Chicks thread - no boys allowed

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:38 pm

gnat wrote:naming tits or cocks is pretty ghey imo

would retreat quickly

i knew a guy who worked in xray who called his the light sabre though. that's pretty lol

word.

the old 'mister happy' uttered by ex boyfriends has made me shudder.....

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:44 pm

breaksRbest wrote:what's with naming them after stores that sell appliances? am I missing something?

is it coz they're White Goods?

That actually makes sense, but wasn't the reason.

There wasn't actually a reason.

Probably to do with it being two first names I think.

was a while ago though....

I'm going to run with "White Goods" from now on though - that makes me laugh

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:54 pm

there were kids over the road from me when i was little called jack and daniel.
i laughed when i was old enough to realise. mean.

but yes, naming your bits is definite cringe material imo.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:58 pm

You gotta call ya bits something less pritanical than "down there".
Always laughed at that Adama Sandelr skit about "cock and balls"

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:48 pm

got no issue at all with names for ya bits. who cares?!?!

Ultimate in girlie today, getting a haircut, facial and eye lash tint. WOOT! Never had a facial before and its free, cited!!!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:07 pm

wow eyelash tint! one for the blondies out there obviously!

so what is ya baps called then liz ?

i got two new skirts from route 66, kitty can has rockabilly sexy hips....

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:44 pm

i reckon eye lash tinting for anyone. looks teh awesome. plus saves on mascara.

lol not telling

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:49 pm

i wear blue mascara, love that eighties powder blue makeup...

can has electric blue lashes liz?

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:33 am

dunno, i get blue/black. I know they do other colours, just not sure which ones

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:43 am

lash tinting is awesome. would get done weekly if i remembered. i'm a mascara junkie. look like albino goanna without it. defo do the tint for summer- blue black win

dunno about electric blue gk but thanks for putting that track in my head tho lol

hate facial. can't hack people touching my face. don't find it relaxing. would rather massage- scalp, with wet hair. bliss way past the capabilities of orgasmatron

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:04 am

i'm changing my fella list:

hubby: clive owen (still!)
shag: benicio del toro
friend: ed norton
back up: sean penn

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:10 pm

gnat wrote: dunno about electric blue gk but thanks for putting that track in my head tho lol

on my knees...
beggin you please...
tell me what can i do...

i dont know if iva davies makes any list, anywhere heheh

i still dont like me hair really.
wistfully looking at pics of me with black hair. hmm.

same o · Post by **same o** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:22 pm

breaksRbest wrote:what's with naming them after stores that sell appliances? am I missing something?

is it coz they're White Goods?

maybe they were mad!!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:17 pm

Gillian Anderson gets hotter and hotter every year. I reckon I'd give gay a go for her.

Hot shot Maxim 2008. Schmokin'

same o · Post by **same o** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:35 pm

meh

rusty snatch tbh

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:57 pm

:gag:

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:00 pm

sAme'0 wrote:meh

rusty snatch tbh

gonna need shorts for summer. so hard to find right length, right cut, no bells and whistles

country road at dfo on weekers- singlet tops for $7.50 and little dresses for $10- reduced from 80 bucks! good quality. stocked up for coffs loungewear. recommend hitting

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:11 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:
gnat wrote: dunno about electric blue gk but thanks for putting that track in my head tho lol
on my knees...
beggin you please...
tell me what can i do...

i dont know if iva davies makes any list, anywhere heheh

i still dont like me hair really.
wistfully looking at pics of me with black hair. hmm.

GK, gunna put the toner question out there. Not speaking to my mother, so no toner answer coming any time soon.

If you go into hairhouse warehouse or something they'll help. ya, Trust me, toner will change the blond.

Someone just asked me how to spell awesome. The same person that asked if Ireland and Israel were the same country.

She is one of the reasons NOT to go blonde. Proves the theory, daily.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:14 pm

gnat wrote:
sAme'0 wrote:meh

rusty snatch tbh

gonna need shorts for summer. so hard to find right length, right cut, no bells and whistles

country road at dfo on weekers- singlet tops for $7.50 and little dresses for $10- reduced from 80 bucks! good quality. stocked up for coffs loungewear. recommend hitting

You like short shorts.

We like short shorts.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:22 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:
gnat wrote: dunno about electric blue gk but thanks for putting that track in my head tho lol
on my knees...
beggin you please...
tell me what can i do...

i dont know if iva davies makes any list, anywhere heheh

i still dont like me hair really.
wistfully looking at pics of me with black hair. hmm.
GK, gunna put the toner question out there. Not speaking to my mother, so no toner answer coming any time soon.

If you go into hairhouse warehouse or something they'll help. ya, Trust me, toner will change the blond.

Someone just asked me how to spell awesome. The same person that asked if Ireland and Israel were the same country.

She is one of the reasons NOT to go blonde. Proves the theory, daily.

hey! being blonde ain't all bad.

then again, more people seem to be opting for brunette than blonde these days, cept the dang Chapel bleach blonde dye jobs

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:25 pm

Omg, I didnt mean that to sounds so insulting!! And it did too, oh dear. Sorry lizzy, no insult to some blondes.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:33 pm

lol all good LMB, i knows you don't think that of me.

though sometimes i ring true on the blonde front, d'oh!

then again i have met some fricken dopey brunettes and red heads.

wonder how the blonde thing started in the first place though?

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:33 pm

i did go in there babe, they said basically as ive had years and years of black and then had it stripped,
no hairdresser will go the distance to make it blonde. they are too scared. and yes, it will make hair not happy.

liz > blondes are great, i was one for years, but when your naturally very dark brunette all that bleaching HAS to something to your IQ i reckon

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:35 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:
gnat wrote:
sAme'0 wrote:meh

rusty snatch tbh

gonna need shorts for summer. so hard to find right length, right cut, no bells and whistles

country road at dfo on weekers- singlet tops for $7.50 and little dresses for $10- reduced from 80 bucks! good quality. stocked up for coffs loungewear. recommend hitting
You like short shorts.

We like short shorts.

never!!

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:25 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:i did go in there babe, they said basically as ive had years and years of black and then had it stripped,
no hairdresser will go the distance to make it blonde. they are too scared. and yes, it will make hair not happy.

liz > blondes are great, i was one for years, but when your naturally very dark brunette all that bleaching HAS to something to your IQ i reckon

Well that sucks then doesnt it.

Post by **Friday** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:52 pm

sAme'0 wrote:rusty snatch tbh

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:22 pm

some cool stuff here: http://georgielove.com/

great for pressies

melb designers reprezent!

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:28 pm

cameron diaz' fella is raaaaaaaaow. gimme

ex drug pig- mad cred

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:21 pm

lol Gnatty, haven't seen. who is it.

nice one on the link too.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:09 pm

i said goddamn!

J Gal · Post by **J Gal** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:14 pm

http://www.bob.net.au/

most beautiful shop in btown... Its my mecca. Shop owner Sonya is so great, and she stocks misery. So i is teh happy. Check her stuff out!

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:27 pm

cute name and site j

lotsa bunny stuff!

J Gal · Post by **J Gal** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:39 pm

gnat wrote:cute name and site j

lotsa bunny stuff!

Thought you'd like it natty! Josh got me the most AMAZING bunny bag from there. Its a one off and super super cute. I think you spend bare cash in there! The atmosphere is beautiful in there. I go in @ least once a week to chat to sonya. LOVE IT

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:45 pm

so i working wit this chick who has bitch screaming at high levels. she is one of the Partners and i had a fight with her last week and now she won't talk to me. i am pretty much ignoring her back cos i can't be bothered with her shit. not sure what else to do anyways. i could be sickly nice so she has no cause to be a bitch, but i reckon she would be anyways. The woman cannot be wrong! she looks and acts like a man and if she doesn't what you say or do she literally turns her back on you.

farkin frustrating and then some.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:20 pm

tell a colleague you're confused about her gender

have a giggle together- it's always nice to share flaming- excellent bonding

ace ventura bunch o grapes scene for the win

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:13 pm

lol

yeah some people who heard the argument told me the next day they were quietly cheering me on. no one ever talks back to her, but i had had enough

she actually just came and talked to me for the first time in over a week.

ahhhh maturity, gotta love it aye

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:34 pm

ladies, id just like to say how great it is to be seeing a really sweet, intelligent, attentive adult man.

and, he's hot.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:59 pm

well then

good in the scratcher too?

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:03 pm

lol apols kitty

i've been re4ading irish book and the terms crack me up so much

scratcher lollllllllllllllz

best

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:10 pm

is the scratcher code for my mut or for bed?

or is it a cat scratcher, the first thing that came to mind?

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:10 pm

Lizkins wrote:so i working wit this chick who has bitch screaming at high levels. she is one of the Partners and i had a fight with her last week and now she won't talk to me. i am pretty much ignoring her back cos i can't be bothered with her shit. not sure what else to do anyways. i could be sickly nice so she has no cause to be a bitch, but i reckon she would be anyways. The woman cannot be wrong! she looks and acts like a man and if she doesn't what you say or do she literally turns her back on you.

A perfect opportunity to stab her I would have thought?

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:39 am

lol elly- excellent suggestion

scratcher is the bed GK- i just wanted to use that word!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:09 pm

elysium wrote:
Lizkins wrote:so i working wit this chick who has bitch screaming at high levels. she is one of the Partners and i had a fight with her last week and now she won't talk to me. i am pretty much ignoring her back cos i can't be bothered with her shit. not sure what else to do anyways. i could be sickly nice so she has no cause to be a bitch, but i reckon she would be anyways. The woman cannot be wrong! she looks and acts like a man and if she doesn't what you say or do she literally turns her back on you.

A perfect opportunity to stab her I would have thought?

LOL nice Elly *stab stab stab* i can do that

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:39 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:ladies, id just like to say how great it is to be seeing a really sweet, intelligent, attentive adult man.

and, he's hot.

we're going out??! how did I not know this??!

add absent minded to that list.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:43 pm

omg.

you told me I was the only 'one' you could remember.

now im crushed!

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:50 pm

so many chicks, never enough time.

awfully sorry.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:52 pm

designer sunglasses are ridiculously expensive seeing i'll be sick of them in 6 months, if not lost them by then

but then the pair i've seen is the only pair i've LOVVVVVED in ages

how much is too much? considering mad polarised lense business and the like

also has anyone heard of baby phat brand? hip hop pimpin slutz brand i think. they have a really cool pair i like too but a) i've never heard of them and b) they're not polarised

which is why they're like an eighth of the price of missonis..

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?!!1wjhf3oiqrh3q04985yur09OZEWGtae 3tsyh5esd

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:53 pm

polarised ftw, helps ya see the fish's in the water when ya fishing gnatty

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:54 pm

oRly?!

i'm going fishing in coffs fenstwa!

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:56 pm

Polarised FTW.

Picked up some nais raybans and am determined to look after them. So much better than my last few pairs of sunnies (Anon dodgy Burton-owned snowboard brand with lenses that fell out, and Spy that were scratched to shit).