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breaksRbest
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by breaksRbest Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:19 pm
when someone
thinks they are singing the correct words to a song and they are totally wrong..
what are the funniest ones you've heard?
Sam0's attempt at "I wish I was a little bit taller" takes todays cake
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I think I am, Therefore I am. I think
JAMESSSS
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by JAMESSSS Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:20 pm
hahahaha
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great_magnet
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by great_magnet Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:25 pm
My bro used to sing "Ice is back with my friends who are bitchin" instead of Ice is back with my brand new invention"....
This ain't no party
valuetime
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by valuetime Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:32 pm
go vanilla.
JAMESSSS
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by JAMESSSS Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:35 pm
Actually come to think of it on first hear I though that "I am a terrorist, T.E.R.R.O.I.S.T" song said "I am a tourist, T.O.U.R.I.S.T"
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Hardy
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by Hardy Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:39 pm
Steve Winwood - Valerie
quick
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by quick Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:42 pm
James Rayne
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
Ag3nT[]0raNg3
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by Ag3nT[]0raNg3 Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:42 pm
quick wrote: James Rayne
bahahaaaa
Lós Kasino—
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by Lós Kasino— Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:48 pm
Calibre & High Contrast - The other side
valuetime
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by valuetime Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:49 pm
what about the vocals on vertigo (matrix and danny j, not fucking u2)?
JAMESSSS
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by JAMESSSS Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:57 pm
Throw your fists up
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JAMESSSS
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by JAMESSSS Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:58 pm
Also I am still sure that 3am says
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Lós Kasino—
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by Lós Kasino— Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:00 pm
jbs wrote: Also I am still sure that 3am says
LOL!!!! yes!!! i always thought it said that too.....
JAMESSSS
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by JAMESSSS Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:01 pm
Don't hate me for house
Lós Kasino—
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by Lós Kasino— Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:05 pm
freaky!
maybe thats what it actually says then ??!?!?
almax
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by almax Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:43 pm
jbs wrote: Actually come to think of it on first hear I though that "I am a terrorist, T.E.R.R.O.I.S.T" song said "I am a tourist, T.O.U.R.I.S.T"
when i first heard it i thought it was "i am determined", couldnt figure out the whole spelling caper after it, i was all
for awhile before it dawned. Im just useless with lyrics thou anywho, its more fun when you make em up yo'self
lynt
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by lynt Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:58 pm
D-Bridge - China Blue (or it could be Labyrinth, infact I think it is)
SoulWhiteMan
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by SoulWhiteMan Thu Mar 10, 2005 9:33 pm
forget artist but
great_magnet
crazy diamond
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by great_magnet Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:15 am
jbs wrote: Actually come to think of it on first hear I though that "I am a terrorist, T.E.R.R.O.I.S.T" song said "I am a tourist, T.O.U.R.I.S.T"
Same! Was listening to it this morning on the train and was hearing tourist then kept thinking why the fuck can't they spell terrorist...
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Fents
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by Fents Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:46 am
Klute - Take a Breath - For ages i thought the intro said "Take a pill, Take a pill, TakeaPill Takeapill TakeaPill"
Until Will pulled me up
Another James Reyne one quick - Dont be so Reckless throw down ur guns....When i was lil' bo i thought it was "dont be so restless"
Friday
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by Friday Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:21 am
a few years ago a good friend of mine was sure that the line in the ash song 'girl from mars' was
'Something that in my memory penis breaks'
instead of:
'Something that in my memory has been replaced'
she knew it didn't make any sense but swore that was what they were saying!
great_magnet
crazy diamond
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by great_magnet Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:25 am
The absolute classic is "Professional Widow" by Tori Amos
"Got a big dick"
instead of
"Gotta be big"
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Friday
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by Friday Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:42 am
that song
'i just can't get enough'
often sounds like
'i just can't get it up'
quick
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by quick Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:43 am
Friday wrote: that song
'i just can't get enough'
often sounds like
'i just can't get it up'
haha, yes, I often hear that in the song.
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great_magnet
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by great_magnet Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:45 am
Given how many drugs Depeche Mode used to consume those lyrics are probably fairly accurate...
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valuetime
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by valuetime Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:18 am
a mate of mine reckons that in lyric on my lip tali says:
JAMESSSS
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by JAMESSSS Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:28 am
valuetime wrote: a mate of mine reckons that in lyric on my lip tali says:
I know people who also state this
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ukime
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by ukime Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:29 am
great_magnet wrote: The absolute classic is "Professional Widow" by Tori Amos
"Got a big dick"
instead of
"Gotta be big"
haha werd.
"I have ridden the mighty moon worm." - Al Gore.
Penno
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by Penno Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:37 am
Cheap wine and a three-legged goat
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quick
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by quick Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:49 am
Penno wrote: Cheap wine and a three-legged goat
nice, I thought it said, "cheap wine and a 3-day growth", then I found out I was right...
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
Penno
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by Penno Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:08 pm
Dude I just remembered I saw a very alarming thing on the news the other night - Jimmy Barnes speaking against drink driving "2am, 3am whatever, give me a call and I'll give you a lift home"
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quick
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by quick Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:10 pm
eww... I'd rather risk it, than have him in my car...
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
DBoy
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by DBoy Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:18 pm
Penno wrote: Dude I just remembered I saw a very alarming thing on the news the other night - Jimmy Barnes speaking against drink driving "2am, 3am whatever, give me a call and I'll give you a lift home"
that was classic, I so want his number, (did Paris have it?). Jimmy Barnes, driver of australian drunks.
Penno
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by Penno Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:30 pm
"Jimmy man how are ya.... yeah man whatever look we need a lift home read bad man, waay to fucked to drive cos like we've been drinkin' and we got kicked outta this place but the bouncer was a dick and so johnno smashed a glass on him man it was pisser... nah I'm positive I couldn't drive man... nah Johnno either man he's spewin' in the gutter... wicked thanks bro"
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DBoy
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by DBoy Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:36 pm
"Barnsey, maaate, look none of the taxis will pick us up cause johnno keeps throwing stuff at 'em, come and get us will ya."
great_magnet
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by great_magnet Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:58 pm
"By the way Barnsey, you know your daughter who was in the Tin Lids, is she single, cos Johnno reckons she's noice"
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JAMESSSS
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by JAMESSSS Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:01 pm
"Hang on mate, let's take it easy - I reckon this CD is about to skip. Nah mate, it must be fucked. Let's have a look-see. Oh nah, it's that thing on the bit mate.
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breaksRbest
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by breaksRbest Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:08 pm
quick wrote: Friday wrote: that song
'i just can't get enough'
often sounds like
'i just can't get it up'
haha, yes, I often hear that in the song.
is that when the girl in your bed sings it to you?
I think I am, Therefore I am. I think
quick
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by quick Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:30 pm
breaksRbest wrote: quick wrote: Friday wrote: that song
'i just can't get enough'
often sounds like
'i just can't get it up'
haha, yes, I often hear that in the song.
is that when the girl in your bed sings it to you?
Mate, you should of seen it before it was edited...
"haha, yes, I often hear that"
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
mecka
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by mecka Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:51 pm
I love the ones where somebody is singing along the right words for a while and then it just degrades into gibberish.
RingersRinseOut
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by RingersRinseOut Fri Mar 11, 2005 5:00 pm
Kind of off topic but in the Scratch Perverts track Beat Down a woman whispers "I wanna shit on you" ?!?!? Anyone else heard this? Maybe they are into scat or something
DEAN G
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by DEAN G Fri Mar 11, 2005 5:39 pm
RingersRinseOut wrote: Kind of off topic but in the Scratch Perverts track Beat Down a woman whispers "I wanna shit on you" ?!?!? Anyone else heard this? Maybe they are into scat or something
We all know your a 'scatman' curly!
Trailer_trash
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by Trailer_trash Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:33 pm
Wot is MC Sureshock goin on about in that Greg Packer tune 'Wonderful'(revisted)..It sounds like he's goin on about 'white hooters'....correct me if im wrong
Charlie don't surf!!
Amick
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by Amick Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:59 pm
Future Prophecies - Dreadlock
My best mate reckons its 'Jenga'
Grania
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by Grania Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:08 am
Here are a couple that friends got wrong at an earlier age:
Instead of "She's got a ticket to ride"
"She's got a chicken to ride."
and from 'Take It Easy' by The Eagles/ Jackson Browne
"I'm looking for a lover who won't blow my cover. She's so hard to find."
became
"I'm looking for a lover who won't blow my brother..."
The greatest consolation in life is to say what one thinks.
fmf
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by fmf Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:58 pm
for a while there i thought there was a song that went
Blush
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by Blush Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:42 pm
I thought till very recently that Pump the Jam went "Get your boobies on the floor tonight" ... since been told it's something about getting your booty on the floor ... wish I hadn't sung it at the top of my voice so often now ...
Professional Gift
for awhile before it dawned. Im just useless with lyrics thou anywho, its more fun when you make em up yo'self
