TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
- ghetto kitty
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cool. owls are cool.
I just bought binoculars, for borneo, and for spying in city.
I just bought binoculars, for borneo, and for spying in city.
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You are now an ornithologist. Check yr PMs for bird book and lack of social skillz.ghetto kitty wrote:cool. owls are cool.
I just bought binoculars, for borneo, and for spying in city.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
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I had spudbar!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
on another note... we've had the biggest day for nut-bags in here... zomg
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
on another note... we've had the biggest day for nut-bags in here... zomg
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I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
- Lil MiSbreaks
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Cia
Can they see in the dark?
Can they see in the dark?
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Had an owl that lived near my window when I was growing up in Holland.
Was mad.
And my grandma gave me a dead owl for my 12th birthday. Lolz. Probably explains a few things.
Owls have some of the best vision of any animal, and they have asymmetrical ears so that they are able to pinpoint location of prey. Nothing can see without light, but they only need a little starlight to be able to hunt.
Their feathers are also amazing... when you touch an owl it is so soft cos the fringes of the feathers are engineered to make no noise as they cut through the air.
Was mad.
And my grandma gave me a dead owl for my 12th birthday. Lolz. Probably explains a few things.
Owls have some of the best vision of any animal, and they have asymmetrical ears so that they are able to pinpoint location of prey. Nothing can see without light, but they only need a little starlight to be able to hunt.
Their feathers are also amazing... when you touch an owl it is so soft cos the fringes of the feathers are engineered to make no noise as they cut through the air.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
- youthful_implants
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Lil MiSbreaks wrote:i had a pie and could also sleep
i think boredom also has something to do with it
- Lil MiSbreaks
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someone say beer???
Yes thanks, id love one
Yes thanks, id love one
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Yes. I said Beer. Beer is awesome.Lil MiSbreaks wrote:someone say beer???
Yes thanks, id love one
I've just realised I pimp out my brain for cash. I'm a brain prostitute.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
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wahh?? just get a warm sleeping gown.. Isn't it just like that, but less convenient and more expensive?10.15 wrote:Introducing the Lazypatch doona/suit. I may never leave the house again.
http://lazypatch.com/
- Lil MiSbreaks
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thats gold.
and ok tho, id do that if I had one worth pimping.
I'll have a pint thanks... just bring it my desk and we'll for a ciggie too
and ok tho, id do that if I had one worth pimping.
I'll have a pint thanks... just bring it my desk and we'll for a ciggie too
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ohhh, god damn this last hour is going to crawl.
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i just got two 300ml bottles of coke at the cafe downstairs and got them to put Scotch in there
jackpot
jackpot
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got my deniros back from the bank, epic win, extra 500 dollars towards rum n cokes
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sans rum imo
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
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it got better.. got hammered and fiddled round on pokies on the way home ( had no idea what i was doing) and then just kept pushing buttons then it said 10 deniros, had to ask the secca how to get the money out, and then he pushed it and out came 78 gold ones
o did i mention the machine was called "gimme the gold"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZfyrIPw3wY
o did i mention the machine was called "gimme the gold"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZfyrIPw3wY
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God damn it.
Been head of this department for a few months.
Just found out this morning my budget needs to be in by 2pm today for 09/10.
Failed to be told this earlier by directors.
ummmmmm, if not budgeted for, no cash.
How the FUCK am i supposed to cost everything for the next year in 3 hours.
By not posting on mb.c probably.
Wait, get juniors on it.
COST THIS.
Been head of this department for a few months.
Just found out this morning my budget needs to be in by 2pm today for 09/10.
Failed to be told this earlier by directors.
ummmmmm, if not budgeted for, no cash.
How the FUCK am i supposed to cost everything for the next year in 3 hours.
By not posting on mb.c probably.
Wait, get juniors on it.
COST THIS.
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morning gang
thats shithouse D. yeh give it to someone else.
thats shithouse D. yeh give it to someone else.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
- Lil MiSbreaks
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Morning guys
Good luck with that D
Sore chest from smoking too many ciggies.
FAIL
Good luck with that D
Sore chest from smoking too many ciggies.
FAIL
- youthful_implants
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am starting to realise that drinking loads of booze is not better than doing loads of drugs, or rather that they have the same effect the next day.
shithouse.
shithouse.
- Lil MiSbreaks
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yeah you still feel just as shit.
One for the Kiwi's
Hemi the Maori builder was going through a house he had just built for the
Woman who owned it.
She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the
first room and she said 'I want this room to be painted a light blue.'
The builder went to the front door and yelled 'GREEN SIDE UP!'
When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to
be bright red.
The builder went to the front door and yelled 'GREEN SIDE UP!'
When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to
be tan..
The builder went to the front door and yelled 'GREEN SIDE UP!'
When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him 'I keep
telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell green side up; what
is that for?'
The builder said, 'Oh don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of
Aussies laying the turf out front.
One for the Kiwi's
Hemi the Maori builder was going through a house he had just built for the
Woman who owned it.
She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the
first room and she said 'I want this room to be painted a light blue.'
The builder went to the front door and yelled 'GREEN SIDE UP!'
When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to
be bright red.
The builder went to the front door and yelled 'GREEN SIDE UP!'
When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to
be tan..
The builder went to the front door and yelled 'GREEN SIDE UP!'
When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him 'I keep
telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell green side up; what
is that for?'
The builder said, 'Oh don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of
Aussies laying the turf out front.
- youthful_implants
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yep, reading mb.c instead of budgeting. grrrrrrrr. monday morning blaaaa.
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anyone recommend a good company to create and manage a e-newsletter campaign, or give me a quick motherfuking quote please.
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Edit MediaDBoy wrote:anyone recommend a good company to create and manage a e-newsletter campaign, or give me a quick motherfuking quote please.
http://www.editmedia.com.au/
I think I am, Therefore I am. I think
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Yeah spoke with impactdata in last company i was with, seem like good mob.
Cheers BRB.
Always hard to find e-marketing companies with a good mix of tech and graphic design skills, always seem to be better at one or the other. Looks great, but does not work, or great backend, stats etc, but looks like crud.
Cheers BRB.
Always hard to find e-marketing companies with a good mix of tech and graphic design skills, always seem to be better at one or the other. Looks great, but does not work, or great backend, stats etc, but looks like crud.
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doing it wrong, combine the two and it cancels out the bad effects. noted scientists have proved this in controlled testing. cant have one without the other, your ying yang is misaligned.youthful_implants wrote:am starting to realise that drinking loads of booze is not better than doing loads of drugs, or rather that they have the same effect the next day.
shithouse.
- youthful_implants
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doing neither is probably going to have the desired result.nic wrote:doing it wrong, combine the two and it cancels out the bad effects. noted scientists have proved this in controlled testing. cant have one without the other, your ying yang is misaligned.youthful_implants wrote:am starting to realise that drinking loads of booze is not better than doing loads of drugs, or rather that they have the same effect the next day.
shithouse.
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A++ logicnic wrote:doing it wrong, combine the two and it cancels out the bad effects. noted scientists have proved this in controlled testing. cant have one without the other, your ying yang is misaligned.youthful_implants wrote:am starting to realise that drinking loads of booze is not better than doing loads of drugs, or rather that they have the same effect the next day.
shithouse.
will drink and rave with you again
GO CATS! GO CATS!
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Glad to see you putting your PhD in Noted Scientist to good use. Keep this up and you'll be in the running for a n00ble prize.nic wrote:doing it wrong, combine the two and it cancels out the bad effects. noted scientists have proved this in controlled testing. cant have one without the other, your ying yang is misaligned.youthful_implants wrote:am starting to realise that drinking loads of booze is not better than doing loads of drugs, or rather that they have the same effect the next day.
shithouse.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
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gog that would be good. imagine the doors that kind of study would open - g00gle laureate one day maybe.
dreams.
dreams.
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yeh but is piss boring. rave imo.youthful_implants wrote:doing neither is probably going to have the desired result.nic wrote:doing it wrong, combine the two and it cancels out the bad effects. noted scientists have proved this in controlled testing. cant have one without the other, your ying yang is misaligned.youthful_implants wrote:am starting to realise that drinking loads of booze is not better than doing loads of drugs, or rather that they have the same effect the next day.
shithouse.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
- ADD_Boy
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$20,000 for nose bag?
do u reckon they'd notice if u slipped that one in ??
do u reckon they'd notice if u slipped that one in ??
- ghetto kitty
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yoshi is a good human foot warmer, and he even hoovers up any crumbs that may be dropped on the hand to mouth process of eating at ones' desk.
morning guys, beautiful light out there today, ditched my arvo plans and went down the yarra instead, gorgeous.
morning guys, beautiful light out there today, ditched my arvo plans and went down the yarra instead, gorgeous.
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$50,000 for eggs. if asked, just give them an incredulous look and say "i'm making an omlette" like it aint no thang.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
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$1,500.00 for "ain't no thang" fundraising brochure.
- youthful_implants
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Yeah life without drugs is fine, in fact heaps better.mrj wrote:
yeh but is piss boring. rave imo.
Life without alcohol as well would be getting too close to being perfect.
- youthful_implants
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What I mean is, I'm not sure if I'm ready to be that good.
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$10,000 for re-hab from employee, Mr. Y. Implants
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I have a tax exam tomorrow.
LOL at business deduction talk
LOL at business deduction talk
GO CATS! GO CATS!
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