Chicks thread - no boys allowed

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:13 pm

hmmm i saw some cool raybans too which were my second choice

have they all still got glass lenses? my old raybans used to and they have me mad headaches from the weight

pretty cool but must totally block out and hug my face- will try on tomoz

there's a hot pair of michael kors too but they have a massive MK up the sides- a bit ghey imo

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:08 pm

I got some sunnies for $1.50 the other day. The guy assured me they were highest quality.

Nice aviators to go with my coke shirt for American convertible drive.

Hi girls!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:19 am

Gnatty - check out this site - http://www.oo.com.au/search.cfm

there is another one i found ages ago, that had sunnies and what not for way cheaper. if i remember it, i will post up

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:16 pm

gnat wrote:have they all still got glass lenses? my old raybans used to and they have me mad headaches from the weight

nah, not glass any more.

I've had many many pairs of designer sunnies (much to the pain of my wallet)... Ray-Ban are dope, had a pair for about a year now and they are the bestest.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:15 pm

lol jbs a buck fitty for designer sunnies is mad. you should get a 2nd pair!

ta liz- i will lookink

i'm pretty sold on the raybans- they're polarized, they fit my face well and i want to be cool like mrj

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:54 pm

these?
very indie

PahMaLa · Post by **PahMaLa** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:38 pm

How bout some of these?

teehee

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:40 pm

What is it with Hens nights that requires everything to involve dicks?

My sister is going to a hens night on the weekend and has just come home with straws with dicks on them, dildos, blow up cocks, penis pasta, a penis cake tins and chocolate balls.

I have been to a number of bucks nights and it isn't all about tits and VJs. It is more about getting smashed with the boys.

Please explain.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:12 pm

you sound like you're pretty interested in dicks kronz.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:15 pm

mecka wrote:you sound like you're pretty interested in dicks kronz.

Yeah so......

@MILCO@ · Post by **@MILCO@** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:54 pm

mecka wrote:you sound like you're pretty interested in dicks kronz.

lol

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:44 am

nic wrote:
these?
very indie

The new melbourne uniform is: tight black jeans, rayban wayfarers, joey jeremiah fedora worn on the crown of the head and flock of seagulls/duckie from Pretty in Pink hairdo.

Bye bye emo, hello Vice/Fat 52 ugly is the new hot.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:06 am

kronz wrote:What is it with Hens nights that requires everything to involve dicks?

My sister is going to a hens night on the weekend and has just come home with straws with dicks on them, dildos, blow up cocks, penis pasta, a penis cake tins and chocolate balls.

I have been to a number of bucks nights and it isn't all about tits and VJs. It is more about getting smashed with the boys.

Please explain.

I cant, cos I dont get it either. I was talking about this to someone the other day actually, why does it have to be surrounded around that? I went to one and was so uncomfortable from it all, I couldnt deal!!

Maybe cos its this last night out before marriage crap so you have do something you wouldnt normally do? I dont get that though either, what you havnt been with your fiance anyways??

The one I had last year (not mine) I hired the dude from Puppetry of the Penis.... worked for everyone whilst still being a little naughty.

It could be the expectation that that is what your supposed to do. Which really, is

Thats just my opinion, usually fairly different to 'other' chicks tho

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:27 am

lol Kronz, a lot of guys go to the strippers for their bucks.

double standards much

the whole thing is crap on both sides.

however, there are some who have taste, a mate here at work just did a day spa thing and went and stayed at a beach house with her mates. now that sounds like a good hens night thingy

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:31 am

your full of BS kronzie

mad beach house down sorrento, mates, loads of rugs, food, hire a charter boat. best fun ever.

just dont let Black Star tell you stories as they are all untrue.

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:08 pm

NO BOYS ALLOWED

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:20 pm

lol dick straws- they're a standard with your river cruise smashup, hefty chicks from work getting loose and sweaty in their supre polyester and raucous screeching amidst lap dances upon straw haired piggy eyed strippers to boom boom come back to my room

best ever entertainment

saw some chicks at hot springs the other week having a hen's breakfast. fake pink veil with condoms on it ftw- novel never been done idea. however they had done a poster with 'anonymous' photos of bare arses including the chick's dad and brother!! they had to pick their fellas arses. were pissing themselves. frankly so were we. good one chicks. but you can keep your veil

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:37 pm

oh bluuuggghh. :shudder:

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:58 pm

sunglasses can so maketh the person

perve on tradies during lunch break

one looked hawwwwt as with his wrap around sunnies on. took them off: instant fail. squinty little eyes

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:52 pm

ZOMG, once again looking to answer the never-ending boot question (fukkit

) and what do I find but TREASURE:

Gogooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The only question is: orange (university colour) or timeless gold??

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:58 pm

GOLD.

i want too!

there is no baby pink or baby blue tho

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:22 pm

not to be rude aye, but they kinda look like hooker boots

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:28 pm

i think you mean 'fuck me' boots

and all kinds of distiguished feminists wear them

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:29 pm

nah i mean hooker boots

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:31 pm

as i said first >

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:33 pm

lol just cos i dont dig ya hooker boots GK

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:34 pm

play nice girls!!

i likey the orange and red ones.

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:38 pm

Nonono, they is gogo boots

. Connotation = gogo dancing. Nothing more, nothing less....

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:52 pm

Wake me up before you go go ....

Sorry

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:54 pm

Are you saying Hookers don't gogo dance? How very narrow minded of you Retzie

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:56 pm

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:00 pm

Lizkins wrote:lol just cos i dont dig ya hooker boots GK

no, not casue you dont like em liz.

cause you are being narrow minded and stereotypical.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:23 pm

WTF???? oh man you crack me up sometimes GK. just cos I don't agree with your opinion, which you see as being "alternative and different", does not make me stereotypical and narrow minded. Jeebus! It just means I think they are fricken ugly and look like hooker boots.

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:39 pm

so um, do you guys, like stuff?

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:03 pm

pure hooker boots gk! dont do it.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:10 pm

they look like something a pro would wear in st kilda on a saturday night.

if ya buy them don't forget your fishnets, vinyl miniskirt and pushup. also cake your face with so much makeup that you look like a bad parody of a clown.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:13 pm

The hooker I was with last night was wearing those same boots. He was a great fuck though.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:36 am

what's going on here eh?

horses for courses and speaking your mind may offend but is at least real

i like real

boots look theatrical which kinda fits with go go i guess- red ones v rocky horror.

hideous imo but then retzie/ kitty may hate my flat campers

RESET

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:40 am

no guys, i wouldnt wear them really.

i just appreciate the fact that one can definately wear fishnets, pvc go go boots and mini skirts and NOT look like a hooker.

i have metal ankle, i wear flats too gnat

in other news, im goin to the hairdresser to get rid of the suburban mauve, orange hair TOMMOROW.

yays.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:51 am

good move GK- so you're dropping the sub off the front and going urban now>?

anyone watch supermodels last night? that billy dude GAGS for that chick and imo she is so ordinary

funny how everyone has their own thing. and lucky i guess

the chicks i think are hawwwwwt are not necessarily the chicks my male mates think are hot

weird

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:58 am

gnat wrote:good move GK- so you're dropping the sub off the front and going urban now>?

yup im gonna be PRO urban now.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:00 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:
i have metal ankle, i wear flats too gnat

Is "metal ankle" a girl thing I don't know about, or did you just admit that you're in fact part machine, a termanatrix if you will?

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:07 pm

HAHA @ termanatrix !!!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:16 pm

hardy, i am a veritable termanatrix.

twelve screws and a plate in right ankle.

i set off the beepers at dodgy airports, last one was in Seoul, had to get the dudes to feel my phillips head as i didnt have my termanatrix passport on me (no shit)

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:59 pm

had to get the dudes to feel my phillips head

?!

link removed, nsfw

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:19 pm

nic · Post by **nic** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:17 am

smells good doesnt it.
i like when she checks to see if anyone is watching her before she pulls out.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:11 am

its full of win on so many levels, I dont know where to start.

marcus · Post by **marcus** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:17 am

Oh god.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:58 am

Her objective was to get some snacks from her octopussaire and as such had two possible roads to travel. She could have caught the eye of a spunky bloke in class and maybe started with a little tongue action on a pencil, followed by some hair flipping and toss, with a bad girl wink. That way, her reaching deep into her panties and soaking up the white wine that came from her furry cup, that would just be the logical progression and although she would now how a rep as a major tart, she at least wouldn't be known as the Self Help girl.