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Was I assaulted last night to feel like this this morning?
mrj, I blame you for the mojito/ Bombay Sapph encouragement
Thanks to Dave for a very fun and funny night in there. Bar looks swisho!
Hilarious banter and the obligatory GC bad behaviour of the night- photographing his nether regions..
Laughed all night long- mad bastards you all are.
To Hugh, Special Hegg, Quick, Tim, Jason and I should include Lucas in there too.. apologies for landing upon your quiet little soiree with such drunken gusto..
Oh dear...
Did I actually eat sausage rolls last night- wtf?
SMOKE SOME COCK!!!
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss
mrj wrote:since when is it my fault?????
Had it not been for you cruel mistress, I would have left 6 links at about 11.00 and gone home and tucked up safe in bed.
Instead
Whatever Josh
I hope your head is hurting as bad as mine today
Enjoy training...
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss
sadistgnat wrote:mrj wrote:since when is it my fault?????
Had it not been for you cruel mistress, I would have left 6 links at about 11.00 and gone home and tucked up safe in bed.
Instead
Whatever Josh
I hope your head is hurting as bad as mine today
Enjoy training...
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
- great_magnet
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