its true, came up in conversation.
should i set up a paypal account to accept donations?
the Hardy will eat a million cockroaches for $50,000 thread
what happens if u do not aquire the required funds, required for aquiring the required amount of cocroaches required in aquiring for the.. aquiring in the mouth..
umm sorry..
my brain stepped out for a moment, i believe what he was trying to say is what happens if you dont get the $.. will u eat a proporttionate amount
umm sorry..
my brain stepped out for a moment, i believe what he was trying to say is what happens if you dont get the $.. will u eat a proporttionate amount
o/ . . . \o . . . -o . o- . \o/ \o/
settled then.... bring on the eatingquick wrote:i'm in for fitty thousand
Last edited by deviant on Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:12 pm, edited 2 times in total.
-
FoundationStepper
- Posts: 3556
- Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:55 am
that works out to only 5c per cockroach right? so ill give him a dollar to eat 20 of the fuckers. as long as they are from my house
edit - great minds and all that flippo
edit - great minds and all that flippo
croaking lizard... jungletasticdubcorebadness (brap brap)
surface resonance... sound and vibration arts (buzz hum)
surface resonance... sound and vibration arts (buzz hum)
-
universal sea
- Posts: 1929
- Joined: Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:33 pm
- Location: the edge
- Contact:
I was just gonna eat the fuckers live.universal sea wrote:yes hegg, $20 would be 20 million bucks! life should not be that easy for him.
50 grand aint a lot boys
you could boil the cockroaches into a thick stew that would be food for a month, you'd hate anything touching your mouth after that, but 50 Gs for a month of torture...
I'll eat 500 roaches for $1000 if the $50,000 isn't raised.
-
enigneyratorelknaw
- Posts: 616
- Joined: Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:44 pm
- Location: HappyGoblinFairyRainbowUnicornLand
Kack the Cockroach
Kack is small. She is an insect.
She does not bite or sting. She does not chase other insects for her food. But she will eat dead creatures if she finds them.
Kack will eat ANYTHING. She also has disgusting table manners. Kack is a common cockroach.
She is brown and black. Like all insects, she has six legs. Her legs have tiny hairs on them, and she can run REALLY fast when she wants to hide. She has very long feelers at the front of her body.
Cockroaches have to hide from lots of enemies.
Spiders will catch them and kill them and eat them. Small lizards eat cockroaches. Frogs eat cockroaches. Dogs and cats will eat cockroaches if they can catch them.
There are even places in the world where cockroach is a delicacy for people to eat!
Not all cockroaches are like Kack. Most types of cockroaches do not live anywhere near people. There are thousands of kinds of cockroaches, but only a few types that live around people. THEY can be real pests.
Kack does not care where she finds food. She eats anything she can. It does not matter to her if her food is dirty, or if she gets it in a rubbish bin. She would even be happy to get into the bird cage and eat the bird droppings. Cockroaches have been known to eat human hair, or paper.
If Kack could not find any food to eat, it wouldn't matter because she could live on just water for about three months. People cannot do that! But people have MUCH better table manners than cockroaches!
Cockroaches have been around since long before the dinosaurs. Some cockroaches can fly, but not Kack. She is just a common cockroach. But Kack could live in just about any place that people do.
Kack thinks people are just wonderful! She lives inside the wall of an old house. There are hundreds of other cockroaches living there, too. Cockroaches think people are wonderful, but they think other cockroaches are great to be with. During the day Kack and her friends hide.
When it gets dark Kack will sneak out into the kitchen to see what she can find to eat. She has strong legs with tiny sticky patches on the end and she can climb up smooth surfaces like cupboards. Kack has a very flat body. She can fit into tiny holes and cracks.
Yippee! Somebody had chocolate cake for supper and left the plate with the rest of the cake sitting on the cupboard. Kack and all her friends rush towards the plate. They ALL have the most awful table manners. They make lots of saliva so they can eat, and some of the saliva spills onto the chocolate cake. That wouldn't be so bad, but the last meal Kack and her friends had came from the rubbish bin. It was really old, yucky, smelly catfood that had been left on the cat's dish too long. There were millions of germs in it.
Now there are millions of germs on the chocolate cake, too. The germs won't hurt Kack and her friends, but they might make the person who eats the chocolate cake sick.
After Kack and her friends have a feast, they clean themselves carefully. They might have millions of germs inside, but they make sure they are clean on the outside. If they do not keep clean, they can get too dry. They don't like that. But they are not so careful about what they use for a toilet. ANYWHERE will do, for Kack and her friends. Right on top of the food while they are busy eating is just perfect. In fact, they usually use the food they are sitting on to eat as their toilet.
I TOLD you she had disgusting table manners! It is bad manners for people to burp at the table, but what cockroaches do is even worse. Yuck!
No wonder people don't like Kack and her friends!
Off they all run onto the kitchen sink, where there are some nice wet dishes. They get some of the moisture from them. And they leave lots of germs behind them, too. There is a piece of soap on the sink. That tastes good, too! And a couple of spots of cooking oil. Yummy!
Kack and her friends will eat absolutely anything! Once she found some glue that had spilt out of a jar. It was delicious! She can also eat paper.
Oh dear! Someone is coming! Most of the cockroaches are gone by the time the light is turned on.
One of them was not so lucky. He was in the middle of the kitchen floor. He did not get away. He got squashed by a big foot in a slipper.
The owner of the house does not like cockroaches! Nobody does!
"Oh, kack!" He said. "A cockroach!"v But Kack had disappeared even before he had come into the kitchen and put the light on. They can sense sound and light and movement far better than humans can. As soon as that happens, Kack and her friends are off! She is so small and flat she can fit into a tiny crack in the wall.
Nobody likes cockroaches (except the other cockroaches, that is). Everyone thinks they are horrible and dirty and disgusting.
Well, they do not look pretty. Kack is an insect, and so is a butterfly. No one would want to squash a pretty butterfly! But Kack does not look anything like a pretty butterfly. Cockroaches are very efficient creatures.
Kack looks just like the cockroaches that were around even before the dinosaurs. They haven't changed a bit.
But the dinosaurs - well, they are all gone.
And cockroaches are not really dirty! Kack spends as much time cleaning and grooming herself as the household cat. But nobody wants to stroke her and tell her she's beautiful.
Even though Kack keeps herself clean on the outside, inside she carries millions of germs. If she picked up something nasty in a hospital or from something dead and decomposed, she could make a lot of people sick.
Kack does not bite and she does not sting. But she is not a nice creature to share a house with. There are lots of other cockroaches that are not the same as Kack. Many of them live in the bush. Some grow very big.
Kack will never be very big. If she hid behind a hen's egg no one would see her.
When Kack mates with a male cockroach and then lays eggs, they will be in an egg sac that she can carry in her body until the baby cockroaches hatch. They will look just like her, except they will be much smaller. When Kack was small, every now and then she would shed her old skin, just like a snake does.
When she wriggled out of the old skin, she was white, not dark brown. But after a little while her new outer shell went dark and hard.
Kack is an insect, and she wears her skeleton on the outside, not the inside. She has wings, but doesn't fly. Some cockroaches can fly.
Kack is not pretty, and she has the most disgusting table manners. People do NOT like cockroaches like Kack. They try all sorts of ways to kill them. People spend lots of money trying to kill cockroaches. But they are still around.
After all, they outlived the dinosaurs. Tiny little bugs who don't even bite or sting - and they outlived great big T Rex, with his teeth and claws! They will probably be around a long time after there are no more people to try and kill them with insecticides and poison and all sorts of other things.
Cockroaches are very tough creatures, even if people think they look disgusting and try all kinds of ways to get rid of them. But we can help keep creatures like Kack out of our homes by always covering food or putting it away so it's hard for cockroaches to get at it.
Kack is small. She is an insect.
She does not bite or sting. She does not chase other insects for her food. But she will eat dead creatures if she finds them.
Kack will eat ANYTHING. She also has disgusting table manners. Kack is a common cockroach.
She is brown and black. Like all insects, she has six legs. Her legs have tiny hairs on them, and she can run REALLY fast when she wants to hide. She has very long feelers at the front of her body.
Cockroaches have to hide from lots of enemies.
Spiders will catch them and kill them and eat them. Small lizards eat cockroaches. Frogs eat cockroaches. Dogs and cats will eat cockroaches if they can catch them.
There are even places in the world where cockroach is a delicacy for people to eat!
Not all cockroaches are like Kack. Most types of cockroaches do not live anywhere near people. There are thousands of kinds of cockroaches, but only a few types that live around people. THEY can be real pests.
Kack does not care where she finds food. She eats anything she can. It does not matter to her if her food is dirty, or if she gets it in a rubbish bin. She would even be happy to get into the bird cage and eat the bird droppings. Cockroaches have been known to eat human hair, or paper.
If Kack could not find any food to eat, it wouldn't matter because she could live on just water for about three months. People cannot do that! But people have MUCH better table manners than cockroaches!
Cockroaches have been around since long before the dinosaurs. Some cockroaches can fly, but not Kack. She is just a common cockroach. But Kack could live in just about any place that people do.
Kack thinks people are just wonderful! She lives inside the wall of an old house. There are hundreds of other cockroaches living there, too. Cockroaches think people are wonderful, but they think other cockroaches are great to be with. During the day Kack and her friends hide.
When it gets dark Kack will sneak out into the kitchen to see what she can find to eat. She has strong legs with tiny sticky patches on the end and she can climb up smooth surfaces like cupboards. Kack has a very flat body. She can fit into tiny holes and cracks.
Yippee! Somebody had chocolate cake for supper and left the plate with the rest of the cake sitting on the cupboard. Kack and all her friends rush towards the plate. They ALL have the most awful table manners. They make lots of saliva so they can eat, and some of the saliva spills onto the chocolate cake. That wouldn't be so bad, but the last meal Kack and her friends had came from the rubbish bin. It was really old, yucky, smelly catfood that had been left on the cat's dish too long. There were millions of germs in it.
Now there are millions of germs on the chocolate cake, too. The germs won't hurt Kack and her friends, but they might make the person who eats the chocolate cake sick.
After Kack and her friends have a feast, they clean themselves carefully. They might have millions of germs inside, but they make sure they are clean on the outside. If they do not keep clean, they can get too dry. They don't like that. But they are not so careful about what they use for a toilet. ANYWHERE will do, for Kack and her friends. Right on top of the food while they are busy eating is just perfect. In fact, they usually use the food they are sitting on to eat as their toilet.
I TOLD you she had disgusting table manners! It is bad manners for people to burp at the table, but what cockroaches do is even worse. Yuck!
No wonder people don't like Kack and her friends!
Off they all run onto the kitchen sink, where there are some nice wet dishes. They get some of the moisture from them. And they leave lots of germs behind them, too. There is a piece of soap on the sink. That tastes good, too! And a couple of spots of cooking oil. Yummy!
Kack and her friends will eat absolutely anything! Once she found some glue that had spilt out of a jar. It was delicious! She can also eat paper.
Oh dear! Someone is coming! Most of the cockroaches are gone by the time the light is turned on.
One of them was not so lucky. He was in the middle of the kitchen floor. He did not get away. He got squashed by a big foot in a slipper.
The owner of the house does not like cockroaches! Nobody does!
"Oh, kack!" He said. "A cockroach!"v But Kack had disappeared even before he had come into the kitchen and put the light on. They can sense sound and light and movement far better than humans can. As soon as that happens, Kack and her friends are off! She is so small and flat she can fit into a tiny crack in the wall.
Nobody likes cockroaches (except the other cockroaches, that is). Everyone thinks they are horrible and dirty and disgusting.
Well, they do not look pretty. Kack is an insect, and so is a butterfly. No one would want to squash a pretty butterfly! But Kack does not look anything like a pretty butterfly. Cockroaches are very efficient creatures.
Kack looks just like the cockroaches that were around even before the dinosaurs. They haven't changed a bit.
But the dinosaurs - well, they are all gone.
And cockroaches are not really dirty! Kack spends as much time cleaning and grooming herself as the household cat. But nobody wants to stroke her and tell her she's beautiful.
Even though Kack keeps herself clean on the outside, inside she carries millions of germs. If she picked up something nasty in a hospital or from something dead and decomposed, she could make a lot of people sick.
Kack does not bite and she does not sting. But she is not a nice creature to share a house with. There are lots of other cockroaches that are not the same as Kack. Many of them live in the bush. Some grow very big.
Kack will never be very big. If she hid behind a hen's egg no one would see her.
When Kack mates with a male cockroach and then lays eggs, they will be in an egg sac that she can carry in her body until the baby cockroaches hatch. They will look just like her, except they will be much smaller. When Kack was small, every now and then she would shed her old skin, just like a snake does.
When she wriggled out of the old skin, she was white, not dark brown. But after a little while her new outer shell went dark and hard.
Kack is an insect, and she wears her skeleton on the outside, not the inside. She has wings, but doesn't fly. Some cockroaches can fly.
Kack is not pretty, and she has the most disgusting table manners. People do NOT like cockroaches like Kack. They try all sorts of ways to kill them. People spend lots of money trying to kill cockroaches. But they are still around.
After all, they outlived the dinosaurs. Tiny little bugs who don't even bite or sting - and they outlived great big T Rex, with his teeth and claws! They will probably be around a long time after there are no more people to try and kill them with insecticides and poison and all sorts of other things.
Cockroaches are very tough creatures, even if people think they look disgusting and try all kinds of ways to get rid of them. But we can help keep creatures like Kack out of our homes by always covering food or putting it away so it's hard for cockroaches to get at it.
quoted because that could be arranged, everyone chuck in $20 i willHardy wrote:I was just gonna eat the fuckers live.universal sea wrote:yes hegg, $20 would be 20 million bucks! life should not be that easy for him.
50 grand aint a lot boys
you could boil the cockroaches into a thick stew that would be food for a month, you'd hate anything touching your mouth after that, but 50 Gs for a month of torture...
I'll eat 500 roaches for $1000 if the $50,000 isn't raised.
They left out one thing: Kack is going down... INTO MA BELLY!!!!enigneyratorelknaw wrote:Kack the Cockroach
Kack is small. She is an insect.
She does not bite or sting. She does not chase other insects for her food. But she will eat dead creatures if she finds them.
Kack will eat ANYTHING. She also has disgusting table manners. Kack is a common cockroach.
She is brown and black. Like all insects, she has six legs. Her legs have tiny hairs on them, and she can run REALLY fast when she wants to hide. She has very long feelers at the front of her body.
Cockroaches have to hide ... ...
-
enigneyratorelknaw
- Posts: 616
- Joined: Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:44 pm
- Location: HappyGoblinFairyRainbowUnicornLand
$1000 is very achievable beaters...almax wrote:quoted because that could be arranged, everyone chuck in $20 i willHardy wrote:I was just gonna eat the fuckers live.universal sea wrote:yes hegg, $20 would be 20 million bucks! life should not be that easy for him.
50 grand aint a lot boys
you could boil the cockroaches into a thick stew that would be food for a month, you'd hate anything touching your mouth after that, but 50 Gs for a month of torture...
I'll eat 500 roaches for $1000 if the $50,000 isn't raised.
-
FoundationStepper
- Posts: 3556
- Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:55 am
wheres he gonna get 500. anyway, what are the terms on over what period he eats them. and the size of them...
i dont want to put money down on some vegas swindle
i dont want to put money down on some vegas swindle
croaking lizard... jungletasticdubcorebadness (brap brap)
surface resonance... sound and vibration arts (buzz hum)
surface resonance... sound and vibration arts (buzz hum)
1. I will not be supplying the cockroachesFoundationStepper wrote:wheres he gonna get 500. anyway, what are the terms on over what period he eats them. and the size of them...
i dont want to put money down on some vegas swindle
2. They will be eaten over a short period, and in ONE sitting
3. I will not be determining size, I will eat what is put in front of me.
There is no trickery here, I promise value for money.
-
FoundationStepper
- Posts: 3556
- Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:55 am
alright then! whos gathering 500 of the fellas?
croaking lizard... jungletasticdubcorebadness (brap brap)
surface resonance... sound and vibration arts (buzz hum)
surface resonance... sound and vibration arts (buzz hum)
Hardy, can I suggest you find an entomological supplier. Roaches that are trapped may have recently eaten a bait and will therefore be chock-full of poison (possibly not v. toxic to them, but highly toxic to your good self). Also, can I suggest roach anasthesia prior to being eaten?? V. easy, just pop em in the freezer for 1/2 an hour. They just go to sleep. Much nicer for them than seeing your ugly mug a micro-second before crunch time.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
flippo wrote:pffftC.I.A. wrote: Also, can I suggest roach anasthesia prior to being eaten??
Just because it doesn't have a backbone doesn't mean that it should have to see Tom's face before it dies.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
-
universal sea
- Posts: 1929
- Joined: Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:33 pm
- Location: the edge
- Contact:
AH C'MARN!!! The dudes on Fear Factor only had to eat 6 of them big ones $50,000!universal sea wrote:I too will chip in twenty bucks
Ask JPS about cockroaches, he knows real cockroaches like the ones in Singapore, not the shit little australian ones
so that 500 roaches, normal ones, will feel and taste like 10,000
Biomass trumps Backbones.flippo wrote:trophic domination rights failC.I.A. wrote:flippo wrote: pffft
Just because it doesn't have a backbone doesn't mean that it should have to see Tom's face before it dies.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
But I'll pitch in some dollahs for sure!!-
Charlie73
- Posts: 3428
- Joined: Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:38 pm
- Location: Somewhere between South @ North.... Melbourne that is
Then consider me down......down town....Hardy wrote:1. I will not be supplying the cockroachesFoundationStepper wrote:wheres he gonna get 500. anyway, what are the terms on over what period he eats them. and the size of them...
i dont want to put money down on some vegas swindle
2. They will be eaten over a short period, and in ONE sitting
3. I will not be determining size, I will eat what is put in front of me.
There is no trickery here, I promise value for money.
-
universal sea
- Posts: 1929
- Joined: Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:33 pm
- Location: the edge
- Contact:
