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so i got some water stuck in my ear at the beach, never happened befor, my flatmate was saying to tilt my head and tap it out... that hurt a bit and felt stupid, now i have woken up and my ear hurts. im off to see the doc... this sucks

ha..

u need to shake ur head from side to side like a moron

get ear candles

shaking head side to side furiously is one of my main hobbies

if you were swimming in the bay you will probably now get a throat infection. You should have just laid on your side and let gravity do the work.

Ear infections are bollocks.

I tend to get them like every couple of months. Main culprit is water getting stuck in ur ear hole.

Feel your pain mate.

yeh dude is easy to get the water out

just tilt your head to the side and jump up and down on one leg. looks ridiculous but gets the job done.

btw how can you not know of this technique, I thought it was a basic instinctual human thingy.

My method... easiest performed when coming out of the water... smack that ear in the water, as in a sidewards headbang, and the water usually comes out first time.

I guess you could try the same in a sink, bucket or bath.

or or or

balance on your left knee on a fit ball and recite pi to 342 decimal places while tracing a figure 8 in teh air with your left finger and playing basin street blues in A minor on a keyboard with your right hand.

can't fail.

but recite it in B flat and you'll probably have an aneurism.

I am not sure if anyone has said this yet, but usually it is best when you get out of the water to shake your head on the side the water is trapped. This works.

You're going to die.

or you can put instant coffee in the microwave at home which will create a wormhole/time vortex through which you can jump and return in time to a point which precedes the moment you got in the water and convnice yourself to not get in the water/wear ear plugs.

you must be careful of not creating a rift in teh time/space because even the smallest change to historical events could have terrible consequences, and you may return to the future to find that Biff has now married your Mum and runs hill valley which now has legalised gambling and a quasi-futuristic/apocolyptic appearance not dissimilar to that episode of Buffy where the chick who is played by Charisma Carpenter is sucked in by that wish demon and wishes that Buffy never came to sunnydale and sunnydale ends up as full rave headquarters for like half of the demons in North America and then Giles dies.

The J-hole returneth.

mrj wrote:or you can put instant coffee in the microwave at home which will create a wormhole/time vortex through which you can jump and return in time to a point which precedes the moment you got in the water and convnice yourself to not get in the water/wear ear plugs.

you must be careful of not creating a rift in teh time/space because even the smallest change to historical events could have terrible consequences, and you may return to the future to find that Biff has now married your Mum and runs hill valley which now has legalised gambling and a quasi-futuristic/apocolyptic appearance not dissimilar to that episode of Buffy where the chick who is played by Charisma Carpenter is sucked in by that wish demon and wishes that Buffy never came to sunnydale and sunnydale ends up as full rave headquarters for like half of the demons in North America and then Giles dies.

we found the amulet chaarrrli

mrj wrote:or you can put instant coffee in the microwave at home which will create a wormhole/time vortex through which you can jump and return in time to a point which precedes the moment you got in the water and convnice yourself to not get in the water/wear ear plugs.

you must be careful of not creating a rift in teh time/space because even the smallest change to historical events could have terrible consequences, and you may return to the future to find that Biff has now married your Mum and runs hill valley which now has legalised gambling and a quasi-futuristic/apocolyptic appearance not dissimilar to that episode of Buffy where the chick who is played by Charisma Carpenter is sucked in by that wish demon and wishes that Buffy never came to sunnydale and sunnydale ends up as full rave headquarters for like half of the demons in North America and then Giles dies.

Fucking... LOL!!!

Nice one Mr J.

I've always found heating up Milo in the microwave works beter than instant coffee. Also improves electric guitar playing prowess when travelling back in time, although I would prefer some beat mixing skills so if anyone has any suggestions let me know. Earplugs optional unless swimming in dodgy water.

Blaxter wrote:Nice one Mr J.

I've always found heating up Milo in the microwave works beter than instant coffee. Also improves electric guitar playing prowess when travelling back in time, although I would prefer some beat mixing skills so if anyone has any suggestions let me know. Earplugs optional unless swimming in dodgy water.

Ancient Greece is not ready for scratching and double drops. The Phoenicians might be into it though.

mrj wrote:or you can put instant coffee in the microwave at home which will create a wormhole/time vortex through which you can jump and return in time to a point which precedes the moment you got in the water and convnice yourself to not get in the water/wear ear plugs.

you must be careful of not creating a rift in teh time/space because even the smallest change to historical events could have terrible consequences, and you may return to the future to find that Biff has now married your Mum and runs hill valley which now has legalised gambling and a quasi-futuristic/apocolyptic appearance not dissimilar to that episode of Buffy where the chick who is played by Charisma Carpenter is sucked in by that wish demon and wishes that Buffy never came to sunnydale and sunnydale ends up as full rave headquarters for like half of the demons in North America and then Giles dies.

mad episode



i am shocked you haven't heard how to get water out of your ear either. is this the first time you have gone swimming or somethin? crazy!

just lay on your side for a bit, and it will dislodge. no need to go to the doctors, but if you do, ask them to use the ear vacuum cos its well fun.

mrj wrote:or you can put instant coffee in the microwave at home which will create a wormhole/time vortex through which you can jump and return in time to a point which precedes the moment you got in the water and convnice yourself to not get in the water/wear ear plugs.

you must be careful of not creating a rift in teh time/space because even the smallest change to historical events could have terrible consequences, and you may return to the future to find that Biff has now married your Mum and runs hill valley which now has legalised gambling and a quasi-futuristic/apocolyptic appearance not dissimilar to that episode of Buffy where the chick who is played by Charisma Carpenter is sucked in by that wish demon and wishes that Buffy never came to sunnydale and sunnydale ends up as full rave headquarters for like half of the demons in North America and then Giles dies.

how did you know, are you watching me? im sexy like leather undies...

i have decided to steal grooverider and time travell back to the wild west, rider says they wont mind if we grow weed and double drop some drum n banjo anthems in da saloon...

thanks for the heads up j

my ear still hurts and i cant really hear through it, im off to the doc at 2.30, how long do these type of things take to go away, ear infections?

never u will probably die in a few hours

spin wrote:my ear still hurts and i cant really hear through it, im off to the doc at 2.30, how long do these type of things take to go away, ear infections?

Mine just go after about 2-3 days...

Total pain in the arse. Used to just lie on a hot water bottle.

L-J wrote:

spin wrote:my ear still hurts and i cant really hear through it, im off to the doc at 2.30, how long do these type of things take to go away, ear infections?

Mine just go after about 2-3 days...

Total pain in the arse. Used to just lie on a hot water bottle.

Ear infection = pain in the arse?

indeed.

i think there is a nerve which connects them both together.

You really just need some 'Aqua Ear'.

That clears up "swimmers ear". It's available from most pharmacies I think, you just drop droplets into your ear... can't remember how long it takes to clear up though.

lol. that's why some people have tatse in music, their ears are connected to their arses, and water ingress dribbles through sinus and down the back of their throat when infected.

science

Blaxter wrote:lol. that's why some people have tatse in music, their ears are connected to their arses, and water ingress dribbles through sinus and down the back of their throat when infected.

Exactly!

Aqua Ear is the BUSINESS!

Use it for Scuba

should dry it out almost straight away - it's an alcoholic solution that extracts/dries out the water in your ears to avoid infection.

Inner or middle ear infection are nasty things - avoid like the plague cause you can say bye bye to balance

yep feigs is right. aqua ear solves the problem.

None around ? no problem, just get some vodka, pour it in your ear. problem solved. true story.

will you get drunk?

again.... ear candles. biosun hopi ones are the best. get onto it

again.... ear candles. biosun hopi ones are the best. get onto it

My old house mate got on to the ear candles - reckons they where the bomb diggity, I haven't tried them out though.

again... Aqua Ear

spin wrote:im off to the doc at 2.30,

you mean the dentist





stick bi-carb in your ear, cures all

again.... stick bi-carb in your ear, cures all

again

most appropriate uses of teef imo

again

bi-carb tbh

Aqua Ear FTW.




Again.




IMO.

i think i would rather see the bi-carb results TBH

Maybe extracting teeth will reduce pressure on ear dums and water will flush out any bi-carb residue.

Feigan wrote:
Inner or middle ear infection are nasty things - avoid like the plague cause you can say bye bye to balance

true dat, i fall into stuff often. i need to replace the glass on my watch because of it. all banged up an stuff

L-J wrote:i think i would rather see the bi-carb results TBH

With vinegar.

probably incurable tbh.

Direkt wrote:

L-J wrote:i think i would rather see the bi-carb results TBH

With vinegar.

oh, that's right, I forgot, you have to put vinigar in after the bi-carb

Thta's what u get for going to the beach when the rest of us are stuck at work

youthful_implants wrote:probably incurable tbh.

so robs going to die?????????

spin wrote:

mrj wrote:or you can put instant coffee in the microwave at home which will create a wormhole/time vortex through which you can jump and return in time to a point which precedes the moment you got in the water and convnice yourself to not get in the water/wear ear plugs.

you must be careful of not creating a rift in teh time/space because even the smallest change to historical events could have terrible consequences, and you may return to the future to find that Biff has now married your Mum and runs hill valley which now has legalised gambling and a quasi-futuristic/apocolyptic appearance not dissimilar to that episode of Buffy where the chick who is played by Charisma Carpenter is sucked in by that wish demon and wishes that Buffy never came to sunnydale and sunnydale ends up as full rave headquarters for like half of the demons in North America and then Giles dies.

how did you know, are you watching me? im sexy like leather undies...

i have decided to steal grooverider and time travell back to the wild west, rider says they wont mind if we grow weed and double drop some drum n banjo anthems in da saloon...

thanks for the heads up j

Careful on taking Grooverider through time, their customs is tighter than a Dubai airport.

i get it