Made up word(s) and meaning thread

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chin-stoker

one who absent mindely rubs chemical particals around their chin whislt atempting to lookon thoughtfully as a dj drops tunes of significance.
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"Suffixication" the act of making new words by just whacking a suffix on the end...

kind of ironic isnt it...
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Introdeducing

Where you Deduce who the person is and introduce yourself.

"You must be Bob, my name is Joe"
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Recalcipants

Jeans that are really, really hard to fit into.

Epantscipation

Getting out of Recalcipants
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Carpal Thumal Syndrome

1. (n.) A condition of the thumbs that is brought on by the excessive use of a Blackberry or other similar device.

fucken blackberries.
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HAHAHAH Hughs got a blackberry!!! I bet your read an article about it in one of those 'lifestyle' pull outs in the herald sun and JUST HAD TO HAVE ONE!!
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haha. no i have been quite vocal about not getting one. i only have to support the things. why the hell would i want to have my work emails with me 24/7!

osteopornosis

(n.) A degenerate disease.
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Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:
osteopornosis

(n.) A degenerate disease.
:lol:

Adidarse / Addedarse

The ample track pants you turn to when you have become epantscipated after been stymied by recalcipants
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onosecond

(n.) The period of time one spends between pressing the "send" button and then realizing that they really shouldn't have sent that e-mail message.
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Dialog

When you find yourself inadvertantly talking to a tree. Known to happen at Earthcore and lesser bush doofs.

Monolog

When the tree refuses to reply.
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Crackberry

Alternate name for a blackberry, owing to their addictive nature.
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Craichouse

Found in Irish Ghettos
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Gymeoin

A little known Irish personal trainer who immigrated to Australia to increase his client base.
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Phallusy

This is 12 inches:

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mrj wrote:Crackberry

Alternate name for a blackberry, owing to their addictive nature.
Crackedberry

Common term for a Blackberry™, after it's user has thrown it at a wall/run it over/attacked it with various weapons.
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Hobo'h!

A selecta wit awt a residancy!
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Da Vinchizzle

Somewhat pitiful contemporary of the more famous Leonardo. Currently trying to finish a 'Dan Brown meets the Dogg Pound' album to cash in on the Da Vinci Code film.
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turlet..... like toilet, but not

i prefer it
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Stupidhaviour

I think this one speaks for itself

I've got menace to thank for that one :)
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deviant wrote:Stupidhaviour

I think this one speaks for itself

I've got menace to thank for that one :)

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Indivisual

When you're the only person on acid at a club.
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Indievigil

A person who constantly waits in hope for the announcement of tour dates for some obscure indie group for which they seem to be the only dedicated fan on the face of this planet
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From Roger's Profanisaurus:

apple catchers n.

Generously proportioned knickers for the fuller figure.
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overheard at black cat...

... "it's not like she slept around... she just dressed like a slut"
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Procrasturbation



Pretty self-explanatory really.
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Ninjavitis

a crippling disease whereby the sufferer becomes obsessed with ninjas.

>> credit must go to C.I.A for coming up with this one!
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Special Hegg wrote:Procrasturbation



Pretty self-explanatory really.
bwahahahahaha!!!!!

gold, platimum even! :lol:
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Anniguing

When something is annoyingly intriguing.... ie. LOST.
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Heggswart

this is a wart that looks like Heggsy :P
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Aggabarunchypop

Stop giving me work German!
...and basically that's the situation
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Mellogical

this is an oxymoron :P
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Umbrella?
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mecka wrote:Umbrella?
I think that one's been done before :? :teef:
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Reciprogate

Going to see Hernan Catteneo with a friend that you have dragged to a number of DNB gigs.
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deviant wrote:Mellogical

this is an oxymoron :P


:shock: :lol:
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Pairadocs

Shoes that are so ridiculous so as to preclude their use.
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Blondtourage

The crew or 3 or 4 blondes that huddle in a group folloingw two steps behind the prettiest most popular blonde. See also Ricotta Jocks
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Glamorose a condition often experienced by members of the Blondtourage and often encountered in pretentious bars
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moticated

Having gained motivation from chemical sources.
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psycomppath

insufferable work colleague who is pathologically competitive
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Botutopia

The contents of my fridge after a power outage on a near 40 degree day :?
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elysium wrote:Botutopia

The contents of my fridge after a power outage on a near 40 degree day :?
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Craptop

Portable notebook computer that has 256 MB ROM or lower and next to no sound card.
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Lay Ja Vu
The feeling you get when your on a tram, or something similar, and you see a person you faintly recognise, but can't quite place.
Then you realize you fucked them 5 years ago.

Nedophile
Someone who is obsessed with, or only fucks people who look like Ned Kelly.

Dogasm
The noise a dog makes when it has an orgasm
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Lolacaust
When you laugh so much an entire nation dies
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Toolshed:
(natural progression from : Spanner, Tool, Toolbox, Toolshed)
................................... (dick) (dickhead)(f*cking dickhead) (f*cking f*ckhead)
description of a person who goes the nine yards in being a total dickhead and further!
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Wiitisicm

A word where the letters re was been replaced with Wii to make a humorous play on words in relation to a situation involving the nintendo Wii.
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Niggawatt - the standard unit of measurement for confusion or improbability.

For example - in the event of something confusing, say someone talking backwards whilst juggling flaming chainsaws, if one person who witnessed it by says "Nigga what?" that would be equivalent to a measure of 1 Niggawatt. If 50 people all said "Nigga what?" at the same thing that would be 50 Niggawatts. Etc ad infinitum

The scale is logarithmic such that increases in the level of confusion or improbability of events results in a exponential increase in the Niggawatt reading.

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Modern science is as yet to invent a device for measuring Niggawatts, however now that a standard unit of measurement has been established it is only a matter of time.
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:smt044

Oh and I have an example of a Wiitisicm for the definition!:

My friend, who likes use a projecter and play Wii on the nice big white wall of his current rental accommodation is now looking to buy a house of his own. Whilst at an "open for inspection" for a potential residence which was looking pretty good, he had a sudden realisation which caused him to shouted loudly in diappointment to his girlfriend who was in the other room:

"HEY, THIS PLACE HAS NO WII WALL!!",

eliciting quizzical and vaguely disgusted looks from the and other people inspecting the house, who rather quickly moved to the next room.
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Spudarted - A retarded spud.
After a hard night out mixin and on the pingaz, get home, can't move, cant think, just lay there like a mentally challenged spud.
Spudarted.
(I am spudarted right now)
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