Melbourne Beats

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:01 pm**

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

Hey, can I get your number? 'Cause I lost that other girl's

Do you have ninjas in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kickin'!

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:08 pm**

my fellow internet people

I just started a relationship a few weeks ago and it's going very very well....
so what do you buy someone for valentines day who you're still in the honeymoon phase of a relationship with (ie - sex is on tap, so don't say "a root" )

teddy anyone?

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:10 pm**

teddy

not if you ever want sex again id say......
probably nothing, see how much she really does like you.

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:15 pm**

what type of teddy are we speaking about? A teddy bear or a one piece lacey g-string teddy that would make my misses slap me if i got one for her?

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:18 pm**

get her a ticket to the globe world cup

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:20 pm**

a furry teddy not some pansy 50's nightdress thing. Crotchless glowing PVC pants anyone?

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:38 pm**

keep going, I'm writing these down

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:44 pm**

one of those gimpy red ball contraptions maybe? for her mouth

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:46 pm**

you mean a cricket ball?

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:53 pm**

the way to a girls heart is through a suit like this... buy one and wear it to dinner monday night.

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:57 pm**

"Cmon, who is this guy? Look at this guy"

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:02 pm**

spot on man... was gonna say it but i left it for you

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:19 pm**

he looks like he should play breaks.... in melbourne?

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:27 pm**

patent wrote:he looks like he should play breaks.... in melbourne?

Now thats funny.

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:32 pm**

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:47 pm**

great_magnet wrote:I'm doing a bed & breakfast plus dinner at De Bortoli's combo in the Yarra Valley, followed by a spot of picnic action.

Looking forward to a little getaway....

PHWOAR! no messing around there! Hmm i will need to go shopping for my Valentines supplies on Monday. If i get them on the weekend the boy will say 'what is all that for?"

Monday = spoil RB Misson Day

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:51 pm**

SoulWhiteMan wrote:my fellow internet people

I just started a relationship a few weeks ago and it's going very very well....
so what do you buy someone for valentines day who you're still in the honeymoon phase of a relationship with (ie - sex is on tap, so don't say "a root" )

teddy anyone?

cook her dinner!! I reckon some of the best meals my man cooked me were when i'd just met and he was all out to impress. i havent forgotten those dinners...... asked him why i dont get any like that now!?! his reply, because the company credit card isnt paying for the food

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:20 pm**

patent wrote:he looks like he should play breaks.... in melbourne?

minus the red leathers and ridiculous gesture of corse... sorry.. could have been taken the wrong way.

Posted: **Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:35 pm**

SoulWhiteMan wrote:my fellow internet people

I just started a relationship a few weeks ago and it's going very very well....
so what do you buy someone for valentines day who you're still in the honeymoon phase of a relationship with (ie - sex is on tap, so don't say "a root" )

teddy anyone?

Something you do together instead of something you give when it's new I reckon...

Cookings a good one, so is picnic, oh.. and although you said not to say a root... hire a really slick car for the day and having sex in that can't be beaten

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:04 am**

hahaah! thats a novel idea!

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:36 am**

Blush wrote:
SoulWhiteMan wrote:my fellow internet people

I just started a relationship a few weeks ago and it's going very very well....
so what do you buy someone for valentines day who you're still in the honeymoon phase of a relationship with (ie - sex is on tap, so don't say "a root" )

teddy anyone?
Something you do together instead of something you give when it's new I reckon...

Cookings a good one, so is picnic, oh.. and although you said not to say a root... hire a really slick car for the day and having sex in that can't be beaten

Just watch the upholstery â€“ you wanna get your deposit back.

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:14 pm**

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:16 pm**

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:37 pm**

Nothing says sleep with me like a single red rose - bonus if the dude in the next cube at works mum owns a florist!!

He's literally ordering dozens for us all... I'm hitting up anyone I'm remotely interested in with a rose ; )

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:46 pm**

I give everyone a free love heart choccy when they buy a single rose. Just incase the flower alone doesn't do it!

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:49 pm**

Valentines Day..... I just dont get it??

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:53 pm**

Kirts wrote:Valentines Day..... I just dont get it??

What's not to get? Its the ONLY day in the year where you get the fantastic opportunity to pay literally twice the price for any red rose arrangement, and an extra $1.50 for every single red rose. Are you trying to say that you are going to pass this up?

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:56 pm**

Ani wrote: What's not to get? Its the ONLY day in the year where you get the fantastic opportunity to pay literally twice the price for any red rose arrangement, and an extra $1.50 for every single red rose. Are you trying to say that you are going to pass this up?

What do you mean "get the chance to".

Should read "are forced to (by fear of withholding of goods and or services)"

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:56 pm**

Shag or STFU

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:58 pm**

Hardy wrote: Shag or STFU

Groom of STFU

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:58 pm**

Ani wrote:What's not to get? Its the ONLY day in the year where you get the fantastic opportunity to pay literally twice the price for any red rose arrangement, and an extra $1.50 for every single red rose. Are you trying to say that you are going to pass this up?

EXACTLEY

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:58 pm**

quick wrote:
Hardy wrote: Shag or STFU
Groom of STFU

Take me with winnits, or not at all.

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:58 pm**

jbs wrote:
Ani wrote: What's not to get? Its the ONLY day in the year where you get the fantastic opportunity to pay literally twice the price for any red rose arrangement, and an extra $1.50 for every single red rose. Are you trying to say that you are going to pass this up?
What do you mean "get the chance to".

Should read "are forced to (by fear of withholding of goods and or services)"

Ahem... i was being sarcastic. You won't believe the prices some of my customers will pay. There is a temptation to redirect all the deliveries to my house.. .then i can pretend I am extra loved! Sometimes when they order something I want to say "really?! are you sure? They don't last forever you know..."

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:17 pm**

Hardy wrote:
quick wrote:
Hardy wrote: Shag or STFU
Groom of STFU
Take me with winnits, or not at all.

Dangle Berries are out, sorry buddy.

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:41 pm**

Valentine's Day sucks balls! And i have a boyfriend just to clear that up so i ain't sounding like a jaded single person. I don't need a day in the year to remind me to shower love and affection on him.

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:45 pm**

Lizkins wrote:Valentine's Day sucks balls! And i have a boyfriend just to clear that up so i ain't sounding like a jaded single person. I don't need a day in the year to remind me to shower love and affection on him.

There's a severe lack of ball sucking happening for me on Valentines Day.

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:47 pm**

I find that Valentines day is a good excuse to do something extra special, and its fun so why not??

Doesnt mean I dont want to do things every other day.

Posted: **Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:24 pm**

Mellogs wrote:I find that Valentines day is a good excuse to do something extra special, and its fun so why not??

Doesnt mean I dont want to do things every other day.

I agree, and I don't have a partner, but I also hate it... now anyway

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:08 am**

Happy Valentines Day !!!

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:36 am**

oooops. I had not read this thread and mellogs asked me what i would like to do, i suggested dinner and a movie.

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:11 am**

heheeheh!! i've been waiting ages for you to pop your head into this thread. good to see you havent let us down LOL

The boy got dressed for work this morning and said "does this look ok for going out after work?" I said, "mate you're coming home after work, so yeah."

you dont need work clothes for a valentines picnic

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:16 am**

DBoy wrote:oooops. I had not read this thread and mellogs asked me what i would like to do, i suggested dinner and a movie.

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:24 pm**

Just finished a 13 hour stint at work (florist). Customer of the day: "Do you have roses?"

Idiot.

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:32 pm**

quick wrote:
Mellogs wrote:I find that Valentines day is a good excuse to do something extra special, and its fun so why not??

Doesnt mean I dont want to do things every other day.
I agree, and I don't have a partner, but I also hate it... now anyway

hmmm.... i dont have a partner either... but i DO have an internet girlfriend...

if im lucky i might get cyber tonight...

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:36 pm**

Net sex is shithouse. Phone sex on the other hand...

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:46 pm**

nothing says i love you more then a box of chocolates. or two boxes of chocolates if it's for me!

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:47 pm**

Biggups and Happy Valentines to my girl RACHEL

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:15 pm**

My partner successfully "forgot" it was valentines day today, saying "I thought it was tuesday" when he swaped his shift with someone so he could work late tonight. There goes our fucking dinner plans.

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:22 pm**

huh? what?

sleep for me.

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:43 pm**

Happy Valentines Day youse cunts!!!

I'm going off for a Me-Some.

Melbourne Beats

Valentines Day!!