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Simpsons Quote Thread
Simpsons Quote Thread
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This always reminds me of dboy when he's trashed..
Homer sends a post card to Marge from the Duff Brewery in Capitol City "Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here . . . .^%&$`#^&*)$=(#beer&@~&. . . . .five dollars, get outta here."
...and basically that's the situation
hahahahahahahahMellogs wrote:This always reminds me of dboy when he's trashed..
Homer sends a post card to Marge from the Duff Brewery in Capitol City "Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here . . . .^%&$`#^&*)$=(#beer&@~&. . . . .five dollars, get outta here."
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Homer and Burns chat when Homer is union president:
Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer.
We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking] My God! He <is> coming onto me!
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
[chuckle] [wink]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh! [aloud] Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,
but the answer is no!
When Bart becomes Mr Burns heir............
Homer: "Bart, you're coming home."
Bart: "I want to stay here with Mr. Burns."
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
Homer: "Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with
bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
Well, go ahead -- do your worst!"
Homer and Burns chat when Homer is union president:
Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer.
We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking] My God! He <is> coming onto me!
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
[chuckle] [wink]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh! [aloud] Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,
but the answer is no!
When Bart becomes Mr Burns heir............
Homer: "Bart, you're coming home."
Bart: "I want to stay here with Mr. Burns."
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
Homer: "Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with
bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
Well, go ahead -- do your worst!"
Beekeeper 1: Well, very clever, Simpson, luring our bees to your sugar
pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price.
Homer: Bees are on the what now?
Beekeeper 2: Simpson, you diabolical...
And, moments later from the same episode
Bart: Lisa, here is -- as the French say -- le fake diorama. I'll
create a diversion and you make the switch.
[walks to center of gym]
Hey everybody, whoa! Look at me, I'm over here. Turn this
way right now!
Sherri: Hey, it's Bart!
Milhouse: And he's doin' stuff!
[everyone turns to look, fascinated]
[Lisa grabs Alison's diorama, leaves the other one there, and
hides Alison's in a trap door in the gym floor]
Skinner: Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here!
hahaha classic[/quote]
pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price.
Homer: Bees are on the what now?
Beekeeper 2: Simpson, you diabolical...
And, moments later from the same episode
Bart: Lisa, here is -- as the French say -- le fake diorama. I'll
create a diversion and you make the switch.
[walks to center of gym]
Hey everybody, whoa! Look at me, I'm over here. Turn this
way right now!
Sherri: Hey, it's Bart!
Milhouse: And he's doin' stuff!
[everyone turns to look, fascinated]
[Lisa grabs Alison's diorama, leaves the other one there, and
hides Alison's in a trap door in the gym floor]
Skinner: Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here!
hahaha classic[/quote]
Re: Simpsons Quote Thread
lynt wrote:www.snpp.com
quick Posted: Thu Jan 27 wrote: http://www.lardlad.com/quotes.shtml - Heaps and heaps of mp3 simpsons quotes from each season.
http://www.snpp.com/ - Full Simpsons archive, including the full script to every episode. Gold for proving your right when it comes to simpsons quotes...
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
straight after that onedust wrote:Homer gets stuck in quicksand in the elephant episode
First i'll reach down and pull my legs out with my arms
Then i'll pull my arms out...with my face
Homer: I'm alive. I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline.
Lisa: Dad, "feline" means "cat".
Homer: Elephant, honey. It's an elephant!
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
Homer: Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals--except the weasel.
Troy McClure: HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!
Homer: I'm just passionate, like all us greeks.
Marge: No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now.
Homer: Oh my god, you're right! I'm a rage-aholic! I just can't live without rage-ahol!
Troy McClure: HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!
Homer: I'm just passionate, like all us greeks.
Marge: No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now.
Homer: Oh my god, you're right! I'm a rage-aholic! I just can't live without rage-ahol!
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
Re: Simpsons Quote Thread
quick wrote:lynt wrote:www.snpp.comquick Posted: Thu Jan 27 wrote: http://www.lardlad.com/quotes.shtml - Heaps and heaps of mp3 simpsons quotes from each season.
http://www.snpp.com/ - Full Simpsons archive, including the full script to every episode. Gold for proving your right when it comes to simpsons quotes...
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hahaha that reminds me of my boy too. hahaha we are dating HomersMellogs wrote:This always reminds me of dboy when he's trashed..
Homer sends a post card to Marge from the Duff Brewery in Capitol City "Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here . . . .^%&$`#^&*)$=(#beer&@~&. . . . .five dollars, get outta here."
...actually it kinda sounds like me to my boy when i am drunk too
homer dating homer = homosLizkins wrote:hahaha that reminds me of my boy too. hahaha we are dating HomersMellogs wrote:This always reminds me of dboy when he's trashed..
Homer sends a post card to Marge from the Duff Brewery in Capitol City "Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here . . . .^%&$`#^&*)$=(#beer&@~&. . . . .five dollars, get outta here."
...actually it kinda sounds like me to my boy when i am drunk too
...and basically that's the situation
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Re: Simpsons Quote Thread
lynt wrote:quick wrote:lynt wrote:www.snpp.comquick Posted: Thu Jan 27 wrote: http://www.lardlad.com/quotes.shtml - Heaps and heaps of mp3 simpsons quotes from each season.
http://www.snpp.com/ - Full Simpsons archive, including the full script to every episode. Gold for proving your right when it comes to simpsons quotes...
An Olympics organiser, on the Simpsons wrote:People, people, please! You're forgetting what the Olympics are all about: giving out medals of beautiful gold, so-so silver and shameful bronze.
(crowd murmurs) I have here a letter from a little girl named Lisa Simpson. She says her town might not be important enough to host the Olympics, but she asks if the torch could just past by so that she could experience the glow that we feel every day.
Well, I say we don't bring her the torch I say we bring her the Olympic Games. Who is with me?
(silence) Well, I don't care -- it's my decision.
DRS wrote:It’s uplifting while we drift through time,
‘cause we keep pushing the vibe.
Marge: What HAPPENED to you, Homer? And, what have you done to the car?
Homer: [getting out; annoyed] Nothin'.
Marge: I don't think it had broken axles _before_.
Homer: "Before, before." You're living in the past, Marge. Quit living in the past!
Homer: [getting out; annoyed] Nothin'.
Marge: I don't think it had broken axles _before_.
Homer: "Before, before." You're living in the past, Marge. Quit living in the past!
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
* When Marge's aunt has died and the family is going to her funeral...
(Selma): It's the death of a legend.
(Homer's brain): Yeah, the legend of the dog-faced woman!
(Homer): Ha ha! The legend of the dog-faced woman!
(Marge): Homer!!
(Homer): Stupid brain.
(Selma): It's the death of a legend.
(Homer's brain): Yeah, the legend of the dog-faced woman!
(Homer): Ha ha! The legend of the dog-faced woman!
(Marge): Homer!!
(Homer): Stupid brain.
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
(Bart): Mo-om! My slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck.
(Marge): Bart, where do you pick up words like that?
(Homer on the phone): Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! ... I gotta go, my weiner kids are listening.
(Marge): Bart, where do you pick up words like that?
(Homer on the phone): Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! ... I gotta go, my weiner kids are listening.
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
(Homer): You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. [cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
(Bart): Dad, what's the point of this story?
(Homer): I like stories.
(Bart): Dad, what's the point of this story?
(Homer): I like stories.
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
(Homer): I will give up the civil war re-creation society I so dearly love.
(Bart): And I will take up smoking and give that up!
(Homer): Good boy, that's a tough thing to have to go through. Here's a dollar.
(Lisa): But he didn't DO anything!
(Homer): Didn't he Lisa, didn't he?
(Bart): And I will take up smoking and give that up!
(Homer): Good boy, that's a tough thing to have to go through. Here's a dollar.
(Lisa): But he didn't DO anything!
(Homer): Didn't he Lisa, didn't he?
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick