weirdest thing i just heard in the lift - two guys talking about having "credits" with their girlfriends i.e. they had gone to stuff their girlfriend wanted them too, so now they could go out with the boys and do what they wanted. One said he had two nights worth of credits.
Lizkins wrote:weirdest thing i just heard in the lift - two guys talking about having "credits" with their girlfriends i.e. they had gone to stuff their girlfriend wanted them too, so now they could go out with the boys and do what they wanted. One said he had two nights worth of credits.
What the fuck???
yeah... if my guy buys me a bunch of roses and a red devil with "I wuv you", he gets a night at the "gentlemen's" club of his choice.
If he goes shopping with me for dunce beads = a weekend in lourne with his mates and 5 hookers.
If he gives me a neck rub = permission to have 5 one-night-stands.
Sheesh. Get with the program Liz.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
my ex and i had a points system when we played cards...which was fairly often. who ever won got a certain amount of point to be used for whatever purpose. he usually cashed his in for extremely lame 'kinky' stuff, where as i always made him clean because it was the only way i could. yes, it was a crap relationship.
edit: i can't believe i put that on a public forum.
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Lizkins wrote:holy shit my boy has been missing out, and its all my fault. he must hate me for it. fuck i am a terrible girlfriend.
he must be owed so many credits.
an orgie is coming his way this weekend, that is for sure!
Yes.
Never forget that you are a millstone around his neck and you owe it to him to be silent and submissive at all times. Remember: you should also be wearing full makeup whilst being silent and submissive, because no-one likes a chick who doesn't trowel it on.
Remember to whinge at him occasionally so that he knows that you are in the room.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
The Mixtress wrote:Can I get my boyfriend in on that? He called me when he said he would...he's earned some anal.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
witty_pseudonym wrote:my ex and i had a points system when we played cards...which was fairly often. who ever won got a certain amount of point to be used for whatever purpose. he usually cashed his in for extremely lame 'kinky' stuff, where as i always made him clean because it was the only way i could. yes, it was a crap relationship.
edit: i can't believe i put that on a public forum.
Oh lady, that made me laugh!!
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
yep for sure. you expecting him to call when he should have mixxy would have taken a lot out of him. best to let him rear-end you, it'll make him feel better about it all.
Lizkins wrote:yep for sure. you expecting him to call when he should have mixxy would have taken a lot out of him. best to let him rear-end you, it'll make him feel better about it all.
Lizkins wrote:yep for sure. you expecting him to call when he should have mixxy would have taken a lot out of him. best to let him rear-end you, it'll make him feel better about it all.
witty_pseudonym wrote:my ex and i had a points system when we played cards...which was fairly often. who ever won got a certain amount of point to be used for whatever purpose. he usually cashed his in for extremely lame 'kinky' stuff, where as i always made him clean because it was the only way i could. yes, it was a crap relationship.
edit: i can't believe i put that on a public forum.
interesting.
What did you expect him to cash his points in for witty? Shopping, a health spa, a walk along the beach wearing a cheese cloth top and white pants with the song "we'll go riding on the horses playing in the background"? I dont think so.
almax wrote:damn girls i dunno bout you, but my vag needs a wax BAAAD
almax wrote:damn girls i dunno bout you, but my vag is clogged with wax BAAAD
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
witty_pseudonym wrote:my ex and i had a points system when we played cards...which was fairly often. who ever won got a certain amount of point to be used for whatever purpose. he usually cashed his in for extremely lame 'kinky' stuff, where as i always made him clean because it was the only way i could. yes, it was a crap relationship.
edit: i can't believe i put that on a public forum.
interesting.
What did you expect him to cash his points in for witty? Shopping, a health spa, a walk along the beach wearing a cheese cloth top and white pants with the song "we'll go riding on the horses playing in the background"? I dont think so.
something a little more creative than what he thought of, put it that way.
witty_pseudonym wrote:my ex and i had a points system when we played cards...which was fairly often. who ever won got a certain amount of point to be used for whatever purpose. he usually cashed his in for extremely lame 'kinky' stuff, where as i always made him clean because it was the only way i could. yes, it was a crap relationship.
edit: i can't believe i put that on a public forum.
interesting.
What did you expect him to cash his points in for witty? Shopping, a health spa, a walk along the beach wearing a cheese cloth top and white pants with the song "we'll go riding on the horses playing in the background"? I dont think so.
something a little more creative than what he thought of, put it that way.
don't know about you Witty girl, but that just pushed my buttons aye aye. Kronz just hit the nail on the head with that one aye aye. He'll make some lass right happy one day e will wun e.
