TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
- great_magnet
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Do I look like a fish? Do you really think I'm gonna take that bait?gnat wrote:GM, you're SOFT
Where's your form last night?
Little less of this (talking it up), and a bit more of this eh...
I'm just not hard enough to keep up with you northsyde shonks.
There's always tomorrow night though
This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
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"Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted." - Martin Luther King Jr.
Piscatorial references very perceptive of you GM
Where YOU going tomorrow night then? We don't let lame ass girls blouses into our hood
mrj..
Think you had a little helper on board to encourage your ongoing adventures...
Me/ 42, beers, gin, mojitos :blind:
and get back in the J-Hole!!!
Where YOU going tomorrow night then? We don't let lame ass girls blouses into our hood
mrj..
Think you had a little helper on board to encourage your ongoing adventures...
Me/ 42, beers, gin, mojitos :blind:
and get back in the J-Hole!!!
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss
you know how people steal garden gnomes from their neighbours, and then send the people photos of them?
well me mate has this gold metal duck that he keeps in his toilet. Everytime someone uses the loo at his house, they take it and hide it somewhere around the house. He cracks the shits so bad its a pissa. Anyway one night i was pissed and I actually stole it and took it home with me. I then set up an email acount under the ducks name. So my mates keeps getting these emails from the duck, with photos of him traveling around the state. He even went to sydney, and got his photo taken in front of the opera house. I even aranged a pre paid sim card for the duck, he has his own phone number, comlpete with voicemail box (with quicking sounds) for my mate to leave abusive messages on after receiving MMS photo messages of ducky. Anyway, my mexican collegue is returning to mexico to work for a few months on sunday.... guess which lucky ducky is going backpacking around central america!
well me mate has this gold metal duck that he keeps in his toilet. Everytime someone uses the loo at his house, they take it and hide it somewhere around the house. He cracks the shits so bad its a pissa. Anyway one night i was pissed and I actually stole it and took it home with me. I then set up an email acount under the ducks name. So my mates keeps getting these emails from the duck, with photos of him traveling around the state. He even went to sydney, and got his photo taken in front of the opera house. I even aranged a pre paid sim card for the duck, he has his own phone number, comlpete with voicemail box (with quicking sounds) for my mate to leave abusive messages on after receiving MMS photo messages of ducky. Anyway, my mexican collegue is returning to mexico to work for a few months on sunday.... guess which lucky ducky is going backpacking around central america!
hahahaha forgot about that one, j-hole, gold!gnat wrote:Piscatorial references very perceptive of you GM
Where YOU going tomorrow night then? We don't let lame ass girls blouses into our hood
mrj..
Think you had a little helper on board to encourage your ongoing adventures...
Me/ 42, beers, gin, mojitos :blind:
and get back in the J-Hole!!!
Seriously its like cash with dicks...
Ha ha!!
Just remembered that chick and her boyfriend looking in the window at Black Cat
Josh: 'What would you like to order?'
She: 'Got any K?'
Josh: 'Got plenty of J- want fries with that?'
Couple beat hasty retreat
Spec Hegg and I piss ourselves laughing
Lucas looks at us from decks like 'what did you do?'
fucking with the locals
Just remembered that chick and her boyfriend looking in the window at Black Cat
Josh: 'What would you like to order?'
She: 'Got any K?'
Josh: 'Got plenty of J- want fries with that?'
Couple beat hasty retreat
Spec Hegg and I piss ourselves laughing
Lucas looks at us from decks like 'what did you do?'
fucking with the locals
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss
Thats gold.flippo wrote:you know how people steal garden gnomes from their neighbours, and then send the people photos of them?
well me mate has this gold metal duck that he keeps in his toilet. Everytime someone uses the loo at his house, they take it and hide it somewhere around the house. He cracks the shits so bad its a pissa. Anyway one night i was pissed and I actually stole it and took it home with me. I then set up an email acount under the ducks name. So my mates keeps getting these emails from the duck, with photos of him traveling around the state. He even went to sydney, and got his photo taken in front of the opera house. I even aranged a pre paid sim card for the duck, he has his own phone number, comlpete with voicemail box (with quicking sounds) for my mate to leave abusive messages on after receiving MMS photo messages of ducky. Anyway, my mexican collegue is returning to mexico to work for a few months on sunday.... guess which lucky ducky is going backpacking around central america!
FLASHBACKgnat wrote:Ha ha!!
Just remembered that chick and her boyfriend looking in the window at Black Cat
Josh: 'What would you like to order?'
She: 'Got any K?'
Josh: 'Got plenty of J- want fries with that?'
Couple beat hasty retreat
Spec Hegg and I piss ourselves laughing
Lucas looks at us from decks like 'what did you do?'
fucking with the locals
that was GOLD I tells ya
fuk this I'm going home. off to gippy to recoup and regen.
Special Hegg & Gnat. - you guys rock!!!!
Lucas - nice to meetcha man!!
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
I'm out too!
Monday off. Move house tomorrow
See you Usual Suspects tomorrow night at mine
GM- sort out your softness by then. It's like putting on a suit for church on Sunday. Shonky head on, shonky head off
Tomorrow night, I wanna see no sensible heads in my house.
Monday off. Move house tomorrow
See you Usual Suspects tomorrow night at mine
GM- sort out your softness by then. It's like putting on a suit for church on Sunday. Shonky head on, shonky head off
Tomorrow night, I wanna see no sensible heads in my house.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss
GOLD. One of the companies I work for is a hostel. We got this emu puppet. Man we got photos of that crazy cat (emu) all over the world over the past 5 years. He's been smoking joints in Byron, Egypt, Clubbing in London, White House. There are even celebrity photos. People will take him home with them to all parts of the world, then when they hear of someone coming to Oz send him back. We got a whole albulm of his crazy advertures. Some people have been so creative with it, even got a shag in Adelaide.Fents wrote:Thats gold.flippo wrote:you know how people steal garden gnomes from their neighbours, and then send the people photos of them?
well me mate has this gold metal duck that he keeps in his toilet. Everytime someone uses the loo at his house, they take it and hide it somewhere around the house. He cracks the shits so bad its a pissa. Anyway one night i was pissed and I actually stole it and took it home with me. I then set up an email acount under the ducks name. So my mates keeps getting these emails from the duck, with photos of him traveling around the state. He even went to sydney, and got his photo taken in front of the opera house. I even aranged a pre paid sim card for the duck, he has his own phone number, comlpete with voicemail box (with quicking sounds) for my mate to leave abusive messages on after receiving MMS photo messages of ducky. Anyway, my mexican collegue is returning to mexico to work for a few months on sunday.... guess which lucky ducky is going backpacking around central america!
GM: love ya work. Makes me feel bad about that photo seeing your so nice.
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awsome! I play to send it on its merry way with strangers eventualy, just want him to make a few safe trips first .DBoy wrote:GOLD. One of the companies I work for is a hostel. We got this emu puppet. Man we got photos of that crazy cat (emu) all over the world over the past 5 years. He's been smoking joints in Byron, Egypt, Clubbing in London, White House. There are even celebrity photos. People will take him home with them to all parts of the world, then when they hear of someone coming to Oz send him back. We got a whole albulm of his crazy advertures. Some people have been so creative with it, even got a shag in Adelaide.Fents wrote:Thats gold.flippo wrote:you know how people steal garden gnomes from their neighbours, and then send the people photos of them?
well me mate has this gold metal duck that he keeps in his toilet. Everytime someone uses the loo at his house, they take it and hide it somewhere around the house. He cracks the shits so bad its a pissa. Anyway one night i was pissed and I actually stole it and took it home with me. I then set up an email acount under the ducks name. So my mates keeps getting these emails from the duck, with photos of him traveling around the state. He even went to sydney, and got his photo taken in front of the opera house. I even aranged a pre paid sim card for the duck, he has his own phone number, comlpete with voicemail box (with quicking sounds) for my mate to leave abusive messages on after receiving MMS photo messages of ducky. Anyway, my mexican collegue is returning to mexico to work for a few months on sunday.... guess which lucky ducky is going backpacking around central america!
GM: love ya work. Makes me feel bad about that photo seeing your so nice.
dial 0405441681 and hear my duck impersonation on voicemail
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All good man, right back at ya!DBoy wrote:
GM: love ya work. Makes me feel bad about that photo seeing your so nice.
I love it when people take the piss out of me, no stress. If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? And lets face it, I do some shit that is well worth owning me over...
This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
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thats what I love about it, wtf does a 24 year old male want with an ugly gold duck, why the fuck does it have to stay in the toilet at all times, why does he get so angry when its moved. bahaha. That'll learn him for likeing stupid things and locking them in the toilet.
he even stole it in the first place anyway
he even stole it in the first place anyway
hahahahahah,flippo wrote:thats what I love about it, wtf does a 24 year old male want with an ugly gold duck, why the fuck does it have to stay in the toilet at all times, why does he get so angry when its moved. bahaha. That'll learn him for likeing stupid things and locking them in the toilet.
he even stole it in the first place anyway
GOLD
I love the fact he cracks the shits when it's moved.....
I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics
"God I hate that hansel"
"Yea and the way he brushes his hair, or like doesn't! hahahahaha! I mean like come on hasn't he ever heard of styling gel?"
"Earth to Meekus, hes a male model, of course hes heard of styling gel!"
"Earth to Brent, it was a joke, ok?"
"Earth to Meekus, i knew it was a joke"
"Earth to Brent, im not so sure about that because you were all like hes a
male model of course hes heard of styling gel LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A JOKE! hahahahahahaha"
"Stop it guys, dont you ever think theres more to life then being really really really ridiculously good-looking?"
"Like helping people?"
"What people?"
"I dont know.....people who need help.."
"Yea and the way he brushes his hair, or like doesn't! hahahahaha! I mean like come on hasn't he ever heard of styling gel?"
"Earth to Meekus, hes a male model, of course hes heard of styling gel!"
"Earth to Brent, it was a joke, ok?"
"Earth to Meekus, i knew it was a joke"
"Earth to Brent, im not so sure about that because you were all like hes a
male model of course hes heard of styling gel LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A JOKE! hahahahahahaha"
"Stop it guys, dont you ever think theres more to life then being really really really ridiculously good-looking?"
"Like helping people?"
"What people?"
"I dont know.....people who need help.."
...and basically that's the situation
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morning LMB, Fiwi, Ani, ADD_Boy
refreshed and revitalised after a weekend in Gippy. Anyone see the photo's of the "puma" that they found near sale. w00t.
stories of black cats in the hills above churchill (my home town) have been around for as long as I can remember, it now appears they might not be so unfounded!!!
My dad has always spun a story about a time he reckoned he saw one in the hills between foster and thorpdale (was about 10 years ago). we always thought he was pulling our leg, but he always maintained he was dead serious. looks like the old man might not be senile after all (better call the home and let him out then eh?....nah!)
refreshed and revitalised after a weekend in Gippy. Anyone see the photo's of the "puma" that they found near sale. w00t.
stories of black cats in the hills above churchill (my home town) have been around for as long as I can remember, it now appears they might not be so unfounded!!!
My dad has always spun a story about a time he reckoned he saw one in the hills between foster and thorpdale (was about 10 years ago). we always thought he was pulling our leg, but he always maintained he was dead serious. looks like the old man might not be senile after all (better call the home and let him out then eh?....nah!)
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
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Apparently it charged him and he shot it. He then took some pictures, cut the tail off, then dumped the carcass in the river.Ani wrote:I caught bits of this story last night... is it true that the guy who caught it cut it up and chopped off the tail? What's the deal? It seems very wrong.
Its a shame because not having the whole carcass does cast a bit of a shadow of doubt over the whole thing. They have sent the tail away for DNA testing though, so it will soon reveal what the origin of it is.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
No we're not I'm living with my mum in south morang (the sticks) at the moment. If you knock on the door of my old place you'll meet a collection of refugees, as i understand it!stovequeen wrote:Hay Ani
Dang, its been too long girl .. we neighbours too
But moving out that way soon :fingers crossed:
If you're aware that the whole issue is considered a myth, and then you actually kill a genuine puma, wouldn't the logical thing be to give the whole carcass to the authorities... and maybe keep the tail if you need a trophy? weird.mrj wrote:Apparently it charged him and he shot it. He then took some pictures, cut the tail off, then dumped the carcass in the river.Ani wrote:I caught bits of this story last night... is it true that the guy who caught it cut it up and chopped off the tail? What's the deal? It seems very wrong.
Its a shame because not having the whole carcass does cast a bit of a shadow of doubt over the whole thing. They have sent the tail away for DNA testing though, so it will soon reveal what the origin of it is.
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dude.. burbs.... horrorAni wrote:No we're not I'm living with my mum in south morang (the sticks) at the moment. If you knock on the door of my old place you'll meet a collection of refugees, as i understand it!stovequeen wrote:Hay Ani
Dang, its been too long girl .. we neighbours too
But moving out that way soon :fingers crossed:
Yeah, I'm over it, despite the ducks in the man made lake (it's amazing what they can do with a swamp these days). I'm living in one of those new estates. It's a bit like a horror movie... you know where everything looks perfect but you know something dodgy is going on....stovequeen wrote:dude.. burbs.... horrorAni wrote:No we're not I'm living with my mum in south morang (the sticks) at the moment. If you knock on the door of my old place you'll meet a collection of refugees, as i understand it!stovequeen wrote:Hay Ani
Dang, its been too long girl .. we neighbours too
But moving out that way soon :fingers crossed:
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Any chance of the photo of me and Dan being emailed to me lil Miss? Fanks. Mawning all.Lil MiSbreaks wrote:6 links opening pics
Seriously its like cash with dicks...
good morning all!!
I feel like shit. errrrrrrrrrrr.
Ok, so I do not want to make light of other situations, but Bali bombings last week, what 16 dead? and we had 24 hour coverage to start with.
Pakitstan!! over 30 000 dead and it is bearly a headline??? In fact the industrial relations talks are more important!!
WHAT THE FUCK???????
I feel like shit. errrrrrrrrrrr.
Ok, so I do not want to make light of other situations, but Bali bombings last week, what 16 dead? and we had 24 hour coverage to start with.
Pakitstan!! over 30 000 dead and it is bearly a headline??? In fact the industrial relations talks are more important!!
WHAT THE FUCK???????
:script:DBoy wrote:good morning all!!
I feel like shit. errrrrrrrrrrr.
Ok, so I do not want to make light of other situations, but Bali bombings last week, what 16 dead? and we had 24 hour coverage to start with.
Pakitstan!! over 30 000 dead and it is bearly a headline??? In fact the industrial relations talks are more important!!
WHAT THE FUCK???????
morn D-boy. a good weekend I trust!
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
Seriously. Even in the news tickertape it buried behind cricket and shit. Unbelievable...DBoy wrote:good morning all!!
I feel like shit. errrrrrrrrrrr.
Ok, so I do not want to make light of other situations, but Bali bombings last week, what 16 dead? and we had 24 hour coverage to start with.
Pakitstan!! over 30 000 dead and it is bearly a headline??? In fact the industrial relations talks are more important!!
WHAT THE FUCK???????
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