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What do you think about escorts?

No way
2
7%
Not for me, but I'm cool with it
15
52%
I've thought about it, maybe if the timing is right, not a biggie
4
14%
I'd do it
4
14%
I have done it
1
3%
I live by it and can't imagine a world without
3
10%
 
Total votes: 29

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Post by universal sea »

good work people, there are open minded people on here, good discussion.

looks like im taking the plunge in the next couple of weeks, oh yes, full report to come.

also bought this book today -

Veronica Monet's Sex Secrets of Escorts: Tips From A Pro

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universal sea wrote:good work people, there are open minded people on here, good discussion.
Up to a point. The thread certainly surpassed my expections.
universal sea wrote:looks like im taking the plunge in the next couple of weeks, oh yes, full report to come.
I gotta be honest with you mate.

I'd rather you tell us all about it over drinks, not on here.

You could put a poll at the top of the thread...
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sticky?
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ewwww...
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2 girls 1 cup?
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nic wrote:2 girls 1 cup?

Gretel Killeen?
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
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pics and or vids of stfu
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if you want the report and web tv video it will be on my own website. its not "work safe" for melbourne beats

2 girls and a cup is terrible
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2 girls 1 cup
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should see 10 blokes 4 saladbowls :o
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flippo wrote:should see 10 blokes 4 saladbowls :o
Fuckin LOL!
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flippo wrote:should see 10 blokes 4 saladbowls :o
hahah
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Another good book is In my skin, by Kate Holden.
It is based mainly around the writer's heroin addiction, but gives great insight into her time working on the street & in Melbourne Brothels.
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Poll has been added on Lephrenic's request.

Thanks Baby Ruth for more literature on the female perspective of life
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Direktor wrote:imagine PAYING $200 to be shat on!!!!
I think it'd make a good exclamation.

"Well, shit on me and charge me two hundred! How the fuck are ya!"
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Interesting thread, I really didn't expect it to last on here when I first saw it go up.






That is all.
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BammBamm wrote:I really didn't expect it to last on here when I first saw it go up.
women love being surprised
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BammBamm wrote:I really didn't expect it to last when I first saw it go up.
That's what they all say! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hegg with the gold!
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Backstory so I don't seem too creepy: :teef:

I used to live on Grosvenor St in SA a few years ago.

There were two houses owned by the same guy, and I lived in one and then moved to the other... easiest move ever.

I always lived with young girls, and of course girls always have boy friends (or girlfriends) and always split up and then sleep with another person - so all the exes used to refer to our house as "the brothel".

So, when I moved to Melbourne and saw a billboard for the "Grosvenor Brothel", I of course cracked up and then sent the link to my friends...

I was perusing the website, and saw that they charge $300 per hour!

Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but that seems like an awful lot of money for a short amount of time...

It's also painfully obvious that politicians and football players get far too much money if they can afford hookers frequently enough to get caught!
Ready to drop, Audio rock, here comes the boy from the South!
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politicians and football players don't go for the $300 an hour ladies, they go for the grand, two grand, five grand ones. That's got to be a pretty amazing hour! For the same price it's around the world in business class, with the excitement of a good chance you'll get laid on it.
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Some chick set up a Male Brothel in America, she was famous for it and it was very controversial. There were heaps of male applicants and they were all hand picked for the job/s. This girl had had about 4 multimillionare husbands since she was 17. boh.

Oh and I think escorting is usually ok. Alot of escorting is non sexual, after that you get a prositute. And for that the Daily Planet in Elsternwick has a good rep.
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C'mon, who voted they can't live without it?

Be honest.
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fooishbar wrote:
flippo wrote:should see 10 blokes 4 saladbowls :o
hahah
That is dang funny and disturbing at the same time.....

top comment!
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Direktor wrote:C'mon, who voted they can't live without it?

Be honest.
A fox smells it's own scent spiesy....

;-)
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A fox smells all sorts of scents Phatman.

Do you seriously believe its heightened sense of smell is confined to the smells the originate from its own ass?

And regardless of this argument, I am clearly not a fox.

PS: I know it was you :wink:
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Post by universal sea »

I also think it might be Direktor

We'll see, in a few weeks I might change my vote to that.
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Cease.

I am happily engaged and have no plans to be otherwise.
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Smooth man ;)
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Funny buggers eh? :lol:
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just stirring the pot Bud....
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Direktor - sif ya would when you got the Marv's at home....
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Feigan: And shifting the blame perhaps mate? :wink:
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Direktor wrote:Feigan: And shifting the blame perhaps mate? :wink:
Yep - you got me, I can't live without it.

It's a hobby I have had since I was knee high ya know.

Just can't get enough....

:shock:
:lol:
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I knew it! :lol:
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Post by universal sea »

Escorts do couples too, as direktor knows

1 on 1 is so passe
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Post by almax »

what Direktor actually means when he made that comment "cant live without it" is literally just that, its his livelyhood, he is the masked gigilo that the girls across town are taking about amongst themselves.
His pimp is Mr Dopebeat and thats why Direktor is still poor cause DB takes an 80-20 split
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Feigan wrote:It's a hobby I have had since I was knee high ya know.
Knee high to what?
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Re: escorts

Never have...never will. Never been into meaningless sex, I guess.

Are there escorts that dont actually have sex and are just there to "escort" a person to various places without the romp in the sack afterwards? I actually dont know, so if this can be the case please enlighten me.

Funny thread.

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Special Hegg wrote:
Feigan wrote:It's a hobby I have had since I was knee high ya know.
Knee high to what?
Knee High to a Grass Hopper, similar too a Little tacker, young buck, junior burger.
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obliveus wrote:Re: escorts

Never have...never will. Never been into meaningless sex, I guess.
Unless it's with a male.... or an animal.

Sea: all quiet on the set hombre.

Al: :lol:
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obliveus wrote:Re: escorts

Are there escorts that dont actually have sex and are just there to "escort" a person to various places without the romp in the sack afterwards? I actually dont know, so if this can be the case please enlighten me.
Yes there are, and that would be the correct definition of an Escort. These guys are talkin about Hookers
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this thread delivers :lol:
...and basically that's the situation
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Mellogs is almost always right.

foolish boys. "Escorting" is part of it but it implies sex if you want it. While I'm sure some clients pay for hotties to accompany them around their work functions like fancy dinners with no sex intended, the point of this as a lucrative and lubracative service is sex.

Here's what wikipedia defines it as - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_girl

Non-sex work

Not all clients hire call girls for physical reasons. Some simply do so for companionship either for social reasons (i.e. attending a party) or for companionship (i.e. someone who feels lonely may hire a girl to provide companionship missing in his or her life). Other call girls may specialize in domination or other fetishes which do not require intimate sexual activity.[3]

[edit] Companionship

This is most common in elderly and or widowed men[4][5] that simply enjoy the company of an attractive or intelligent woman. Escort agencies try to determine if this is what a client wants and if it is, the agency will try to send their most educated and polite women to this type of customer. It is not unusual for these "chat" call girls to receive big tips or even bequests from clients.[6][7]

In the movie Klute, Bree Daniels performs this service for an elderly garment manufacturer.

[edit] Social Settings

Instead of sex, some clients may simply desire to impress his peers by having an attractive woman as his date, if not as pretend girlfriend or wife. This can be known as "Girlfriend Experience" (GFE). Such a client may be attending a high school or college class reunion or an office social event. Clients seeking this service will tell the escort service what their intention is. They may specify what kind of woman they seek to play this role. The client may meet with the woman beforehand to evaluate her level of intelligence, education, manners, speech, and ability to execute the pretense, as well as to judge her appearance. They would go over his past, her (pretend) past and their feigned relationship, in order to successfully carry out the pretense.[8]

[edit] Call girls and celebrities

Male celebrities and rich men commonly hire call girls for sex to avoid the problem of unreasonable infatuation, where their partner is unreasonably attracted to them (and won't let go of the relationship or accept refusal) because of their status. It also avoids the problem of "kiss and tell" stories, where the girl would sell the story to the press. Both parties understand their respective positions and do not go beyond them. Some of these men are even open about what their date is to those they're partying with, though call girls request they not be. These "dates" can include flying by private jet to Las Vegas, staying in a luxury hotel suite, dining at the finest restaurants, dancing at the hottest nightclubs, and gambling at the casinos. Usually, the man will first hire the woman for a short date to determine if he wants to do longer ones (such as the one just mentioned) with her. Here again, the woman's appearance, intelligence, manners, sociability and education come into consideration.

Some opt for this profession because it is an easy way of making money while enjoying the pleasure of sex with different partners. Recently men have also jumped into these businesses and provide sexual services to ladies. Higher class ladies, those that live far away from their husbands or who like to have sex but don't have partners hire men for sex
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Lubracative... is that a word?

I like it regardless.
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universal sea wrote:Mellogs is almost always right.
what do you mean 'almost'?
...and basically that's the situation
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Anyone seen Firefly? Anyone? Escorts/Companions are basically spelled out in that
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Mellogs wrote:
universal sea wrote:Mellogs is almost always right.
what do you mean 'almost'?
Originally my post said "always"... but I thought it would cater to your ego, and also cause problems down the road in the case of a quarrel, where, no matter what, you would have to be right, cuz it says you always are.
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cha_chaos wrote:Anyone seen Firefly? Anyone? Escorts/Companions are basically spelled out in that
Firefly - Yes indeed! with the finale that is Serenity?

Great series - that got cut short I thought - it was only 9 episodes I think - not enough in my eyes. I really liked that show. The super weapon girl now plays the female terminator in the Sarah Connor Chornicles - V nice

But yes - Quality Escort that stars in Firefly
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Baby Ruth wrote:Another good book is In my skin, by Kate Holden.
It is based mainly around the writer's heroin addiction, but gives great insight into her time working on the street & in Melbourne Brothels.
i read that, it was good to read the melbourne bits but i got bored of the whole, im off smack, im on it, off it, on it....self indulgent to the max (like junkies are) and quite badly written.

i just got given 'call girl' dont know the authour, and its written by quite an educated lady who was a hooker, and it is way more intellectual and insightful than in my skin.

am reading now.
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