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skating is and always will be - cool.

thats all.

not if you wear skinny jeans to do it in

agree. but anyone wearing skinny jeans is not hot to me, even if they are hot.

i saw the HOTTEST guy on my plane back from brissie the other day. i mean HOT. compact, buff, inked all over, beanie, cutest face ever.

and he wrecked it by his skinny jeans.

its just not natural...

ghetto kitty wrote:

Hardy wrote:

huge wrote:deffo need to put the fear into him somehow

Rape him imo

i love how you argued my protestations about the censorship of the polyester girls in FB but you advocate rape all over MB..

Sexual assault and rape are two very differe... ah fuck it, you should know by now i'm probably the biggest hypcrite on the internets!

ghetto kitty wrote:agree. but anyone wearing skinny jeans is not hot to me, even if they are hot.

i saw the HOTTEST guy on my plane back from brissie the other day. i mean HOT. compact, buff, inked all over, beanie, cutest face ever.

and he wrecked it by his skinny jeans.

totally! I am sorry, but skinny or tight jeans on a guy is just a put off.

i love the look of skater boys mostly. bad boy, scruffy looking with baggy jeans and a t-shirt, mega hot to me

and tradies are buff, work with their hands and are generally a man's man styles.

couldn't for tradies tbh. and totes with you on the skinny jeans. fitted can look good on the right dude, but skin tight is very off putting. please leave something to the imagination fellas.

Blerg skinny jeans are evil on men. I just don't get it.
Gripe - I bought a real coffee from the coffee man at heidelberg station this morning, he makes great coffee but I think my body was so used to drinking shitty instant that I'm not in the middle of what I think is a caffine induced anxiety attack.. Heart is going a million miles and hr I keep feeling like I'm gonna throw up and and quite shakey....been trying to breath it out but its kinda hard, working on my own with no one to go and just sit and chat to

Lizkins wrote:

ghetto kitty wrote:agree. but anyone wearing skinny jeans is not hot to me, even if they are hot.

i saw the HOTTEST guy on my plane back from brissie the other day. i mean HOT. compact, buff, inked all over, beanie, cutest face ever.

and he wrecked it by his skinny jeans.

totally! I am sorry, but skinny or tight jeans on a guy is just a put off.

i love the look of skater boys mostly. bad boy, scruffy looking with baggy jeans and a t-shirt, mega hot to me

and tradies are buff, work with their hands and are generally a man's man styles.

Liz you crack me up!!

did you take that as a gay comment? or you just laughing at my taste in men?

could not for girlie men being sookie la las

Lizkins wrote:did you take that as a gay comment? or you just laughing at my taste in men?

could not for girlie men being sookie la las

Fuck youre a poofter liz

agree that most tradies are hot.

My own gotd: angryangryangryangry

There have been more boys in skinny jeans in my life than I would have predicted. Can be pretty hot tbh.

GK, next time plz catch in net.

i'm wearing reasonably skinny jeans. i wear them more cos i ride my bike everywhere and baggy jeans not only look a bit silly but are dangerous pon bike.

retzie wrote:There have been more boys in skinny jeans in my life than I would have predicted. Can be pretty hot tbh.

GK, next time plz catch in net.

srsly the guy on the plane was feckin gorgeous. and tbh i could see his swagger more in dem skinny jeans. but they instantly made me think - too young for kitteh.

huge wrote:i'm wearing reasonably skinny jeans. i wear them more cos i ride my bike everywhere and baggy jeans not only look a bit silly but are dangerous pon bike.

If you can move your legs well enough to peddle a push bike I wouldn't call em skinny jeans.

my calf muscles are bigger than them huhu.

ghetto kitty wrote:agree that most tradies are hot.

Lizkins wrote:did you take that as a gay comment? or you just laughing at my taste in men?

could not for girlie men being sookie la las

naw just funny the way you describe them!

Lol. Most tradies are hot in the same way that most lesbians are sexed up, smokin' hot, 20 year old bombshells.

Hardy wrote:Lol. Most tradies are hot in the same way that most lesbians are sexed up, smokin' hot, 20 year old bombshells.

totes! the number of foul tradies i encounter on my walk to work is ridiculous. hairy cracks and beer guts aplenty.

Hardy wrote:Lol. Most tradies are hot in the same way that most lesbians are sexed up, smokin' hot, 20 year old bombshells.

exactly.

ghetto kitty wrote:

retzie wrote:There have been more boys in skinny jeans in my life than I would have predicted. Can be pretty hot tbh.

GK, next time plz catch in net.

srsly the guy on the plane was feckin gorgeous. and tbh i could see his swagger more in dem skinny jeans. but they instantly made me think - too young for kitteh.

That's because you are old.

Deviant - i have no idea what that picture reference is.

LJ - fuck you asshole.

ghetto kitty wrote:srsly the guy on the plane was feckin gorgeous. and tbh i could see his swagger more in dem skinny jeans. but they instantly made me think - too young for kitteh.

Heh, should prolly work on the "too young for retzie" recognition skillz...

retzie wrote:

ghetto kitty wrote:srsly the guy on the plane was feckin gorgeous. and tbh i could see his swagger more in dem skinny jeans. but they instantly made me think - too young for kitteh.

Heh, should prolly work on the "too young for retzie" recognition skillz...

if there's grass on the wicket etc....

then mow it?

um?

english saying does not compute alex.

ghetto kitty wrote:Deviant - i have no idea what that picture reference is.

plumbers = tradies

ghetto kitty wrote:english saying does not compute alex.

If there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket (as in "let's have sex")

DO WE NEED TO SPELL EVERYTHING OUT FOR YOU>???!!

YES

I dont understand why women would complain about a preponderance of younger guys.

For most guys in reverse this is an awesome fact of life, and if you're the younger guy, you get to bang a cougar which is awesome for a whole different set of reasons.

if you just want secks then thats fine, but there are other things...

want to read a poem i wrote after dating one alex?

Younger boys don't send flowers, they send texts.
They don't think oral is important + are surprised when you swallow.
They refuse to kiss you in the morning +
Would be really embarrassed if they farted in front of you.

They are not comfortable in your house, and
Need to be told to lie down, take shoes off etc.
The sex is fumbling + they let you control,
No words are said for fear of what they could mean.

How easy though, to enjoy the flesh + then let them go,
To arch your back like a feline +
Not care when they say "thanks man" as you pass another spliff.
How great to admire the naivety, and enthusiasm and
Not wish to possess it at all !

my brother is banging a hot neurosurgeon in her mid 30s. he's 25 and i'm pretty sure he thinks he's pretty awesome.

witty_pseudonym wrote:

my brother is banging a hot neurosurgeon in her mid 30s. he's 25 and i'm pretty sure he thinks he's pretty awesome.

haha! the dress that was too party for the party!

ghetto kitty wrote:if you just want secks then thats fine, but there are other things...

want to read a poem i wrote after dating one alex?

Younger boys don't send flowers, they send texts.
They don't think oral is important + are surprised when you swallow.
They refuse to kiss you in the morning +
Would be really embarrassed if they farted in front of you.

They are not comfortable in your house, and
Need to be told to lie down, take shoes off etc.
The sex is fumbling + they let you control,
No words are said for fear of what they could mean.

How easy though, to enjoy the flesh + then let them go,
To arch your back like a feline +
Not care when they say "thanks man" as you pass another spliff.
How great to admire the naivety, and enthusiasm and
Not wish to possess it at all !

how old was he Bo, 14?

its a good poem BTW.

heh. hardly, early 20's.

tashma - you know who the boy is that inspired this poem!

you banged my brother!??!?!?!?!

lolololol

bwahahaha

nope.

not yet anyhow!

teehee

arghghghgh!







i think i have an idea who

huge wrote:

witty_pseudonym wrote:

my brother is banging a hot neurosurgeon in her mid 30s. he's 25 and i'm pretty sure he thinks he's pretty awesome.

haha! the dress that was too party for the party!

totes too party.

witty_pseudonym wrote:

my brother is banging a hot neurosurgeon in her mid 30s. he's 25 and i'm pretty sure he thinks he's pretty awesome.

At least when he fucks her brains out, she can operate and put her brains back in

hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
NICE ONE!

witty_pseudonym wrote: i think i have an idea who

yup hehehe

very loveable but was very young eh?

my gripe is the GODDAMN internets keeps failing. i cannot work like this. lucky ive quit eh?

Tash - who said i was checking out dirty old men tradies? puulllleeeaaasseeee

hot and generally around my age is pref, with muscles, manly hands, buff shoulders and arms

just looking is all

^^^ same here.

Lizkins wrote:just looking is all

the odd tattoo is also good, especially on the buff arms. hello!



okay i think i need a moment

Lizkins wrote:Tash - who said i was checking out dirty old men tradies? puulllleeeaaasseeee

No one did.

youthful_implants wrote:

Lizkins wrote:just looking is all

am single, can look

i mean you can look when in a relationship, but never really needed too cos boy was well hot.