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GM, you're SOFT

Where's your form last night?

Little less of this (talking it up), and a bit more of this eh...

:lol: :lol:
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gnat wrote:GM, you're SOFT

Where's your form last night?

Little less of this (talking it up), and a bit more of this eh...

:lol: :lol:
Do I look like a fish? Do you really think I'm gonna take that bait? :roll: :lol:

I'm just not hard enough to keep up with you northsyde shonks.

There's always tomorrow night though :twisted:
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gnat wrote:GM, you're SOFT

Where's your form last night?

Little less of this (talking it up), and a bit more of this eh...

:lol: :lol:
says you who went home at twelve :roll:
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toast in the post, what genius...

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Piscatorial references very perceptive of you GM :wink:

Where YOU going tomorrow night then? We don't let lame ass girls blouses into our hood :lol:

mrj.. :smt098 :smt098 :smt098 :smt098

Think you had a little helper on board to encourage your ongoing adventures...

Me/ 42, beers, gin, mojitos :tard: :blind:

:stfu: and get back in the J-Hole!!!
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you know how people steal garden gnomes from their neighbours, and then send the people photos of them?

well me mate has this gold metal duck that he keeps in his toilet. Everytime someone uses the loo at his house, they take it and hide it somewhere around the house. He cracks the shits so bad its a pissa. Anyway one night i was pissed and I actually stole it and took it home with me. I then set up an email acount under the ducks name. So my mates keeps getting these emails from the duck, with photos of him traveling around the state. He even went to sydney, and got his photo taken in front of the opera house. I even aranged a pre paid sim card for the duck, he has his own phone number, comlpete with voicemail box (with quicking sounds) for my mate to leave abusive messages on after receiving MMS photo messages of ducky. Anyway, my mexican collegue is returning to mexico to work for a few months on sunday.... guess which lucky ducky is going backpacking around central america! :duckie: :duckie: :duckie: :duckie: :lol:
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gnat wrote:Piscatorial references very perceptive of you GM :wink:

Where YOU going tomorrow night then? We don't let lame ass girls blouses into our hood :lol:

mrj.. :smt098 :smt098 :smt098 :smt098

Think you had a little helper on board to encourage your ongoing adventures...

Me/ 42, beers, gin, mojitos :tard: :blind:

:stfu: and get back in the J-Hole!!!
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Ha ha!!

Just remembered that chick and her boyfriend looking in the window at Black Cat

Josh: 'What would you like to order?'
She: 'Got any K?'
Josh: 'Got plenty of J- want fries with that?'

Couple beat hasty retreat

Spec Hegg and I piss ourselves laughing

Lucas looks at us from decks like 'what did you do?'

fucking with the locals

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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flippo wrote:you know how people steal garden gnomes from their neighbours, and then send the people photos of them?

well me mate has this gold metal duck that he keeps in his toilet. Everytime someone uses the loo at his house, they take it and hide it somewhere around the house. He cracks the shits so bad its a pissa. Anyway one night i was pissed and I actually stole it and took it home with me. I then set up an email acount under the ducks name. So my mates keeps getting these emails from the duck, with photos of him traveling around the state. He even went to sydney, and got his photo taken in front of the opera house. I even aranged a pre paid sim card for the duck, he has his own phone number, comlpete with voicemail box (with quicking sounds) for my mate to leave abusive messages on after receiving MMS photo messages of ducky. Anyway, my mexican collegue is returning to mexico to work for a few months on sunday.... guess which lucky ducky is going backpacking around central america! :duckie: :duckie: :duckie: :duckie: :lol:
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gnat wrote:Ha ha!!

Just remembered that chick and her boyfriend looking in the window at Black Cat

Josh: 'What would you like to order?'
She: 'Got any K?'
Josh: 'Got plenty of J- want fries with that?'

Couple beat hasty retreat

Spec Hegg and I piss ourselves laughing

Lucas looks at us from decks like 'what did you do?'

fucking with the locals

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: FLASHBACK

:lol: :lol: :lol:

that was GOLD I tells ya

fuk this I'm going home. off to gippy to recoup and regen.

Special Hegg & Gnat. - you guys rock!!!! 8)

Lucas - nice to meetcha man!!
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I'm out too!

Monday off. Move house tomorrow

See you Usual Suspects tomorrow night at mine 8)

GM- sort out your softness by then. It's like putting on a suit for church on Sunday. Shonky head on, shonky head off

Tomorrow night, I wanna see no sensible heads in my house. :wink:
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Fents wrote:
flippo wrote:you know how people steal garden gnomes from their neighbours, and then send the people photos of them?

well me mate has this gold metal duck that he keeps in his toilet. Everytime someone uses the loo at his house, they take it and hide it somewhere around the house. He cracks the shits so bad its a pissa. Anyway one night i was pissed and I actually stole it and took it home with me. I then set up an email acount under the ducks name. So my mates keeps getting these emails from the duck, with photos of him traveling around the state. He even went to sydney, and got his photo taken in front of the opera house. I even aranged a pre paid sim card for the duck, he has his own phone number, comlpete with voicemail box (with quicking sounds) for my mate to leave abusive messages on after receiving MMS photo messages of ducky. Anyway, my mexican collegue is returning to mexico to work for a few months on sunday.... guess which lucky ducky is going backpacking around central america! :duckie: :duckie: :duckie: :duckie: :lol:
Thats gold.
GOLD. One of the companies I work for is a hostel. We got this emu puppet. Man we got photos of that crazy cat (emu) all over the world over the past 5 years. He's been smoking joints in Byron, Egypt, Clubbing in London, White House. There are even celebrity photos. People will take him home with them to all parts of the world, then when they hear of someone coming to Oz send him back. We got a whole albulm of his crazy advertures. Some people have been so creative with it, even got a shag in Adelaide.

GM: love ya work. Makes me feel bad about that photo seeing your so nice.
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Fare thee well Joshua, may the country air breathe new fire into your twisted mind... Or summink like that... :roll: :? :twisted: :D
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DBoy wrote:
Fents wrote:
flippo wrote:you know how people steal garden gnomes from their neighbours, and then send the people photos of them?

well me mate has this gold metal duck that he keeps in his toilet. Everytime someone uses the loo at his house, they take it and hide it somewhere around the house. He cracks the shits so bad its a pissa. Anyway one night i was pissed and I actually stole it and took it home with me. I then set up an email acount under the ducks name. So my mates keeps getting these emails from the duck, with photos of him traveling around the state. He even went to sydney, and got his photo taken in front of the opera house. I even aranged a pre paid sim card for the duck, he has his own phone number, comlpete with voicemail box (with quicking sounds) for my mate to leave abusive messages on after receiving MMS photo messages of ducky. Anyway, my mexican collegue is returning to mexico to work for a few months on sunday.... guess which lucky ducky is going backpacking around central america! :duckie: :duckie: :duckie: :duckie: :lol:
Thats gold.
GOLD. One of the companies I work for is a hostel. We got this emu puppet. Man we got photos of that crazy cat (emu) all over the world over the past 5 years. He's been smoking joints in Byron, Egypt, Clubbing in London, White House. There are even celebrity photos. People will take him home with them to all parts of the world, then when they hear of someone coming to Oz send him back. We got a whole albulm of his crazy advertures. Some people have been so creative with it, even got a shag in Adelaide.

GM: love ya work. Makes me feel bad about that photo seeing your so nice.
awsome! I play to send it on its merry way with strangers eventualy, just want him to make a few safe trips first ;).

dial 0405441681 and hear my duck impersonation on voicemail :lol:
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DBoy wrote:
GM: love ya work. Makes me feel bad about that photo seeing your so nice.
All good man, right back at ya!

I love it when people take the piss out of me, no stress. If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? And lets face it, I do some shit that is well worth owning me over... :lol: :lol:
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That fucking gold flip, seriously... Nothing like taking that extra step to mess with your mates heads... :twisted:
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what is the purpose of a gold duck in the toilet???
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Flip that duck is hideous! :lol:
I hope it enjoys its travels :D
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and no toilet duck jokes thanks....
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thats what I love about it, wtf does a 24 year old male want with an ugly gold duck, why the fuck does it have to stay in the toilet at all times, why does he get so angry when its moved. bahaha. That'll learn him for likeing stupid things and locking them in the toilet.

he even stole it in the first place anyway
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flippo wrote:thats what I love about it, wtf does a 24 year old male want with an ugly gold duck, why the fuck does it have to stay in the toilet at all times, why does he get so angry when its moved. bahaha. That'll learn him for likeing stupid things and locking them in the toilet.

he even stole it in the first place anyway
hahahahahah,

GOLD

I love the fact he cracks the shits when it's moved.....
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Back to the Future is sooo ghey :lol:
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"THE father of one of the Bali nine told federal police his son was going to Indonesia to commit drug offences, but they reneged on a promise to stop him, court documents say."

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:coffee: morning

EDIT: Sammy, could love to get a copy of all your pics (minus the dick pics :oops: ) if poss. Are you uploading them somewhere or can you email them to me?
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nice shots of 6links Sammy!

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Morning Fi :)
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morning LMB, Fiwi, Ani, ADD_Boy

refreshed and revitalised after a weekend in Gippy. Anyone see the photo's of the "puma" that they found near sale. w00t.

stories of black cats in the hills above churchill (my home town) have been around for as long as I can remember, it now appears they might not be so unfounded!!! :shock:

My dad has always spun a story about a time he reckoned he saw one in the hills between foster and thorpdale (was about 10 years ago). we always thought he was pulling our leg, but he always maintained he was dead serious. looks like the old man might not be senile after all (better call the home and let him out then eh?....nah!)
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funny cos the head in between gnat and luke is my mate dave. gold.
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I caught bits of this story last night... is it true that the guy who caught it cut it up and chopped off the tail? What's the deal? It seems very wrong.
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Hay Ani :D

Dang, its been too long girl :wink: .. we neighbours too :?
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Ani wrote:I caught bits of this story last night... is it true that the guy who caught it cut it up and chopped off the tail? What's the deal? It seems very wrong.
Apparently it charged him and he shot it. He then took some pictures, cut the tail off, then dumped the carcass in the river.

Its a shame because not having the whole carcass does cast a bit of a shadow of doubt over the whole thing. They have sent the tail away for DNA testing though, so it will soon reveal what the origin of it is.
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stovequeen wrote:Hay Ani :D

Dang, its been too long girl :wink: .. we neighbours too :?
No we're not :( I'm living with my mum in south morang (the sticks) at the moment. If you knock on the door of my old place you'll meet a collection of refugees, as i understand it!
But moving out that way soon :fingers crossed:
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mrj wrote:
Ani wrote:I caught bits of this story last night... is it true that the guy who caught it cut it up and chopped off the tail? What's the deal? It seems very wrong.
Apparently it charged him and he shot it. He then took some pictures, cut the tail off, then dumped the carcass in the river.

Its a shame because not having the whole carcass does cast a bit of a shadow of doubt over the whole thing. They have sent the tail away for DNA testing though, so it will soon reveal what the origin of it is.
If you're aware that the whole issue is considered a myth, and then you actually kill a genuine puma, wouldn't the logical thing be to give the whole carcass to the authorities... and maybe keep the tail if you need a trophy? weird.
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Ani wrote:
stovequeen wrote:Hay Ani :D

Dang, its been too long girl :wink: .. we neighbours too :?
No we're not :( I'm living with my mum in south morang (the sticks) at the moment. If you knock on the door of my old place you'll meet a collection of refugees, as i understand it!
But moving out that way soon :fingers crossed:
:shock: dude.. burbs.... horror :cry:
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stovequeen wrote:
Ani wrote:
stovequeen wrote:Hay Ani :D

Dang, its been too long girl :wink: .. we neighbours too :?
No we're not :( I'm living with my mum in south morang (the sticks) at the moment. If you knock on the door of my old place you'll meet a collection of refugees, as i understand it!
But moving out that way soon :fingers crossed:
:shock: dude.. burbs.... horror :cry:
Yeah, I'm over it, despite the ducks in the man made lake (it's amazing what they can do with a swamp these days). I'm living in one of those new estates. It's a bit like a horror movie... you know where everything looks perfect but you know something dodgy is going on.... :shock:
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good morning all!!

I feel like shit. errrrrrrrrrrr.

Ok, so I do not want to make light of other situations, but Bali bombings last week, what 16 dead? and we had 24 hour coverage to start with.

Pakitstan!! over 30 000 dead and it is bearly a headline??? In fact the industrial relations talks are more important!!

WHAT THE FUCK???????
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DBoy wrote:good morning all!!

I feel like shit. errrrrrrrrrrr.

Ok, so I do not want to make light of other situations, but Bali bombings last week, what 16 dead? and we had 24 hour coverage to start with.

Pakitstan!! over 30 000 dead and it is bearly a headline??? In fact the industrial relations talks are more important!!

WHAT THE FUCK???????
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DBoy wrote:good morning all!!

I feel like shit. errrrrrrrrrrr.

Ok, so I do not want to make light of other situations, but Bali bombings last week, what 16 dead? and we had 24 hour coverage to start with.

Pakitstan!! over 30 000 dead and it is bearly a headline??? In fact the industrial relations talks are more important!!

WHAT THE FUCK???????
Seriously. Even in the news tickertape it buried behind cricket and shit. Unbelievable...
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