Made up word(s) and meaning thread

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Procrasstination

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elysium wrote:Procrasstination

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Lucid_Visuals wrote:"scronus"

the space between your ballsac and your arsehole (men only)
the medical term for which is the "banus"


the "riddims method" - form of natural contraception practiced by junglists involving the use of heavy basslines to scare off females.
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elysium wrote:
Lucid_Visuals wrote:"scronus"

the space between your ballsac and your arsehole (men only)
the medical term for which is the "banus"


the "riddims method" - form of natural contraception practiced by junglists involving the use of heavy basslines to scare off females.
:lol:

Also known as the perenium or chode.
I lost mine back in Nam.
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Gliding High wrote:
elysium wrote:
Lucid_Visuals wrote:"scronus"

the space between your ballsac and your arsehole (men only)
the medical term for which is the "banus"


the "riddims method" - form of natural contraception practiced by junglists involving the use of heavy basslines to scare off females.
:lol:

Also known as the perenium or chode.
I lost mine back in Nam.
:cry:
lol i heard some pretty funny names for this "area"
such as:
Grundle
Biffin
Gritz
Geesh
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Terrorflop

picking up hot girl at nightclub..... but alas you had one too many pingas
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Spoonerjizm

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braptitude.
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deviant wrote:Terrorflop

picking up hot girl at nightclub..... but alas you had one too many pingas
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mantyhose

Should be self-explanatory.
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huhu, just got these in an email. not bad.
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7.. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8.. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer......like

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
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hahahah ^ those are great!

testicle - a humorous question on an exam.

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12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
"Dude, dude, dude, looking up my back door."
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13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
LOL
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Genericise - Aerobics classes where everybody looks the same.
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Exasterbated
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mrj wrote:Genericise - Aerobics classes where everybody looks the same.
Genocise - The outcome of the above.
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De-aidorise.
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8.. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
that was my favourite :P

Caironics:
plural noun [treated as sing. ]
the practice or technique of embalming, and encasing the bodies of those who have died of an incurable disease in a pyramid, in the hope of a future cure.
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Lephrenic wrote:De-aidorise.
the thread is called Made up word(s) and "meaning" thread

also, i dont get it :P
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Masturberate: Of a male, to pull viciously and in a scolding and unloving manner on his penis to achieve sexual gratification.

I've submitted this to Viz's profanisaurus, am awaiting response.
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vituperativity.
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Purrversion - the cat's side of the story.
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Ashroomed - coming to a conclusion while under the influence of psychedelic fungus.
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Tim Schroomin - Fickuss under the influence of psychedelic fungus
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Worken - To be woken by work, possibly a phone call that you should have ignored.
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supplies! the art of throwing peoples shopping back at them in the supermarket when they least expect it

must also shout "supplies!" at the same time. works especially well in Asian groceries.
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vituperativism:

The quality of being bitter, cynical, and of harshly berating innocent bystanders.

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Procrastibating
Procrastibaking

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nonversation - when you're talking to someone and they're not listening to you.
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pervature

a quality the light has when it reflects off someone attractive
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mrj wrote:Niggawatt - the standard unit of measurement for confusion or improbability.

For example - in the event of something confusing, say someone talking backwards whilst juggling flaming chainsaws, if one person who witnessed it by says "Nigga what?" that would be equivalent to a measure of 1 Niggawatt. If 50 people all said "Nigga what?" at the same thing that would be 50 Niggawatts. Etc ad infinitum

The scale is logarithmic such that increases in the level of confusion or improbability of events results in a exponential increase in the Niggawatt reading.

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Modern science is as yet to invent a device for measuring Niggawatts, however now that a standard unit of measurement has been established it is only a matter of time.
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Genderalisation - assuming all men/women are the same.
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Nobjockery - term used for the various activities that a nob jockey performs (i wish my boss would quite his usual his usual nobjockery and stay out of my way)

Poncification - The elated and vocalized state of being one is in when one is in fact, a ponce. (The guido was quite happy blaring bad house music down chapel street in his usual saturday night poncification rituals)
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Hardy wrote:Masturberate: Of a male, to pull viciously and in a scolding and unloving manner on his penis to achieve sexual gratification.

I've submitted this to Viz's profanisaurus, am awaiting response.
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wornk - wanking at work
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unicornscious...
adjective
not conscious and dreaming of unicorns: the boy was beaten unicornscious
• done or thinking of unicorns without realising it : he would wipe forehead in an unicornscious gesture of annoyance.
• [ predic. ] ( unicornscious of) unaware of unicorns : “What is it?” he said again, unicornscious of the 6 foot unicorn standing behind him.

noun ( the unicornscious)
the part of the mind that is inaccessible to the normal horse mind but that affects behavior and emotions like neighing and whinnying, also stabbing people accidentally can be caused by this because one is want to stab people due to the corn in your ankle, i mean head pole, i mean head. just on your head.
DERIVATIVES
unicornsciously adverb
unicornsciousness noun
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hahahahaa
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