TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

[Direkt]

Good morning all!

[DBoy]

[PahMaLa]

Harrowww

[Hardy]

Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down

by David Letterman



10. The cucumber has left the salad.



9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.



8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.



7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..



6. Elvis is leaving the building.



5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.



4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.



3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.



2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.



And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....



1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

HAHAHAHA!!!! That's fucking GOLD!!!

[mixtress]

looking through company email now.......... I'm sure there's some funny names in there

You can't force it De...they will come when the time to laugh is right

Orlando Bloom

it's gotta be a gag or something. I almost want to send him an email and ask him

DO IT!!!! That MUST be a fake-orello

[dust]

Ha. I was just writing my boss and email and accidentily referred to some of our clients as peeps.

Currently waiting for him to get back to see his response.

He's a 60 year old artist!

[mixtress]

Ha. I was just writing my boss and email and accidentily referred to some of our clients as peeps.

Currently waiting for him to get back to see his response.

He's a 60 year old artist!

Classic!!

I keep using shortcuts like "ur" and "2" and "in2" etc. Very unprof.

[flippo]

typo innit

[gnat]

I reeeeaaaalllly want this phone..



2 year contracts suck ass

Is it true that I might have already reached the limit having well overspent my $40 a month, even though I've only had this one since September?

[lynt]

I reeeeaaaalllly want this phone..



2 year contracts suck ass

Is it true that I might have already reached the limit having well overspent my $40 a month, even though I've only had this one since September?

Check Ebay.. the L'Amour collection goes for like AU$340 outright. Tempting.

[deviant]

no.... sorry, 24 months is 24 months

[deviant]

my advice to anyone buying a phone.....

DONT GO ON A CONTRACT.... EVER

[system]

I want this:



not released until later this year, though.

[Direkt]

I reeeeaaaalllly want this phone..



2 year contracts suck ass

Is it true that I might have already reached the limit having well overspent my $40 a month, even though I've only had this one since September?

If you're with Optus, yes. You can reduce your contracts time if you consistently pay above your minimum. I cut a couple of months off my last one.

[gnat]

Check Ebay.. the L'Amour collection goes for like AU$340 outright. Tempting.

Yes, tempting...

to deviant. I'm sure last time I called about a previous contract they said I was due 9 months early because I'd overspent my contract..

I'm with B/Optus and always have been...

[deviant]

well, it might say something like that in the optus agreement (I'm not familiar with the optus terms).

I have worked in the telecommunications industry for over 2 years, selling anywhere up to 60 month contracts (business & corporate). I know how these contracts work and it isn't nice. It's a way of making the hardware (phone) look cheaper than it actually is while making the company a shit load more money than if you just bought the phone off them.

I bought my last phone outright for $450 and I saved more than that in the first two months by shopping for the best rate.

like I said before... DONT GO ON CONTRACTS

btw "B" store were one of our biggest customers

[gnat]

selling anywhere up to 60 month contracts

Fuck 60 months in the goat arse

[great_magnet]

selling anywhere up to 60 month contracts

Fuck 60 months in the goat arse

How eloquent and lady-like...

[gnat]

selling anywhere up to 60 month contracts

Fuck 60 months in the goat arse

How eloquent and lady-like...

I was quoting a friend of mine. Has real impact don't you think? The first time she ever said it I was like dude...

Quite partial to it nowdays though.. my Mum would be so proud..

[Direkt]

selling anywhere up to 60 month contracts

Fuck 60 months in the goat arse

Dang! Have you done that?

How did you fit in there? Or was it a really big goat?

[gnat]

selling anywhere up to 60 month contracts

Fuck 60 months in the goat arse

Dang! Have you done that?

Um, no.. just a coin of phrase...

Or are you referring to selling phone contracts?

(I haven't done that either)

[DBoy]

w

I bought my last phone outright for $450 and I saved more than that in the first two months by shopping for the best rate.

I am no maths genuis, but that is pretty amazing.
you saved $450.00 by going to a operator that was maybe 5c or 10c cheaper per call. That would mean you would have had to make 4500 calls or something. Thats like 75 calls a day for 2 months.

[great_magnet]

Fuck 60 months in the goat arse

How eloquent and lady-like...

I was quoting a friend of mine. Has real impact don't you think? The first time she ever said it I was like dude...

Quite partial to it nowdays though.. my Mum would be so proud..

You're quite partial to a goats arse AND your Mum would be proud?

Someone hold me, I'm scared...

[Direkt]

w

I bought my last phone outright for $450 and I saved more than that in the first two months by shopping for the best rate.

I am no maths genuis, but that is pretty amazing.
you saved $450.00 by going to a operator that was maybe 5c or 10c cheaper per call. That would mean you would have had to make 4500 calls or something. Thats like 75 calls a day for 2 months.

I too am no maths genius, but in the interest of Friday arvo fun - was thinking along the same lines....

Mmmmm..... lines.

[deviant]

w

I bought my last phone outright for $450 and I saved more than that in the first two months by shopping for the best rate.

I am no maths genuis, but that is pretty amazing.
you saved $450.00 by going to a operator that was maybe 5c or 10c cheaper per call. That would mean you would have had to make 4500 calls or something. Thats like 75 calls a day for 2 months.

good rate + call cap

[deviant]

on my $60 plan (telstra) which was contracted I was frequently going up near $360 per month and above. I now have it capped at $79, biggest bill I've had was $130.... I know some contracts actually have a cap included BUT you are still making the phone company a shit load more than they deserve. Just remember it is finance you are buying into NOT a telephone.

[Direkt]

$360 a month...

Very impressive to say the least!

[calstro]

I keep using shortcuts like "ur" and "2" and "in2" etc. Very unprof.

Thats a nasty habit I'm trying to break....
It's not too bad in emails but when you start putting them in memo's...

[Fents]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj0bGWnXzU4

[great_magnet]

I keep using shortcuts like "ur" and "2" and "in2" etc. Very unprof.

Thats a nasty habit I'm trying to break....
It's not too bad in emails but when you start putting them in memo's...

I once said "word" to a suggestion my boss made in a meeting...

[quick]

I keep using shortcuts like "ur" and "2" and "in2" etc. Very unprof.

Thats a nasty habit I'm trying to break....
It's not too bad in emails but when you start putting them in memo's...

I once said "word" to a suggestion my boss made in a meeting...

an email was sent round asking for any agenda items for our team meeting, someone replied with a silly comment, so I replied to all with "Agenda items or STFU"

[breaksRbest]

I've been on some sort of mobile contract for over 10 years.

I did the calculations and I'm better off on a contract, especially since the $79 cap came in

Optus have ended my contract early on two ocassions because I spent more than my plan.

I dig Optus

[Ag3nT[]0raNg3]

Ha. I was just writing my boss and email and accidentily referred to some of our clients as peeps.

Currently waiting for him to get back to see his response.

He's a 60 year old artist!

huhuh.

ive confused some nerds at work with some gnarly lingo. [names removed to protect the innnocent.]

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From: nerd
Sent: Thursday, 11 May 2006 3:08 PM
To: nme
Subject: RE: outlook sig editor

what???


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From: me
Sent: Thursday, 11 May 2006 3:07 PM
To: nerd
Subject: RE: outlook sig editor

just keepin it ghetto my man.





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From: nerd
Sent: Thursday, 11 May 2006 3:05 PM
To: me
Subject: RE: outlook sig editor


Word?



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From: me
Sent: Thursday, 11 May 2006 3:04 PM
To: nerd
Subject: RE: outlook sig editor


word. cheers buddy.

h



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From: nerd
Sent: Thursday, 11 May 2006 3:02 PM
To: me
Subject: RE: outlook sig editor


Incorrect shortcut located in MSI. I've fixed it up and will copy to servers. Need to cleanup whats already out there though. That's another task I'll put on the list

[deviant]

$360 a month...

Very impressive to say the least!

no home phone... organising gigs and promo etc etc + girlfriend interstate for a few months at a time.

imagine how much radiation my brain is receiving

[Lizkins]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj0bGWnXzU4

thanks for that Fents, yep real good watching that was

[PahMaLa]

I reeeeaaaalllly want this phone..



2 year contracts suck ass

Is it true that I might have already reached the limit having well overspent my $40 a month, even though I've only had this one since September?

If you're with Optus, yes. You can reduce your contracts time if you consistently pay above your minimum. I cut a couple of months off my last one.

I have it! I love it sooooo much it's permantly stuck to my hand!
I tell you get it! It's so clever.
Favourite feature is when you have pics of people in your name list, and that person rings, their face pops. It's so cool, I've never been in love with a phone like this before, it's sick!

[breaksRbest]

I didn't know this was on again....

http://www.beerawards.com/beerfest2/details.htm

mmmmmmmmm Beer

[Lizkins]

I didn't know this was on again....

http://www.beerawards.com/beerfest2/details.htm

mmmmmmmmm Beer

yeah i think the crew are heading there tomorrow, i forfeited. four beers and i am drunk as these days

[deviant]

Favourite feature is when you have pics of people in your name list, and that person rings, their face pops. It's so cool, I've never been in love with a phone like this before, it's sick!

dude, that's been around since the first nokia 7250i back in 2003 you wayyyyy behind mate.

[quick]

I didn't know this was on again....

http://www.beerawards.com/beerfest2/details.htm

mmmmmmmmm Beer

sunday???

[breaksRbest]

I didn't know this was on again....

http://www.beerawards.com/beerfest2/details.htm

mmmmmmmmm Beer

sunday???

If it wasn't Mothers Day on Sunday I'd be down fo' shaw

[quick]

I didn't know this was on again....

http://www.beerawards.com/beerfest2/details.htm

mmmmmmmmm Beer

sunday???

If it wasn't Mothers Day on Sunday I'd be down fo' shaw

but it is...

[ADD_Boy]

I didn't know this was on again....

http://www.beerawards.com/beerfest2/details.htm

mmmmmmmmm Beer

sunday???

If it wasn't Mothers Day on Sunday I'd be down fo' shaw

Went last year. Was a laugh.

This years gonna be shite tho. You only get 25 tickets to get 50ml samples (Which like last year they won't fill to the top). Waste of time IMO.

[Fents]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj0bGWnXzU4

thanks for that Fents, yep real good watching that was

Thought u'd like it.

Any other takers?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj0bGWnXzU4

[DBoy]

Oh shit Fents that is gold.

not really work safe, but you got to watch that to the end.

ROFL. YUM!

[Fents]

werd dee. hillarous.

[Direkt]

Fents - I just won email of the week with that beauty - thanks bro.

I put the subject, "Who Likes Doggystyle?", then wrote: "These two do, check the link and wait for the money shot".

Gold Fenton, well done my son!

[great_magnet]

He's clearly done that before, didn't even blink. Or get a drop on her.

[system]

literally!

[Direkt]

Good night to all.

Heneiken and fun times await me upstairs!