I admitt:

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:19 pm

things like...

I can't spell.

I listen to some music with a 4/4 beat.

I watch Rove and sometimes even enjoy it.

I used to go to raves at Global Village and Docks and wore phat pants (although never with anything shiney)

I can't spell.

I fart a lot.

now you...

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:22 pm

I like Prince. I mean I really, really like Prince.

*EDIT*

I was also once offered a job as a pimp at an illegal brothel. I still can't believe I turned it down.

Blush · Post by **Blush** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:27 pm

That I'll never be cuttthroat enough to get to the top..and that I go into the toilets and cry when my boss yells at me

That I buy the papers every week but only read the magazines...

That I dance in my room to guns n roses at least twice a week...

That my bonsai just doesn't like me...

And that when discussing the 2nd amendment (The right to bear arms) with respect to the recent school shooting in America, this made me snort apple juice up my nose and out onto my screen:

"The Right to Bear Arms"

I really, really like Prince too...

Trailer_trash · Post by **Trailer_trash** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:48 pm

I live in a caravan

..and, this is a big one...

I was in a band and we played on TV on Channel 9's 'Pot of Gold'

We came second to a little 9 yr old kid who sang the Lion King song and Kamal was our judge....we split up after that....

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:35 pm

Trailer_trash wrote: ..and, this is a big one...

I was in a band and we played on TV on Channel 9's 'Pot of Gold'

We came second to a little 9 yr old kid who sang the Lion King song and Kamal was our judge....we split up after that....

Now THAT's an admission! More power to ya Trailer_trash

I admit I can't sing, I'm not always right (no matter how much I proclaim to be) and I know every dance step to Madonna's 'Express Yourself', the Barcelona Tour version. My drama class was supposed to perform it at the end of year assembly (crotch grabbing and all) but we got busted smoking behind the gym 10 minutes before we were due on stage.

And I'm in love with my dog.

.....

Ohh GOD *head in hands*

DBoy, methinks this could be a very cathartic thread

same o · Post by **same o** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:36 pm

I AM SO GAY!

pete remembers

hehe somehow your still cookied (logged on) on my computer for ages back. bwahahaha

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:41 pm

Trailer_trash wrote:I was in a band and we played on TV on Channel 9's 'Pot of Gold'

We came second to a little 9 yr old kid who sang the Lion King song and Kamal was our judge....we split up after that....

I was in a band once too at school. I played rhythm my friend Andy was on drums and we had a singer. The guiter teacher played lead.
We were due to make debut at school esembly, playing "knocking on heavens door" and the twat froze and forgot all the words- ruined me.

Post by **lynt** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:58 pm

I admit that I'm as about as individual as everyone else

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:02 am

I admit that once when I was in DMC, I really had to go to the toilet and I couldn't hold it, so when Carl turned left the room I relieved myself in Li'l P King's pot, potentially killing him. THE GUILT! IT EATS ME EVERY DAY!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:19 am

Hardy wrote:I admit that once when I was in DMC, I really had to go to the toilet and I couldn't hold it, so when Carl turned left the room I relieved myself in Li'l P King's pot, potentially killing him. THE GUILT! IT EATS ME EVERY DAY!

God is forgiving, my son. You've done a good thing here today, a good thing

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:21 am

The Mixtress wrote:
Hardy wrote:I admit that once when I was in DMC, I really had to go to the toilet and I couldn't hold it, so when Carl turned left the room I relieved myself in Li'l P King's pot, potentially killing him. THE GUILT! IT EATS ME EVERY DAY!
God is forgiving, my son. You've done a good thing here today, a good thing

God may be forgiving, but I reckon Old Man Lynt will tear me a new one.

Post by **lynt** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:28 am

FUCKER

though, I didnt realise Lil' P King was such an icon. Bless his prickley heart.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:29 am

^^^

Ur in tra-bull, ur in tra-bull

jungle_tactics · Post by **jungle_tactics** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:37 am

That I was a contestant on the Lift Off game show on ABC when I was
in primary school. For a long period of time I sported a bowl cut hair doo.

Also I cant spell, like so many others of the spell check generation.

Rob M · Post by **Rob M** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:42 am

i admit that junglists scared me as I was growing up during the early days of the scene. I now scare others away from me in much the same way. grotesque rob.

I admit i like ambient music, and listen to it as I fall asleep every night.

I admit i need more new undies, as I tend to hang on to my old faves more than i should.

I admit i only bought my digital camera to find i'm only using it more often to takes pictures of shit i sell on ebay

I admit I have a shitty computer, but brag about how good i've tweaked it so I can feel i'm still leet.

I admit i'm a sucker for english humour more than aussie or american shit.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:04 am

I admit I love Guns n Roses too, and that I could play all the songs, lead bits and all, when I sported a mullet back in the day.

I admit my radio is locked to Gold 104.3, and never leaves that frequency.

I admit I am the MOST stubborn, relentless, and driven person you will ever meet, and that I never, ever say die.

I also admit I love my dog more than any other being on the planet.

I also admit I'm hyper-active, and can go sick on coca-cola like it's meth.

I also admit, that lots of DJ's shit me. I hate how many of them carry on like gods, when in reality they are no more skilled at what they do than a bass guitarist in a crappy 3 chord band.
But there's heaps of good ones too. Thank Christ!!!

I also admit I love all my mates more than they know, and would move heaven and hell to make the silly bastards happy.

I also admit I love my girlfriend as much as my dog, even though she's a pain the arse, and that no swedish, blonde, bimbo even compares to her

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:27 am

I admit to owning an enormous collection of fantasy books and will re-read them every year.

I admit to owning 3 Counting Crows cd's.

I admit to being a gym junkie that gets sooky if I miss exercise.

I admit to being a lazy bastard with little career focus who gets by on last minute pearls under pressure - I wish I was more driven.

I admit to being a frustrated writer trapped in a corporate world. I want to write that great novel.

I admit to a bit of a clothing obsession.

I admit to loving my girl, family and friends as the absolute cornerstones of my life.

I admit to being a soft, soppy little bitch - and proud of it!

Cubist · Post by **Cubist** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:38 am

I admitt I sometimes get scared at DnB parties.

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:45 am

I admit:

to being the most kiwi proud person you could meet

to being absolutley sports mad: representing my city in several codes.

to having a fetish for extremely hot food - so hot i either puke, or my nose bleeds

that i was half an hour away from being born on a boat and i grew up in the South Pacific Islands

to smoking my first spliff at 8

to being a passionate collector of reggae and dub

to being having a very overactive mind.. leading to chronic insomnia

to having a dark side most of you will never know

Penno · Post by **Penno** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:53 am

jungle_tactics wrote:That I was a contestant on the Lift Off game show on ABC when I was
in primary school. For a long period of time I sported a bowl cut hair doo.

Dude I had a friend on that show when I was a kid.... and he had a mega bowl going on...

You didn't by chance have a misspent youth in Bendigo did you? If so then there's some long lost friend shit going on here...

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:59 am

i admit to not being able to admit anything personal about myself.

SoulWhiteMan · Post by **SoulWhiteMan** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:37 am

I admit:

at moomba just recently I REALLY REALLY wanted a spongebob teddy

I was stoked when my girlfriend won a spongebob teddy and gave it to me, I carried it around proudly (I'm 21 years old)

I installed a $1500 Clarion stereo system into a 1989 VN commodore with rust.

even though I'm doing great at uni, I happilly skip days to work and make cash in hand as a concretor

I haven't been to three units all year so far and do most uni work in private at my own time.

I don't like most people who live in Geelong, fuck off, all of you.

I don't like a lot of people who prance around melbourne thinking people are looking at them or beleive they are elite because of the fact they have more money than others.....GUESS WHAT FUCKHEAD.... NO ONE CARES... and if I had hydro suspension, I'd jack my car up and run you over

Since I'm on the bongs/off the bongs.... I develop perverse revenge fantasies in my head that play out, in vivid detail, for about 10 seconds, then go away..... (see above)

I admit Danny, mate, the stain on the couch..... it was me....
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Post by **breaksRbest** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:22 am

I admit:

I'm the worst trainspotter in the world

I've smoked pot every single day for 12 years

I have an unhealthy obsession with sneakers

I don't like sport, watching it OR playing it

I like stuff like Coldplay & Zero 7

I own a pair of phat pants with flashing lights on each leg

I used to hate dnb

o.k, that's enough for now. I'm starting to scare myself

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:28 am

breaksRbest wrote:I admit:

I used to hate dnb

Post by **breaksRbest** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:30 am

I couldn't figure out how to dance to it and back then dancing was the major reason for me going out

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:31 am

breaksRbest wrote:I admit:

I own a pair of phat pants with flashing lights on each leg

sneaky hands · Post by **sneaky hands** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:31 am

SoulWhiteMan wrote:I don't like a lot of people who prance around melbourne thinking people are looking at them or beleive they are elite because of the fact they have more money than others.....GUESS WHAT FUCKHEAD.... NO ONE CARES

ha ha. you seem to care quite considerably.

oh yeh, i admit i used to think like that too.

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:31 am

I admit that when we came to Australia and I could recognise all of about 20 words, and saw a "hot dog" food van, I thought for a very long time that Australians liked to eat Dogs....

Like maybe for 10 years.

jungle_tactics · Post by **jungle_tactics** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:00 pm

Penno wrote:
jungle_tactics wrote:That I was a contestant on the Lift Off game show on ABC when I was
in primary school. For a long period of time I sported a bowl cut hair doo.

Dude I had a friend on that show when I was a kid.... and he had a mega bowl going on...

You didn't by chance have a misspent youth in Bendigo did you? If so then there's some long lost friend shit going on here...

Haha, unfortunately no. Never lived in Bendigo, but we can still be friends

valuetime · Post by **valuetime** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:06 pm

i admit that when bored, i've told people i've just met that i am a biscuit designer for arnott's, and see how long i can bullshit them for. my portfolio has included the iced vovo, the venetian and the kingston.

kingston....

Post by **lynt** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:12 pm

I've done the "I'm a 25 yo lawyer" a couple of times...

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:31 pm

ok, i'll admit one NYE in Torquay, me and 2 mates successfully fooled EVERYONE into thinking we were scottish. we kept it up for 2 days.

everyone was talking about us, when we saw some people after a few days, and we were no longer scottish, they were unimpressed.

i kind of felt bad.

quiet roar · Post by **quiet roar** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:33 pm

I admit I have saved a copy of this thread for future potential blackmailing.

jungle_tactics · Post by **jungle_tactics** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:34 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:ok, i'll admit one NYE in Torquay, me and 2 mates successfully fooled EVERYONE into thinking we were scottish. we kept it up for 2 days.

everyone was talking about us, when we saw some people after a few days, and we were no longer scottish, they were unimpressed.

i kind of felt bad.

HAHA! Me and my mates used to do the same thing! Its just a tad fun.
I duno why, but people LOVE scottish people.

Post by **lynt** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:34 pm

On an absinthe bender, a friend an I pretended we could speak Chinese complete with accent, and we did so at the blackcat for about an hour.

People were amazed.

People were annoyed.

jungle_tactics · Post by **jungle_tactics** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:36 pm

valuetime wrote:i admit that when bored, i've told people i've just met that i am a biscuit designer for arnott's, and see how long i can bullshit them for. my portfolio has included the iced vovo, the venetian and the kingston.

kingston....

Bahahahaha! Gold, I'd love to meet the actual biscuit designer for arnott's.

SoulWhiteMan · Post by **SoulWhiteMan** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:37 pm

alright, since some others have the balls

I used to wear phatties, dance to hard trance and wave glowsticks.

please don't shoot me

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:38 pm

I admit to camping out overnight to see Take That and owning every single cd, single import or otherwise that had anything to do with them

I admit to being a dope fiend and recently breaking off my longest standing relationship - with my bong

I admit to being a relationship retard and loving every minute of being on the single bus

I admit to having my teddy bear that i got when i was 2 still on my bed (im 26)

And I think thats euff now.

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:40 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:I admit to having my teddy bear that i got when i was 2 still on my bed (im 26)

i too have a teddy bear.

he is orange... his name is orange bear.

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:48 pm

I admit...

I like squirrels

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:01 pm

quick wrote:I admit...

I like squirrels

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:34 pm

I admit to painting miniatures and playing tabletop wargames when I was like 14-15.

I used to do sound and lighting for amature theatre, and I wrote a three act play when I was 14.

I am a fan of Adam and the Ants

I need lots and lots of female affection and I'm a big softy

Devin Townsend is my favorite music artist and that 99% of people I share his music with just don't understand...

I get very excited about marine science :nerd emoticon?:

It really pisses me off that I'm not a very good bodyboarder or guitarist anymore

Rob M · Post by **Rob M** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:51 pm

jungle_tactics wrote:
valuetime wrote:i admit that when bored, i've told people i've just met that i am a biscuit designer for arnott's, and see how long i can bullshit them for. my portfolio has included the iced vovo, the venetian and the kingston.

kingston....

Bahahahaha! Gold, I'd love to meet the actual biscuit designer for arnott's.

lol gold indeed. should go with the addage that you design your biccies using CAD and during modelling time you use laser engraving technology to get a perfected design. I love your fake job already

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:53 pm

i admit to participating in both a golden shower & pelikan

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:54 pm

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:54 pm

I admit to being a Dungeons & Dragons fiend at school

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:58 pm

stovequeen wrote:i admit to participating in both a golden shower & pelikan

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:58 pm

Fents wrote:
stovequeen wrote:i admit to participating in both a golden shower & pelikan

lost for words fents?

i'll admit i dont know what a pelikan is.

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:59 pm

i admit to getting expelled from intermediate (in NZ for 11 & 12 year old) on my first day for bashing a guy called Joe who decided it would be funny to hold me down and try to pull my pants down in front of his mates.

For Joe the result was a broken nose, black eye and some very sore privates

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:00 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:
Fents wrote:
stovequeen wrote:i admit to participating in both a golden shower & pelikan
lost for words fents?

i'll admit i dont know what a pelikan is.

A pelikan is one vomits into anothers mouth