Hey Fents. The ban is of an indeterminate length. The mods will have a chat soon about what the next step is.Fents wrote:Permantly or Tempoairly?
TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
man oh man what an afternoon hey?
In researching coconuts before
side note : to ensure that my hatred was justified, which it clearly was - chalk up another win for banana man and his followers
I discovered that coconuts kill more people than sharks every year (on average). I also remember hearing once that you are more likely to be killed by being crushed under a coke machine than being eaten by a shark. Which brings me to believe that I think we must devise an experiement that tests these hypothesise.
Ideally I think we get a very large swimming pool then fill it with sharks and place it beneath numerous palm trees inhabited by pygmies who shake the trees back and forth so that they rain coconuts (on your pitiful city eheh) and then also plonk coke machines into the pool occasionally (which should also knock off the odd shark every now and then to even up the odds). At the most, we will determine what really is likely to kill you and at the very least we can sell it to Japanese television.
Alternatively we can do devise a new coconut flavoured coke which we can inject into sharks to make the ultimate weapon against surfers (besides work for the dole programs).
In researching coconuts before
side note : to ensure that my hatred was justified, which it clearly was - chalk up another win for banana man and his followers
I discovered that coconuts kill more people than sharks every year (on average). I also remember hearing once that you are more likely to be killed by being crushed under a coke machine than being eaten by a shark. Which brings me to believe that I think we must devise an experiement that tests these hypothesise.
Ideally I think we get a very large swimming pool then fill it with sharks and place it beneath numerous palm trees inhabited by pygmies who shake the trees back and forth so that they rain coconuts (on your pitiful city eheh) and then also plonk coke machines into the pool occasionally (which should also knock off the odd shark every now and then to even up the odds). At the most, we will determine what really is likely to kill you and at the very least we can sell it to Japanese television.
Alternatively we can do devise a new coconut flavoured coke which we can inject into sharks to make the ultimate weapon against surfers (besides work for the dole programs).
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Decided last night that in July next year I'm going to buy my first packet of cigarettes in like 10 years. Then whenever I'm out I'm going to go up to every Smoker I know and just give them away!!
Cant wait to see the look on their faces when i LOL and remind them they have to go outside!
I'm sure i have Lung cancer!
No big beef, just a small amusement to get me through the next 6 months!
Cant wait to see the look on their faces when i LOL and remind them they have to go outside!
I'm sure i have Lung cancer!
No big beef, just a small amusement to get me through the next 6 months!
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ShiKung wrote:Decided last night that in July next year I'm going to buy my first packet of cigarettes in like 10 years. Then whenever I'm out I'm going to go up to every Smoker I know and just give them away!!
Cant wait to see the look on their faces when i LOL and remind them they have to go outside!
I'm sure i have Lung cancer!
No big beef, just a small amusement to get me through the next 6 months!
as a smoker, my response to you is this >
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Ditto.system wrote:R.I.P. Robert Altman. Some great films. M.A.S.H. is still one of my faves.
American Cinema has lost one of its pioneers. He did so much to bring Hollywood out of the dolldrums in the 70's. What a glorious time for American film.
Restecpa.
edit: mrj beat me too it......
hmmm capital of Gazebo.......
Wisteria?
hmmm capital of Gazebo.......
Wisteria?
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Mornink 
Wha happened??
Did anyone else dream that Ginger people actually have hair made of copper and all of them were being drugged and shaved by copper theives??
Wha happened??
Did anyone else dream that Ginger people actually have hair made of copper and all of them were being drugged and shaved by copper theives??
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
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C.I.A. wrote:Mornink
Wha happened??
Did anyone else dream that Ginger people actually have hair made of copper and all of them were being drugged and shaved by copper theives??
i just heard about that one last night i.e the price of copper
my mate came up with a theory about the transport issues of late, thinking they were something to do with the election coming up. Had no idea copper was so expensive!
....goes and hunts around house for copper now.
Morning all
haven't asked LC yet either. 
EVERYTHING ABOUT COPPERLizkins wrote:C.I.A. wrote:Mornink
Wha happened??
Did anyone else dream that Ginger people actually have hair made of copper and all of them were being drugged and shaved by copper theives??
i just heard about that one last night i.e the price of copper
my mate came up with a theory about the transport issues of late, thinking they were something to do with the election coming up. Had no idea copper was so expensive!
....goes and hunts around house for copper now.
Morning all
â– China's construction boom has fuelled the demand for copper.
â– Its price has increased five-fold since 2001.
â– Copper thefts affect railways worldwide. Some stolen copper is smuggled into China.
â– China is the world's largest copper consumer.
â– In Australia scrap copper sells for $7-$8 a kilogram.
â– Copper sells for $6000-$8000 a tonne on the Chinese black market.
â– The price of copper is based upon the London Metal Exchange.
â– Copper is used for wiring, plumbing and electronic goods.
â– It is the eighth most abundant metal found in the Earth's crust
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C.I.A. wrote:Sponsor an Emo
Presented to you by Tunnel Vision.
For less than a dollar a day, you can sponsor an Emo. Your dollar will go towards:
-provisioning their clique with cigarettes
-black hair dye
-a ticket to an international act and a band t-shirt.
Each month, you will receive an angst-ridden suicide-threat and surly/scowling photo of your Emo, and if you sponsor before Christmas, you will receive a festive studded pleather wristband actually worn by your Emo to place on your Christmas tree.
Share the love this festive season.
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