This is not PORN!! Its for CHARITY
This is not PORN!! Its for CHARITY
London Masturbating Marathon 2006
Get ready for a truly hands on experience as the London Masturbating Marathon 2006 will take place in the capital this August.
The London Masturbating Marathon 2006, provisionally dubbed the Wank-A-Thon by Channel 4 for a special TV programmer which they will be screening, will see hundreds of happy Londoners getting their jollies in public all in the name of charity. Participants will be attempting to break the world record for continual masturbation. The current record was set in America and stands at eight and a half hours exactly.
The organisers of the London Masturbating Marathon 2006 are the San Francisco based Centre for Sex and Culture, which has run mass masturbation events in America for the past five years to raise money for sexual health charities.
The Wank-A-Thon will take place in Clerkenwell this summer and will see hundreds of men and women doing it for themselves and for charity. They will be sponsored for how many minutes they can masturbate for and how many orgasms they achieve. Couples are welcome, as are more shy and retiring types who can masturbate in the privacy of a special booth. There will also be men only areas, women only areas and a comfort zone where contestants can spend time relaxing between sessions.
Although there is no requirement to be completely naked at the London Masturbating Marathon, contestants must be at least partially unclothed. There will also be naked adjudicators present throughout the day checking that there are no inadmissible fumblings going on and there are no When Harry met Sally moments.
As part of Channel 4s Wank Week, the London Masturbating Marathon will be filmed for a special documentary that will look at the social and psychological impact of masturbation today.
So if you fancy getting it on with yourself in front of hundreds of other naked masturbators and a Channel 4 film crew, get yourself down to Clerkenwell and get to the job in hand.
For more information on the London Masturbating Marathon 2006, click here.
Venue: Drop Studios, Clerkenwell
Nearest tube: Barbican
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SO WHOSE GOING TO BUY A PLANE TICKET!!!??!!
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Get ready for a truly hands on experience as the London Masturbating Marathon 2006 will take place in the capital this August.
The London Masturbating Marathon 2006, provisionally dubbed the Wank-A-Thon by Channel 4 for a special TV programmer which they will be screening, will see hundreds of happy Londoners getting their jollies in public all in the name of charity. Participants will be attempting to break the world record for continual masturbation. The current record was set in America and stands at eight and a half hours exactly.
The organisers of the London Masturbating Marathon 2006 are the San Francisco based Centre for Sex and Culture, which has run mass masturbation events in America for the past five years to raise money for sexual health charities.
The Wank-A-Thon will take place in Clerkenwell this summer and will see hundreds of men and women doing it for themselves and for charity. They will be sponsored for how many minutes they can masturbate for and how many orgasms they achieve. Couples are welcome, as are more shy and retiring types who can masturbate in the privacy of a special booth. There will also be men only areas, women only areas and a comfort zone where contestants can spend time relaxing between sessions.
Although there is no requirement to be completely naked at the London Masturbating Marathon, contestants must be at least partially unclothed. There will also be naked adjudicators present throughout the day checking that there are no inadmissible fumblings going on and there are no When Harry met Sally moments.
As part of Channel 4s Wank Week, the London Masturbating Marathon will be filmed for a special documentary that will look at the social and psychological impact of masturbation today.
So if you fancy getting it on with yourself in front of hundreds of other naked masturbators and a Channel 4 film crew, get yourself down to Clerkenwell and get to the job in hand.
For more information on the London Masturbating Marathon 2006, click here.
Venue: Drop Studios, Clerkenwell
Nearest tube: Barbican
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SO WHOSE GOING TO BUY A PLANE TICKET!!!??!!
i do lots of work for charity!
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I like it Lucas (the humour, not the comp).
Saw this the other week at work (the article, not the comp).
Funny thing is, what I read said they had seperate rooms for me and women, and screens available if you wanted to do it private.
Q: apart from exhibitionist gays with a thirst for flying solo - who else would want to go in there and "bat-away" in a room full of people of your own sex?
Not I for one.
PS: 8.5hrs, goodness gracious! That's outrageous, you'd be needing some super-duper lube "on hand" for that one me thinks... - nasty!
Saw this the other week at work (the article, not the comp).
Funny thing is, what I read said they had seperate rooms for me and women, and screens available if you wanted to do it private.
Q: apart from exhibitionist gays with a thirst for flying solo - who else would want to go in there and "bat-away" in a room full of people of your own sex?
Not I for one.
PS: 8.5hrs, goodness gracious! That's outrageous, you'd be needing some super-duper lube "on hand" for that one me thinks... - nasty!
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i watched a doco bout ice users and they had some dude totally freaking out on way too much, they put him in a padded cell and he apparently wanked for 20 hours straight or something ridiculous.
So i ask how can the 8 hour world record be true?
Will they be drug tested just like Matt Promos 100 hours DJ session?
So i ask how can the 8 hour world record be true?
Will they be drug tested just like Matt Promos 100 hours DJ session?
Was it the Australian one or the US one?almax wrote:i watched a doco bout ice users and they had some dude totally freaking out on way too much, they put him in a padded cell and he apparently wanked for 20 hours straight or something ridiculous.
So i ask how can the 8 hour world record be true?
Will they be drug tested just like Matt Promos 100 hours DJ session?
Did they show the chick who would wak up ice and go on a rubbish skip rampage for 3-4 days?
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methturbationalmax wrote:i watched a doco bout ice users and they had some dude totally freaking out on way too much, they put him in a padded cell and he apparently wanked for 20 hours straight or something ridiculous.
So i ask how can the 8 hour world record be true?
Will they be drug tested just like Matt Promos 100 hours DJ session?
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lol...factory worker wrote:
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@ Cubist.... you'd hope the cleaners were getting paid extra.
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i have one, and only one, thing to say
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this is wanking for profit, instead of charity!!
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this is wanking for profit, instead of charity!!
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cheh... u kids fly over there and have a grand time... shite i really dont know what to say, i didnt have any idea that human kind could do something so useless and think that putting a label of 'charity' on top of it makes it acceptable
have a grand time
have a grand time
The rubber plant was surprised. If the rubber plant could have spoken, it wouldn't have said anything. That's how surprised the rubber plant was.
No ugly bitches either or nobody will get any wood unless drug companies making viagra are sponsoring the event I bet a few people could end up in a sticky situation...
That's so plausible I can't believe it!
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LOLSpecial Hegg wrote:Or Palm Pilot?deviant wrote:ipod video
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I just got in trouble for sending a link to.....
http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/whats-on-details-849.html
to some work collegues....
That is a london tourism/news website.... and as Lynt said, it's on the front page over there
oh well
http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/whats-on-details-849.html
to some work collegues....
That is a london tourism/news website.... and as Lynt said, it's on the front page over there
oh well
Denial? Its human nature, not some forbidden cave talk.cha_chaos wrote:cheh... u kids fly over there and have a grand time... shite i really dont know what to say, i didnt have any idea that human kind could do something so useless and think that putting a label of 'charity' on top of it makes it acceptable
have a grand time
The ones who dont admit it are the ones who usually are the worst offenders.
Dude, if ever in doubt, DONT send that sort of stuff. Most companies have zero tolerance when it comes to that sort of stuff.deviant wrote:I just got in trouble for sending a link to.....
http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/whats-on-details-849.html
to some work collegues....
That is a london tourism/news website.... and as Lynt said, it's on the front page over there
oh well
I have witnessed instant dismissals for minor infringements with that sort of stuff.
Breaching any organisations internet or email policy with regards to explicit material is easily the most sure fire way to get.....um....surely....fired.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
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i ain't a prude. fuckin hell that pisses me off cos i don't except people on mass getting their kit off and wanking on the street. give me strength.
why are you so cool with it?
i just think its germ ridden and gross, and bring on the rapists and such people who are going to have a field day with this one.
why are you so cool with it?
i just think its germ ridden and gross, and bring on the rapists and such people who are going to have a field day with this one.