Ani wrote:Ugh to having to play nice good girl to parents church friends.
Conversation sample:
"So what do you do?"
"I'm a student"
"Studying?"
"Archaeology"
"Oh that's fantastic. What are you doing for New Years?"
"Um, going to see some Dj's at the Espy in St Kilda"
"oh".
imagine how i go with the conversations with parents friends!
"So what do you do?"
"I work for an events company"
"Oh, that's fantastic, what sort of events"
"We put on dance music parties"
"Oh"
wow i can just hear my mum
"so why did it take you 4 hours to get home"
"I dunno"
"but that doesn't make sense"
"mmm"
"well?"
"mmmm"
"how did you get home?"
"i just did"
"what does that mean?"
"i dunno"
"So what are you doing tonight?"
"I dunno"
Just copped a massive grilling from the boss cause apparentlly my "phone attitude" isnt up to par...geez i only told the stoopid bitch that "sure i can clean up UR MESS"...
And trust me when my boss yells, hes fuckin scary.
those vodaphone trams with the adds for pic txt's
im not a violent person, but i want to stop on all those people's heads with an ice skate, repeatedly.
esp the girl pretending to have a moustache with her hair
Christmas Shopping!! GRRRRR!
Me: "Can you put that body lotion in a different bag from the rest of my stuff? It may leak" (dodgy lid)
Checkout Chick: "Sure"
Walk away, look in bag, body lotion in with gift bags, cards etc. Idiot check out chick.
fuck you for not buying me chocolates for christmas. cuntlipses, every single one of ya. i don't want your namby pamby floral porcelain 3-piece tea-brew kit and i don't want to give you this lovely thick box of pink lady truffles that should be floating in my digestive tract, in all honesty I don't want to give you anything at all [because Christmas is the payday of already insanely rich Fruit of the Loom stockholders and i's po', goddamit] but i heard on the work/family/general social circle grapevine that you got me one and now I have to fucking reciprocate else look like a grinch with a beef against 'the man'. besides, if you really knew me and liked me you'd get me 30 fucking ferrero rochers that i can cram into my mouth all at once, bitch, I don't even mind if they're melty, just as long as they're still in the original packaging, which just goes to show how DECENT and LOW-MAINTENANCE and NON-PRECIOUS i'm being about this whole sorry cocoa-free situation! no no, not those jelly jubes that have gotten all gelatinous looking and moist as they sweat in the plastic and the sugar dusting melts and if i touched them my fingers would shine and taste like glycerine, I want the stuff in the festive looking christmas-shaped boxes! with all the metallic foil! fuck you and your half-arsed commercialism, how the fuck can i take you seriously when you don't even die by the sword and there no lindt balls i can stuff myself with like they're expirin tomorrow. "Thanks for that! You shouldn't have! Wow! WOW! A cut-price Christmas decoration from target with the glitter half come off and such a lovely shade of aquamarine!" fuuuuuuuuuuuck you!
Gripe: Leaving all of my christmas shopping to be done after work at 7 tonight... and then going to the bank this morning and finding out I haven't been paid. Again.
Fents wrote:
U know someone tested one of those juices and the ginseng, guaranna and whatever else they put in is all a load of crap....all bout the $$$
What exactly do they put in them when they ask you if you'd like to give your juice a "boost".
there is a list of what is in the 'boosts' on www.boostjuice.com.au. but after reading a recent report on www.choice.com.au about how these powders dont provide any benefits and can actually harm people in some cases, i decided against getting them.
My second gripe for today: Calling up head office to see where our pay is, only to be told "oh, thats right, I'll just do it now". Which means it wont be processed until 12 Friday night. The chances of it going through because of weekends/public holidays... slim to none.
When I reply, this isn't fair, our employees need to be paid etc, I am told not to start having an argument with her. First of all, I was calmer than most people would be when they find out theyre not getting paid before christmas, and secondly, what does the stupid bitch expect?.
i just received a bleeding heart email from a vege friend asking me to join the plight of another abused species - ok so i dont think its that cool to batter a baby seal to death to make a handbag out of (if i was starving on the other hand the little fucker wouldnt last 1 minute) anyways i get directed to this website.. http://www.fishinghurts.com/feat/fishlives/
anyone else think these cunts are fucking retarded (or maybe im just exceptionally irritable today)- come on... its a fucking fish
You know, fish are sensitive, they have personalities
WTF???
look out rex hunt - theres a carbomb with your name on it. MURDERER!!!
fintin - your next
oh but apparently he is!! he is singlehandedly responsible for popularising the ownership of tropical fish - which in turn has caused rapeage of coral reefs as a Vice article a few months back suggested
sneak wrote:oh but apparently he is!! he is singlehandedly responsible for popularising the ownership of tropical fish - which in turn has caused rapeage of coral reefs as a Vice article a few months back suggested
back in ya box boy. nemo is the cutest and he is a fuckin pixel cartoon so he ain't hurtin no one!
NOT TRUE!!!
After Finding Nemo found major box office success, the public demand for Clownfish as pets skyrocketed. The way clownfish (and other exotic fish) are captured, is by using a chemical which temporarily renders the fish unconscious, thus making them easy for divers to bag and return to the surface. However, the chemicals have a largely toxic effect on other plants and many fish, and also kills the rare coral in which the fish are found.
yes a cartoon fish. much like the fact that watching cartoon rabbits eat each other turns fragile minds to cannabilism... or something.
i direct you to this portion of the quote..
he is singlehandedly responsible for popularising the ownership of tropical fish
who wanted to have a lame fish as a pet - all about the puppies, kittens and ponies til nemo came along