TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

[retzie]

If you wash them too early the indigo just bleeds out over the whole garment and gives an even, dark indigo colour and the magic process is gone.

The magic process of shitification? Consistent colour or gtfo.

it took me a couple minutes to work out what this was

'musition'

Nawww. One of my students consistently tells me about 'integrills'

It's actually a bit of a worry, seeing pretty much every question says "Find the following integral"...

[nic]

huhuhu you are saying 'naawww'

soon you will be saying 'carn sawn it, dang nab it'

hillybilly territory imo.
have you seen any good ones?

[retzie]

The other day, a girl I know (who is not generally country) was very earnestly asking "Well, who all am I meant to invite?" Well, we all, honey!

I still dun speak good proper Oklahoman, but I feel like I am progressing as a local now that I have pet roadkill. The road I walk along to work seems to be some kind of wildlife suicide centre. In all its beneficence, the local council just leaves the corpses there to rot (doesn't even move them off/away from the road ) There have been two dead animals I have been watching liquefy over the past month or so (happily, neither of them is a skunk this time). I was starting to get optimistic that perhaps I was close to a commute without the heady fumes of death, but LO! This morning, we have added a dead armadillo to the collection.

And verily, retzie was destined to live in pestilence evermore

[nic]

sounds like tasmania, came across a vomit inducing giant wombat the other day, just chillin on the side of teh road, bloated to bursting point then a spotted quoll about 50 meters further up teh road.
filth x

[C.I.A.]

The other day, a girl I know (who is not generally country) was very earnestly asking "Well, who all am I meant to invite?" Well, we all, honey!

I still dun speak good proper Oklahoman, but I feel like I am progressing as a local now that I have pet roadkill. The road I walk along to work seems to be some kind of wildlife suicide centre. In all its beneficence, the local council just leaves the corpses there to rot (doesn't even move them off/away from the road ) There have been two dead animals I have been watching liquefy over the past month or so (happily, neither of them is a skunk this time). I was starting to get optimistic that perhaps I was close to a commute without the heady fumes of death, but LO! This morning, we have added a dead armadillo to the collection.

And verily, retzie was destined to live in pestilence evermore

Wowsers!! I'd LOVE an armadillo skull!! I've got a dead wombat hidden away near the Mornington Penninsula. Will be going back and picking up the bones in about 3 months when it is all bleached and lovely. Can haz Trading Places (tm) Retzie? You can be wetland designer with weekend rave/shard commitments and I'll pass on the miracles of braid theory by teaching the Oklahoma football team how to crochet.

[retzie]

It's a deal!!

I will observe Mr Armadillo's decomposition process (possibly even make a commemorative gif). He seems to be out of the way in a gutter, so perhaps he will be allowed to putrify in peace. If, at any point, the opportunity to safeguard and later decapitate the corpse arises, I will let you know. (Ooo, there is half a chance it would actually get to you in Canada too...)

In the meantime, can I tempt you with a dead raccoon that is much further along? At the 'tail ruffling in the breeze' stage.

Of course, when you get here you will discover that you can probably just ask around the locals for roadkill remains when they are done with dinner...

[C.I.A.]

It's a deal!!

I will observe Mr Armadillo's decomposition process (possibly even make a commemorative gif). He seems to be out of the way in a gutter, so perhaps he will be allowed to putrify in peace. If, at any point, the opportunity to safeguard and later decapitate the corpse arises, I will let you know. (Ooo, there is half a chance it would actually get to you in Canada too...)

In the meantime, can I tempt you with a dead raccoon that is much further along? At the 'tail ruffling in the breeze' stage.

Of course, when you get here you will discover that you can probably just ask around the locals for roadkill remains when they are done with dinner...

at locals.

at postage to Whistler lolz Don't get me excited with this talk or I'll be in the states with a shovel faster than you can say 'what's cookin', ma? Is we havin roast coon or skunk spare ribs tonight?".

[witty_pseudonym]

lol @ a couple of my colleagues talking about A Bar Called Barry - "oh yeah, it's a really cool bar! great music and crowd. i love it!"

[Blaxter]

lol @ a couple of my colleagues talking about A Bar Called Barry - "oh yeah, it's a really cool bar! great music and crowd. i love it!"

lolz. I went past there a few weeks ago and they have a new smoking area, looks like a jail with all the 90's throwbacks getting their cancer fix. its good they have that place, so I can enjoy places like Yaya's with out them.

[mrj]

lol @ a couple of my colleagues talking about A Bar Called Barry - "oh yeah, it's a really cool bar! great music and crowd. i love it!"

lolz. I went past there a few weeks ago and they have a new smoking area, looks like a jail with all the 90's throwbacks getting their cancer fix. its good they have that place, so I can enjoy places like Yaya's with out them.

euchh, can't stand yaya's.

perhaps its my age starting to show a little, but its too loud and the crowd is too young.

[Blaxter]

lol @ a couple of my colleagues talking about A Bar Called Barry - "oh yeah, it's a really cool bar! great music and crowd. i love it!"

lolz. I went past there a few weeks ago and they have a new smoking area, looks like a jail with all the 90's throwbacks getting their cancer fix. its good they have that place, so I can enjoy places like Yaya's with out them.

euchh, can't stand yaya's.

perhaps its my age starting to show a little, but its too loud and the crowd is too young.

Haha. I think I'm older than you. I feel too old at d'n'b gigs now.
I quite like the the little rovk'n'roll strip that has developed at the top of Smith St - BlueTile Lounge/ Yayyas etc.

[gnat]

lol @ a couple of my colleagues talking about A Bar Called Barry - "oh yeah, it's a really cool bar! great music and crowd. i love it!"

lol. recently at the hairdresser a client (i couldn't see her, only hear her talking) was telling a hairdresser (fresh from london) 'cool' places to go- the spice market, the long room, silk road..



guaranteed CBD office tart. definite high heels and knobbing off co-workers after few too many flirtinis, didn't even have to look

[fooishbar]

haha, you lot all got out the wrong side of bed today

[Blaxter]

flirtinis - expensive office knobbing IMO.
couple of too many Crownies FTW.

[fooishbar]

flirtinis - expensive office knobbing IMO.
couple of too many Crownies FTW.

now you've got a haircut you're going to have to embrace the flirtinis ... sorry

[Blaxter]

flirtinis - expensive office knobbing IMO.
couple of too many Crownies FTW.

now you've got a haircut you're going to have to embrace the flirtinis ... sorry

when the pay rise comes thru I'll consider all applicants requesting flirtinis, priority based on shortest skirt.

[retzie]

Stop the presses: THE ARMADILLO IS GONE!!!!



No-one here ever ever ever ever moves roadkill, but the 'dillo was barely there for a day and now he's been abducted! I am concerned for his safety/sanctity of his corpse . Cia, maybe they heard of our international roadkill smuggling racket??



By the way, the reference to eating roadkill is not actually a joke. West Virginia (at least) had to make eating roadkill illegal. Not so much for the trawling half-wit hillbillies, but because people after a spot of venison for dinner would just mow the fuckers down

[fooishbar]

moral of the story: don't live in west virginia?

[retzie]

Well, I only discovered this when I found out one of my housemate's classmates butchered and ate a deer he hit in this very town. Moral of the story: stay the fuck out of them red states

[apophenian]

http://www.catchoftheday.com.au/smallfi ... ts_id=5320

[DBoy]

[Blaxter]

shardz
big
in the
10's

[mrj]

http://www.catchoftheday.com.au/smallfi ... ts_id=5320

bastard. now i just gone and bought it and everything.

[andy_hoffman]

BEST

[mrj]

lol, thats awesome

[apophenian]

http://existentialcrisis.net/

[nic]

[fooishbar]

dicks everywhere

[Feigan]

[Kaiproject]

lame indeed. sadly i laffed
gym one gold too

[almax]

Great blog entry by Sirum about his role as a gang bangin graf artist in an upcoming Bollywood film being filmed in Melbourne.

http://sirum1.com/?p=597

[Blaxter]

dicks everywhere

right up your alley huh?

[DBoy]

Great blog entry by Sirum about his role as a gang bangin graf artist in an upcoming Bollywood film being filmed in Melbourne.

http://sirum1.com/?p=597

hahahaah - classic.

[Charlie73]

it has been forever since i been on here...

WAVES ALL

[witty_pseudonym]

she lives!

[Charlie73]

mwahahahahhaa

i lurk here i lurk there

[youthful_implants]

Gym lolz

[nic]

what i always suspected
waste of moieny and gymns are teh gheys

[ADD_Boy]

sausage fest.

[Blaxter]

mwahahahahhaa

i lurk here i lurk there

fucken lurker

[nic]

[Charlie73]

mwahahahahhaa

i lurk here i lurk there

fucken lurker

[Lizkins]

Charlie Charlie

[Charlie73]

Herro Rizkinssssssss

[Charlie73]

Question:

I need a little run about car - seriously only to get me to boxing etc in winter, so i don't want to spend more than say $2k - $3k

But i like old cars.... as in Datto 1200's, the oldest car i have owned was a 72.... looking at a little Humber Vogue etc for like around the $2 - $2.5 mark.. There is a Lancia as well.....

Am i being stupid? Should i just get a little barina, and not drive around town with some style???

[Feigan]

Lancia = beautiful

Fiat 124/128 also beautiful

Datsun 1600..... I wanted as an 18 year old.

My first car was a Fiat 128 3p (coupe) in black.

wish I had a photo of her.

[Charlie73]

see this is it, i lurv these cars....

But am i better of getting a run of the mil little thing that is newer, or go with my heart and go for styles.......

[Feigan]

I had a blue one

[DBoy]

The problem with old cars is the servicing cost - anything pre 1988 really, about the 20 year mark.

While you may be able to find a great deal on the sale price of an old Datson, FIAT, Alpha etc - it is going to be the running costs that get you. Beware of rust for 1. Then check what a standard annual service is going to cost - for some of the European names you will be looking at $700+ for the basic annual service just because parts cost more - they need to be specifically found for those cars. And once they have done 200,000 - 250,000km - which most of them will - parts are going to start to be a regular change. And it is never ending.

I run a 1986 Jag - and even with a little bit of know how to fix some things myself - for the most part it costs me around $1000 a year just to run.

[Blaxter]