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i dreamt i was back with my ex *shudder* and he was being a total areshole.
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good mornin liz, witty, lynt, dboy, cia, mrj and elly....

jeebus christ...

you people are full of the best cat things..

although this one is personification of when my friends call me 'skitty kitty'

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stovequeen wrote:last night i dreamt i had a big guns and roses tattoo down my thigh :oops:

stop reading chicks with guns mags then Fi :P :wink:
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i had dreams about people i know who were at a party with afros and mack trucks painted on them, on thier necks and stuff...

wierd.
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Lizkins wrote:
stovequeen wrote:last night i dreamt i had a big guns and roses tattoo down my thigh :oops:

stop reading chicks with guns mags then Fi :P :wink:
:lol: hmmm. have no idea where that come from.. honestly. random
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Lucas's workplace harmony tip #7598

After spending a good amount of time explaining to your CEO why you've called the new server "DefJux" do not confuse and offend him by mis-typing it as "DejFux" in your followup email.
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Coming to Fabio tonight Fi?
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lucas wrote:Lucas's workplace harmony tip #7598

After spending a good amount of time explaining to your CEO why you've called the new server "DefJux" do not confuse and offend him by mis-typing it as "DejFux" in your followup email.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Morning everyone :wave:

Lynt that dancing cat is funny as!

I had a someone was chasing me dream apparently it means I'm running away from resonsibility...hmmm

DufJux interesting.
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LOL @ Lucas. awesome work.
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Ha ha dreams are sick!!
I had a dream last night that i was in Poland with my mates girlfriend and i only had $50...... :shock: :shock:
Well at least i will be the fattest guy on the street gettin a boat
HEY HEY HEY im gettin a boat!!!!
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Grey Son wrote:Ha ha dreams are sick!!
I had a dream last night that i was in Poland with my mates girlfriend and i only had $50...... :shock: :shock:
did she charge more than that? :teef:
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I had a dream last night that people were tying to steal my eyes
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witty_pseudonym wrote:
Grey Son wrote:Ha ha dreams are sick!!
I had a dream last night that i was in Poland with my mates girlfriend and i only had $50...... :shock: :shock:
did she charge more than that? :teef:
hehehe, im not sure!!
I couldnt work out the currency exchange!!!!!!!!
Well at least i will be the fattest guy on the street gettin a boat
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Direktor wrote:Coming to Fabio tonight Fi?
Hey mate, maybe! 8)
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10 mins till the new south park episode about World of Warcraft lol

http://mrtwig.net/

will be on there shortly after.
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Radness!

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I couldn't remember what thread was hating on the street buskers, but here's a rad photo of "the drummer".
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Last night I had a dream that I had a pet horse that I could talk to. I wouldn't actually ride it or anything, it just sat in the back of my SUV with a hoof hanging outta the window telling me to crank the choons.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
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how could anyone hate on street buskers? :?

they maketh the melbourne.
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good day everyone :D
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That dude rocks!
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He: What's the name of the other server?
Me: MoWax.
He: MoWax?
Me: MoWax.

*pause*

He: Is this a beauty routine or another record label?
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lucas wrote:He: What's the name of the other server?
Me: MoWax.
He: MoWax?
Me: MoWax.

*pause*

He: Is this a beauty routine or another record label?

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

i'm not sure which is funnier - his response or that you called the servers defjux and mowax!! :lol: :lol:
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:lol: lucas
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lynt wrote:Radness!

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/stewartl/217622543/

I couldn't remember what thread was hating on the street buskers, but here's a rad photo of "the drummer".
This cat is the bomb! Mad styles!
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Other known human carcinogens include:

Furniture and cabinet making

Infection with H. priori (the stomach ulcer-causing bacterium)

Herbal remedies containing the plant species Aristolochia



Something called "Hot Mate" is classified as 2A...

"probably carcinogenic to humans".

:smt017

Avril Lavigne's hubby can breathe a sigh of relief.
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Friday wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

i'm not sure which is funnier - his response or that you called the servers defjux and mowax!! :lol: :lol:
I used to have a PlanetV

Its still alive and kicking at my old company I think.
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Mate, an infusion containing caffeine (3 g/liter), is drunk hot by most Uruguayan, North Argentinian, and South Brazilian people. This beverage has been recently associated with esophageal cancer in Brazil and Uruguay.
Not what I was expecting.
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crikey C.I.A.... this is not good. I have drunk a LOT of mate over the years from living in Argentina... infact I caught the Glandular from drinking mate because you drink it by passing around a communal cup (also called Mate) with a straw thing called a bombilla, through which the tea is strained:

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FARK :shock:

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Huzzah!!

I have cleared the thread!!!
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let me rephrase that, just for larks:

I have had a lot of hot mate over the years
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elysium wrote:crikey C.I.A.... this is not good. I have drunk a LOT of mate over the years from living in Argentina... infact I caught the Glandular from drinking mate because you drink it by passing around a communal cup (also called Mate) with a straw thing called a bombilla, through which the tea is strained:

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FARK :shock:

I did not realise I led such an unhealthy life
:lol:

Join the club!!

Edit: Does a Hot Mate taste good??
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hmm... it is a bit of an acquired taste. It's kind of bitter. I like it. Also its almost more about the ritual of passing it around - almost like a spliff hey - than the actual taste.

I hadn't had any for ages and met some Argentinians and we had some and just the taste brought back all these memories!

edit: yes C.I.A it does. I just love sucking on a hot mate. Especially in a group situation :lol:
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Other things known to cause cancer:

House music

Victoria Beckham

The perfume counter at Myers

Opening your eyes in the crown casino

People who rustle chip packets in the cinema

Jehovah's Witnesses
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:smt043
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high heels cause cancer
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Victoria Beckham
:shock:
poor posh, i like her.

people who do that thign where they 'flap' the paper have a high incidence of cancer as well.
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:shock:

I think i need to sit down.
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just went into a meeting room for a meeting (coincidence hey!) anyways i dunno what manner of beast was in there prior but holy fuck it stinks. We cancelled the meeting due to stench.

now im monitoring that room to find out who is using it as a toilet.
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:lol:

someone really did not want to go to that meeting.
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sneaky hands wrote:just went into a meeting room for a meeting (coincidence hey!) anyways i dunno what manner of beast was in there prior but holy fuck it stinks. We cancelled the meeting due to stench.

now im monitoring that room to find out who is using it as a toilet.

all i can say is - ewwwwwww
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sneaky hands wrote:just went into a meeting room for a meeting (coincidence hey!) anyways i dunno what manner of beast was in there prior but holy fuck it stinks. We cancelled the meeting due to stench.

now im monitoring that room to find out who is using it as a toilet.
Outstanding.

Funniest thing I've read all week.
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hrmmm i teach this cute girl, ella, at this riding school.....

long story short: her father OWNS trampoline. :notworthy: mmmm ice cream.
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cha_chaos wrote:hrmmm i teach this cute girl, ella, at this riding school.....

long story short: her father OWNS trampoline. :notworthy: mmmm ice cream.

charmaines chilli choc or gingerbread or STFU
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an old mate of mine owns an ice cream factory..they made frozen desserts too not just ice cream.

when i was at uni i used to skip class and go smoke billies out the back of his factory then go nuts! ahh the good old days, was like a kid in an ice cream shop.
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tampoline = sesame or STFU

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sneaky cheese wrote:Like a kid in an ice cream shop
Almost as bad as Kid's "power point" crap.

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DBoy wrote:Almost as bad as Kid's "power point" crap.
eh? :?
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