"Ooohh... I know. Let's get Jaws 2 and 3... mummy hasn't seen them in years".
responsible child rearing
lol, I am ashamed to say this but I watched two and a half men the other day... charlie tries to get the son to watch jaws... he's 12 or something like that.. just finds it stupid and boring because the suspense doesn't work and the model is extra fake.
I think it's going to be a comedy in a few more years
The rubber plant was surprised. If the rubber plant could have spoken, it wouldn't have said anything. That's how surprised the rubber plant was.
It is 6:20 in the morning.
I go to my usual coffee place.
Elle the person making my coffee - his boss/owner of the joint comes in.
They proceed to have a convo whilst my coffee is being made.
Elle: "So how did your check up go?"
Owner: "Oh you know, the usual, they checked by blood pressure etc...and then he stuck his finger up my bum. Ya know, but everything is good."
Munter Customer: "Fuck man, when are those tickets in"
Salesperson: "I don't know, I was talking to my boss xxx and he said maybe soon"
Munter Customer: "xxx? I'm real good mates with him"
Salesperson: "Yes. So am I."
"my sister used to be hot too, but then she, like, discovered food".
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
