TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:54 pm

oh my god I hate dioxins SO MUCH right now.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:21 am

Yesssss.

Dioxin issue sorted for Es and Wizz.

The world is once again a safe place where children can laugh and frolic with gumdrop smiles.

Happy humpday ho hoooo.

Post by **Friday** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:09 am

Morning all

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:45 am

Morning CIA and Luce

Grand Final lunch today at work. beer and party pies, WOOT!!!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:45 am

OMG, let's play tennis and use Dan as the ball

fuck this, I;m going home

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:53 am

C.I.A. wrote:oh my god I hate dioxins SO MUCH right now.

...that means I will hear a news story on them tomorrow or the next day.

Gas leaks - check
asbestos on todays news - check

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:57 am

Hey beaters

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:02 pm

C.I.A. wrote:oh my god I hate dioxins SO MUCH right now.

Our Aircon smells like burning

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:03 pm

It's just andy buring his pubes

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:42 pm

Stray wrote:
C.I.A. wrote:oh my god I hate dioxins SO MUCH right now.
Our Aircon smells like burning

Yeah... you guys might want to get that checked. If it isn't dioxins and furans, it'll be brominated flame retardants or vinyl chloride. Toxic like Britney.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:01 pm

wallowing in work. wishing for toxic environs so i can plead dizzy and go home

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:16 pm

work is suxors after 5 days. too much too get through.

almax · Post by **almax** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:17 pm

Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult tohandle. Upon examination,the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
The Gorilla was on heat.. 'Is that what makes females grouchy - why didn't someone tell me.'

To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Trev, a big Kiwi lad & former All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Trev, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.. So the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.

Trev was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have Sex with the gorilla for $500?
Trev showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Trev announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
'Fust,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kuss er.'
'Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus.'
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was.
'Wull,' said Trev, 'You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.

...bad joke, but i love the spulling

Post by **system** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:32 pm

think you're dirty? think again.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:39 pm

gnat wrote:wallowing in work. wishing for toxic environs so i can plead dizzy and go home

Stevie soon!! Scripticles on the go-home sentiment. Would be lovely day to sit in your yard, smash a few beers and hang with moj.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:42 pm

system wrote:think you're dirty? think again.

That is just down right horrid.

how's the ashtray

and the bathroom - Oh my god. I don't want to know what the bucket is for

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:52 pm

can't shut lid on wheelie bin from last weekends courtyard session cia

stevie BOH. i got so many tix on my fridge at the mo

system, that is HIDEOUS. lmb will flip when she sees that too

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:12 pm

Feigan wrote:
system wrote:think you're dirty? think again.
That is just down right horrid.

how's the ashtray

and the bathroom - Oh my god. I don't want to know what the bucket is for

Lol at the keyboard, has no ash where the keys have been used to type on the interweb.
online pizza ordering FTW.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:17 pm

the bathroom is urgh.

im pretty sickened by the fact that i want a cigarette now.

um.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:18 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:the bathroom is urgh.

im pretty sickened by the fact that i want a cigarette now.

um.

got an ashtray? lol

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:36 pm

Blaxter wrote:
Feigan wrote:
system wrote:think you're dirty? think again.
That is just down right horrid.

how's the ashtray

and the bathroom - Oh my god. I don't want to know what the bucket is for
Lol at the keyboard, has no ash where the keys have been used to type on the interweb.
online pizza ordering FTW.

Lollllzzz Gnatty. Go the wheelie bin!!! That and the stories... bet your neighbours friends don't believe them when they repeat what they see/hear.

I went into a place like that once. On my way to Mammoth mountain and met this chick who wanted to split the cost of a lift up there with me cos she lived just below the snowline in a small town. We arrived at this white-trash trailer park and I asked her if I could use the rest room. She was all 'sure, come on in'. The windows were smashed and there was snow on the floor that had melted where the dog had shat, there was a whole pile of looked like human shit on the floor of the bathroom (toilet was ranciiiiid and didn't flush), no floor space, just old take-out containers that were enjoying a new incarnation as ashtray sculptures and fucking dead rats between all this shit.

The only reason I didn't barf was cos it was so fucking cold that it didn't smell. I ended up bolting and crossing my legs for the next 20 miles of windy mountain road. "Australian tourist goes missing, ends up being eaten by white trash" headlines were flashing through my brain.

And yeah, cos I bolted I never saw my $80.00 FA1L.

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:09 pm

I AM ...
*shrugs*

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:42 pm

...
i am so confused..
people confuse me..

*shrugs*
have a heart!

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:46 pm

care for some blood sports???

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:56 pm

system wrote:think you're dirty? think again.

what the absolute fuck????

burn it! burn it all!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:25 am

can you imagine how depressed that person must be? I shudder to think

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:05 pm

good mornin gang.

had my first early morning dog walk in a t-shirt today!!

WEEEEE!!!!

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:57 pm

yeeah for the t-shirt action..

I'm loving it!!

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:29 pm

system wrote:think you're dirty? think again.

that gave me this face

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:48 am

i fail at people.
that is all

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:05 am

cant sleep, feel a bit ill and got a big day ahead. bah.

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:14 pm

10 to the 100

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:21 pm

hai beatroots

hot springs ftw! feel super energised

almax · Post by **almax** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:54 pm

http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/200 ... -good.html

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:06 pm

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:55 am

It's a Wonderful Day, Come On and Break It On Down !!!!

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:12 am

Good morning all

Post by **lynt** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:11 pm

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

Wayne: I can't talk about it anymore; it's giving me a headache.
Garth: Here, take two of these!
Wayne: Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
Benjamin: Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to your farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.
Wayne: Yes. And it's the choice of a new generation.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:50 pm

That Fred McFly-looking chef is on Ch 9 again

almax · Post by **almax** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:19 pm

Day light savings is on almost a month early this year, starts next weekend, also is going a week later now into April. Has the world gone topsy turvy?

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:21 pm

yes it has!!

Last year alot of systems went haywire on DLS changeover.. outlook was trippen hard!!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:31 pm

lol at return to TTAN on day 2 of my new job.

Post by **Friday** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:33 pm

ooh new job. that's exciting d!

i need to start working again

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:44 pm

almax wrote:Day light savings is on almost a month early this year, starts next weekend, also is going a week later now into April. Has the world gone topsy turvy?

topsy turvy tasmania stylee.

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:30 am

almax · Post by **almax** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:53 am

Im stand in Manager today at work and for the next 3 days, got absolutely nothing to do, ah life at good at the top

almax · Post by **almax** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:10 am

Awesome...

Man 'saves dog from shark attack'
October 1, 2008 - 8:43AM
A dog is recovering after his owner saved him from a shark attack.

Greg LeNoir said he took his 14-pound (6.3-kilogram) rat terrier Jake for a daily swim at a marina last Friday.

The five-foot shark suddenly surfaced and grabbed the dog in its mouth.

LeNoir said he yelled, then dived into the water and hit the shark in the back and the creature finally let go of the dog.

Man and dog made it safely back to shore. The dog suffered bite wounds but was not critically injured.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:34 pm

lol rat terrier. sounds awful. shoulda let shark have it

that dj 'am' has a technics tatt on his arm. what a goon. corporate sponsorship fail

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:39 pm

dj am is a dick.

mornin guys.

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:40 pm

gnat wrote:lol rat terrier. sounds awful. shoulda let shark have it

that dj 'am' has a technics tatt on his arm. what a goon. corporate sponsorship fail

It's not covered by 3rd degree burns now?! those dudes were v. lucky to get out of that plane.