TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

[DBoy]

To celebrate 4 years of Nothing heres the list of also known as:
also known as:
THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING
DBOY's SEX LIFE
WHAT POWERS YOU?
THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING! (and cricket updates)
THE THREAD ABOUT CRICKET (and nothing updates)
offically the best THREAD ABOUT NOTHING
THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING! (10K MISSION)
THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING! xmas special!
THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING (out of office)
THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING (out of it)
THE 20.000 POSTS ABOUT NOTHING!
THE THREAD ABOUT RANDOM!
THE THREAD ABOUT FENT CERAMIC DILDO!
[MODTEST]-_-[/MODTEST]
MEDICAL ADVICE YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT LISTEN TOO!
WHOSE HOUSE? DAN'S HOUSE! page 500.
THE THREAD ABOUT MUM!
The Chat with No-One Thread
THE POLE ABOUT NOTHING (results 81% yes 19% no)
WE DEMAND NOTHING!!!
ZE DEMAND NOTZZING!!!
Nothing To See Here, Please Move Along!
WHERE IS THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING?!?
THE THREAD ABOUT PINEAPPLE SOUP!
THE BLANK ABOUT BLANK!
THE THREAD'S COME BACK!
THE THREAD ABOUT STRAY'S COCUNTS! THEY SPRAY MIST!
THE THREAD ABOUT STRAY'S COCONTS! THEY SPRAY MIST!
THE THREAD ABOUT STRAY'S COCOCONUTS! THEY SPRAY MIST!
THE SOUTH SIDE THREAD!
Deny Everything, Admit Nothing, Blame Anything
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaah Day!!
Confusion for Edited
The Thread with NWS material - thanks Nic.
TH3 THRE@D AB0UT N{}TH!NG!
1000 pages eh? WHAT A WASTE OF TIME!
TH3 THRE@D AB0UT N{}TH!NG!
Happy Birthday - if you are a horse!
TIS NOTHING, TIS GOOD!
THE THREAD WITH TWO DOODLES!
THE THRAED ABUOT NOHTING!
THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING LIKE SCANDINAVIA!
THE THREAD ABOUT NOTTING HILL!

[C.I.A.]

Mick looks like a muppet.

Guessing that they cropped the photo to hide jim henson.

[Stray]

Real Life Photoshop



MAKING OF

[DBoy]

well thats about as design geek as you get, dope.

[almax]

DBOY's SEX LIFE

no wonder there is over 1000 pages






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[DBoy]

Can i also just say fuking but still at fuking internet retards who can not let something go, and keep their mouths shut, but have to still just one more post, I can't help myself. ooops, was that hypercritical?

[Hardy]

Can i also just say fuking but still at fuking internet retards who can not let something go, and keep their mouths shut, but have to still just one more post, I can't help myself. ooops, was that hypercritical?

[DBoy]

I love you Hardy!

[Hardy]

[mrj]

lol animals
world needs more animals, working side by side with humans. it would be a very nice place.
cats helping out with IT problems, terriers driving taxis etc.

fucking sick idea nik

giraffes working as doormen (or i guess door giraffes), lions doing admin.

snakes as team leaders at vic roads (resulting in confusion where team members can't tell the difference between the old team leaders and the new ones).

[mrj]

Mick looks like a muppet.

Guessing that they cropped the photo to hide jim henson.

the ironic thing about jim henson is that he preferred to be the puppet and not the pupeteer if you get my meaning.

[C.I.A.]

Morning all!

Urrrk. Have to give a talk to several hundred people.

I don't mind public speaking, but I can't control my blushing at the best of times and I hate going red as a beetroot when I am standing in front of a load of strangers.

[almax]

ATTENTION GNATWAH

looks like they got "your" man

http://www.theage.com.au/national/seria ... -6gap.html

should go and ID him and get some victims of crime compensation

[fooishbar]

gnat, you got flashed?

[almax]

Morning all!

Urrrk. Have to give a talk to several hundred people.

I don't mind public speaking, but I can't control my blushing at the best of times and I hate going red as a beetroot when I am standing in front of a load of strangers.

just visualise them all naked, sound cliched, but it really does work, you smile and almost start to laugh.
Good luck

[Lizkins]

Morning all!

Urrrk. Have to give a talk to several hundred people.

I don't mind public speaking, but I can't control my blushing at the best of times and I hate going red as a beetroot when I am standing in front of a load of strangers.

just visualise them all naked, sound cliched, but it really does work, you smile and almost start to laugh.
Good luck

i did that once and i blushed more


good luck CIA, blushing is a fricken killer! has taken me years to except it and still now and then i get upset over it.

[C.I.A.]

I get this negative feedback loop happening...

I'll start to blush, then I'll realise it and blush because I am blushing.

I can even feel it creeping up my neck lolz.

I have to give several public lectures over the next few months and they are the worst!

[Lil MiSbreaks]

Eww, good luck with that lady.

I have a lot of envy for people who can actually do public speaking. I'll happily dj in front of 1000 people and have them all looking at me, and be fine, enjoy it actually, but talking is a whole other ball game. No thanks, couldnt deal.

[witty_pseudonym]

i'm terrible at it too. would be fine to talk in tutorials, in fact was often the only one who would, but make me present something when i know all eyes are on me, and i'm hopeless.
it totally is a vicious cycle. start blushing, blush more because of it, voice goes wobbly, blush more because of that, wobble more, shaky hands, more wobble/blush. argh! nightmare. hate it. so glad i don't have to do it in my job.
lol...i got nervous just thinking about it.

[Lil MiSbreaks]

Yeah same. More to the point tho, I wouldnt HAVE a job that needed it.

Cut my nose off type situation, but omg the pain it causes sometimes!!

remember school, holy shit. I came up with every excuse under the sun to get out of that. When i had to do it, I stood there and read straight off the paper, talked so fast no-one could understand me anyways, so kinda pointless.

Sorry Cia, hope that didnt make it worse for you!

[witty_pseudonym]

i was the same in school too.
got a little bit better at it through uni, but fucked it more often than not.
ahhh...hiding behind a screen will do me just fine.
i hate to think how i'll go in the future. i imagine the sort of thing i want to do will involve heaps of public speaking.

[Lil MiSbreaks]

I think the positive thing to do is look at it like a challenge and you'll feel FABO when you nail it.

Thats the positive thing to do tho, maybe not the realistic one Cant say thats what I did.

[stovequeen]

I find it helps if you visualise the people you are addressing are you family.

I never tend to get embarrassed or blush around my family.

Works for me

[Lil MiSbreaks]

^^Sounds like a good idea

I cant beleive people sometimes. This claimant was having a coffee, someone came over to have coffee with him, so he did and they chatted. Fine. Then some other dudes came over and said to him they needed to check if his money was counterfiet? So he GAVE them ALL this money for them to 'check'.

WHY on EARTH would you do that?

[mixtress]

Crane operator wanted...




I'm getting vertigo just looking at the fucking picture

[Stray]

There was a whole thread on that building a while ago.
I should check for new images.. it must be close to completion now

[almax]

THE TIME TRAVEL FUND -YOUR TICKET TO THE FUTURE!
http://www.timetravelfund.com/

[Stray]

THE TIME TRAVEL FUND -YOUR TICKET TO THE FUTURE!
http://www.timetravelfund.com/

Why would I need a ticket? I'm already headed towards the future

[Direkt]

Just get drunk before you give your speech.

It will solve the blushing.

May have unwanted side effects though.

[Lizkins]

Yeah same. More to the point tho, I wouldnt HAVE a job that needed it.

Cut my nose off type situation, but omg the pain it causes sometimes!!

remember school, holy shit. I came up with every excuse under the sun to get out of that. When i had to do it, I stood there and read straight off the paper, talked so fast no-one could understand me anyways, so kinda pointless.

Sorry Cia, hope that didnt make it worse for you!

me too! man school was terrible. one time i was so nervous about it someone laughed when i started speaking and i thought it was cos i was going red, and went "shut up i can't help it!!!". Really loudly and kinda psycho looking i have a feeling.

everyone in the class was like this

yep, good times those

[Lizkins]

i was the same in school too.
got a little bit better at it through uni, but fucked it more often than not.
ahhh...hiding behind a screen will do me just fine.
i hate to think how i'll go in the future. i imagine the sort of thing i want to do will involve heaps of public speaking.

apparently there is an operation to get rid of it. there is like a cord or something in your neck/back area that causes the blood vessels to go to your cheeks and neck, and you can get it cut and tied. I watched some doctor show (ages ago cos the facts have slipped the brain clearly) that they had it on. This lady was so bad with blushing she burst into tears at her wedding and ran out, and her husband had to go get her and calm her down. poor thing

[almax]

THE TIME TRAVEL FUND -YOUR TICKET TO THE FUTURE!
http://www.timetravelfund.com/

Why would I need a ticket? I'm already headed towards the future

read it, its quite an interesting concept, maybe even a good idea for the christmas stocking this year

[breaksRbest]

you worry me sometimes Al

[gnat]

sup kids?

busy as a blue ass fly. gimme gimme 3 weeks holiday... i'm dragging myself to the finish line

[nic]

hello - im busier tbf, very busy.
i drank so much coffee today i spent the afternoon running uo and down the stairs to the mans room.

[gnat]

hello busy bee nic

man's room lol- at what age is it appropriate for a boy to first use this facility?

[Feigan]

Mornin peeps

^ when you don't have to sit down to pee I think is a suitable age Gnat

[nic]

hello busy bee nic

man's room lol- at what age is it appropriate for a boy to first use this facility?

well gnat when a mans errr manhood dangles in the bowl water when sitting - then it is time to stand.

[almax]

THE TIME TRAVEL FUND -YOUR TICKET TO THE FUTURE!
http://www.timetravelfund.com/

Why would I need a ticket? I'm already headed towards the future

read it, its quite an interesting concept, maybe even a good idea for the christmas stocking this year

you worry me sometimes Al

did you miss this?

[Lil MiSbreaks]

apparently there is an operation to get rid of it. there is like a cord or something in your neck/back area that causes the blood vessels to go to your cheeks and neck, and you can get it cut and tied. I watched some doctor show (ages ago cos the facts have slipped the brain clearly) that they had it on. This lady was so bad with blushing she burst into tears at her wedding and ran out, and her husband had to go get her and calm her down. poor thing

how interesting!!

[almax]

sup kids?

busy as a blue ass fly. gimme gimme 3 weeks holiday... i'm dragging myself to the finish line

oi Gnatwah, missed you here yesterday, did you see this?

ATTENTION GNATWAH

looks like they got "your" man

http://www.theage.com.au/national/seria ... -6gap.html

should go and ID him and get some victims of crime compensation

[mixtress]

There was a whole thread on that building a while ago.
I should check for new images.. it must be close to completion now

Almost. My sister lives in an apartment block right next to it, I've asked her to take a photo of it every day to watch it progress. If she actually sends me some I'll post them for you.

[gnat]

ATTENTION GNATWAH

looks like they got "your" man

http://www.theage.com.au/national/seria ... -6gap.html

should go and ID him and get some victims of crime compensation

argh!! gross pervert is pretty mobile then. lol can has compensayshunz?!

haven't seen him since that day. hopefully one of the chromer/ nutter brigade took him out

[Blaxter]

Hey there all,

**looks rounds quickly and wonders if anyone is home

[Lizkins]

[almax]

strange "elbowed" squid filmed 2.5km under water

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... source=rss

[witty_pseudonym]

[ADD_Boy]

that's lovely tash




Herro TTAN!!

[retzie]

Bwahahaha, I just discovered that the University of Georgia maths department has a position called the General Sandy Beaver Teaching Professor

Unfortunately, this is not the one advertised this year, so I dinnae even get to write it in a cover letter . I guess I shall just have to make up for it here...

General Sandy Beaver
General Sandy Beaver
General Sandy Beaver
General Sandy Beaver

[nic]

lolimo

mans that slew mans, or else mans mans will do mans

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