This is not PORN!! Its for CHARITY

[ShiKung]

London Masturbating Marathon 2006
Get ready for a truly hands on experience as the London Masturbating Marathon 2006 will take place in the capital this August.

The London Masturbating Marathon 2006, provisionally dubbed the Wank-A-Thon by Channel 4 for a special TV programmer which they will be screening, will see hundreds of happy Londoners getting their jollies in public all in the name of charity. Participants will be attempting to break the world record for continual masturbation. The current record was set in America and stands at eight and a half hours exactly.

The organisers of the London Masturbating Marathon 2006 are the San Francisco based Centre for Sex and Culture, which has run mass masturbation events in America for the past five years to raise money for sexual health charities.

The Wank-A-Thon will take place in Clerkenwell this summer and will see hundreds of men and women doing it for themselves and for charity. They will be sponsored for how many minutes they can masturbate for and how many orgasms they achieve. Couples are welcome, as are more shy and retiring types who can masturbate in the privacy of a special booth. There will also be men only areas, women only areas and a comfort zone where contestants can spend time relaxing between sessions.

Although there is no requirement to be completely naked at the London Masturbating Marathon, contestants must be at least partially unclothed. There will also be naked adjudicators present throughout the day checking that there are no inadmissible fumblings going on and there are no When Harry met Sally moments.

As part of Channel 4s Wank Week, the London Masturbating Marathon will be filmed for a special documentary that will look at the social and psychological impact of masturbation today.

So if you fancy getting it on with yourself in front of hundreds of other naked masturbators and a Channel 4 film crew, get yourself down to Clerkenwell and get to the job in hand.

For more information on the London Masturbating Marathon 2006, click here.

Venue: Drop Studios, Clerkenwell
Nearest tube: Barbican

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SO WHOSE GOING TO BUY A PLANE TICKET!!!??!!
i do lots of work for charity!

[lynt]

Yeah man!

I saw that on the front page of a paper on the tube as Lebanon was just getting under fire... didn´t quite understand the priorities of the media...

It´s advertised around the place. Insanity.

[ShiKung]

You going bro?? We need someone to represent the MB massive!!

[lucas]

Please tell me there be a "Melbourne Beater" there.



Bwahahaha.




OMG. I have grandpa humour already.

[Direkt]

I like it Lucas (the humour, not the comp).

Saw this the other week at work (the article, not the comp).

Funny thing is, what I read said they had seperate rooms for me and women, and screens available if you wanted to do it private.

Q: apart from exhibitionist gays with a thirst for flying solo - who else would want to go in there and "bat-away" in a room full of people of your own sex?

Not I for one.

PS: 8.5hrs, goodness gracious! That's outrageous, you'd be needing some super-duper lube "on hand" for that one me thinks... - nasty!

[factory worker]

sponsered by the sperm bank

[lynt]

Please tell me there be a "Melbourne Beater" there.



Bwahahaha.




OMG. I have grandpa humour already.

Play some wanks

Wanks or STFU (por favour)

[PahMaLa]

sponsered by the sperm bank

I found that quite amusing laughed out very loud.

This is quite ummm...errr wanky.

[Lizkins]

ummmmm yikes!

[almax]

i watched a doco bout ice users and they had some dude totally freaking out on way too much, they put him in a padded cell and he apparently wanked for 20 hours straight or something ridiculous.

So i ask how can the 8 hour world record be true?
Will they be drug tested just like Matt Promos 100 hours DJ session?

[Fents]

i watched a doco bout ice users and they had some dude totally freaking out on way too much, they put him in a padded cell and he apparently wanked for 20 hours straight or something ridiculous.

So i ask how can the 8 hour world record be true?
Will they be drug tested just like Matt Promos 100 hours DJ session?

Was it the Australian one or the US one?

Did they show the chick who would wak up ice and go on a rubbish skip rampage for 3-4 days?

[deviant]

I've said this before and I'll say it again.... drugs are not to blame, some people are fuck-tards.

[Cubist]

One question. What are they going to do with all the c*m?

[Direkt]

One question. What are they going to do with all the c*m?

I'm quoting this just so you can't retract it.

That's disgraceful mate.

[deviant]

disgraceful? Fair enough question really.

[factory worker]

i watched a doco bout ice users and they had some dude totally freaking out on way too much, they put him in a padded cell and he apparently wanked for 20 hours straight or something ridiculous.

So i ask how can the 8 hour world record be true?
Will they be drug tested just like Matt Promos 100 hours DJ session?

methturbation

[flippo]

One question. What are they going to do with all the c*m?

I'm quoting this just so you can't retract it.

That's disgraceful mate.

everyone at the garbage plant is going to get pregnant, no avoiding it.

[mrj]

One question. What are they going to do with all the c*m?

I believe they have Paris Hilton standing by with a straw. Problem solved.

[deviant]

eewwwww!!!

[Direkt]

disgraceful? Fair enough question really.

Well I'd be thinking they'd be disposing of it mate.

What else would they do?

Sell it as thickener to ice-cream manufacturers?

[deviant]

now THAT is disgraceful...... you sick bastard.

on the Paris Hilton trip, she wouldn't need to eat for a month, all that protein would be more than enough for her tiny frame.

[Lauer]

Sell it as thickener to ice-cream manufacturers?

[calstro]

methturbation

lol...





@ Cubist.... you'd hope the cleaners were getting paid extra.

[Direkt]

Nasty stuff.

I guess someone has to do it though hey.

Just like someone has to clean injecting rooms, brothels, strip clubs and Club X type joints.... now that my friends, is a pretty ordinary job!

[calstro]

Hahaha the Google ad at the bottom then had....

MAKE YOUR DONATION TODAY




LOL

[ghetto kitty]

i have one, and only one, thing to say

http://www.spermcube.org/

this is wanking for profit, instead of charity!!

[deviant]

bwahahahahaha!!!!!

[Cubist]

If you worked for kleenex this would be a great sponsorship opportunity.

[Terry Tate]

dyou think they'll be providing mags or videos? or are people just supposed to make a total withdrawl from the wank bank?
without any help you'd have to have a pretty good imagination to go for 8 hours

[deviant]

ipod video

[mecka]

I read the thread title as Porn for Charity and went and clicked on it...

I need help.

[Direkt]

I wish it was porn for charity - now there's an idea!

[deviant]

^^^ I'm in!!!!

[ghetto kitty]

ooooh

so am i

[Direkt]

Sorted.

[Lephrenic]

ipod video

Or Palm Pilot?

[cha_chaos]

cheh... u kids fly over there and have a grand time... shite i really dont know what to say, i didnt have any idea that human kind could do something so useless and think that putting a label of 'charity' on top of it makes it acceptable

have a grand time

[B0mBjAcK]

No ugly bitches either or nobody will get any wood unless drug companies making viagra are sponsoring the event I bet a few people could end up in a sticky situation...

[LukeMcD]

No photo's posted on this thread, THANK FARK !

[calstro]

ipod video

Or Palm Pilot?

LOL

[deviant]

I just got in trouble for sending a link to.....

http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/whats-on-details-849.html

to some work collegues....

That is a london tourism/news website.... and as Lynt said, it's on the front page over there

oh well

[Fents]

cheh... u kids fly over there and have a grand time... shite i really dont know what to say, i didnt have any idea that human kind could do something so useless and think that putting a label of 'charity' on top of it makes it acceptable

have a grand time

Denial? Its human nature, not some forbidden cave talk.

The ones who dont admit it are the ones who usually are the worst offenders.

[deviant]

what sort of high horse you on Cha?

Name one thing humans do that is "useful"

[Lizkins]

cheh... u kids fly over there and have a grand time... shite i really dont know what to say, i didnt have any idea that human kind could do something so useless and think that putting a label of 'charity' on top of it makes it acceptable

have a grand time

well put Cha

[deviant]

bah!!! prudes

[Fents]

bah!!! prudes

[Lizkins]

just think there are better ways to raise money for charity. wanking is usually a personal thing ain't?

horses for courses.


so you two going to go then?

[deviant]

fine thanx prude!

and you?

[mrj]

I just got in trouble for sending a link to.....

http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/whats-on-details-849.html

to some work collegues....

That is a london tourism/news website.... and as Lynt said, it's on the front page over there

oh well

Dude, if ever in doubt, DONT send that sort of stuff. Most companies have zero tolerance when it comes to that sort of stuff.

I have witnessed instant dismissals for minor infringements with that sort of stuff.

Breaching any organisations internet or email policy with regards to explicit material is easily the most sure fire way to get.....um....surely....fired.

[Lizkins]

i ain't a prude. fuckin hell that pisses me off cos i don't except people on mass getting their kit off and wanking on the street. give me strength.

why are you so cool with it?


i just think its germ ridden and gross, and bring on the rapists and such people who are going to have a field day with this one.