TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

[stovequeen]

Lucie

i told you about your posture before missy

Maybe a group of us can head up north. Would love to see Seaya (sp) again too

[mrj]

you both have itis

yeah well you are an ism

[DBoy]

you both have itis

I actually think ADD has a very rare stain of it. ADDITITS. Guy goes of like salt in a shacker.

[Mellogs]

you both have itis

yeah well you are an ism

[ADD_Boy]

you both have itis

yeah well you are an ism

Do u remember the ad for IBS on Sunday ?

[Mellogs]

you both have itis

I actually think ADD has a very rare stain of it. ADDITITS. Guy goes of like salt in a shacker.

its mutating

[ADD_Boy]

you both have itis

I actually think ADD has a very rare stain of it. ADDITITS. Guy goes of like salt in a shacker.

[Friday]

Lucie

i told you about your posture before missy

Maybe a group of us can head up north. Would love to see Seaya (sp) again too

yeah my posture sucks. my chair is so comfy though it's hard not to lounge in it

yes! a trip up north would be great. seja is super keen for me to come as i don't think she'll be able to come down here again for a lil bit.

[mrj]

you both have itis

yeah well you are an ism

Do u remember the ad for IBS on Sunday ?

No I dont. I barely remember anything from Sunday except
- Songs for Worship - High Contrast Remix
- Must love dogs farken

Refresh me?

[DBoy]

you both have itis

I actually think ADD has a very rare stain of it. ADDITITS. Guy goes of like salt in a shacker.

and it is actually more like a stain than a strain. damn mutations

[ADD_Boy]

yeah well you are an ism

Do u remember the ad for IBS on Sunday ?

No I dont. I barely remember anything from Sunday except
- Songs for Worship - High Contrast Remix
- Must love dogs farken

Refresh me?

Will do tonight.. long story

[ADD_Boy]

I actually think ADD has a very rare stain of it. ADDITITS. Guy goes of like salt in a shacker.

and it is actually more like a stain than a strain. damn mutations

I'll give u a stain fucken!

[10.15]

and it is actually more like a stain than a strain. damn mutations

I'll give u a stain fucken!

sleep drool?

[Mellogs]

I actually think ADD has a very rare stain of it. ADDITITS. Guy goes of like salt in a shacker.

and it is actually more like a stain than a strain. damn mutations

when he starts singing Peter Allen in the shower, its all over..

[Lizkins]

had to share this one, pissed myself laughing, absolute gold!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. British Constitution

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more beer for me.

3. No Kebab's are just not tasty enough Thank you!

4. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

[nic]

Soldiers have front line sex orgy
From: Agence France-Presse From correspondents in Nicosia
September 30, 2005

GREEK Cypriot soldiers involved in a wild sex party at a guard post on the divided Mediterranean islands Green Line were banished to remote corners of the country as punishment, a newspaper has reported.

Politics Daily said up to 10 army recruits were involved in an all-night romp in the Nicosia sector of the no-man's land with a mother-of-three who had them queuing up for more.
"The soldiers formed an orderly line outside the room waiting to have sex one-by-one. At one point two soldiers came along to serve food, even they didn't leave unsatisfied," it said.

Although the woman happily went through the ranks, from lowly privates to the officer in charge, military top brass frowned on her escapades.

The troops were undone when one of the participants decided to capture the moment with his mobile phone and forwarded the video images to fellow recruits.

Army chiefs got wind of what was going on and an internal inquiry was launched.

Those involved were disciplined and had time added on to their length of service, which is 24 months for conscripts, Politis said.
The Greek Cypriot national guard declined to comment on the report.

Cyprus has been divided into Greek- and Turkish-Cypriot sectors since 1974, when Turkish troops seized its northern third in response to an Athens-engineered Greek Cypriot coup aimed at uniting the island with Greece.

[mrj]

1. Specificity

I am yet to say this correctly on the first go. EVER. constant source of amusement for my boss, because I often try to use it at work, and end up looking like a dick.

[DBoy]

Army chiefs got wind of what was going on and an internal inquiry was launched.

sounds like the internal inquiry was well and truely being conducted under their noses to me.

shocker

[Mellogs]

had to share this one, pissed myself laughing, absolute gold!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. British Constitution

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more beer for me.

3. No Kebab's are just not tasty enough Thank you!

4. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

THINGS MELLOGS ALWAYS SAYS WHEN SHES DRUNK:

1. Do you like my body?

2. Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!!!!!!

3. I'm faaaaaarked!





... more to come

[DBoy]

how about "moooooiiiiiissssttt"

[Lizkins]

had to share this one, pissed myself laughing, absolute gold!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. British Constitution

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more beer for me.

3. No Kebab's are just not tasty enough Thank you!

4. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

THINGS MELLOGS ALWAYS SAYS WHEN SHES DRUNK:

1. Do you like my body?

2. Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!!!!!!

3. I'm faaaaaarked!





... more to come

so hot right now Mel

[Mellogs]

how about "moooooiiiiiissssttt"

[mecka]

THINGS MELLOGS ALWAYS SAYS WHEN SHES DRUNK:

2. Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!!!!!!

heh

[Mellogs]

how about "moooooiiiiiissssttt"

although, after thinking about it... its was lil' soph who was yelling "moooooiiiiiissssttt puuuuuuuusssssssssy" outta my car window at a bunch of sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts on chapel street.

[Lizkins]

how about "moooooiiiiiissssttt"

although, after thinking about it... its was lil' soph who was yelling "moooooiiiiiissssttt puuuuuuuusssssssssy" outta my car window at a bunch of sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts on chapel street.

[mecka]

[great_magnet]

had to share this one, pissed myself laughing, absolute gold!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. British Constitution

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more beer for me.

3. No Kebab's are just not tasty enough Thank you!

4. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

THINGS MELLOGS ALWAYS SAYS WHEN SHES DRUNK:

1. Do you like my body?

2. Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!!!!!!

3. I'm faaaaaarked!





... more to come

4. Play some mutha fuckin breaks!

[Lizkins]

Mel did that at the Pendulum gig and i was like - what the fuck are you on women?

[Mellogs]

Mel did that at the Pendulum gig and i was like - what the fuck are you on women?

I believe I thought I was at the Late Show, and couldnt work out why the hell they were playing so much D&B

[flippo]

Myself and a handful of mates like to pretend we are a hiphop crew when we are pissed for a bit of a joke. We are called bongremlins and my mate calls himself "Excretion MC" because he is always taking dumps and vomiting and shit and always has some kind of excretion story.
I've got a new phone, and in a quiet room everyone can hear what the person on the other line is saying.

so anyway I'm in a crowded office at work, and 'Excretion MC' rings me up at work and starts spitting some rhyme about when he took a dump at a pub and it was very graffic...

[mrj]

Myself and a handful of mates like to pretend we are a hiphop crew when we are pissed for a bit of a joke. We are called bongremlins and my mate calls himself "Excretion MC" because he is always taking dumps and vomiting and shit and always has some kind of excretion story.
I've got a new phone, and in a quiet room everyone can hear what the person on the other line is saying.

so anyway I'm in a crowded office at work, and 'Excretion MC' rings me up at work and starts spitting some rhyme about when he took a dump at a pub and it was very graffic...

lol

[Lephrenic]

Graffiti spotted in men's toilets at Bar Open:

ALSO NED THE CUNT OWES DAMIEN A SHOT OF SAMBUCA THE CUNT

[mecka]

[mrj]

vital stats readout for mrj: friday 7th october 8.13 am

Patience Coefficient: 0.13
Blood Alcohol: 0.081
Randomness Coefficient 12.42 (and rising)
Retina: burning
Hours of sleep: 1.56
Lungs: redundant
Panadol: 4.0
Care factor: 0

Good times: a'plenty

[great_magnet]

Morning Mr J...

Feeling very chipper this morning, thank god for the responsibility of driving or I would be in a world of hurt this morning. Damn that 42 Below & Apple Juice tasted good...

[mrj]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh morning Mr Magnet

Fuckin ridiculous night. fun was had by all but I am seriously paying through the nose for it at the moment. On every level.

[great_magnet]

Word to that, one of those nights that badly needed to carry on to its inevitable and debaucherous conclusions. There was some dangerous cross mojonisation going on!

Big up Dave and all the crew at Tha Links for a great night...

[mrj]

Word to that, one of those nights that badly needed to carry on to its inevitable and debaucherous conclusions. There was some dangerous cross mojonisation going on!

Big up Dave and all the crew at Tha Links for a great night...

:script: to that. Dave and 6 links crew are responsible for my shabbyness today. and I love em for it!

[Ag3nT[]0raNg3]

morning. good to meet you mrj

[mrj]

morning. good to meet you mrj

likewise, a pleasure!

[gnat]

Was I assaulted last night to feel like this this morning?

mrj, I blame you for the mojito/ Bombay Sapph encouragement

Thanks to Dave for a very fun and funny night in there. Bar looks swisho!

Hilarious banter and the obligatory GC bad behaviour of the night- photographing his nether regions..

Laughed all night long- mad bastards you all are.

To Hugh, Special Hegg, Quick, Tim, Jason and I should include Lucas in there too.. apologies for landing upon your quiet little soiree with such drunken gusto..

Oh dear...

Did I actually eat sausage rolls last night- wtf?


SMOKE SOME COCK!!!

[mrj]

since when is it my fault?????

Had it not been for you cruel mistress, I would have left 6 links at about 11.00 and gone home and tucked up safe in bed.

Instead

[gnat]

since when is it my fault?????

Had it not been for you cruel mistress, I would have left 6 links at about 11.00 and gone home and tucked up safe in bed.

Instead

Whatever Josh

I hope your head is hurting as bad as mine today

Enjoy training...

[mrj]

since when is it my fault?????

Had it not been for you cruel mistress, I would have left 6 links at about 11.00 and gone home and tucked up safe in bed.

Instead

Whatever Josh

I hope your head is hurting as bad as mine today

Enjoy training...

sadist

[ADD_Boy]

SMOKE SOME COCK!!!

Farkin cock smokers!!

ha ha.. just remembered GC going up to people with the camera.. "Hey check this out" , "What is that ?" , "It's my cock"

[great_magnet]

Lucky I was there to add some decorum and keep you booze hags under control... Filthy animals

[ADD_Boy]

Lucky I was there to add some decorum and keep you booze hags under control... Filthy animals

Good to see u last night mate!

Nice av..

So ronery!!

[quick]

mornin all, I had a nice quietish evening at Blackcat, cheers for the tunes Lucas

[Fents]

Hi quick sticks....What u doin tonight bro? Drinks?

[quick]

yeah, goin to see Spankies play, starts at 9:30pm in the city, drinks before and after, my mate's over from Perth so need to show him a good night... u?