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mixtress wrote:"this one's great if your girlfriend or wife wants to use it because we've DUMBED DOWN the menu"
You: "*Gasp* Surely you shouldn't be letting them handle heavy machinery??"

Cereal though, if you want to try to do something youself, I'd go for low-key. For the most part, they probably don't even realise they are being inappropriate for the workplace. If you try for the "You can't say that!" approach, you'll just get defensive monkey-noises. If you can highlight when they have crossed a line in a vaguely entertaining, non-screaming-banshee way, you might get them starting to think twice. Otherwise, I'd just wait until the end of your probation. Presumably you'll have a review, likely with someone obliged to be PC (at least on paper). Then I'd mention the 'boys club expressions' needing a bit of an update for the 21st century.

The last thing you want is to get the "Oh, sorry, I forgot - we can't say that when Mixxy's here". (You will probably get this anyway though tbh :?)

PS. I fucken hate insinuations of cock-suckery when it comes to my career. Being outnumbered about 20:1 in my field, they are not nearly as frequent as they could be, but jesus fuck do they make me want to vomit. Haven't people seen any male mathematicians???
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retzie wrote:[
PS. I fucken hate insinuations of cock-suckery when it comes to my career. Being outnumbered about 20:1 in my field, they are not nearly as frequent as they could be, but jesus fuck do they make me want to vomit.
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retzie wrote: Haven't people seen any male mathematicians???

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^His radio persona is more pleasing than his camera persona...
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aroes, that's one* who has made it in the media. Whaddaya reckon the normal ones look like ;)

* Not a real mathematician - never finished PhD.
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wait let's just be clear, degree or no degree, he's a hottie no?
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:lol:

NO

he looks as if he was dropped on his head at birth, hence why he has no degree.
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SEXIST!
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ghetto kitty wrote:he looks as if he was dropped on his head at birth
Now he has the same IQ as a woman?

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nobody likes a smart arse. :teef:
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only hotties have degrees.
i'm working on my second - masters of HOTNESS
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Amick wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:he looks as if he was dropped on his head at birth
Now he has the same IQ as a woman?

:teef:
One of the hottest birds I know is a mathematician WITH a PhD. Reckon he's pretty much failed on both counts :smt023
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I couldn't handle going out with a woman as smart as me...




















luckily mine is twice as smart. :teef:
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ghetto kitty wrote:
Blaxter wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote: depending on the industry you are in, sometimes you just have to suck it
thanks for that j :P

I would like to state for the record, that i have never sucked a cock to get where i am.

however, i just met with a female dj who has been told she can have gigs if she gets jiggy with certain promoters!
one even tried to get her to come to his 'beachhouse' for payment for a gig!
I haven't got to where I am to start sucking cock but where is this 'beachhouse' you speak of?
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probs a caravan with annex in inverloch tbh.
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there's some nice 'beaches' in inverloch!
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fuck you guys are cracking me up today.
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Melbeats is almost back to form.
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fucken hypocrisy imo
now we need a fite
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Stop throwing shit round Deviant.....
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deviant teh shit stirrer imo (bans pls)
anyway so what did you guise do with the poo anyway?
waste paper bin for cleaner to pick up at 7pm?
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Why on earth is there so much fighting between the boys in the chicks thread? Whats everyone on their rags are they :P
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shut it woman
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Aw nic, thats the most charming thing someones said to me all week :D
I wuv you!
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Thanks everyone :D It's a fine line I have to walk and it's crappy that I have to be careful about what I say and everyone else gets carte blanche. Fuck that. Every single day I have to close my mouth when inside my mind's eye I'm bashing their fucking skulls in. If I were black and they made racist jokes no one would stand for it. If I were disabled and they made jokes the same goes. I can't believe in this day and age women are still belittled for laughs. We're in 2010, right?
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mixtress wrote: Fuck that. If I were black and they made racist jokes no one would stand for it. If I were disabled and they made jokes the same goes. I can't believe in this day and age women are still belittled for laughs. We're in 2010, right?
i agree its fucked.

But disabled/black/asian/tattooed/gay/ranga/fat people get made fun of by the majority ALL the fucking time babe!
especially in workplaces where mindless stereotypical banter and laura bungle discussions is often all they have in common with each other.
its not just women who cop it.
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ghetto kitty wrote:BLAH BLAH BLAH laura bungle
it's Lara

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you need a job.

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GK I never said it was. But you have to admit that there's faaar more being said in public about racism than sexism. How many movies and do we see tackling racism? I can think of a couple of commercials about discrimination toward disabled people but I can't think of one that shows a woman being bullied verbally, put down and laughed at.

Knowing the people at work, I'm sure they would defend a black man being blatantly discriminated against. I would too, but for some reason I can't do it for myself.
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not very funnie imo
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so i keep hearing about the wonders of mineral foundation.
is it betterer or what? i'm after something that won't melt off in humid conditions and doesn't feel too caked on.

on a side note: my spending freeze sucks and i keep seeing clothes i want (of course there was NOTHING around when i wasn't trying to save as much). also, i'll be saying goodbye to my multi coloured hair for the first time in over 6 years. back to boring for a while. :(

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o gog i forgot about thus thread
have to go a find a new underage fixation to post
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lol @ nic

Need more pictures Peaches Geldolf doing smack with random strangers.
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witty_pseudonym wrote:so i keep hearing about the wonders of mineral foundation.
is it betterer or what? i'm after something that won't melt off in humid conditions and doesn't feel too caked on.

on a side note: my spending freeze sucks and i keep seeing clothes i want (of course there was NOTHING around when i wasn't trying to save as much). also, i'll be saying goodbye to my multi coloured hair for the first time in over 6 years. back to boring for a while. :(

/girly

i tried mineral and didn't like it. if you have any pores on your face it shows them up heaps more, so sidey of the nose looks terrible usually. also i was shiny shine after a few hours. not cool at all.

i am using Clinique Real Make-up at the mo. its more than a tinted moisturiser, but not thick at all and stays on really well, and not much shiney shine which is good.
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hmmm - i kind of suspected that it might look cakey after a while. i don't have shiney issues - but probs will when it's humid as fark. the natio foundation i use is pretty hopeless as i discovered when in byron, so want to try and find something else before i go o/s.
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MAC foundation all the way ladies. the rest of my shizznit is priceline :lol:
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priceline is da bomb! i got my cleanser and toner for $6 cos i had my $12 voucher. booya! loves a bargin!

i use Mac powder for during the day, but its got lots of talc in it which is apparently bad for your skin, so i try not to use it much

not sure what is really gonna beat the heat fully though Tashma, cos ya can't combat sweat!

apparently Dove tinted moisturiser is good according to some chickies here at work.
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tashma, if you are gonna be in india, leave the heavy make up along with your snazzy hair! go ala natural! earth mumma saving the planet one un clogged pore at a time! ;)

although, the kohl the ladies put under their eyes looks purty and has heat repelling properties, so methinks a bit o kohl and some henna may be your new friends ;)
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Yeah i'm not really planning on wearing much make-up at all over there, but just wouldn't mind taking something that doesn't drip off my face as soon as it touches it in case i land a date with Shah Rukh Khan. :lol:

Man it will be so nice not to have to kit up in stockings and heels and skirts and do my hair and face every day to go to work!!

edit: not that i have to, but i do anyways...
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sarong and sandals ftmfw!

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nic wrote:o gog i forgot about thus thread
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Blaxter wrote:lol @ nic

Need more pictures Peaches Geldolf doing smack with random strangers.
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kronz wrote:
Blaxter wrote:lol @ nic

Need more pictures Peaches Geldolf doing smack with random strangers.
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we need some Moar Girls n here.
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nekkid or otehrwise?
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Thats teh way YI.
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ghetto kitty wrote::roll:
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