stage fright

rhombus · Post by **rhombus** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:27 am

whats the deal? shits me.

why does it happen? could be absolutely busting for a leak but cant get it out for the life of me.

>:

quick · Post by **quick** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:32 am

hi mr. alias...

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:40 am

I'm with ya bud.... call me wierd, but there's just something not quite right about getting the ol' fella out amongst strange men.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:42 am

Yeah you boys got it tough having to stand in front of each other like that.

I never used to get stage fright but I had a nasty incident in the Monash Hospital's toilets with a psych patient and I've never been the same since.

nhd · Post by **nhd** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:53 am

its all in the mind

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:57 am

I think you might have something. If you don't care about the sound you're making (eg: in a nightclub dunny or no one's around) it's easy. But I guess that's why they call it stage fright.

I don't mind hearing people tinkle, I don't know why I should care if they hear me

rhombus · Post by **rhombus** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:07 pm

That's not what it's about though!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:10 pm

rhombus wrote:That's not what it's about though!

Didn't I just say that?

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:25 pm

I have no probs letting the goose loose - NHD is right - it's all in the mind

universal sea · Post by **universal sea** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:30 pm

mass excitement driving adrenaline-fueled pushing-of-envelopes of your creative capacities in all elements, driving up another level and feeding off the energy you blow into their eyes, ears, and back.

fright is the wrong word.

I find eating particularly hard though.

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:35 pm

rhombus wrote:That's not what it's about though!

Kidney Stones perhaps....? Maybe prostate issues????

quick · Post by **quick** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:37 pm

Post by **breaksRbest** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:37 pm

if you're having problems pissing, you haven't drunk enough Beer.

:noteef:

quick · Post by **quick** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:38 pm

again

rhombus · Post by **rhombus** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:41 pm

breaksRbest wrote:if you're having problems pissing, you haven't drunk enough Beer.

:noteef:

true!

Zero Hour · Post by **Zero Hour** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:46 pm

breaksRbest wrote:if you're having problems pissing, you haven't drunk enough Beer.

:noteef:

Once i've had 'a few' drinks then start dancing its seems to encourage a trip to the land of the yellow trough lollies.

I can remember just b4 AndyC, when he played at the espy and it was totally packed and i was rite up front I was busting but couldnt hold it...run to the gents....pushed my way through the line, pit stopped F1 styles then barged my way back out and then through the crowd up front. No stage fright here...that could be disasterous!

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Fri May 12, 2006 6:47 pm

Meh, stage fright is shithouse.

Happens to me sometimes, go too 'fast' and its a certainty.

Sex stuff helps

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Fri May 12, 2006 6:55 pm

It's all about warding off the inevitable entrance of the Grey Boy...

Post by **system** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:47 pm

breaksRbest wrote:if you're having problems pissing, you haven't drunk enough Beer.

:noteef:

it's all about the morning glory!

Schizo! · Post by **Schizo!** » Sat May 13, 2006 12:14 am

It happens to me sometimes... Bloody annoying.

It's so awkward, like the guy next to you might think you're not there to piss, but to look at other dudes knobs or something??? That's what I'm usually worried about anyway

But yeah, get a few beers in me and I'm pissing like a diabetic racehorse.

Lion · Post by **Lion** » Sat May 13, 2006 12:29 am

Are there any zebras in here?

ROOAARRRRR!!!!!!

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Sat May 13, 2006 1:47 pm

anxiety for what ever individual reasons are affecting folks mental or physical well being, punishing lifestyle or mental stress when the body and/ or brain is run down, even changes to work or leisure routines with uncertainity or upheaval. also processing emotional issues/ feelings and thoughts in either natural or through chemically induced psychosis affects the nervous system. any mild anxiousness can affect performance, hence mild incidences of stage fright and more severe urinary difficuilties and loss of bladder control, also speed droop, difficuilty climaxing and other arousal concerns.....that's what I was told when I suffered some work related stress and got bad headaches a while back...

Post by **breaksRbest** » Sat May 13, 2006 3:42 pm

factory worker wrote:anxiety for what ever individual reasons are affecting folks mental or physical well being, punishing lifestyle or mental stress when the body and/ or brain is run down, even changes to work or leisure routines with uncertainity or upheaval. also processing emotional issues/ feelings and thoughts in either natural or through chemically induced psychosis affects the nervous system. any mild anxiousness can affect performance, hence mild incidences of stage fright and more severe urinary difficuilties and loss of bladder control, also speed droop, difficuilty climaxing and other arousal concerns.....that's what I was told when I suffered some work related stress and got bad headaches a while back...

nah, it's definately the Beer thing.

paranoid edge · Post by **paranoid edge** » Sat May 13, 2006 4:42 pm

The Mixtress wrote:Yeah you boys got it tough having to stand in front of each other like that.

I never used to get stage fright but I had a nasty incident in the Monash Hospital's toilets with a psych patient and I've never been the same since.

Hmmm... Do tell

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Mon May 15, 2006 1:19 pm

breaksRbest wrote:
factory worker wrote:anxiety for what ever individual reasons are affecting folks mental or physical well being, punishing lifestyle or mental stress when the body and/ or brain is run down, even changes to work or leisure routines with uncertainity or upheaval. also processing emotional issues/ feelings and thoughts in either natural or through chemically induced psychosis affects the nervous system. any mild anxiousness can affect performance, hence mild incidences of stage fright and more severe urinary difficuilties and loss of bladder control, also speed droop, difficuilty climaxing and other arousal concerns.....that's what I was told when I suffered some work related stress and got bad headaches a while back...
nah, it's definately the Beer thing.

that's only gonna open the floodgates surely. also if you hold your bladder too long (which is unnatural as you're supposed to take that action when the urge makes it self know) this is gonna weaken your body's ability control bladder concerns.

SoulWhiteMan · Post by **SoulWhiteMan** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:27 pm

got it once doing a compulsory drug test at a pathology lab...

two middle aged, ugly nurses didn't help either...
and because it was a drug test, they had to watch me...
Took me a long, long time to start.....
"is there something wrong?" they asked
"erm...just not used to peeing into a beaker in front of two ladies, is all."

they had inverted mirrors and shit on the floor too, so they knew I wasn't trading samples or anything...

that and I'm insecure about my "shortcomings" aswell...
didn't help

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:32 pm

The Mixtress wrote: I don't mind hearing people tinkle, I don't know why I should care if they hear me

i am so that same....

don't care if i hear them, but will position myself perfectly so as to hit the side and make no noise..

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