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Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:00 am**

This guy for real?

First trying to open swanston st to traffic again, and more recently trying to ban hailing cabs in the CBD.

http://www.theage.com.au/national/doyle ... -8oid.html

???

How did this guy make it to mayor

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:12 am**

yeah, i'm with you, aj. dude's an absolute twat. he's possibly even worse as mayor than as opposition leader, and he was fucking woeful then. i think 17/88 seats pretty much says it all.

wtf voted for him?

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:25 am**

Scholtzy wrote:How did this guy make it to mayor

doesn't take a genius to run for mayor...... just a bunch of dumb cunts to vote them in.

this cab thing is FUCKING SHIT... I live in the cbd and regularly hail cabs outside my place to get to gigs, fitzroy, prahran etc etc... fuck having to walk all the way to some SUPER-MEGA-FUCKHEAD MAGNET, which is what these super-ranks will become, sucks the big one. I guess I have to call cabs from now on, but that actually takes longer and costs more.

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:28 am**

Agreed. I liked the old guy, didn't do a lot, but at least that stopped him from making mistakes.

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:42 am**

deviant wrote:
Scholtzy wrote:How did this guy make it to mayor
doesn't take a genius to run for mayor...... just a bunch of dumb cunts to vote them in.

this cab thing is FUCKING SHIT... I live in the cbd and regularly hail cabs outside my place to get to gigs, fitzroy, prahran etc etc... fuck having to walk all the way to some SUPER-MEGA-FUCKHEAD MAGNET, which is what these super-ranks will become, sucks the big one. I guess I have to call cabs from now on, but that actually takes longer and costs more.

My thoughts exactly;

Drunk people lining up to get home, its only going to cause dramas.

And how does it make sense to have intoxicated people walking through the city to one of only four super ranks. Surely it would be more dangerous, with people stumbling across roads to get there.

Common sense fail

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:45 am**

true that AJ, mans a dick

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:08 am**

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:15 am**

someone posted this on ITM.... I thought it was funny

spicy wrote:is this real or some bullshit story they made up? i don't believe the age much anymore. if it's true though, robert doyle has to be the shittest fucking idiot ever to sit in the big chair. at least john so had good PR and no stupid ideas like this. and to add to that, doyle is ultra ugly!

so here we have:

1. incompetent, poor leader
2. ugly

what next?!?!

[edit 2]

OH GOD!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:16 am**

Plonkers

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:05 pm**

I forgot to vote in the mayoral elections and Doyle got in.

Can't help but wonder how many other people didn't vote.

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:06 pm**

I ddin't

meh

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:11 pm**

absolute turd of a man.
too jowley to be a public figure.

uncanny likeness.

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:48 pm**

dont be cruel to bulldogs

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:14 pm**

stupid fucking idea.

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:22 pm**

Lephrenic wrote:I forgot to vote in the mayoral elections and Doyle got in.

Can't help but wonder how many other people didn't vote.

Voting is gay.

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:50 pm**

Fark I mean leftover Libs now for Mayor??

What a tool this man is. I reckon all bogans should rise and do some guerilla warfare on his house and car.

I hate stupid people. No I REALLY REALLY do. Ah to go postal.

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:58 pm**

you should never work here then

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:40 pm**

spazz wrote:Fark I mean leftover Libs now for Mayor??

What a tool this man is. I reckon all bogans should rise and do some guerilla warfare on his house and car.

I hate stupid people. No I REALLY REALLY do. Ah to go postal.

I haet stoopidd peeple two. lets keel dem arl.

yeh yeh kill killl <drops club on foot> awwwww, mum it happeneded agayne

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:15 pm**

what a wanker

is this just for the cbd ?

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:09 pm**

nup as of july 1st nepean highway is pedestrians only

Posted: **Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:05 pm**

haha! well how about doyle's latest slagging off on adelaide? considering doyle is now considered a representative of our humble old city, the ugly cunt should shut the fuck up and do his job instead of starting bitch fights. what an idiot!

just writing this post has generated so much rage inside of me. FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:06 pm**

well, adelaide is pretty shit.

Posted: **Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:12 pm**

a few happy snaps from my last visit

Posted: **Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:35 pm**

fooishbar wrote:well, adelaide is pretty shit.

the first thing i agree with doyle on.

you should have read the retort in the 'advertiser'

Posted: **Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:16 pm**

swanston street redevelopment is happening

I hope it's good, not like the bourke street mall a few years ago

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:50 pm**

oh dear...

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/ ... 62,00.html

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:03 pm**

i have a strange hankering for chocolate milk and a quarter pounder.

doyle you strike again.

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:30 pm**

For 250.000 I think "I Am Creative" would have spun a different web, but, wateves.

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:33 pm**

impeach tbh

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:15 pm**

Doyle's a knob. Nuff said.

That logo looks terrible.

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:23 am**

With all the talent we have in this fair city, i can't begin to comprehend his thought process when he decided to spend $240,000 at an overseas design house.
What a fuckin bellend.

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:05 am**

I want the girl in Almax's banner to be our mayor........fark thats hypnotic!!

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:19 pm**

if she was our mayor, it wouldnt matter what she did, so long as they kept bouncing

Rockafeller & co should employer her to pass the NWO and RFID chip implants.

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:44 pm**

how did you turn tits into a conspiracy?

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:58 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:46 pm**

DBoy wrote:how did you turn tits into a conspiracy?

spazz wrote:I want the girl in Almax's banner to be our mayor........fark thats hypnotic!!

almax wrote:if she was our mayor, it wouldnt matter what she did, so long as they kept bouncing

Rockafeller & co should employer her to pass the NWO and RFID chip implants.

follow the arrows, it may make more sense for you then

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:48 pm**

you idiot.

1 + 1 = NWO.

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:14 pm**

Watching him staunchly defend the cost and design of it made me remember old episodes of Spin City...

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:03 am**

http://www.theage.com.au/national/swans ... -hbfq.html

The Lord Mayor's preferred option says the street will operate ''in a similar manner to Swanston Street at present''.

It says ''the existing tram tracks are lowered and the pavement is extended to the platform edge.

''The pavement between the existing kerb and the platform edge is constructed in different paving materials to denote its 'road' status''.

Because most people seem to have a problem identifying road from pavement

What a waste of money.

Never go full retard lol

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:28 am**

^^ that design was decided PURELY by public consultation, Cr Doyle has very little say over the final draft.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:07 pm**

Scholtzy wrote:http://www.theage.com.au/national/swans ... -hbfq.html
The Lord Mayor's preferred option says the street will operate ''in a similar manner to Swanston Street at present''.

It says ''the existing tram tracks are lowered and the pavement is extended to the platform edge.

''The pavement between the existing kerb and the platform edge is constructed in different paving materials to denote its 'road' status''.
Because most people seem to have a problem identifying road from pavement

to be honest, that stop on the #1 near your place does my head in every time, and i like to think i'm not completely retarded.

Posted: **Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:18 am**

Positioned on the north bank of the Thames River, covering an area of 677 acres or one square mile (known as the "wealthiest square mile on earth"), it has enjoyed special rights and privileges that enabled them to achieve a certain level of independence since 1191. In 1215, its citizens received a Charter from King John, granting them the right to annually elect a mayor (known as the Lord Mayor), a tradition that continues today.

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