ah thomas that was gold
lol of the day
TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Anyone got some good boredom remedies????
I've got to entertain myself doing nothing for 8.5 hours each day for the rest of the week.,... I'm almost done for at the moment!
Did try this tho... worked for a while:
http://www.therightfoot.net/mystuff/wha ... lewrap.swf
I've got to entertain myself doing nothing for 8.5 hours each day for the rest of the week.,... I'm almost done for at the moment!
Did try this tho... worked for a while:
http://www.therightfoot.net/mystuff/wha ... lewrap.swf
The rubber plant was surprised. If the rubber plant could have spoken, it wouldn't have said anything. That's how surprised the rubber plant was.
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Charlie73
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OK how is this for weird.....
On one of the Project Managers desk was a photo of one of our Health & Safety Rep's - i thought hmmmm he looks familiar, wonder what his name is, so today i ask teh PM is this guy called Garry... yes it is, hhhmmmm so i ring said Garry
Hi Garry Ruth here from Head Office, strange questions for you, do you have younger sisters? Yes.. OK did they go to SO and SO High School? Yes... OH LORD i was in her year at school, we graduated together... to which he says you aren't Ruth Ruth are you? Yes yes i am... he took me to either my year 11 or 12 (can't remember) formal! We know work for the same company!
It has been almost 20 years since we have seen each other!
IS that weird or what!
On one of the Project Managers desk was a photo of one of our Health & Safety Rep's - i thought hmmmm he looks familiar, wonder what his name is, so today i ask teh PM is this guy called Garry... yes it is, hhhmmmm so i ring said Garry
Hi Garry Ruth here from Head Office, strange questions for you, do you have younger sisters? Yes.. OK did they go to SO and SO High School? Yes... OH LORD i was in her year at school, we graduated together... to which he says you aren't Ruth Ruth are you? Yes yes i am... he took me to either my year 11 or 12 (can't remember) formal! We know work for the same company!
It has been almost 20 years since we have seen each other!
IS that weird or what!
mahjongcha_chaos wrote:Anyone got some good boredom remedies????
I've got to entertain myself doing nothing for 8.5 hours each day for the rest of the week.,... I'm almost done for at the moment!
Did try this tho... worked for a while:
http://www.therightfoot.net/mystuff/wha ... lewrap.swf
http://www.freegames.ws/games/boardgame ... ahjong.htm
.Charlie73 wrote:OK how is this for weird.....
On one of the Project Managers desk was a photo of one of our Health & Safety Rep's - i thought hmmmm he looks familiar, wonder what his name is, so today i ask teh PM is this guy called Garry... yes it is, hhhmmmm so i ring said Garry
Hi Garry Ruth here from Head Office, strange questions for you, do you have younger sisters? Yes.. OK did they go to SO and SO High School? Yes... OH LORD i was in her year at school, we graduated together... to which he says you aren't Ruth Ruth are you? Yes yes i am... he took me to either my year 11 or 12 (can't remember) formal! We know work for the same company!
It has been almost 20 years since we have seen each other!
IS that weird or what!
Is he hot?
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Office Dares
One-Point Dares
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
Three-Point Dares
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.
Five-Point Dares
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness,I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14. Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a swastika.
15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see you tonight".
One-Point Dares
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
Three-Point Dares
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.
Five-Point Dares
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness,I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14. Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a swastika.
15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see you tonight".
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CoB wrote:
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier
5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open
6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss
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ghetto kitty
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Just faux-pas'd in email communications.
Dude from level 3 sent me pictures of his new-season snowboard and boots.
My reply?
"Ooooohhh
:homerdrool:"
Just checked my sent mail.
A stiff-shirted straight-edge married-with-two children senior engineer forwarded a notification from the EPA requiring me to detail contaminated site plans.
I accidentally sent him "Oooohhh :homerdrool:" as a reply.
Oh Dear.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
Oh CIA!!!! lol! 
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child labor!
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