Melbourne Beats

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:05 pm**

You saying you find pedo bear attractive Hardy? that bear might look 15 but its 22.

Does that mean you like bears that look 15 do ya? do ya? do ya?

:prepares rope for lynching:

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:09 pm**

What i feel for that bear is GOD'S gift of love, and i'll be damned if i'm going to let you or anyone else tell me it's wrong. You may call it illegal, but I call it beautiful.

Plus, that bear sucks dick like a fucking champ.

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:21 pm**

mouth like a hoover huh?

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:24 pm**

deviant wrote:
Lizkins wrote:....she looks WAY too young for you to be getting ya rocks off over. for shame Kronzala for shame
fucking rubbish liz...

she is 22.... therefore she looks 22. Funny how you say "lucky few that have youthful looks"... how is that lucky if it's wrong to find them attractive

chill Dan, getting a bit worked up over this

and just cos she is 22 doesn't mean she looks it, that makes no sense, neither does your following comment. I get people saying i look younger, but like 24 or 25 not 15. a lot of women look younger than their actual age, but usually a couple of years younger, although there is the exception of course.

Sys is right on how they have made her look. just look at the first big photo where she is smiling at the camera with her arms folded over looking all sweet and lovely, she seriously looks like a 15 year old.

GK - not debating her right to do the pron at all

anyways, each to their own

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:19 am**

hi i think its sexist
she is hot

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:30 am**

system wrote:
deviant wrote:
Lizkins wrote:....she looks WAY too young for you to be getting ya rocks off over. for shame Kronzala for shame
fucking rubbish liz...

she is 22.... therefore she looks 22. Funny how you say "lucky few that have youthful looks"... how is that lucky if it's wrong to find them attractive
ironic that selective quoting was used in light of what was excluded from the quote.
Lizkins wrote:you are just debating semantics to cover up the fact that she looks WAY too young for you to be getting ya rocks off over. for shame Kronzala for shame
the point is not that the model's age, it is that she has been dressed up and styled to look younger than her age. it's this aspect that i personally find distinctly unappealing.

if y'all like bald bits and underdeveloped physical attributes, try 7chan.

a timely post...

I don't think she looks undeveloped at all, I never considered that she'd been even dressed to look young until someone else here mentioned it.

and just because you find it unappealing does not mean that it's wrong.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:48 am**

i would

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:17 am**

Hardy wrote:
kronz wrote:
I know a number of people that look young (some even post here) does that mean that people that look older than them can not find them attractive.
That look 15? Name ONE.

I do... asian.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:19 am**

also, japanese women made up to look all cutesy-i-look-under-18-but-you'll-never-know-unless-the-police-show-up-at-your-door ... yeah I don't get it.

Plus they ALL have the same dopey expressions on their faces.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:30 am**

some people like to dress up like babies

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:57 am**

If it was an intended paedo style, young thang shoot - wouldn't they have chosen an under-developed gal?

TBH - I didn't bother looking at the "shoot"... I saw the thumbnails and skipped straight to the "good" pics were there was no gear....

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:52 am**

LOL, well played Direkt.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:16 pm**

just cos she looks 15, does this mean if she got a 25 year old boyfriend, then he would be a bad person, even though she's 22??? cos if its bad to look, then you must think its bad to have a relationship with... which is just bullshit...

age isn't a look, its a mental thing, the reason its wrong to look at someone young, it that they are not considered mature enough to choose to be in pron... which i think is fair enogh, if she is mature enough, ie over age, then there is nothing wrong with it, so who cares what she looks like??? if shes fat, ugle, old, young, cute... if they are over age, then they can do it, and we can look if we want to, or look away if we are not impressed, nothing wrong is happening here, so dont judge those that like it...

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:36 pm**

quick wrote:just cos she looks 15, does this mean if she got a 25 year old boyfriend, then he would be a bad person, even though she's 22??? cos if its bad to look, then you must think its bad to have a relationship with... which is just bullshit...

age isn't a look, its a mental thing, the reason its wrong to look at someone young, it that they are not considered mature enough to choose to be in pron... which i think is fair enogh, if she is mature enough, ie over age, then there is nothing wrong with it, so who cares what she looks like??? if shes fat, ugle, old, young, cute... if they are over age, then they can do it, and we can look if we want to, or look away if we are not impressed, nothing wrong is happening here, so dont judge those that like it...

How DARE you make sense!

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:39 pm**

scriptquick

although....

quick wrote: age isn't a look, its a mental thing,

and here I was thinking that it was the amount of time between now and when you were born, silly me.

quick wrote:the reason its wrong to look at someone young, it that they are not considered mature enough to choose to be in pron...

nah, the reason it's wrong is BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING PERVERT

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:03 pm**

fap fap fap

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:38 pm**

I think we should turn this into a poll to see if you think she is hot or not.

Only guys can vote (sorry liz) but seriously go hang out in the tampon thread *oh, i so went there

Would make me LOL.

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:41 pm**

she has a very young looking face

and also direkt

Posted: **Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:42 pm**

that was funny...

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:34 am**

Posted: **Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:04 am**

Now lets look at the other end of the scale for the cougar lovers out there *cough*dboy*cough*

Miss 50 year old contest, held in Las Vegas, all ladies had their ages confirmed, who do you think has the best plastic surgeon?

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Edited to make more safe for work

Posted: **Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:08 am**

my personal favourite though, it this one on the right

Posted: **Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:47 am**

blimey al!

D getting some cougar action is he?

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:52 pm**

My new discovery: Azlon - soy fibre, made into socks, jocks, etc. Anti-microbial. Eliminates B.O. Think about it for a second.

....then get back to staring at the above picture.

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:37 pm**

colonel sanders in the back reached cougar explosion

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:20 pm**

my wife is asian, and in answer to the picture. no.

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:36 pm**

what's an asain?

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:51 pm**

the image must have lysdexia

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:31 pm**

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:17 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:57 pm**

^^^^HELL YES!!!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:01 pm**

New Lambo!

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:04 pm**

Autobot or Decepticon???

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:06 pm**

definitely decepticon

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:14 pm**

It IS super badass lookin.

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:41 pm**

Wow.

I want they.

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:23 pm**

Oktoberfest Gallery.

Warning: Serious cleavage action.

http://www.theage.com.au/photogallery/t ... -fxbt.html

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:06 pm**

^^ Hell yes. Really must get over there one year.

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:27 pm**

You won't regret it. Best time ever.

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:36 pm**

You're all missing the point. Science has created clothing that eliminates schweddy balls. Think of what this will mean. For your co-workers if nothing else.

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:54 pm**

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamborghini_Revent%C3%B3n

Made to look like a fighter jet

Posted: **Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:52 pm**

The Wrong Hole...

http://gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?sho ... e_id=26118

Posted: **Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:26 pm**

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:22 pm**

breaksRbest wrote:It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

while you were typing that Glenny, i hope you were complimenting Sammy for looking lovely today, while also cooking dinner and tidying the house

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:04 pm**

that list is such a crock of shit!

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:30 pm**

breaksRbest wrote:HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

This part is a giant LIE.

Posted: **Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:06 am**

ghetto kitty wrote:that list is such a crock of shit!

First section isn't too bad!

Posted: **Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:24 pm**

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover

you mean this part?

Posted: **Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:22 pm**

Very funny read, and educational at the same time.

Posted: **Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:19 am**

That's fucking nasty dude....

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