TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:35 pm

6 FT HICK TONIGHT MATE!!!!!!!!!!!

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:36 pm

Grey Son wrote:6 FT HICK TONIGHT MATE!!!!!!!!!!!

Post it in the hard rock thread mate. meet you there. hahaha.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:39 pm

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:41 pm

mecka wrote:my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

I have never worked out what that means, what does it mean???
Im asuming it doesnt have anything to do with milk or chocloate!!

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:41 pm

it's all about when she starts to froth .

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:42 pm

Grey Son wrote:
mecka wrote:my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
I have never worked out what that means, what does it mean???
Im asuming it doesnt have anything to do with milk or chocloate!!

Hand shandys?

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:42 pm

Grey Son wrote:
mecka wrote:my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
I have never worked out what that means, what does it mean???
Im asuming it doesnt have anything to do with milk or chocloate!!

it has something to do with the gentle undulation of a females breasticles bringing the attention of men.

you can stop me now.

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:43 pm

Ha ha fair enough, say no more.......

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:44 pm

breasticles is the best word ever.

even better than my alternative word for spork.... a foon.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:45 pm

Better than respecognise?

Or recogspect?

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:46 pm

mecka wrote:breasticles is the best word ever.

even better than my alternative word for spork.... a foon.

Ha you have must have been talking with my kids!!
I get: Famato, & founge bob a bit!!

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:47 pm

nothing is better than anything

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:48 pm

respecognise is a great word

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:48 pm

anything is better than nothing

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:49 pm

ADD_Boy wrote:anything is better than nothing

even shit smeared all over your face. I'd prefer nothing.

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:50 pm

All over the place like a mad womans shit!!!
Thats what my missus sez bout my clothes in wardrobe!!

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:56 pm

f-w u dirty mofo !!

I'm out munchers and crunchers!!

be good!!

Will · Post by **Will** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:10 pm

Q. Why are emo hairstyles so good?

A. Because they cut themselves.

Will · Post by **Will** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:13 pm

Off you go ladies. You can thank me later.

Post by **lucas** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:14 pm

Looking sharp Heggsy!

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:16 pm

Looking hot now! Welcome to 2006

Nice work Heggsy!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:54 pm

sex on toast!!

Spherix · Post by **Spherix** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:02 pm

Citizen Smif wrote:
Amick wrote:
Citizen Smif wrote: i know, thats why i posted it.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
dont laugh i just want to be cool like you.

lighter in air every mix, photo with skream, yanno.

Spherix · Post by **Spherix** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:03 pm

hegg that actually looks really good man
was wondering how long you were gonna rock the h4x0r look

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:34 pm

wow heggster that looks awesome! what a change, rad!

ShiKung · Post by **ShiKung** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:00 pm

I always love the contrasts at brown alley on a Friday!!

As I'm setting up for Rhombus a Dub?Soul?hip Hop NZ band I'm cranking Kammo's Dubstep mix and having problems with it getting drowned out by the Horrible Karoke up stairs and smoking dubes with the Psy-trance party upstrs and organising the new Electro/Breaks room off the mezz as well!!

Craziness!

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:07 am

I <3 SomethingAwful.com

Animal Fix Notes For 11/19

Hello, and congratulations on becoming the proud new owner of an Our Father Inc. pet unit! With proper care your pet can provide years of fun and companionship, all with less expense and emotional drain than our WYBTTCH Female Human unit!

As you know, we here at Our Father Inc. strive for perfection in everything we do. We continually strive to improve our products (and on that note, we'd like to apologize for the whole "Israel" thing), and we are diligent in fixing our mistakes. If you have owned a pet in the past, you might notice a couple changes in your new unit. Don't stress out, though! We are confident that this model is 100% more reliable, efficient, and user friendly than previous incarnations.

So read this guide, make sure you understand the changes, and have a blast! If you like our changes, feel free to drop us a line â€“ it's always good to hear from someone who doesn't want something.

Dogs

- Fixed glitch that caused some Cocker Spaniel models to respond to the name "Liv Tyler".

- Tabbed browsing now enabled in most breeds.

- Your dog will no longer die. There is no more death. Enjoy your incredibly crowded planet, you whiners.

- Chihuahuas operating in reverse mode no longer bark uncontrollably until someone comes to the door.

- Adolescent models no longer attempt to mate with stereo speakers when Stevie Nicks is playing.

- Vets are now required to not charge fifty bucks when they clearly just glanced at the dog for like a second or so help me Me I'll smite the shit out of them.

- New models no longer chew their own legs off when trapped. Instead, they swallow a fake cyanide tooth. Optional "don't kiss me" decal ($24.99) recommended for homes with children.

- Certain models now come with Heimlich Maneuver training right out of the box!

- Dogs who howl "I love you" or other common phrases now trained to use video cameras so they can mail their own VHS tapes to "America's Funniest Home Videos".

- Defective Pit Bull models no longer mistake childrens' faces for delicious ham hocks.

- Chihuahua models trained to equate "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" to "I am an intruder; please rip my testicles off".

- Dogs who eat homework now excrete proofread dissertations with annotated bibliographies.

- Chinese Poodles no longer drive the wrong way down one-way streets or laugh at their owners even as they take their money and shelter for free.

- New models masturbate by themselves whenever a leg starts to look tempting.

- Most breeds required to write a formal apology letter when they drag a used tampon out of the trash in front of company.

- New iPod dock allows users to listen to Barry White when they're trying to get busy with their lady and the dog just won't stop staring at them.

- Fixed glitch that caused Boston Terriers to say "yes, dumbass", when asked if they "want to go bye-bye".

- Fixed compatibility problems causing dogs to shed when The Beastie Boys are played.

- New hybrid Miniature Doberman/Slap-On Bracelet allows you to take your pet wherever you go.

- Dogs put in "people clothes" by their owners no longer bolt to the bathroom and eat the entire contents of the medicine cabinet.

- Implemented "Prince of Persia"-style rewind system in case you want to try out that "pop rocks and soda" thing on your dog.

- Some breeds are now capable of performing figure-four leglocks and flying elbow smashes when wrestling with on the floor with their owners.

- Models who continually shout "it's bacon" no longer burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix.

Cats

- Cats can no longer introduce themselves by barging into a room and saying "how are you gentlemen". Instead they rub against your ankles and purr.

- Cats have become great pets you'd want to keep around the house. We've transformed them into dogs.

- Removed vocal chords so that troublesome models cannot keep their owners awake all night. We also gave the cats constant, blinding headaches. This is just to amuse us.

- Repaired glitch that replaced "curiosity" with "crippling alcoholism" in some models.

- Maximized efficiency by removing eight extra lives upon discovering most cats live one very long, very boring life.

- Newer models ignore air dusters and flushing toilets. Instead they fear alienating friends and family and dying alone.

- Obedience chip assures cats won't climb your Christmas tree unless there's some really wacky shit going on in there.

- Instead of dragging fresh kills to the front porch, revamped feline models scour the neighborhood for pornography, drugs, and ill-gotten money and burn their findings in the town square.

- New adaptive learning software: No more need to shake your baby at a cat and shout "don't lay on this thing's face you stupid gray-and-white faggot" to prevent suffocation!

- Optional Tender Spot Protector ($13.95) protects your privates from probing claws and rough tongues.

- Reinforced titanium spinal column ensures your cute new kitten won't end up as a stain under the La-Z-Boy.

- Fixed glitch that caused some Himalayan Longhairs to travel at the speed of light, effectively allowing them to catch that damn laser pointer.

Birds

- Due to a recent patch that allows fish to perform simple tricks in exchange for food, birds are now officially the gayest pets a person can have. Sorry about that.

- Disinterested Generic Bird ignores the $20 toy you bought it with twice the gusto of previous models!

- Larger claws allow speaking models to rap each other in the knuckles with a ruler when they use poor grammar.

- Many models now excrete balls of yarn instead of feces, making interaction with cats infinitely more entertaining.

- Nutritional systems tweaked to maximum efficiency; very low chance of starvation if owner inadvertently leaves a blanket over his bird's cage for a week or three.

- Fixed pheromonal issues: Lovebirds no longer engage in fatally violent sex when approached by elderly persons.

- All talking models who know nothing but South Park catchphrases reprogrammed to call owners "the classiest cats at the WIC office".

- Fixed glitch that caused urban pigeons to group up, grab homeless people, and drop them in medical waste dumpsters.

- Formerly hollow bones now filled with Cadbury Egg creme filling.

- Wild birds no longer capable of spray painting "RIP Stereotyping Bigot" on Alfred Hitchcock's grave.

- High-flying models no longer employ retina-scanning targeting systems. R&D extends its sincerest apologies.

Post by **lynt** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:14 am

Mon, Nov 20

Late thunder
min: 15Â°C
max: 36Â°C

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:14 am

MORNIN

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:29 am

Good morning all!

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:44 am

Hey mel, took it easy this weekend hey!!

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:52 am

lynt wrote:Mon, Nov 20

Late thunder
min: 15Â°C
max: 36Â°C

Ripper. I rode my pushie in

Lyntos in the early house this morning!

Herro Mel, GS

I have ADO's backed up. Plan is not to work a full week until the New Year
See I wanna be like LMB

.

Serious, 3 day week, 4 day week. 'Sif you wouldn't

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:59 am

Good morning peasants.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:03 am

Morning Peeps.

Cheers to all for a brilliant Saturday (and Saturday night & Sunday Morning)

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:07 am

Yo Mrj, FW!!
I went the wrong way FW on Sat night, turned right on brunswick rd instead of left, walking for ages waiting for cab, i could have walked to highpoint, ha ha!!

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:19 am

Grey Son wrote:Yo Mrj, FW!!
I went the wrong way FW on Sat night, turned right on brunswick rd instead of left, walking for ages waiting for cab, i could have walked to highpoint, ha ha!!

Hey bro, I walked home with my records cause there were no cabs in sight the whole way. Back is farked fo real.

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:22 am

factory worker wrote:
Grey Son wrote:Yo Mrj, FW!!
I went the wrong way FW on Sat night, turned right on brunswick rd instead of left, walking for ages waiting for cab, i could have walked to highpoint, ha ha!!
Hey bro, I walked home with my records cause there were no cabs in sight the whole way. Back is farked fo real.

I didnt have much cash, so i walked all the way to high st to get tram and none were running until 7.56am so i ended up walkin al the way to tyler st in preston. Had to ring the missus then my legs wERE fucked ha ha. What time did i leave you?? I got hame about 7.30.............

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:30 am

Grey Son wrote:
factory worker wrote:
Grey Son wrote:Yo Mrj, FW!!
I went the wrong way FW on Sat night, turned right on brunswick rd instead of left, walking for ages waiting for cab, i could have walked to highpoint, ha ha!!
Hey bro, I walked home with my records cause there were no cabs in sight the whole way. Back is farked fo real.
I didnt have much cash, so i walked all the way to high st to get tram and none were running until 7.56am so i ended up walkin al the way to tyler st in preston. Had to ring the missus then my legs wERE fucked ha ha. What time did i leave you?? I got hame about 7.30.............

When the booze was gone. Well apart from a 4 litre goon that some one found. Ended the weekend drinking down at workshop on Sunday arvo.

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:32 am

Mmmm goooon, queensland style ha ha..
I was stuffed yesterday, did SFA all day. Hada a good night though, not sure who i was talking to most of the time but they didnt seem to mind.

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:35 am

everybody

I am in a bit of a quandary... I have a job offer in London and one in Copenhagen (starting next September)... but I have to pick by the end of the week... eeep

What are your initial reactions:

COPENHAGEN

or

LONDON

???

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:37 am

COPENHAGEN.....
Poms eat it............................

Post by **fooishbar** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:43 am

elysium wrote: everybody

I am in a bit of a quandary... I have a job offer in London and one in Copenhagen (starting next September)... but I have to pick by the end of the week... eeep

you said that last week too

What are your initial reactions:

COPENHAGEN

or

LONDON

???

copenhagen for sure!

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:49 am

fooishbar wrote: you said that last week too

I know! I must be driving them nuts - I keep asking for more time!

Post by **fooishbar** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:07 am

elysium wrote:
fooishbar wrote:you said that last week too
I know! I must be driving them nuts - I keep asking for more time!

copenhagen!

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:09 am

Hello !

Post by **fooishbar** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:13 am

crushing headache :\

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:37 am

I spent a few days in Copehagen, but i have no idea what it is like.

We did rock up to Mary's castle and went to the visitors entrance. Me and my mate announced our selves as two Tassie blokes here to see Mary.
We expected to be dragged out but were told, "Sorry Mary is pregnant and spending time in the country house, otherwise I am sure she would have been delighted to come for a chat".

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:38 am

DBoy wrote:I spent a few days in Copehagen, but i have no idea what it is like.

We did rock up to Mary's castle and went to the visitors entrance. Me and my mate announced our selves as two Tassie blokes here to see Mary.
We expected to be dragged out but were told, "Sorry Mary is pregnant and spending time in the country house, otherwise I am sure she would have been delighted to come for a chat".

No checks for stitches on your neck or anything.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:40 am

Morning troops

crazy weather action....

got my air-con hooked up and ready to go. WOOT!

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:40 am

DBoy wrote:I spent a few days in Copehagen, but i have no idea what it is like.

We did rock up to Mary's castle and went to the visitors entrance. Me and my mate announced our selves as two Tassie blokes here to see Mary.
We expected to be dragged out but were told, "Sorry Mary is pregnant and spending time in the country house, otherwise I am sure she would have been delighted to come for a chat".

You should have said " no no, we are here to SEE the map of tassie "