This is not PORN!! Its for CHARITY

[deviant]

i ain't a prude. fuckin hell that pisses me off cos i don't except people on mass getting their kit off and wanking on the street. give me strength.

why are you so cool with it?


i just think its germ ridden and gross, and bring on the rapists and such people who are going to have a field day with this one.

I'm just cool, full stop.

germ ridden!!! Are you serious!! I s'pose you buy anti-bacterial laundry & dishwashing detergent, shampoo and mouth wash yeah?

Sure you might not like the thought of people wanking in the street, so don't go. I find this amusing more than anything.

So this is going to be a field day for rapists? how so?

[Lizkins]

i ain't a prude. fuckin hell that pisses me off cos i don't except people on mass getting their kit off and wanking on the street. give me strength.

why are you so cool with it?


i just think its germ ridden and gross, and bring on the rapists and such people who are going to have a field day with this one.

I'm just cool, full stop.

germ ridden!!! Are you serious!! I s'pose you buy anti-bacterial laundry & dishwashing detergent, shampoo and mouth wash yeah?

Sure you might not like the thought of people wanking in the street, so don't go. I find this amusing more than anything.

So this is going to be a field day for rapists? how so?

germ ridden may have been bad way to put it, i guess i just thought with the current climate of worrying about STDs that such a thing, even if well monitored etc, would cause some concern.

of course i ain't going to watch it. i don't need to get my kicks from watching others wank.

really? you don't think rapists or perverts are not something to be concerned about for something like this? shit, i mean females get blamed for causing guys to get heavy handed because they are wearing mini-skirts, these people will be half/full naked.

anyhoo, over it.

[deviant]

I am a pervert

[ghetto kitty]

im all for wanking for charity.

why the hell not?

theres lots of people in this world, into lots of things...

im not really into marathons....

[Fents]

i ain't a prude. fuckin hell that pisses me off cos i don't except people on mass getting their kit off and wanking on the street. give me strength.

why are you so cool with it?


i just think its germ ridden and gross, and bring on the rapists and such people who are going to have a field day with this one.

Fair Point.

[Direkt]

Get yo' wank on!

[elysium]

I agree with ya Liz.

Why don't they have a "poo in public" for charity to raise money for bowel cancer research.

[Lizkins]

ahhhh shit you make me laugh my sweets.

and yeah, why don't they do that?

[elysium]

They could call it the TURDATHON

[Lizkins]

[Direkt]

Now, there is germs in that...

[elysium]

and just like with the wankathon, something personal that would be better off done in private... which was my point

[Direkt]

Whilst I don't endorse it, it is done in private by my understanding.

Public can attend, but it is on private property - it's not in a public park or a train station etc.

[elysium]

I bet it will smell funny in there

[mecka]

like a club x perhaps?

[elysium]

worse.

[Little Evil]

I for one would like to take part.
And to make it more interesting, I would like to wank 'mexican backhand', while playing the decks.
Also -with DJ Shadow type visuals set up to view my 'performance' - all triggered by the pace of my stroke.

Does anyone know where I can get an application form?

[mecka]

worse.

like the smell of a club x concentrated and reduced down to a thick liquid and then sprayed into the armpits of a sweaty fat male?

[Direkt]

NASTY!

[Lizkins]

worse.

like the smell of a club x concentrated and reduced down to a thick liquid and then sprayed into the armpits of a sweaty fat male?

ddduuuuuddddeeee gross!

[elysium]

worse.

like the smell of a club x concentrated and reduced down to a thick liquid and then sprayed into the armpits of a sweaty fat male?

yes mecka that is about it, I imagine... ieew!

[ghetto kitty]

okay im warning you

but how about htis instead??

at least it requires some skill...



http://thewillpower.org/

[Lizkins]

some fuckin warning would have been appreciated

[Lizkins]

NOT WORK SAFE AT ALL PEOPLE!!!!

[Direkt]

Naughty Kitty!

[Little Evil]

okay im warning you

but how about htis instead??

at least it requires some skill...



http://thewillpower.org/

GOLD

I love the hat on backwards - just gives it that sort of hip, cool, homie type feel.

[deviant]

thanks for the warning Liz....

/me waits 'til he gets home to click link

[ghetto kitty]

lizkins >>>>

okay im warning you

should i have been more

watch out this is fucking rude and hilarious!!!

???



and yes, i love the homie hat, leather couch etc...ahhh you can always rely on horny young street art tennagers to provide links like these to an otherwise boring day...thanks ramen death hehehehehe

[Direkt]

I love the hat on backwards - just gives it that sort of hip, cool, homie type feel.

Should read:

I love the hat on backwards - just gives it that sort of hip, cool, homo type feel.

Dad joke I know, but fuck it - I'm bored.

[Lizkins]

MB does not tend to tolerate porn sites. but if one must link, then preferrably its good to write - NOT WORK SAFE

ya know, so then people can choose whether they want to view it or not, and avoid opening porn on their work computers and getting in trouble or fired.

cheers

[Direkt]

Or just put decent porn up for us all Kitty

[Little Evil]

How about...

WARNING...
IF YOU CLICK THIS LINK YOU WILL SEE A REVERSE-HATTED TARD SUCKING HIS OWN PENIS ON A COUCH

[ghetto kitty]

roger that

sorry

[Lizkins]

How about...

WARNING...
IF YOU CLICK THIS LINK YOU WILL SEE A REVERSE-HATTED TARD SUCKING HIS OWN PENIS ON A COUCH

descriptive and in large letters, one can't miss it. i likes it

[ghetto kitty]

Or just put decent porn up for us all Kitty

i would but i know to many of you in person already
in industry
but i have better shoots of naughty kitty than the motard on the couch



and lizkins > i dont mean to be so gung ho all the time, but that is my nickname....i hope i havent pissed you off with my rude, crude, rebel at heart ways.....??

[Little Evil]

How about...

WARNING...
IF YOU CLICK THIS LINK YOU WILL SEE A REVERSE-HATTED TARD SUCKING HIS OWN PENIS ON A COUCH.REST ASSURED THERE IS NO MONEY SHOT - SO BY ALL MEANS SHOW IT TO YOUR KIDS.

[Direkt]

Drew...... I bet you watched that clip for a good 5min waiting for said money shot didn't you.

BO: what's a motard exactly?

[Lizkins]

Or just put decent porn up for us all Kitty

i would but i know to many of you in person already
in industry
but i have better shoots of naughty kitty than the motard on the couch



and lizkins > i dont mean to be so gung ho all the time, but that is my nickname....i hope i havent pissed you off with my rude, crude, rebel at heart ways.....??

to be honest ya did a bit, but we just think differently on some things, so be it. i am not changing my views on the subject, i have become more broad minded and hell i live with two males who say shit that would make ya skin crawl sometimes....love em though.

tis all good sugar. you are who you are

[Little Evil]

a 'Motard?'

At a guess I would say it was a retarded motorbike - but I may be mistaken?

Direktor - Yeah, I watched a few loops. Now forwarding it on to James for the visuals at the next Dirty Deeds party.

[Lizkins]

ps - i do love a good debate sometimes

[ghetto kitty]

to be honest ya did a bit, but we just think differently on some things, so be it. i am not changing my views on the subject,

it seems we do...
and i am just being myself, as you are....
and honestly, we all shouldnt take posts so seriously...

half the time, i am gagging for a reaction



MOTARD > is a very bad word i learned when i was in the states last...it is like more of a retard or somethin....only suitable for certain peoples actions IMO....

[Feigan]

ps - i do love a good debate sometimes

a Maths Debate Liz?

[deviant]

ps - i do love a good debate sometimes

yeah, but would you do it in public for charity?

[Lizkins]

Feigan - been and done with Sir Waspy, there was a thread somewhere, but i changed it to Liz and Wasp's personal column thread for people to ask us questions instead. way more fun....for me


Deviant - depends who i had to take on, and what the charity was for

[elysium]

ps - i do love a good debate sometimes

yeah, but would you do it in public for charity?

I would rather do a poo

[ghetto kitty]

it could be a benefit to raise money for awareness of bowel cancer

??

but acutally, im not really into poo.

ill do the marketing though

[deviant]

ps - i do love a good debate sometimes

yeah, but would you do it in public for charity?

I would rather do a poo

Liz I think you missed the point.... read feigans post out loud as fast as you can, then look at mine again and think about the topic of this thread

[Direkt]

ps - i do love a good debate sometimes

a Maths Debate Liz?

Nice one Boobs!

[Lizkins]

I agree with ya Liz.

Why don't they have a "poo in public" for charity to raise money for bowel cancer research.

look kitty, you and Elly know the same charities oh man this is getting funny now!

[Little Evil]

Just totally side-tracking things, and getting back to the wankathon...


I think they should have a commentator for the wankathon, and I believe Bruce Macaveny fits the bill...

"He's a great little wanker Hamish McFlog. Hailing from the sothern side of the Scottish Isles, he has a rather unorthodox style - known as the bagpipe.
Where he squeezes his testicles while masturbating, and humming traditional scottish marching/wanking tunes.
A fith generation wanker, Hamish is a definate contender for this years event. His Dad Tatus holding the cup five times consecutively during the seventies, and some believing the greatest wanker that ever lived.
Hamish, or 'Brave-dart' as he is known to his colleagues, had to pull out of last years event, after rupturing the webbing around his scrotum in the final hours, and throwing in the soggy towel.
But after months of physio, and extreme altitude training in the scottish highlands, Hamish is determined to flog his opposition.
He's got a huge contingent here in the grand-stand - well recognisable by the tartan ball-bags they are wearing on their heads.
Will be great to see him rub up his opposition this time around, in the most important wanking event on the calendar - yes, a great little wanker is Hamish"