Gripe thread

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:28 pm

sAme'0 wrote:started a chefs apprenticeship... which i am loving but farken hell i am tired... double shifts past four days... and i have only been working 4 days..
so tired...

aye, heard about that from cliff & jimmy. nice work mang. don't crack.

gotd: aside from teh crapness i'm feeling, I was sitting down casually gaming away tonite. We've got a bunch of family staying with us for a week and they have this kid. He loves computer games so he sat down and watched me play. At one critical point he tapped me on the shoulder. When I'd died due to the momentary distraction, I looked over at him and this horrible stench filled the air. This is when I realised he'd shit himself.

This kid is like 6.

Will · Post by **Will** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:50 pm

Exceeded my monthly bandwidth limit for both peak and off-peak.

20GB just doesn't seem to go as far as it once did.

:grumble:

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:12 am

mecka wrote: At one critical point he tapped me on the shoulder. When I'd died due to the momentary distraction, I looked over at him and this horrible stench filled the air. This is when I realised he'd shit himself.

This kid is like 6.

Again, oh mecka

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:35 am

yesterday i made HUGE very DETAILED plans to be able to get to a very important riding lesson thru the help of others at very short notice.
this morning the instructor cancelled because of the rain. THE RAIN. wat a sook. and i bet its not going to rain anymore today!!!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:11 am

holy crap Shikung that is full on! hope you are okay matey. sounds like you deserve ice cream and dvd day!

marcus · Post by **marcus** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:37 am

sAme'0 wrote:started a chefs apprenticeship... which i am loving but farken hell i am tired... double shifts past four days... and i have only been working 4 days..
so tired...

Nice one mate! You'll get used to it soon enough.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:43 am

ShiKung wrote:
A dude that was standing on the corner of Little Latrobe and Swanston was openly pissing into the gutter for all to see. (ie. hadnt turned his back). As we pulled up he managed to spew whilst still pissing.

My workmate who was driving the van says " Geeze look at that" to me. The window was open and the piss/spew dude heard him. and yells out
"Hey!"
"What"
"You want some Cocaine?... Suck on this (waggling his still pissing parts) You Asian Dogg!"

Naturally the dude I worked with took offence and jumped out to Bruce Lee his ass! So I jump into the drivers seat and make sure we can bail if need be. I reverse up a bit and am looking over my left shoulder.

NB. the van has no hand brake so we have to keep it in gear if it was going to be running. So my foots on the clutch hands on the steering wheel.

I here "Hey" turn around and recieve 2 or 3 punches to the face from piss/spew dudes mate.

"you wanna go?"

Not much to tell. The fight petered out after a while. I went home early. Cant really eat that much today Mad headache!!

YAY!!!

Dude, that's harsh as!

You shoulda kicked his ass.

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:36 pm

^^ hey, fighting's baaaad

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:42 pm

Anyone pissing and spewin in the street obvioulsy has some issues. Best to leave that shit alone man. You should tell ya mate that names aint shit, ive been called all soughts of names by wasted cunts and just laugh, but it took me years to get that relaxed ha ha!!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:44 pm

^ Good idea Grey Son.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:45 pm

Yep fighting is shit. But I don't really go looking for the physical ones.

Still kinda angry about getting jumped by some random kids last year.

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:05 pm

is it too much to ask for some good ~6000K T5 39w flouro tubes?

yes, yes it is.

stupid country.

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:16 pm

Direktor wrote:^ Good idea Grey Son.

Ahhh yes, but much easier said than done i guess. There seems to be more stressed out psychos out these days. Ya bound to bump into em one day!!

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:17 pm

kronz wrote:I'm so fucking over this semester. I fucking hate 2 of my subject and i have to do them.

I feel the same..

So hate a couple of subjects I'm doing at moment... cruised through the first 6 but these least 4 suck hard.

GOTD: Too much fckn work..

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:51 pm

looking for place to live.... HEADACHE central..

I just found this swish apartment in the CBD..

MiCM (khunts) want a 100 point ID check, this is fine and to be expected. I have done them recently for centrelink and the bank. Problem is these guys don't allocate enough points for anything. I added up every possible thing I could get my hands on and it still only added up to 90!!!

fucking hell

50 points - last 4 rent receipts

10 - photo ID (student card etc)

10 points - reference from previous landlord

20 points - reference from previous agent

20 points - drivers licence

20 points - passport

10 points - copy of birth certificate

20 points - copy of utility bill or bank statement

20 points - rates notice

20 points - medicare card

30 points - reference from qualified accountant.

I don't know about you guys, but I think that is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.... Most other checks allocate at least 40 points to a passport or drivers licence, and sometimes up to 70 points.

fuck fuck fuck

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:52 pm

deviant wrote:looking for place to live.... HEADACHE central..

I just found this swish apartment in the CBD..

MiCM (khunts) want a 100 point ID check, this is fine and to be expected. I have done them recently for centrelink and the bank. Problem is these guys don't allocate enough points for anything. I added up every possible thing I could get my hands on and it still only added up to 90!!! fucking hell

50 points - last 4 rent receipts

10 - photo ID (student card etc)

10 points - reference from previous landlord

20 points - reference from previous agent

20 points - drivers licence

20 points - passport

10 points - copy of birth certificate

20 points - copy of utility bill or bank statement

20 points - rates notice

20 points - medicare card

30 points - reference from qualified accountant.

I don't know about you guys, but I think that is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.... Most other checks allocate at least 40 points to a passport or drivers licence, and sometimes up to 70 points.

fuck fuck fuck

That's absolutely INSANE!!!! Why would they possibly want that much ID?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:55 pm

to weed out young people and foreigners

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:57 pm

a 'normal' 100 point check you dont need shit.

passport -40
driver lis -40
current poof of adress (gas bull etc)-20

or am i eddie wrong?

which st dan?

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:00 pm

deviant wrote:looking for place to live.... HEADACHE central..

I just found this swish apartment in the CBD..

MiCM (khunts) want a 100 point ID check, this is fine and to be expected. I have done them recently for centrelink and the bank. Problem is these guys don't allocate enough points for anything. I added up every possible thing I could get my hands on and it still only added up to 90!!! fucking hell

50 points - last 4 rent receipts

10 - photo ID (student card etc)

10 points - reference from previous landlord

20 points - reference from previous agent

20 points - drivers licence

20 points - passport

10 points - copy of birth certificate

20 points - copy of utility bill or bank statement

20 points - rates notice

20 points - medicare card

30 points - reference from qualified accountant.

I don't know about you guys, but I think that is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.... Most other checks allocate at least 40 points to a passport or drivers licence, and sometimes up to 70 points.

fuck fuck fuck

That's not a 100 point check. (It's their own twisted version)

Wat a fucking joke.. ha ha
30 points - reference from qualified accountant > 20 points drivers licence.

Thats one of the most fucked things I've ever seen.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:01 pm

do they want a semen sample too??

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:02 pm

since when are two homemade tafe cards worth 1 passport?

dickheads.
keep looking pass these guys over. there is plenty of innacity stock

Grey Son · Post by **Grey Son** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:03 pm

Fuck me!! Just give em ya Cencus form...
That should give ya about 30 points.... Give them a 100 DOLLAR check!

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:16 pm

that's pretty wack right there.

i just got a passport with less than all that.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:25 pm

house still smells like a six year olds shit.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:28 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:that's pretty wack right there.

i just got a passport with less than all that.

whack is an understatement.

I just keep staring at the sheet of paper in disbelief. I mean, to take out a morgage you don't even need that much. That's a loan of $200K ++!! I will be entering into an agreement worth about $25K... FFS

I will be able to scrape up some stuff, but my GF is gunna have trouble I reckon

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:29 pm

ROFL @ mecka !!

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:30 pm

deviant wrote:
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:that's pretty wack right there.

i just got a passport with less than all that.
whack is an understatement.

I just keep staring at the sheet of paper in disbelief. I mean, to take out a morgage you don't even need that much. That's a loan of $200K ++!! I will be entering into an agreement worth about $25K... FFS

I will be able to scrape up some stuff, but my GF is gunna have trouble I reckon

Dan, I wouldn't bother with these guys then

Check with another RE agent, I've never had to supply anything near that much ..

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:36 pm

yeah, well, I really like the apartment, and it's pretty cheap for what it is.

pool, gym, tennis court, etc etc.....

we'll see how we go. All my collegues here at the council said to steer clear of these guys too. Aparently we have heaps of problems with them.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:00 pm

deviant wrote: All my collegues here at the council said to steer clear of these guys too. Aparently we have heaps of problems with them.

Dear Dan,

CEASE AND DESIST!

James.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:03 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:do they want a semen sample too??

thats okay, I'm pretty sure they can make their own by hand.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:03 pm

Fucking Hell Telstra Fix UP!

I am about to throw my toys.

Big project going wonky.

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:15 pm

where is the appmt?

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:29 pm

deviant wrote:
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:that's pretty wack right there.

i just got a passport with less than all that.
whack is an understatement.

I just keep staring at the sheet of paper in disbelief. I mean, to take out a morgage you don't even need that much. That's a loan of $200K ++!! I will be entering into an agreement worth about $25K... FFS

I will be able to scrape up some stuff, but my GF is gunna have trouble I reckon

You sure they haven't fucked it up mate? The points system, that is.

nhd · Post by **nhd** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:37 pm

i think im getting "the virus"
neck has been sore past 3 days, mild headaches.
bottom of my voice box/larrings feels likes its been hit by a bus.
doctors tomorrow morn :S dont need this shit in my final semester of uni

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:48 pm

you have meningitis I reckon. Kiss everyone you know goodbye.

sore joints?

Ani · Post by **Ani** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:51 pm

nic wrote:you have meningitis I reckon. Kiss everyone you know goodbye.

sore joints?

Hi Dr Nic!

nhd · Post by **nhd** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:14 pm

nic wrote:you have meningitis I reckon. Kiss everyone you know goodbye.

sore joints?

my joints are fine
base of my skulls a lil stiff

whats this meningitis?

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:17 pm

n children over 2, the most common symptoms are high fever, headache, and stiff neck. These symptoms usually develop over several hours but they can have been reported to appear as late as one week after it has been contracted. You will also want to watch for other symptoms such as nausea, vomiting, and sensitivity to light, confusion, and sleepiness

lol im sure you aint got it. its bad.

i often think i have it when i play 'google doctor', I have diagnosed myslef with many diseases then convinced myslef I have them only to forget i have said disease and live to see another day

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:18 pm

also do you ahve any strange rashes on your nether regions if so you have a std.

nhd · Post by **nhd** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:21 pm

oh yeah, but thats all under control...

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:16 pm

Grey Son wrote:Give them a 100 DOLLAR check!

menace · Post by **menace** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:29 pm

lack of breaks in this town ..

its like a ghost town

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:36 pm

time to start mixin' proper!!! start your own night

menace · Post by **menace** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:01 pm

deviant wrote:time to start mixin' proper!!! start your own night

turn u google talk on

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:10 pm

Got a fucked up ulcer in throat. Fecking kills.

aspekt · Post by **aspekt** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:43 am

after chasing some decals for a couple months, now it looks like it's going to take 3-5 weeks to get my road bike resprayed. Not happy.

Will · Post by **Will** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:52 am

nic wrote:you have meningitis I reckon. Kiss everyone you know goodbye.

That'd be a pretty harsh thing to do.

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:30 am

Jehova Witness Convention at work...

PA's set up through the car park and hallways so everyone can hear the sermons...

Hail Satan!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:46 am

calstro wrote:Jehova Witness Convention at work...

PA's set up through the car park and hallways so everyone can hear the sermons...

Hail Satan!

that has to be the worst thing ever

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:47 am

no motivation in the year that counts -_-.. im screwed...

oh well!