TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

[Lil MiSbreaks]

I might have written that saucepan song... you know the one.

It goes

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGBANG BANG BANGBANG BANG BANG BANG

All you need is a saucepan and a wooden spoon.

[ADD_Boy]

needs more cowbell

[mrj]

more things mrj would like to do one day

- Own Michael Moore whilst wearing a designer outfit

- Attend a major sporting event with a friend with me dressed as OJ Simpson and my friend dressed as Nicole Brown. Then at half time we would have an argument and I would pretend to kill said friend. Then spend the rest of the match walking around asking people "have you seen my other glove?".

- Be in the studio audience for temptation and whenever Ed Phillips asks a "Who am I"? question yell out "Ed Phillips you moron".

- Watch 100 classic movies back to back whilst listening to Portisehead - Dummy to see if I can find any match up in Pink Floyd/Wizard of Oz kinda way

- Learn how to ballroom dance blindfolded with a Lion for a partner. I would assume he would lead.

- Ride a camel through a Macdonalds drive through, and complain incessantly about the low windows

- Start a business selling sand to eskimoes in a twist of confused cliches.

- Refuse to rent a car to Tom Cruise explaining that "I've seen all your movies and I know if I rent you a car it'll just get blown up".

- Ride a tricycle across SA wearing a t-shirt that says "Victoria - We're better than you and we know it"

- Raft down the Grand Canyon on an inflatable couch and remark to anyone nearby that the realism of todays Audio Visual setups is amazing.

- Go camping by myself in an Aussie Disposals store.

- Learn to ride a unicycle whislt singing the Lebanese national anthem backwards in mandarin

- Compete in a triathalon wearing a bunny suit

- Buy shoes in Melbourne that I dont destroy in less than 6 months

- Sew a quilt

- Win a contest that isn't a contenst between my mates and I to see who get get the drunkest or fart the loudest.

- Learn to fix a car using only egg whites and a met card and thus become the new MacGyver.

- Dress up and go to KFC. Maybe even take my own Candlebra

- Learn to rollerblade with rockets strapped to my back

- Experience weightfullness

- Throw a surprise party for myself through the power of hypnosis (or dementia)

[Lizkins]

baahahahahahahaha fuck you are funny mrj. too damn funny for your own good

[ghetto kitty]

man, me, gnatty and dboy got some dreaming to do.

love the tricycle through south australia, i can actually picture it.

[Polecat]

I've always wondered why people would be in a studio audience. Depending on the show, I guess. But why would you sit in the audience for something like Funniest Home Videos?

Two of my friends were in the audience for The Glasshouse during the comedy festival this year. They said it was excellent fun. I'd be up for that.

The other day Elie showed me a commemorative cup he has from being in the audience of Tonight Live with Steve Vizard!

[elysium]

I might have written that saucepan song...

Get outta town!! I loved that song when I was a kid. It sure was on high rotation in my mum's saucepan cabinet...

[mecka]

afternoon people. im in a fucking shocking mood.

[factory worker]

afternoon people. im in a fucking shocking mood.

go on on then, Shock Me!

[CoB]

YAY ITS HOLIDAY!!!
weird dream last night / this afternoon :p
i was a fish monger..
and some bastard stoled my fish, then i went running around everywhere sayin shit like..
but he doesnt actually cook fish, he just steals other peopls fish and sells it, but it turns out he does actually cook his fish.. i was just a bastard...
although he did actually steal my fish too..
*shrugs*

Then i started running around in circles in my dream.. that was fun

[mecka]

afternoon people. im in a fucking shocking mood.

go on on then, Shock Me!

nothing turns me on more than the sound of a pelvis snapping under the constant pounding pressure from my enormous wang.

[mecka]

lol nah i'm just in a bad mood, not necessarily shocking.

[factory worker]

afternoon people. im in a fucking shocking mood.

go on on then, Shock Me!

nothing turns me on more than the sound of a pelvis snapping under the constant pounding pressure from my enormous wang.

didn't know you like breaks!

[lucas]

Hi everyone.

I just saw a dude on Smith St with a monicle.

I sooooo want one.

*tired*

I took these on the weekend.

[DBoy]

I Lucas.

[lucas]

I Lucas.

Good boy.

[mecka]

[mecka]

bored.

[deviant]

arvo peepodopoulos

[DBoy]

hey devo.

[calstro]

[DBoy]

[ghetto kitty]

LIDDLE!!!!

i want a bear....sooooo cute.....big claws.....awwwwww

and an otter

and a white tiger, while were dreamin'

[Lil MiSbreaks]

OOhh I did the 'pat a white tiger' thing at Dreamworld a number of years ago.

OMG there so awesome... big fuck off massive tiger lying down while you pat it. You could even sort of cuddle it.

So fucking cool.

Fuck im bored

[Lil MiSbreaks]

OK, name of the day and there's only been one today.

Pronunciation of this surname:

DOUDLE.

hahahaha its gotta be doesnt it? Could get into some trouble in the bedroom, what would you call it? Something else? Be like saying, look how massive my Smith is today.

I love it, too funny

[deviant]

[Polecat]

Hahah! That's a top pic mecka

[Polecat]

How is that for timing of a photo?! Pretty impressive. The boat is in Rushcutter's Bay, Sydney.

[gnat]

Stuff GNAT wants to do that Dboy already has

Get a bachelor's degree
Own a designer outfit
Attend a major sporting event
Visit the Empire State Building
Learn to bowl overhand
Eat at a White Castle
Send my mother flowers for no reason
Ride a camel
Start a business
Rent a car
Ride a bicycle in a different country
Bungy jump
Go camping by myself
Compete in a triathalon
Win a contest
Learn to fix a car
Dress up and go to the opera
Learn to rollerblade
Experience weightlessness (does Uncle sid count)
Throw a surprise party
Bake bread from scratch

Heh all very cheeky today - teef central

Just realised I HAVE sewn a quilt in my lifetime- did a panel for the AIDS Quilt when I was working in a HIV Unit. So there DBoy, I've done something you haven't done. What farking white castle too?

And yes weightlessness on Uncle Sid is acceptable, however I would strongly discourage this since last time you were 'weightless' you put coins down my top thinking I was a cigarette machine and your pancreas became a Japanese fishing village for the evening



Herro TTAN! The IT Dept at this joint is completely FARKED

[Direkt]

Hahah! That's a top pic mecka

That is fucking disgraceful Mecka.

Batman is KING of superheroes!

[ShiKung]

Learn to rollerblade

Whats the hardest part about learning how to rollerblade??

[Lizkins]

Learn to rollerblade

Whats the hardest part about learning how to rollerblade??

telling your parents that you are gay

[DBoy]

And yes weightlessness on Uncle Sid is acceptable, however I would strongly discourage this since last time you were 'weightless' you put coins down my top thinking I was a cigarette machine and your pancreas became a Japanese fishing village for the evening

forgot about that.

So i get a great last minute offer for a ad in a mag, but artwork needs to be done by end of the day. So i ask for the specs... i get them - needs to be pdf or eps, ad size 170 x 120.

Thats it. So i work away for last hour doing an ad at full ball and send it off, if they fuking trim my ad, cut it, or had a bleed they did not tell me about and screw about, IM NOT PAYING.

love D.

[ShiKung]

Whats the hardest part about learning how to rollerblade??

telling your parents that you are gay

[DBoy]

oh god. There Norwiegans are sitting outside my office... How do i work now. Thats it, im outta here.

[fooishbar]

morning peeps. team-building day at work today, which means paintball! woo.

so hungry, and partially hung over, even though I only had _one_ beer.

[deviant]

fuck it's weird when BIS (IT) decide to test/install software/generally screw around with our computers remotely. I am the only one in the office, and the other computers here keep turning on and off again......

creepy

I'm out.... see yas

[Mellogs]

hey everyone!

finally a day off. yay!!

[PahMaLa]

Isn't it nice having a day off especially during the working week. Oh your lucky there Mel.

[Mellogs]

hows the job hunting going?

[mecka]

hiya mel! :waves:

[Mellogs]

hiya

doing census

[mecka]

o rly? online?

[calstro]

good morning fellow melbourne beaters

[CoB]

How is that for timing of a photo?! Pretty impressive. The boat is in Rushcutter's Bay, Sydney.

dont they leave those cameras to catch lightning on for like 5 mins.. reset it each time lightning strikes??
*shrugs*

but is a nice pic none the less

PS
good morning thursdayers!!!

[mrj]

Hi all

[ADD_Boy]

Who's that man with the big red nose ?? Ooh ah ooh ooh ah !!

Morning peeps.

[Lizkins]

morning all

funny tram incident #154 - dudes phone rings with Mission Impossible ring tone - people look around like they are about to duck and cover from impending exploding bomb or Tom Cruise appearing

[CoB]

bahaha
most likely tom cruise...

but erm..
speaking of phones..
i have decided mone is the antichrist...
it can be dead.. i charge it.. and three days later, it will die once again...
it turns water into "waves"
and erm..
i had some other reasons which i have now forgotten...

[DBoy]

phat and furious 2: 18th August

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