Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:05 pm
morning y'all
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TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:10 pm
Fuking Windows VISTA: trying to set up programs for new girl in the office. Impossible. Can not even get her onto the network let alone capatible with industry specific programs.
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:17 pm
why are you using vista?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:28 pm
i like vista. it's been all good for me so far... got it about 2 months ago and not a single problem yet...
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:36 pm
a friend got his laptop stolen, got it replaced with one running vista.
none of his music programs would work, were compatible with the glitches in vista.
could not get help from vista, the web geeks or any of his programmer friends.
wanted to throw the new laptop out window.
spent five days tearing hishair out, then somehow got winodws and vista installed on top of each other. now, wont tell anynoe how!
hehehehehhehe
none of his music programs would work, were compatible with the glitches in vista.
could not get help from vista, the web geeks or any of his programmer friends.
wanted to throw the new laptop out window.
spent five days tearing hishair out, then somehow got winodws and vista installed on top of each other. now, wont tell anynoe how!
hehehehehhehe
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:51 pm
The Mixtress wrote:I REALLY like that pic Lynt...did you do that???
It's very confronting considering how peaceful the lady looks, how relaxed she is next to (what looks like) a barking toothy dog.
The pup's probably yawning, but it looks like it's screaming at her (a'la Come To Daddy filmclip).
The white contrasting with her auburn hair is pretty neat too.
noice.
Nah, found it on Flickr.
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:55 pm
Rhonda Dean wrote: there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:57 pm
mrj wrote:Rhonda Dean wrote: there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view
i love that movie
and yeah, i hear Vista ain't all that okay
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:00 pm
MASSIVE BIGGUPS to whoever it is in my office that has nothing but a file called "ANAL DELUX ANTHOCLOGY" in their iTunes sharing folder for all to see. LOL!
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:05 pm
bring back teh revive drum and bass thread
i just wanted to be in before the lock
i just wanted to be in before the lock
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:06 pm
Bwahahaflippo wrote:MASSIVE BIGGUPS to whoever it is in my office that has nothing but a file called "ANAL DELUX ANTHOCLOGY" in their iTunes sharing folder for all to see. LOL!
that must sound like shit
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:25 pm
lol... users.ghetto kitty wrote:a friend got his laptop stolen, got it replaced with one running vista.
none of his music programs would work, were compatible with the glitches in vista.
could not get help from vista, the web geeks or any of his programmer friends.
wanted to throw the new laptop out window.
spent five days tearing hishair out, then somehow got winodws and vista installed on top of each other. now, wont tell anynoe how!
hehehehehhehe
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:27 pm
lol xp and make it look like 2000 in before a lock
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:29 pm
I ain't using it. But the girl who is replacing me got a new laptop (Which i guess means I am going to get to keep mine - BIGUPS) and the one they bought her has vista.
nightmare so far. My tech does not even have a sniff how to get it on the network, espiaclly wireless. May have to retrun to a network cable. pft.
wasting my time here.
nightmare so far. My tech does not even have a sniff how to get it on the network, espiaclly wireless. May have to retrun to a network cable. pft.
wasting my time here.
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:34 pm
TTAN!!!!Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:40 pm
it's a piece of piss!DBoy wrote:I ain't using it. But the girl who is replacing me got a new laptop (Which i guess means I am going to get to keep mine - BIGUPS) and the one they bought her has vista.
nightmare so far. My tech does not even have a sniff how to get it on the network, espiaclly wireless. May have to retrun to a network cable. pft.
wasting my time here.
i charge $100 an hour
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:43 pm
My thought of the day
When all else fails go to the accounting standards....there you will find the answer.
And i did.
Big Ups to AASB 1031 you have solved my problem
When all else fails go to the accounting standards....there you will find the answer.
And i did.
Big Ups to AASB 1031 you have solved my problem
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:47 pm
I charge $50 an hour... but it takes me twice as longhuge wrote:it's a piece of piss!DBoy wrote:I ain't using it. But the girl who is replacing me got a new laptop (Which i guess means I am going to get to keep mine - BIGUPS) and the one they bought her has vista.
nightmare so far. My tech does not even have a sniff how to get it on the network, espiaclly wireless. May have to retrun to a network cable. pft.
wasting my time here.
i charge $100 an hour
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:48 pm
done. First time the tech had worked with it. done now. but i'll keep you in mind lads. 
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:49 pm
except for the printers, still not done there.
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:22 pm
Lessons in Management
Lesson 3
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story: The asshole is usually in charge!!
Lesson 3
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story: The asshole is usually in charge!!
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:24 pm
^^^ thats very William Burroughs....
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:35 pm
does that mean it onlytakes Huge 1 minute, hehehe, I mean huhuhuhquick wrote:I charge $50 an hour... but it takes me twice as longhuge wrote:it's a piece of piss!DBoy wrote:I ain't using it. But the girl who is replacing me got a new laptop (Which i guess means I am going to get to keep mine - BIGUPS) and the one they bought her has vista.
nightmare so far. My tech does not even have a sniff how to get it on the network, espiaclly wireless. May have to retrun to a network cable. pft.
wasting my time here.
i charge $100 an hour
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:08 pm
OMG, there's someone that works here call Daniel Johns
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:11 pm
process of elimination as peeps left the office, it was a chick. LOLageflippo wrote:MASSIVE BIGGUPS to whoever it is in my office that has nothing but a file called "ANAL DELUX ANTHOCLOGY" in their iTunes sharing folder for all to see. LOL!
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:08 pm
Holy truck.
Installing groundwater monitoring wells near a landfill site. There would have been about 4-5000 seagulls just flying around, eating some trash and flying around some more. At one point about 400 crows joined in. Dead birds were lying everythere and rats were running all over them.
I need to carry my camera more often. That shit was so Hitchcock it wasn't funny.
Installing groundwater monitoring wells near a landfill site. There would have been about 4-5000 seagulls just flying around, eating some trash and flying around some more. At one point about 400 crows joined in. Dead birds were lying everythere and rats were running all over them.
I need to carry my camera more often. That shit was so Hitchcock it wasn't funny.
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:10 pm
damned wigned rats them seagulls, crows on the other hand, as devious as they are, have personality and character, did they end up having a fight with the seagulls? 4k of seagulls vs 400 Crows, would be cool to watchC.I.A. wrote:Holy truck.
Installing groundwater monitoring wells near a landfill site. There would have been about 4-5000 seagulls just flying around, eating some trash and flying around some more. At one point about 400 crows joined in. Dead birds were lying everythere and rats were running all over them.
I need to carry my camera more often. That shit was so Hitchcock it wasn't funny.
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:13 pm
Fuck yeah. Crows are so smart. You seen that stuff where the crows drop the walnuts under the car tyres, wait for red lights and stroll up to the crushed walnuts?? Corvidae will inherit the skies.almax wrote:damned wigned rats them seagulls, crows on the other hand, as devious as they are, have personality and character, did they end up having a fight with the seagulls? 4k of seagulls vs 400 Crows, would be cool to watchC.I.A. wrote:Holy truck.
Installing groundwater monitoring wells near a landfill site. There would have been about 4-5000 seagulls just flying around, eating some trash and flying around some more. At one point about 400 crows joined in. Dead birds were lying everythere and rats were running all over them.
I need to carry my camera more often. That shit was so Hitchcock it wasn't funny.
Corvids contain the largest brain, relative to their body size, of any bird. Based on a brain-to-body ratio, the corvid brain equals that of a chimpanzee, is roughly the same as a dolphin, and is only slightly lower than a human [16]. Their intelligence is evident due to the long developmental period of the young. By remaining with the parents, the young have more opportunities to learn necessary skills.
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:24 pm
no i haven't, but it sounds nuts!
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:52 pm
I saw that on telly once CIA...fucking amazing stuff. I think it was in Japan or Thailand or something. Seeing them wait for the pedestrian lights before collecting their booty blew my mind 
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:08 pm
My second thought of the day....when all else fail look at the auditing standards.
Big Ups ASA 320
Big Ups ASA 320
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:38 am
My thought for the day:
Fart Pockets
Why is it that you get pockets of fart in Officeworks?? Do people save up their farts and release them stealth-bomber style in the stapler aisle because they have some sort of fart-fetish?? Fair enough with the fart pockets in Minotaur. Geeks can't help having no social skills and subsisting on a diet of warm coke and corn chips, but Officeworks?? WTF??
And while I am on the subject of fart pockets, does anyone else get embarrassed when they find one in the back of a store and run out of it quickly not only because the air stinks like tramp anus, but also because they don't want to be labeled as a fart pocketer??
I was bored on the tram this am.
Fart Pockets
Why is it that you get pockets of fart in Officeworks?? Do people save up their farts and release them stealth-bomber style in the stapler aisle because they have some sort of fart-fetish?? Fair enough with the fart pockets in Minotaur. Geeks can't help having no social skills and subsisting on a diet of warm coke and corn chips, but Officeworks?? WTF??
And while I am on the subject of fart pockets, does anyone else get embarrassed when they find one in the back of a store and run out of it quickly not only because the air stinks like tramp anus, but also because they don't want to be labeled as a fart pocketer??
I was bored on the tram this am.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:52 am
morning ppl..
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:39 am
Good morning CIA, good morning Spiral.
CIA, it's the empty aisle scenario...it feels safe from prying noses. Empty passages allow the freedom to empty passages.
I run from pockets too. I can't imagine anyone would walk through a pocket and stop to appreciate.
CIA, it's the empty aisle scenario...it feels safe from prying noses. Empty passages allow the freedom to empty passages.
I run from pockets too. I can't imagine anyone would walk through a pocket and stop to appreciate.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:07 am
hi hi hi
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:09 am
Morning all you fart pocketers!
Personally farting is one of my favorite past times.
I hate4 getting up early to finish off work, it sucks, bed was so nice this morning, you know when you just have those moments when you think that you could just stay there forever. I should shut up coz I'm tempted just to go and crawl back in.
Personally farting is one of my favorite past times.
I hate4 getting up early to finish off work, it sucks, bed was so nice this morning, you know when you just have those moments when you think that you could just stay there forever. I should shut up coz I'm tempted just to go and crawl back in.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:47 am
The Anna-Nicole Smith doll
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:59 am
morning ladies and gents
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:59 am
morning! 
lol cia- we've been here before- myer city basement is one huge fart pocket
mad pub dinner last night- empress ftw or fugettaboutit. sticks pinot next to fire is nais
cruisy day ahead after slaying meetings and presentation
and bench is now officially in melbs karlos!- already got myself a hoodie
o/s trip coming together nicely
1 V 100 thing tonight which'll be a laugh at least and black cat gins and fine tunes post
life is good
lol cia- we've been here before- myer city basement is one huge fart pocket
mad pub dinner last night- empress ftw or fugettaboutit. sticks pinot next to fire is nais
cruisy day ahead after slaying meetings and presentation
and bench is now officially in melbs karlos!- already got myself a hoodie
o/s trip coming together nicely
1 V 100 thing tonight which'll be a laugh at least and black cat gins and fine tunes post
life is good
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:26 am
Good luck tonight Gnat...
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:31 am
Nice re: bench gnatwa!
Just walked to the city from Elgin St, counted 16 trams down Swanston thanks to a broken down heap of shit at Queensberry St. Naff.
Just walked to the city from Elgin St, counted 16 trams down Swanston thanks to a broken down heap of shit at Queensberry St. Naff.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:59 am
lynt wrote:Nice re: bench gnatwa!
Just walked to the city from Elgin St, counted 16 trams down Swanston thanks to a broken down heap of shit at Queensberry St. Naff.
had to bloody walk to work. i was late Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:13 am
lol. at officeworks eh?C.I.A. wrote:My thought for the day:
Fart Pockets
Why is it that you get pockets of fart in Officeworks?? Do people save up their farts and release them stealth-bomber style in the stapler aisle because they have some sort of fart-fetish?? Fair enough with the fart pockets in Minotaur. Geeks can't help having no social skills and subsisting on a diet of warm coke and corn chips, but Officeworks?? WTF??
And while I am on the subject of fart pockets, does anyone else get embarrassed when they find one in the back of a store and run out of it quickly not only because the air stinks like tramp anus, but also because they don't want to be labeled as a fart pocketer??
I was bored on the tram this am.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:23 am
morning gang...
gnatwa > yay for everything!
im a bit the same atm.
wooooooooot.
gnatwa > yay for everything!
im a bit the same atm.
wooooooooot.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:23 am
morning y'all
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:43 am
morning all.
my kittens have found a new favourite place to sleep - on the clothes to be washed in the laundry basket on top of the washing machine.
silly boys!
my kittens have found a new favourite place to sleep - on the clothes to be washed in the laundry basket on top of the washing machine.
silly boys!Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:47 am
Morning all
CIA - lol at fart pockets.
Go Gnatty for tonight. i might come to Black Cat and celebrate with youse lot. Been too long
CIA - lol at fart pockets.
Go Gnatty for tonight. i might come to Black Cat and celebrate with youse lot. Been too long
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:09 pm
ssshhhH!!!!gnat wrote:and bench is now officially in melbs karlos!- already got myself a hoodie
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:29 pm
haha- BENCH!!
already got myself on the glue contacts list for the fresh stock
thanx for good tidings kids- it's only the audition but sif they wouldn't take us- we're interesting people. i'm so not wearing a pvc nurse's uniform though- as was suggested by someone. maybe we just wear white- and look like branch dividians
yes lizkins- come to BC- hopefully be there between 9 and 10.
:bombay:
already got myself on the glue contacts list for the fresh stock
thanx for good tidings kids- it's only the audition but sif they wouldn't take us- we're interesting people. i'm so not wearing a pvc nurse's uniform though- as was suggested by someone. maybe we just wear white- and look like branch dividians
yes lizkins- come to BC- hopefully be there between 9 and 10.
:bombay:
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:45 pm
Just heard a weird tidbit.
If Myspace was a country, it would be the 11th most populated country in the world.
If Myspace was a country, it would be the 11th most populated country in the world.