Simpsons Quote Thread

McBain · Post by **McBain** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:35 am

Woman: Well, you certainly broke up that meeting.
McBain: Right now I'm thinking about holding another meetingâ€¦In bed!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:21 pm

900 and 99 springs to flush down, 900 and 99 springs

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:53 pm

breaksRbest wrote:
mecka wrote:Oh margy, you came and you bought me a turkey... on my vacation away from worky...

re-post

sorry ... i'll do a search next time LOL.

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:19 pm

Did anyone watch the simpsons tonight??

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:24 pm

The treehouse of horror one? I've seen it about a thousand times now.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:37 am

mecka wrote:The treehouse of horror one? I've seen it about a thousand times now.

I think it has to be my most favourite Treehouse horror ever! Its the Shining

speakerwrath · Post by **speakerwrath** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:06 am

operetor, get me thailand... T, I.... and so on.

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:09 am

Lizkins wrote:
mecka wrote:The treehouse of horror one? I've seen it about a thousand times now.
I think it has to be my most favourite Treehouse horror ever! Its the Shining

i've never seen it before... when homer was going crazy I laughed so hard it hurt

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:35 am

Mellogs wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
mecka wrote:The treehouse of horror one? I've seen it about a thousand times now.
I think it has to be my most favourite Treehouse horror ever! Its the Shining
i've never seen it before... when homer was going crazy I laughed so hard it hurt

oh man that bit when i first saw it, i literally fell off the couch laughing....oh so many years ago. I reinacted it often when at school with my mate

ahhh the memories

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:44 am

do you know what season its from??

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:48 am

Mellogs wrote:do you know what season its from??

not sure, but its number 5, so may be 5th season

quick · Post by **quick** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:49 am

Mellogs wrote:do you know what season its from??

Season 6

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:55 am

damn! thats not out on dvd yet

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:23 pm

and what about those jerks in congress, what a bunch of jerks

quick · Post by **quick** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:27 pm

Hey Jerk face, you have the face of a Jerk!

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:33 pm

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:49 pm

dont praise the machine

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:03 pm

I think I'll make myself.... vice president...no wait, JUNIOR Vice President.

Kilgore_Trout · Post by **Kilgore_Trout** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:17 pm

Homer: "Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so lets just get this over with and I can get back to killing you with beer"

Milhouse: Gee Bart, I never thought I'd see your dad take an interest in science".
Homer: "What!?"
Bart: "He said, uhh, pie-pants"
Homer: "mmmm... pie pants"

Homer: "Son, prepare to break the surly bonds of gravity and punch the face of god"

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:40 pm

too many to read through, so sorry is these are already here.

lisa..if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasnt, its that girls should stick to girls sports, like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and so on.

marge - what happened here?
homer - oh nothing marge, just a little incident involving THE BOOGIEMAN! and none of this would have happened if you'd been around to stop me from acting so stupid.

Kilgore_Trout · Post by **Kilgore_Trout** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:10 pm

''Eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding''

quick · Post by **quick** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:21 pm

doh you stubborn grass stains...

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:01 pm

hey, he kissed a girl...that is so gay

quick · Post by **quick** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:06 pm

Hey look at this country... U R Gay.. hehehe

Kilgore_Trout · Post by **Kilgore_Trout** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:09 pm

Homer: "Shut up boy, we'll just get you a new dog."
Bart: "But I don't want a new dog, I want Santa's Little Helper!"
H: "Well crying won't bring him back. Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit here, eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to bring your dog back, or yuo can go out there and find him."
B: "You're right" (walks out door)
H: "Rats! I almost had him eating dog food."

"You gave both our dogs away?! You know how I feel about giving!"

"Being abusive to you're family is one thing, but I will not stand idly by while you feed a hungry dog"

Lisa: "Bart's throwing peas at me"
Marge: "Homer, do something"
Homer: "Lisa, quit getting in the way of your wealthy brother's peas."

"As long as you're a part of this family, you'll believe what I believe and do as I do. Now butter you bacon."

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:25 pm

"At seven tonite the game begins
Bart versus Lisa who will win?
Their dad is fat and their mother is thin
And grandpa simpson smells like gin"

"Heeaeeyyy... thats obsession for men!"

valuetime · Post by **valuetime** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:12 am

i like this:

bart:Â I have a watch with a minute hand.
smithers:Â all right, you can come.Â what time is it?
bart:Â 12:80.Â no wait.Â wait...Â what comes after 12?
smithers:Â one.
bart:Â no, after twelve!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:36 am

look big daddy, its regular daddy

quick · Post by **quick** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:17 pm

For Hardy

Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

paulblackout · Post by **paulblackout** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:26 pm

I havent read through, apologies if it's been posted before..

"if something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing"

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:28 pm

quick wrote:For Hardy

Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

Hahahahaha!!!! Fucking GOLD!!!

paulblackout · Post by **paulblackout** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:09 pm

as just seen on channel 10

"homer, will you help me make a big deal of this?"

and

"look at the weak little baby! you're stupid! you stupid weak little baby"

Dj-Sinister · Post by **Dj-Sinister** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:15 pm

it was like that when i got here!!!!!!11

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:02 pm

for the tiger peeps

http://www.apple.com/downloads/dashboar ... onbot.html

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 7:06 pm

from now on when people get wood, they'll think of wood

"what is so funny dad?"

If i'm laughing at what i think i'm laughing at it is very funny.

DrnknMnky · Post by **DrnknMnky** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:04 pm

"...64 slices of american cheese....63...62..(next morning)..... 2...1'
'Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?'
'I think I'm blind!'"

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:42 pm

Successmanship 101 class -
"This watch has so many jewels on it the hands don't move. What kind of watch do you have?"
"uhh, I just drew this one on my hand"
& " I'll stop sucking, later.."

paulblackout · Post by **paulblackout** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:02 pm

'oops, lost a nail. oh well, that's leprosy for you'

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:12 pm

" I work hard for tha money,
so hard for tha money,
Oh I something something money,
so come on give me lots of money"

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:55 pm

speakerwrath · Post by **speakerwrath** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:31 am

you like thai?.... yeah I like tie, u like shirt?

reverb · Post by **reverb** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:39 am

*Marge answers door*
Barney:"Hi! -burp- I'm that guy you like!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:54 pm

I am a new a tie a wearing

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:56 pm

Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
Homer: But Sipowicz does it.
Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?
Homer: Ohh, wish I was Sipowicz.

betson · Post by **betson** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:11 pm

sorry if this is a re-post.

Moe- "Now to go and get me some cavegirl hookers"

Moe- "There aint nothing I won't do to a dead girl"

Lionel Hutz- "We've got witnesses, and a paper trail a mile long"
Mr Burns- "Well Iv'e got ten high priced lawyers
Lionel Hutz- "AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH" (and runs out of the room)
Homer- "He left his suitcase, it's full of shredded newspaper"

and series 6 DVD
http://www.sanity.com.au/product.asp?in ... stID=10810

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:51 pm

This old man, she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...

ain't what she used to be.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:00 pm

Marge: Isn't a little early too be drinking
Lionel Hutz: Yeah but I haven't slept in days

Post by **lynt** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:39 pm

Stolen and edited...

Jimbo: Nice jamy jams Bart! Did your Mummy buy them for you?
Bart: Of course she did, who else would?
Jimbo: You win this round.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:44 pm

DBoy wrote:This old man, she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...

ain't what she used to be.

Isn't it Old Grey Mare?

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:46 pm

yeah maybe.