the future of Melbourne clubbing

Post by **lynt** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:19 pm

Is here

http://www.melbourneunderage.com

just found this site ... prepare for the future.

Ani · Post by **Ani** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:26 pm

They don't look terribly happy/excited. These kids need feijoa vodka STAT!

Post by **lynt** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:28 pm

their time will come Ani ...

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:28 pm

what where you searching for lynt??? Underage Melbourne???

Post by **lynt** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:30 pm

no no... no... coincidence mate i assure.

Kombat Bass · Post by **Kombat Bass** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:35 pm

already been there asking if there is any juniorjunglists.....apparently they hate DnB...

I even got banned cause i posted a overage dnb gig on it

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:43 pm

quick wrote:what where you searching for lynt??? Underage Melbourne???

BWAHAHAHAHA! Explain that one lynt!

Post by **lynt** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:55 pm

oh dear.

http://www.somethingawful.com

front page.

DEAN G · Post by **DEAN G** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:57 pm

Thread titles such as: Whats your favourite Britney Spears Song? says it all!

We should register and make post like, what does a vagina feel like?

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 4:03 pm

Kombat Bass wrote:I even got banned cause i posted a overage dnb gig on it

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:08 pm

holy shit. some of those posts are fucking hilarious! haaha

and they all type like they are on a mobile with predictive text turned off.

someone needs to stop these people.

forum raid?

valuetime · Post by **valuetime** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:47 pm

it'd be funny if there were a bunch of 60 year old dad rockers looking at melbournebeats and going:

"

Look how they type! With no regard to capitalising sentences and using proper grammar. And just what does 'wtf bo selecta' mean?

By the way, I'm booked in for my vasectomy tomorrow.

And my track of the day is 'Moby Dick' (live version, of course!).

"

and so forth...

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:50 pm

huhuh

Ani · Post by **Ani** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:57 pm

valuetime wrote:it'd be funny if there were a bunch of 60 year old dad rockers looking at melbournebeats and going:

"

Look how they type! With no regard to capitalising sentences and using proper grammar. And just what does 'wtf bo selecta' mean?

By the way, I'm booked in for my vasectomy tomorrow.

And my track of the day is 'Moby Dick' (live version, of course!).

"

and so forth...

Just how old are you exactly??

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:04 pm

DEAN G wrote: We should register and make post like, what does a vagina feel like?

I just nearly spat coffee all over my moniter at that one

valuetime · Post by **valuetime** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:18 pm

not old enough to want a vasectomy, that's for sure.

Will · Post by **Will** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:21 pm

I'm considering it...

valuetime · Post by **valuetime** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:27 pm

but what if you need cash some day, and you have to choose between donating sperm and giving some guy a handjob in an alleyway?

Will · Post by **Will** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:32 pm

I'm reasonably sure they don't pay for sperm in Australia, at least hospitals don't.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:36 pm

Sperm banks and hospitals in Australia don't pay for it, but Will certainly does. $5 a litre.

Post by **lynt** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:51 pm

They do...

now before you all get funny on me again about my private life...

I heard it on Triple J once ..

Will · Post by **Will** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:43 pm

Where at? I'm out of work next week.

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:48 pm

DEAN G wrote: We should register and make post like, what does a vagina feel like?

ROFL... That is the funniest thing i have heard all day...

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:02 pm

Possibly the 'toughest' gang in Melbourne:

valuetime · Post by **valuetime** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:11 pm

mackin it hard.

insidious · Post by **insidious** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:48 am

there is just something basically wrong with that site..... Like china dolls' dead eyes... spooky and scary, it could quite easily become very twisted indeed

sweetcheeks · Post by **sweetcheeks** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:46 pm

Kombat Bass wrote:already been there asking if there is any juniorjunglists.....apparently they hate DnB...

I even got banned cause i posted a overage dnb gig on it

i'm sorry, but this is GOLD. fuck them ageists fentone, fuck them in their stupid hairy asses!

Kombat Bass · Post by **Kombat Bass** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:51 pm

sweetcheeks wrote:
Kombat Bass wrote:already been there asking if there is any juniorjunglists.....apparently they hate DnB...

I even got banned cause i posted a overage dnb gig on it
i'm sorry, but this is GOLD. fuck them ageists fentone, fuck them in their stupid hairy asses!

Ummm being all underage i'd doubt the have hair at all....

Yo can i grab that number off ur avatar pls im having trouble getting some..............

sweetcheeks · Post by **sweetcheeks** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:37 pm

Kombat Bass wrote:
sweetcheeks wrote:
Kombat Bass wrote:already been there asking if there is any juniorjunglists.....apparently they hate DnB...

I even got banned cause i posted a overage dnb gig on it
i'm sorry, but this is GOLD. fuck them ageists fentone, fuck them in their stupid hairy asses!
Ummm being all underage i'd doubt the have hair at all....

Yo can i grab that number off ur avatar pls im having trouble getting some..............

there's too many calls to be made about 'underagers' and hair, and those underagers that have it in spades /qualitycontrol

sorry honey, i bit the graphic from some site off yahoo, but you can be my second customer in my fledgling match-maker service "men who crave lace and the women who love them - by Sha-nel". so, uh, breathe and stop, for real, and gimme what ya got.

Post by **system** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:50 pm

lynt wrote:oh dear.

for those who missed this one (like me): http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2542

Post by **lynt** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:23 pm

the best website on the planet (apart from this one).. been reading it and knocking thier stories and ideas for years.

Post by **system** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:31 pm

lynt wrote:the best website on the planet (apart from this one)..

indeed. I had to wean myself off SA after my cuz got admin access last year. their torrent forum is gold though, pure gold.

Post by **lynt** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:41 pm

aye, i lurk non-paying forums only.. though the thought of paying to be a goon has crossed my mind.

would make a good christmas pressy for some of my mates who are riding the same wave as me..

Post by **system** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:46 pm

lynt wrote:the thought of paying to be a goon has crossed my mind.

enter one of the comps, if you win that's the best way to hit both aims:

no payee ze dollarz
becoming ze goon

Post by **lynt** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:50 pm

i fear my hours will shrink if that happens.. im on there enough already.

though some of the melb related topics are interesting...

Andrez · Post by **Andrez** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:22 pm

...so... 2 years on... was it the future afterall...?

I'm curious!!

Sustain · Post by **Sustain** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:46 pm

Entry Conditions: This is a fully supervised drug & alcohol free underage event with breathalysers and metal detectors. Management reserves the right to refuse entry.

they use breathalysers on children???

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:50 pm

Hardy wrote:Sperm banks and hospitals in Australia don't pay for it, but Will certainly does. $5 a litre.

make money money make money money monaaayyyyyeeee!!

I'm going to make billions

Andrez · Post by **Andrez** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:51 pm

Sustain wrote:
Entry Conditions: This is a fully supervised drug & alcohol free underage event with breathalysers and metal detectors. Management reserves the right to refuse entry.

they use breathalysers on children???

Yep, and retina-scans for drug intake.

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:51 pm

muahahaha... me

drew · Post by **drew** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:08 am

aaahhhhh....they are all at that place down on southbank... was down there having a few beers after coaching and me and my mate were wondering about the abundence of underage skank... *sigh*