Touchegreat_magnet wrote:I actually thought it was a depressed apple ending its life by voluntarily swallowing a knitting needle, but hey, that's just me...Arex wrote:I must admit that doesn't look like a thermometer, more like a crack pipe, so a pissed off scotsman who's bought some manky crackflippo wrote: im not kidding tho! heh, I'm really that stupid.
The bloke thread
Seriously its like cash with dicks...
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Oh Lyntos, last time you revved up this thread, there were dire consequences of the wrongness variety although devastatingly, one of the main 'blokes' appears to have recently departed and taken with, his misogynistic posts
Waiting for the LC's : Proceed with Caution post- hehehe!
Waiting for the LC's : Proceed with Caution post- hehehe!
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss
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who departed? i'm intrigued now Gnattygnat wrote:Oh Lyntos, last time you revved up this thread, there were dire consequences of the wrongness variety although devastatingly, one of the main 'blokes' appears to have recently departed and taken with, his misogynistic posts
Waiting for the LC's : Proceed with Caution post- hehehe!
Ah ta Lyntos, I'll just fetch my white crochet bikini. Last time I saw it, Jude from the Alby Mangels Show was wearing it 
Flipp, it's a tumour
. They'll have to cut your ball off and you'll be a eunuch but there's a support group for that I'm sure
Lizkins... carn!
Flipp, it's a tumour
. They'll have to cut your ball off and you'll be a eunuch but there's a support group for that I'm sure Lizkins... carn!
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss
i think its one of those muscles that controls the height of the nads, the one that contracts when you jump in the pool and relaxes when you get back in the spa. Maybe this topsy turvy weather has strained it. lol.
oh and gnat, don't laught too hard, a close mate of mine had to get one cut off because of cancer, he was lucky he didnt lose them both...
and he wants kids.
oh and gnat, don't laught too hard, a close mate of mine had to get one cut off because of cancer, he was lucky he didnt lose them both...
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what? what have i forgotten? Was it Arex? cos he is the only one i can think of that is that grossgnat wrote:Ah ta Lyntos, I'll just fetch my white crochet bikini. Last time I saw it, Jude from the Alby Mangels Show was wearing it
Flipp, it's a tumour
Lizkins... carn!
Dude!!flippo wrote:i think its one of those muscles that controls the height of the nads, the one that contracts when you jump in the pool and relaxes when you get back in the spa. Maybe this topsy turvy weather has strained it. lol.
oh and gnat, don't laught too hard, a close mate of mine had to get one cut off because of cancer, he was lucky he didnt lose them both...
Talk about taking the jam outta my doughnut!
maybe it's just an std then...
and dear lizkins..
None other..
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gnat wrote:Dude!!flippo wrote:i think its one of those muscles that controls the height of the nads, the one that contracts when you jump in the pool and relaxes when you get back in the spa. Maybe this topsy turvy weather has strained it. lol.
oh and gnat, don't laught too hard, a close mate of mine had to get one cut off because of cancer, he was lucky he didnt lose them both...
Talk about taking the jam outta my doughnut!
maybe it's just an std then...
and dear lizkins..
None other..
yeah i figured. Who else would make such an impression 
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(in honour of Lizkin's post in the chicks thread.)
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
- It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
- It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
- It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
- It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
- It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
DRS wrote:It’s uplifting while we drift through time,
‘cause we keep pushing the vibe.
Classic...system wrote:(in honour of Lizkin's post in the chicks thread.)
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
- It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
- It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
- It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
- It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
- It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
Only the meek get pinched...the bold survive
Goldsystem wrote:(in honour of Lizkin's post in the chicks thread.)
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
- It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
- It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
- It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
- It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
- It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
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damn you BOY!!!!!system wrote:(in honour of Lizkin's post in the chicks thread.)
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
- It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
- It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
- It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
- It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
- It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
That rules me out thenThat's what I'm talking about Liz. Boys aren't men until they're greying and receiving their superannuation payments...Lizkins wrote:system wrote:Lizkins wrote:BOY
Yeah you are. i reckon you are a boy til you are over 40, and its still under consideration even then
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female trick questions:
WIFE: If I died would you remarry?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you re-marry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face.)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: I guess that would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: Oohhh bummer!!!!!
WIFE: If I died would you remarry?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you re-marry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face.)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: I guess that would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: Oohhh bummer!!!!!
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DRS wrote:It’s uplifting while we drift through time,
‘cause we keep pushing the vibe.
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i love boys/men, they're funny and cute and give good hugs. boys/men are awesome <3 even though they piss me off sometimes. i think the only thing that reeeeeeeally pisses off about boys/men is when they fart really close to me and make me inhale their gas. i hope family guy isnt right when he says the sexiest thing a girl can do is love a man's gas. because i dont think i can do that.
sweetcheeks wrote:i love boys/men, they're funny and cute and give good hugs. boys/men are awesome <3 even though they piss me off sometimes. i think the only thing that reeeeeeeally pisses off about boys/men is when they fart really close to me and make me inhale their gas. i hope family guy isnt right when he says the sexiest thing a girl can do is love a man's gas. because i dont think i can do that.
"Love the gas Meg, it's why we're here, it's why we're here..."
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i love the way he says it. 'the sexiest thing a girl can ever do for a ghuy is luhv his gyass, luhv the gyas Meg, luhv the gyass"The Mixtress wrote:sweetcheeks wrote:i love boys/men, they're funny and cute and give good hugs. boys/men are awesome <3 even though they piss me off sometimes. i think the only thing that reeeeeeeally pisses off about boys/men is when they fart really close to me and make me inhale their gas. i hope family guy isnt right when he says the sexiest thing a girl can do is love a man's gas. because i dont think i can do that.
"Love the gas Meg, it's why we're here, it's why we're here..."
it also kind of scares me. i dont mind flatulence, if you gotta crack one off ye gotta crack one off, but making your ladyfriend inhale the aroma is a bit weird in my very humble and inexperienced opinion
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farts are the funniest things EVER! i giggle my arse off when i hear one, and also my boy and i would crack fart jokes all the time. pull my finger never got old for mesweetcheeks wrote:i love the way he says it. 'the sexiest thing a girl can ever do for a ghuy is luhv his gyass, luhv the gyas Meg, luhv the gyass"The Mixtress wrote:sweetcheeks wrote:i love boys/men, they're funny and cute and give good hugs. boys/men are awesome <3 even though they piss me off sometimes. i think the only thing that reeeeeeeally pisses off about boys/men is when they fart really close to me and make me inhale their gas. i hope family guy isnt right when he says the sexiest thing a girl can do is love a man's gas. because i dont think i can do that.
"Love the gas Meg, it's why we're here, it's why we're here..."
it also kind of scares me. i dont mind flatulence, if you gotta crack one off ye gotta crack one off, but making your ladyfriend inhale the aroma is a bit weird in my very humble and inexperienced opinion
sweetcheeks wrote:i love boys/men, they're funny and cute and give good hugs. boys/men are awesome <3 even though they piss me off sometimes. i think the only thing that reeeeeeeally pisses off about boys/men is when they fart really close to me and make me inhale their gas. i hope family guy isnt right when he says the sexiest thing a girl can do is love a man's gas. because i dont think i can do that.
Trish. You're too cute. I
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not hatin on the farts mr man, just the neccessity of sharing them wholly with the one you lovesystem wrote:if you're gonna diss the farts, then back to the chicks thread please.
(no endorsement of forced flatulence sharing here.)
i'm selfish, my farts are for me
georgia knows what i'm talking aboutdust wrote:sweetcheeks wrote:i love boys/men, they're funny and cute and give good hugs. boys/men are awesome <3 even though they piss me off sometimes. i think the only thing that reeeeeeeally pisses off about boys/men is when they fart really close to me and make me inhale their gas. i hope family guy isnt right when he says the sexiest thing a girl can do is love a man's gas. because i dont think i can do that.
I
another thing is lynx. i hate lynx. it reminds me of high school lockerrooms
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