The bloke thread

DEAN G · Post by **DEAN G** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:51 pm

where have i been all this time? This thread is gold and system is on fire!

Post by **lucas** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:52 pm

dust wrote:Armani Mania. Thanks very much.

Tee hee. That's what I wear.

My mum bought it for me.

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:55 pm

I love good smells...

Favs are

Post by **lynt** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:55 pm

Never been much into after shave... though I never shave much.

I ask you this.. does having water on your face mean your face is being washed?

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:57 pm

Aqua Di Gio or Issey Miyaki please

DEAN G · Post by **DEAN G** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:59 pm

an entire thread dedicated to blokes, yet no car talk? WTF? You guys arn't as blokey as u think!

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:06 pm

DREAM CAR

:drool:

DEAN G · Post by **DEAN G** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:10 pm

sorry Steve, but ide still beat you in your dreams..............

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:16 pm

hahaha... learn to drive first..

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:24 pm

These 2 go alright :

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:25 pm

mmm, r34 gtr.
for me it's all about the gallardo though. best. car. EVER.

DEAN G · Post by **DEAN G** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:25 pm

quick wrote:hahaha... learn to drive first..

dude u have seen my car, and when you can drive a car like mine which feels like a boat, then you can drive any car!

downtime · Post by **downtime** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:31 pm

DEAN G wrote: dude u have seen my car, and when you can drive a car like mine which feels like a boat, then you can drive any car!

Post a pic of ya NEW car dude!!

DEAN G · Post by **DEAN G** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:42 pm

im afraid people might start to think im too blokey if i do that Gav.

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:43 pm

DEAN G wrote:
quick wrote:hahaha... learn to drive first..
dude u have seen my car, and when you can drive a car like mine which feels like a boat, then you can drive any car!

yeah i saw your car... I saw your nanna drivin it... huhuhu

Arex · Post by **Arex** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:49 pm

Lizkins wrote:
gnat wrote:Ah ta Lyntos, I'll just fetch my white crochet bikini. Last time I saw it, Jude from the Alby Mangels Show was wearing it

Flipp, it's a tumour . They'll have to cut your ball off and you'll be a eunuch but there's a support group for that I'm sure

Lizkins... carn!
what? what have i forgotten? Was it Arex? cos he is the only one i can think of that is that gross

good to know I'm loved

DEAN G · Post by **DEAN G** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:55 pm

quick wrote:
DEAN G wrote:
quick wrote:hahaha... learn to drive first..
dude u have seen my car, and when you can drive a car like mine which feels like a boat, then you can drive any car!
yeah i saw your car... I saw your nanna drivin it... huhuhu

stop it, ur hurting my feelings

Post by **lucas** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:56 pm

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:59 pm

DEAN G wrote:
quick wrote:
DEAN G wrote: dude u have seen my car, and when you can drive a car like mine which feels like a boat, then you can drive any car!
yeah i saw your car... I saw your nanna drivin it... huhuhu
stop it, ur hurting my feelings

but I love your sausage.... :looksaround:

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:59 pm

Arex · Post by **Arex** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:59 pm

gnat wrote:Oh Lyntos, last time you revved up this thread, there were dire consequences of the wrongness variety although devastatingly, one of the main 'blokes' appears to have recently departed and taken with, his misogynistic posts

Waiting for the LC's : Proceed with Caution post- hehehe!

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:02 pm

lucas wrote:(insert fixed-gear bike here)

so lucas, what's the advantage of fixed-gear bikes? i know sfa about them.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:14 pm

system wrote:Lynx does suck.

call me pathetic, but i get weak at the knees with that stuff. actually most of those aftershave deordarants for guys make me go funny. i should have been the test bunny

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:16 pm

Arex wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
gnat wrote:Ah ta Lyntos, I'll just fetch my white crochet bikini. Last time I saw it, Jude from the Alby Mangels Show was wearing it

Flipp, it's a tumour . They'll have to cut your ball off and you'll be a eunuch but there's a support group for that I'm sure

Lizkins... carn!
what? what have i forgotten? Was it Arex? cos he is the only one i can think of that is that gross
good to know I'm loved

yes you are, and easily remembered babe

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:23 pm

Lizkins wrote:
system wrote:Lynx does suck.

call me pathetic, but i get weak at the knees with that stuff. actually most of those aftershave deordarants for guys make me go funny. i should have been the test bunny

lynx is pure evil. fuck it stinks bad.

i need newy smelly thing. need to find $100 david jones voucher gah

Arex · Post by **Arex** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:25 pm

Lizkins wrote:
Arex wrote:
Lizkins wrote: what? what have i forgotten? Was it Arex? cos he is the only one i can think of that is that gross
good to know I'm loved
yes you are, and easily remembered babe

not sure if thats a good or bad thing (edit) being easily remembered...

nice to be loved though...

Post by **system** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:38 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
system wrote:Lynx does suck.

call me pathetic, but i get weak at the knees with that stuff. actually most of those aftershave deordarants for guys make me go funny. i should have been the test bunny
lynx is pure evil. fuck it stinks bad.

the guy next to me at work dumps about 1/3 of a can on himself prior to leaving every night. I now call it the Macbeth moment.

DEAN G · Post by **DEAN G** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:41 pm

quick wrote:
DEAN G wrote:
quick wrote: yeah i saw your car... I saw your nanna drivin it... huhuhu
stop it, ur hurting my feelings
but I love your sausage.... :looksaround:

The fortunate thing is that there is enough of it to go around! But none for you Steve!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:57 pm

Arex wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
Arex wrote: good to know I'm loved
yes you are, and easily remembered babe
not sure if thats a good or bad thing (edit) being easily remembered...
nice to be loved though...

ummmm take it either way

but yes you are loved!

Post by **lucas** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:58 pm

fooishbar wrote:
lucas wrote:(insert fixed-gear bike here)
so lucas, what's the advantage of fixed-gear bikes? i know sfa about them.

"There is an almost mystical connection between a fixed-gear cyclist and bicycle, it feels like an extension of your body to a greater extent than does a freewheel-equipped machine."

"Some riders do prefer to ride track bikes on the road, especially those who are or were into track racing, and have become used to the feel of a track bike. Track bike riding has attained cult status in New York City, in particular."

"When you ride a fixed gear, you feel a closer communion with your bike and with the road. There is a purity and simplicity to the fixed-gear bicycle that can be quite seductive."

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:32 pm

whats this talk of perfume ???? shit is this turnin into the Chicks Thread ????

Brut or stfu !!!

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:51 pm

system wrote:
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
call me pathetic, but i get weak at the knees with that stuff. actually most of those aftershave deordarants for guys make me go funny. i should have been the test bunny
lynx is pure evil. fuck it stinks bad.
the guy next to me at work dumps about 1/3 of a can on himself prior to leaving every night. I now call it the Macbeth moment.

that shit stinks like (what i imagine) my nana's arse crack would smell like.

TICKA - Brut....d00d, next you be talkin old spice

Schizo! · Post by **Schizo!** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:56 pm

I just farted. It smells.

Now my balls are itchy.

Ahh the joys of being male

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:18 pm

quick wrote: Rexonna or Graphite...

Rexona Oxygen = teh yes.

Graphite smells like dying children in a sewer in hell.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:26 pm

lynx always reminds me of my days (2 hellish years to be precise) at a girls school where we used to douse ourselves in lynx (africa or java or stfu) and wear mens boxers.

our only conection to cock i guess.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:27 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:lynx always reminds me of my days (2 hellish years to be precise) at a girls school where we used to douse ourselves in lynx (africa or java or stfu) and wear mens boxers.

our only conection to cock i guess.

lol most of the girls at my school did that too. and it was co-ed.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:30 pm

that makes it really lame then.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:09 pm

i'm scratching my balls and i just farted.

Fuck i want a beer.

i like this car

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:00 pm

mecka wrote:Rexona Oxygen = teh yes.

Graphite smells like dying children in a sewer in hell.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:01 pm

Some of you guys HAd to own this at some point..

Haha- it was the shizzle for a while there..

AO, my friend Gab has a Bulgari smelly and it purely divine and sexuale. I would follow strange men wearing that stuff- Raow- like a tiger!

Arex · Post by **Arex** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:27 am

steve mcqueen, that is all

Post by **system** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:51 am

scary issue of the Monash Magazine from October 2005:

Is the old-fashioned Aussie bloke an endangered species?

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:23 am

system wrote:scary issue of the Monash Magazine from October 2005:

Is the old-fashioned Aussie bloke an endangered species?

"Equality between the sexes? Even with equal opportunity legislation, men on average still earn more than women for performing the same kind of work."

blood currently boiling....but i would stupid to think things had changed

Post by **lucas** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:25 am

Post by **system** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:41 am

Doherty, keeping the bloke flag flying.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:52 am

system wrote:

Doherty, keeping the bloke flag flying.

He's in jail now. Fly that flag boy, FLY IT!

Post by **system** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:58 am

no he's not.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:40 am

system wrote:no he's not.

Give it 3 months...

DEAN G · Post by **DEAN G** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:20 am

ac23 wrote:
DEAN G wrote:
quick wrote:hahaha... learn to drive first..
dude u have seen my car, and when you can drive a car like mine which feels like a boat, then you can drive any car!
XR will munch ur 32
:standard:

too right ac.........................

Zero Hour · Post by **Zero Hour** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:20 pm

Ok its men's toilets time and that means urinals....

Q: If u make eye contact with the dude next to u while having a wiz do u have to start a conversation?? ....and is it normal to aim for the yellow tablet thingos(resulting in wee hockey)? ...is this genetic?

At the Bunker lounge(for those who haven't experienced it) theres sum nice pictures of naked ladies and Pontiac's & stereo systems in the gents which is an easy topic for conversation...r they onto sumthing down there??

...and is it ok to talk on your mobile to purhaps avoid this situation?(i wont start on hand washing

)