Melbourne Beats

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:53 pm

What I want to know is when did Charlie Sheen become such an A grade douche bag?

Him and Emilio Estevez were like my childhood heroes man.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:06 pm

Charlie Sheen is, or at least used to be addicted to sex right?

Him working on 'Two And a Half Men' as Charlie Harper must be like a cocaine addict working on a cocaine plantation.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:17 pm

tru dat.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:54 pm

he was a full blown cocaine addict too if i remember.

i dont mind two and a half men, has its funny moments but unfortuantly masterchef usually wins at dinner time.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:55 pm

did anyone catch the vagina doco on sbs the other night? pretty full on....gash shown everywhere.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:05 pm

Fents wrote:he was a full blown cocaine addict too if i remember.

i dont mind two and a half men, has its funny moments but unfortuantly masterchef usually wins at dinner time.

Cocaine/sex addiction combined with money and fame.... could do worse...

Jinx · Post by **Jinx** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:11 pm

Yes! I saw it Fents. How graphic was it when they showed the chick getting her lips cut off with a scalpel. Ouch! I thought it was interesting all the guys they interviewed said they didn't really think about the looks of a vagina at all and were far more concerned about the smell or taste, yet these chicks as young as 14 still getting it done. Crazy stuff watching how much pain that girl went thru but still said it was worth it.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:15 pm

Dang. Are you guys talking about female circumcision?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:19 pm

they don't do fem circ for æsthetics do they?

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:20 pm

Direkt wrote:Dang. Are you guys talking about female circumcision?

nah vaginal augmentation.

Jinx · Post by **Jinx** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:22 pm

Nope. Labiaplasty/ Labia Minora reduction, was for chicks who thought their flaps hung to low. They also touched on hymen replacement for Muslim chicks who had had sex and were getting married and needed their hymen intact for their arranged husband...

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:26 pm

Ina lot of countries (including this one), porno mags aren't allowed to show protruding labias, so they airbrush them out. Then girls see these mags, think their muffs are "abnormal", and get such procedures done. Just another reason the Earth should be destroyed.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:28 pm

deviant wrote:they don't do fem circ for æsthetics do they?

No. It's an outdated, barbaric cultural thing.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:29 pm

Jinx wrote:Nope. Labiaplasty/ Labia Minora reduction, was for chicks who thought their flaps hung to low. They also touched on hymen replacement for Muslim chicks who had had sex and were getting married and needed their hymen intact for their arranged husband...

"Do your flaps hang low..."

Good tune that one.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:37 pm

It is indeed a strange practice.

I was reading an article about male circumcision in a Bangkok / English magazine in Thailand which was saying that there is evidence that circumcision can reduce the risk of men contracting HIV by up to 60% and should be common practice in developing countries or where the HIV rate is particularly high.

In the UK its not common to be circumcised for any other reason than religion and its a pretty contentious issue.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:38 pm

you know that calamari rings are made from circumcised dick skin don't you?

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:44 pm

thats why they're my favourite thing to nibble.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:52 pm

youthful_implants wrote:thats why they're my favourite thing to nibble.

fresh is best imo

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:57 pm

Spewtown. Population 2.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:04 pm

Kinda like it here.

Jinx · Post by **Jinx** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:37 pm

youthful_implants wrote:It is indeed a strange practice.

I was reading an article about male circumcision in a Bangkok / English magazine in Thailand which was saying that there is evidence that circumcision can reduce the risk of men contracting HIV by up to 60% and should be common practice in developing countries or where the HIV rate is particularly high.

In the UK its not common to be circumcised for any other reason than religion and its a pretty contentious issue.

They had a debate on 60mins or chn 7's Sunday the other week about how in our parents decade everyone got it (something like 80%) and it was common practice but now only 5-10% get it done in Aus. But now they are saying it should be done because it prevents HIV by up to 60% like you said. Then there was the other side saying it was mutilation and cruel and that education on hygiene and protection should be used to combat HIV. I hope I don't have a son any time soon because I wouldn't know WTF to do.

Jinx · Post by **Jinx** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:40 pm

Did anyone watch skins while it was on SBS? Just finished watching the series, not bad although the ending of season 2 sucked. Gonna start on the full series of Oz now.

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:04 pm

the doco on the qu'ran and islam on abc was good viewing

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:18 pm

Jinx wrote:
youthful_implants wrote:It is indeed a strange practice.

I was reading an article about male circumcision in a Bangkok / English magazine in Thailand which was saying that there is evidence that circumcision can reduce the risk of men contracting HIV by up to 60% and should be common practice in developing countries or where the HIV rate is particularly high.

In the UK its not common to be circumcised for any other reason than religion and its a pretty contentious issue.

They had a debate on 60mins or chn 7's Sunday the other week about how in our parents decade everyone got it (something like 80%) and it was common practice but now only 5-10% get it done in Aus. But now they are saying it should be done because it prevents HIV by up to 60% like you said. Then there was the other side saying it was mutilation and cruel and that education on hygiene and protection should be used to combat HIV. I hope I don't have a son any time soon because I wouldn't know WTF to do.

I think the issue is that surgical circumcision done under anaesthetic and circumcision done without as part of a religious ceremony are two different things.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:01 am

True Blood is back on and I couldn't be happier.

Really well written show, deep characters and suspenseful plotlines.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:55 am

I watched a doco last night about infant rape in South Africa...... fucking disturbing. Apparently it's a big problem over there. the main suspected cause is the myth that having sex with an virgin child will cure HIV

WTF is wrong with people?

apophenian · Post by **apophenian** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:51 am

I watched another doco about an indigenous man, a respected leader of his community, who was arrested for drunk driving, then the next morning was essentially allowed to bake in the back of a paddy wagon that had a broken air conditioner, as they drove for 4 hours to the nearby jail. They estimate the inside of the cell would have reached a temperature of 47 degrees, and the metal surfaces at least 56 degrees. The most help the guards gave was to throw some bottled water on him through the locked door.

When they got him to a hospital, the staff found a large burn down the side of his torso.

Completely tragic and shameful...

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:20 pm

apophenian wrote:I watched another doco about an indigenous man, a respected leader of his community, who was arrested for drunk driving, then the next morning was essentially allowed to bake in the back of a paddy wagon that had a broken air conditioner, as they drove for 4 hours to the nearby jail. They estimate the inside of the cell would have reached a temperature of 47 degrees, and the metal surfaces at least 56 degrees. The most help the guards gave was to throw some bottled water on him through the locked door.

When they got him to a hospital, the staff found a large burn down the side of his torso.

Completely tragic and shameful...

Disgusting. I saw something about that as well. Like a Divvy van made out of a metal shell.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:06 am

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914477

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:51 pm

deviant wrote:I watched a doco last night about infant rape in South Africa...... fucking disturbing. Apparently it's a big problem over there. the main suspected cause is the myth that having sex with an virgin child will cure HIV

WTF is wrong with people?

http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1030 ... e-raped%27

sooo shit

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:04 pm

Jinx wrote:Did anyone watch skins while it was on SBS? Just finished watching the series, not bad although the ending of season 2 sucked. Gonna start on the full series of Oz now.

Skins was one of my favourite shows.

Now I'm watching Mad Men on SBS but the last 2 episodes havent been that exciting :S

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:02 pm

The STIG unveiled on Top Gear!

Should i say who it is?

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:23 pm

Masterchef was outstanding last night!!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:42 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:The STIG unveiled on Top Gear!

Should i say who it is?

wtf??? UK or Aus version? Aus one still sucks but not much else on tele until The Contender last on

Hey does anyone know what Clarkson was showing the audience in the latest series? He kept saying 'i was on the internet and found this', then would show the audience something and they all cringed.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:47 pm

Uk version...

AIred on UK telly last night.

apophenian · Post by **apophenian** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:48 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:The STIG unveiled on Top Gear!

Should i say who it is?

It's on the age website for anyone who is interested... http://www.theage.com.au/news/entertain ... 66886.html

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:44 pm

bout to download Rome... heard it is good...

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:14 am

pretty sure shumacer wasn't actually the stig

quoting the age.....
_Following the show, a BBC spokeswoman would not confirm whether Schumacher was the genuine Stig, or if it was a stunt marking the new series of Top Gear.

However, she added: "You have to bear in mind that Top Gear is an entertainment programme."_

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:39 am

$450 pidgeon!

nom nom nom

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:12 am

Prob street pigeon tbh.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:23 pm

quick wrote:bout to download Rome... heard it is good...

Oh its fantastic! Really Really good show.. lots of boobies if your into that sort of thing too

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:05 pm

Sold.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:11 pm

jbs wrote:Prob street pigeon tbh.

Can always rely on you for good daytime commentry.

Post by **breaksRbest** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:33 pm

Ep 12 of Breaking Bad was farken awesome!

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:06 pm

tv blew up now must buy new one. dont like this process

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:16 pm

I like buying new TVs... sux if you got no cash though

breaksRbest wrote:Ep 12 of Breaking Bad was farken awesome!

can't wait for season 3

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:13 pm

Do people think digital top boxes will get cheaper or more expensive when digital TV is rolled out. I'm picking/ hoping that there will be a small window of opportunity for bargains as analogue sets are no longer sold and demand for the converters lapses.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:38 pm

^ wondering the same thing. sbs 2 and abc 2 always seem to have stuff on i want to watch.

Have just started watching Six Feet Under. Not bad at all.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:57 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:^ wondering the same thing. sbs 2 and abc 2 always seem to have stuff on i want to watch.

Have just started watching Six Feet Under. Not bad at all.

Oh Witty, I loved Six Feet Under. Morbid as all fuck when you think about it, but such interesting characters and they really develop them over the episodes. Brilliant show

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:51 pm

masterchef is best. also vote 1 chris. although would not eat his goose neck sausies or pig's heads

could not for that julia. she can GTFO. so can that other grinning chipmunk. chris or justine ftw