Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:33 pm
yeah... its awesome
Melbourne Beats
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https://forum.melbournebeats.com:443/
TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:06 pm
OMFG epic episode.
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:43 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:43 pm
Unusual Paintings of Obama Naked with Unicorns
http://wildammo.com/2009/07/27/unusual- ... -unicorns/
http://wildammo.com/2009/07/27/unusual- ... -unicorns/
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:17 pm
The McNuggetini is a chocolate milkshake mixed with vodka, rimmed with barbeque sauce, and garnished with half a chicken nugget.
I'd vomit.
I'd vomit.
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:59 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:12 am
^^ too soon tbh. 
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:25 am
Bangs live on stage with Snob Scrilla at the POWHatsudai wrote:he is still 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better than RAE2THEMOTHERFUCKBELLENDHardy wrote:I would like to dedicate this one to all the honeyz in the place
Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:48 am
like a virus!
-- S'up TTAN - back in melbs!
tough outlook from here for first week back.
-- S'up TTAN - back in melbs!
tough outlook from here for first week back.
Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:34 am
Worst thing about taking holidays is coming back, not only from the amount of work to catch up on but the whole getting back into the productive frame of mind. Not to mention sifting through the tonne of emails.
I guess at least you have tomorrow off yeah?
I guess at least you have tomorrow off yeah?
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:35 am
Tell me about it.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:54 am
You been on break to James?
Yer- got tommorrow off Almax - at least i get to ease back into it.
It is a bitch though, this whole reality thing. From waking up with views looking over paradise to sitting at a computer most of each day is a weird feeling. Knowing there is a life out there, much more simple, even if it means less of the 'luxuries' of life here, makes me want to just pack it up and shift. why dont i? I have no idea. blockage. fail.
Yer- got tommorrow off Almax - at least i get to ease back into it.
It is a bitch though, this whole reality thing. From waking up with views looking over paradise to sitting at a computer most of each day is a weird feeling. Knowing there is a life out there, much more simple, even if it means less of the 'luxuries' of life here, makes me want to just pack it up and shift. why dont i? I have no idea. blockage. fail.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:18 am
DBoy wrote:You been on break to James?
Yer- got tommorrow off Almax - at least i get to ease back into it.
It is a bitch though, this whole reality thing. From waking up with views looking over paradise to sitting at a computer most of each day is a weird feeling. Knowing there is a life out there, much more simple, even if it means less of the 'luxuries' of life here, makes me want to just pack it up and shift. why dont i? I have no idea. blockage. fail.
Just got back in the groove a month ago from my year off!
took aaaaaages!
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:26 am
for real. Stepping back into projects and trying to think further ahead than, what should i have for lunch or where the next drink is coming from is a little shite right now.
Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:33 am
"Let's go to the beach"
"Oh, wait"
"Oh, wait"
Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:46 am
no, actually, lets go to the friggin beach.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:43 pm
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
There goes my Monday off.
Up in a cloud of FA1L.
Stupid environment is such a pussy and can't be left alone for a day. Fuck this has put me in a fucking evil mood.
There goes my Monday off.
Up in a cloud of FA1L.
Stupid environment is such a pussy and can't be left alone for a day. Fuck this has put me in a fucking evil mood.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:45 pm
spoke to a bloke 'off the record' about this when it first sprung a bung over a month ago. he had just come back from the rig. He said the amount of shortcuts he saw them taking to get it running to promised capacity was out of this world, and if there was ever a proper investigation - which there never will be - they would be completely liable.
as i said, i dont know him and can not contact him, but just what he said.
as i said, i dont know him and can not contact him, but just what he said.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:45 pm
C.I.A. wrote:fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
There goes my Monday off.
Up in a cloud of FA1L.
Stupid environment is such a pussy and can't be left alone for a day. Fuck this has put me in a fucking evil mood.
Check your email!
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:49 pm
DBoy wrote:spoke to a bloke 'off the record' about this when it first sprung a bung over a month ago. he had just come back from the rig. He said the amount of shortcuts he saw them taking to get it running to promised capacity was out of this world, and if there was ever a proper investigation - which there never will be - they would be completely liable.
as i said, i dont know him and can not contact him, but just what he said.
hahahaha lol D
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:51 pm
DBoy wrote:no, actually, lets go to the friggin beach.
hey i have been meaning to ask you, do you still have those kayaks with sails attached?
If so you/we should take them out, maybe i can kiteboard with you.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:31 pm
yeh bruv, let's do it. Tommorrow morning?almax wrote:DBoy wrote:no, actually, lets go to the friggin beach.
hey i have been meaning to ask you, do you still have those kayaks with sails attached?
If so you/we should take them out, maybe i can kiteboard with you.
Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:40 pm
I really like how Lynx is called "Axe" overseas.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:03 pm
Insurance job on that Oil Rig.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:08 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:32 pm
Are you referencing that indian bloke who is suing the company that manufactures it because it didn't attract women to him?JAMESSSS wrote:I really like how Lynx is called "Axe" overseas.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:34 pm
You reckon? 
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:52 pm
mecka wrote:Are you referencing that indian bloke who is suing the company that manufactures it because it didn't attract women to him?JAMESSSS wrote:I really like how Lynx is called "Axe" overseas.
Well thats what made me remember it, but one of my mates used to use a can of "Axe" he got in Italy or some shit.
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:43 am
Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...
"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
Ok I have found, definitive proof that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all.
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
Let's see the results...
"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
Ok I have found, definitive proof that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all.
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:53 pm
Yeah its saved me today, forums are empty..Working on Cup is boring.system wrote:always funny.
Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:15 pm
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to choke on their food, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of that opera house in sydney. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your arcane ritual, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to choke on their food, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of that opera house in sydney. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your arcane ritual, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
Re: THE THREAD ABOUT NOTHING!
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:55 pm
americans can save you!
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:41 pm
i've always wanted to see a drunk ewok moonwalking. now i have i don't know what comes next tbh.
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:04 am
aahh sshheeeit just saw this now.DBoy wrote:yeh bruv, let's do it. Tommorrow morning?almax wrote:DBoy wrote:no, actually, lets go to the friggin beach.
hey i have been meaning to ask you, do you still have those kayaks with sails attached?
If so you/we should take them out, maybe i can kiteboard with you.
Definately should try another time though, this weekend perhaps?
With the kiteboard i need at least 12 knots to get going, the more the better so usually afternoons are more conducive.
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:58 pm
yesh.
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:30 pm
lol @ "shitasmia"Amick wrote:Best. Article. Ever.
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:32 pm
I love it when J starts going a wee bit mental. Thats you BE! lol
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:51 pm
I don't know if anyone else knows or even cares about this, but we are now at a tipping-point that is about to change our oceans forever. Due date for point-of-no-return was a few years ago. Expect to see a fishless ocean by 2048 because of the following:
1. Overfishing of smaller fish (sardines, pilchards, anchovies etc)
2. Massive increases in fertilizer load causes phytoplankton and zooplankton bloom
3. Jellyfish polyps flourish in new enriched oceanic soup and their numbers aren't controlled by organisms that would normally control their numbers (yep, sardines, pilchards, anchovies etc)
4. aquaculture throws a nail in the coffin by adding more nutrients to ocean, giving the jellyfish even more food
5. Adult (i.e. the sexually reproductive rather than the clonal phase) jellyfish now consume the remainder of the fish stocks that were once part of the oceanic jellyfish management squad.
Game over, man. Game over.
1. Overfishing of smaller fish (sardines, pilchards, anchovies etc)
2. Massive increases in fertilizer load causes phytoplankton and zooplankton bloom
3. Jellyfish polyps flourish in new enriched oceanic soup and their numbers aren't controlled by organisms that would normally control their numbers (yep, sardines, pilchards, anchovies etc)
4. aquaculture throws a nail in the coffin by adding more nutrients to ocean, giving the jellyfish even more food
5. Adult (i.e. the sexually reproductive rather than the clonal phase) jellyfish now consume the remainder of the fish stocks that were once part of the oceanic jellyfish management squad.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/80bea ... er-plants/CSIRO: Jellyfish blooms are up almost everywhere and it's going to become a menace. The reason? Over-fishing and excess nutrients from fertilizers and sewage, say researchers from The Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO), Australia's national science agency.
"Dense jellyfish aggregations can be a natural feature of healthy ocean ecosystems, but a clear picture is now emerging of more severe and frequent jellyfish outbreaks worldwide," says CSIRO Climate Adaptation Flagship and University of Queensland scientist Dr Anthony Richardson.
The new research, by Dr Richardson and colleagues at the University of Miami, Swansea University and the University of the Western Cape, has been published in the international journal Trends in Ecology and Evolution.
"In recent years, jellyfish blooms have been recorded in the Mediterranean, the Gulf of Mexico, the Black and Caspian Seas, the Northeast US coast, and particularly in Far East coastal waters. The most dramatic have been the outbreaks in the Sea of Japan involving the gargantuan Nomura jellyfish which can grow up to 2 m in diameter and weigh 200 kg."
Climate change may favor some jellyfish species by increasing the availability of flagellates in surface waters – a key jellyfish food source. Warmer oceans could also extend the distribution of many jellyfish species.
"Fish normally keep jellyfish in check through competition and predation but overfishing can destroy that balance," Dr Richardson says. "For example, off Namibia intense fishing has decimated sardine stocks and jellyfish have replaced them as the dominant species."
"Mounting evidence suggests that open-ocean ecosystems can flip from being dominated by fish, to being dominated by jellyfish," Dr Richardson says "This would have lasting ecological, economic and social consequences. We need to start managing the marine environment in a holistic and precautionary way to prevent more examples of what could be termed a 'jellyfish joyride'."
Game over, man. Game over.
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:54 pm
Jellyfish, the new monsters of the sea, they even can sink a 10 tonne ship!
http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/pets-anima ... anese-ship
http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/pets-anima ... anese-ship
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:26 pm
all i want to know is, where is the monster shark. i want him as my pet, he will be named bitey
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:36 am
Almost at 16,000
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:35 am
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:54 am
i'm so impressed that it's thursday already.
3 day weeks ftw imo.
3 day weeks ftw imo.
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:29 am
wow - so productive first week back.
+ laid down a new mix last night, quite different to anything i've heard anyone else doing at the mo - see sig.
+ laid down a new mix last night, quite different to anything i've heard anyone else doing at the mo - see sig.
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:33 am
BBCode FAILDBoy wrote:see sig.
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:59 am
fixed - now go listen to it, interested to see what people think.
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:07 pm
I will listen tonight bro 