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facebook is ruining forums...
i hardly talk to the people i used to because they can adapt
those bastards

Oh cob you do make me laugh.
I also appreciate that you closed all your brackets in order.

ranty mcrantpants.

lol cob wtf huhu

CoB wrote:facebook is ruining forums...
i hardly talk to the people i used to because they can adapt
those bastards

sure is! forums are very old tech and kids these days just dont use them. even us (as you can tell by the amount of posts on here lately) dont need to use them anymore as we can get in touch with everyone on facebook. that being said, i dont really check facebook that often any more either so i miss out on everything and everyone thinks im a prick for not coming to their party or responding to their messages and whatnot.

stupid facebook.

i have a rant other than that one. the sewer at the shop had lots of work done now it is leaking again (outside on the street tho no inside). stupid plumbers. which means that it stinks, we're going to lose lots of trade cos they will need to dig it all up again and i have to deal with the most amazingly horrible landlady.

argh.

poo

forum is dead
and i doint have a facebook
/dead

im broek - GOTD

huge wrote:sure is! forums are very old tech and kids these days just dont use them. even us (as you can tell by the amount of posts on here lately) dont need to use them anymore as we can get in touch with everyone on facebook. that being said, i dont really check facebook that often any more either so i miss out on everything and everyone thinks im a prick for not coming to their party or responding to their messages and whatnot.

stupid facebook.

in fairness you never really came out pre-facebook either

sorry to hear about the sewer tho boo poo.

witty_pseudonym wrote:
Oh cob you do make me laugh.
I also appreciate that you closed all your brackets in order.

ranty mcrantpants.

i did try huhuhu, hence the "but anyway you probably should try and figure out how to get out of this mess"

another rant...
ive used so much sesame oil lately that my pee is starting to smell like it...

another other rant...
what the fuck facebook?
this person is going to have no idea who i am based on my one photo that isnt of me, but of garfield minus garfield
and i cant write a note with my friend request so they know it is me... and my name isn't anywhere near close
they will probably ignore, because i am obviously an idiot...
*shrugs*

i will probably never see them again anyway

I made the stupid mistake of reading twitter in relation to the Qantas strike.

I'm stunned by how many people seem to think that Alan Joyce is acting independently, as though boards don't exist. Also the Qantas remuneration report passed at the AGM no problems (1.5b for, 61m against), so it would appear that he has the support of institutional investors too. So I guess the board and the financial sector think what he is doing is in the interests of Qantas. Maybe theres something in that.

and today's shares

mrj wrote:I made the stupid mistake of reading twitter in relation to the Qantas strike.

I'm stunned by how many people seem to think that Alan Joyce is acting independently, as though boards don't exist. Also the Qantas remuneration report passed at the AGM no problems (1.5b for, 61m against), so it would appear that he has the support of institutional investors too. So I guess the board and the financial sector think what he is doing is in the interests of Qantas. Maybe theres something in that.

FoundationStepper wrote:and today's shares

Exactly, the market likes it, end of story (altho they seem to like Virgin's more).

YAY HEAPS FUN ROUND HERE

thedeadly9 wrote:YAY HEAPS FUN ROUND HERE

Nah this place is dead. Pull the plug tbh

griping over my general uselessness at humans when on internet or phone...
seriously feel so much worse about things than if in person... i can deal with ppl irl so much better yet 90% of my communication occurs when not in sight of ppl... maybe i should disappear from the internet for a bit?

Dear Dolly Doctor,

Is it bad that I want to get some stupid cow fired from my ex-favourite bar? (It is ex, because she ruins every single fucking time I go there.) She fucking hates me, like really really hates me, for no apparent reason. (Well, except for that she is all roller-derby and "I'm so one of the guys" and flips out when any other girl actually gets along with the guys who work there in a not-trying-to-have-sex-with-them way.)

I don't know whether to mention it to a mate (who may actually get her fired) or just never go back. Plz halp.

Love and hugs,

retzie xoxoxoxox

dear retzie,
get the bitch fired.
best,
dolly dr.

Dear Retzie,

I can only answer questions about fake first sexual experiences, or fake/actual medical conditions that you would be much better seeking advice for from a real medical expert rather than the work experience kid they get to answer these letters.

If this girl was giving you a hard time AND you suspected she might have thrush/sore nipples/or was worried about her boyfriends dick cheese I might be able to help you. But in this instance I can't. Sorry.

Sincerely

Dolly Dr.

- note - I'm actually not a real doctor. You can tell this because I put the Dr after my name. If I was a real doctor then I would write it Dr Dolly. Dolly Dr makes it sound I am a doctor for dolls which is pretty useless given that dolls are not alive, except for evil dolls like Chucky and shit, and lets be honest it's unlikely the doll medical community would seek to save Chucky or similar if they were injured, although the doll psychiatrists would undoubtedly like to study him/them over time. Tell you what, if perchance you do run into Chucky, or Bride of Chucky, or fuck, I dunno, Mr Marbles or some shit then send him/them our way and in return I'll ring up the bar where this bitch works and tell the manager she has a type of new type highly contagious crabs that can be transmitted just by looking at her ugly face.

LOL nice one mrj

Junkies in Melbourne - seriously most people appear to be junkies, every fucking tram I get on is filled with them - asking me for money, sometimes thrice on ONE JOURNEY arrghhh.

Victoria St is awash with them - I used to like the odd smackie having a nod with his strawberry milk but after enduring the relentless bad begging /abuse of these cunts I want them all moved on. They are making me right wing.

I will run for Mayor next year on clearing the 109 and the 19 trams of:

1. Junkies
2. Fat middle age bushpigs taking up more of the seats than they paid for

Also 'BRO' Culture/Couture is OUT OF CONTROL:

How many men in cammo cargo pants and those little fucking green hats does one city need? Please stop. The bashing of that girl in 'Randy Dragon' is a good example of this. It also begs the question of MCC - Why is there a fucking bar called 'Randy Dragon' Can this branding for BROS not be eradicted.

One more thing that is grating on me is the large number of 'BROJECT Managers' around.
How fucking many projects are there going on that Melbourne needs its own army of fucking Broject Managers in high fucking jeans and those stripey shirts and them shoes with teh squared off ends that turn up. BROLESTATE Agents are also on my to do list. Wankers.

LOL! fucking shithouse

It's taken me a while, but I've finally noticed that pretty much all the male students in my university talk with a really annoying, lispy, girly voice. It cereally sounds like they are putting on a fake 'gay' voice. Dun think they are actually gay (not that any gay man I know speaks like that), so what the fuck? Private school kids ftl

mrj wrote:Dolly Dr makes it sound I am a doctor for dolls which is pretty useless

As compared to a doctor for imaginary things in too many dimensions...

Thanks for the advice. If it helps, the cow is more the 'strut around waggling a strap-on, pretending she da man' type. Dunno if she realises that hating all women makes her not actually like most men at all.

Am boycotting the bar and hoping the cow will die in an embarrassing and uncomfortable way :proactive:

nic wrote:How many men in cammo cargo pants and those little fucking green hats does one city need?

Whatis? Pics plz.

Ok Retzie we just had a guy stay with us from the US, from Cali and he has a really camp voice. And he would squeal and say 'whatever!' with a limp wrist. He's allegedly straight.

Do all Californian men behave in this effeminate way or is this one potentially still closet-bound?

cali men are either totes bro or effeminate or asian AFAIK
some crustie / hippy types as well

retzie
this is a BRO culture hat

fuck rental market in mleborune is DISMAL
there isnt even any properties to rent
the real estarte agents are self importnat wankers
you need t basically BEG LIKE A JUNKIE to gte a house
they need fuckign photo ID to even appoly to look at a hovel
i
etc

WTF is this?



bendy walls
looks liek a raep dungeon to me - NOT A BEDROOM

my mate is looking for a housie nic!

nic wrote:WTF is this?



bendy walls
looks liek a raep dungeon to me - NOT A BEDROOM

dun look too bad seen

brown floor
pruple walls with a bend in them
no windows
chinsese kitchen lit by fluros off teh room

wots not to love IMO?

My rent just went up by 130 per month. DANG

DAMN DAWG.
/id be tweeting bomb threats tbh

Hi im Leigh and Im here to talk hyperbole and play with my hair/iphone / organise mAd p1nG3rz 4 2nite rather than show you the house.

/dead

that fucking lego hair

1. there is one seriously massive drill right out the front of my window and it is absolutely DEAFENING.
2. fucking indian bureaucratic CUNTS fucking up my visa registration and making me have to go through the entire convoluted painful goddamn fucking process again. all for a ONE DAY EXTENSION.

nic wrote:retzie
this is a BRO culture hat

Ew. I can see it with cargos now

youthful_implants wrote:Do all Californian men behave in this effeminate way or is this one potentially still closet-bound?

I have been researching this issue. According to the not-nancy-boy local I asked, here, it is 'a Lincoln Park thing'. This is basically code for: rich, or usu. trying to act rich. I'm very pleased to be able to report that since I only speak to other lowlife bogans, I hadn't noticed this until now.

It's really fucking awkward having a career that is verrrry white collar, when you still completely identify as a scruffy urchin. Fuckit

with a a thik ozzie accent none teh less

My GOTD is FEMALES..

or moreso my inability to deal with them without getting caught-up, railroaded, heartbroken, fucked-over, frustrated, annoyed and/or jealous On a constant, never-ending cycle... I either like them too much, or not enough (either is bad). the last month or so has been absolutely fucked

doing my head in (admittedly I'm really doing my own head in).

fuck sake

Zat's why I quit ze boys, innit. Well, that, and having no opportunities that weren't total wrongtown... Serially, the only man to have hit on me in recent memory was an old Vietnamese bloke in the restaurant I was eating at :score:

My wimple, let me show you.

nic wrote:with a a thik ozzie accent none teh less

Apparently I am sounding less Oz. Still not like a Merry Can, but people don't notice I have an accent anymore

deviant wrote:My GOTD is FEMALES..

or moreso my inability to deal with them without getting caught-up, railroaded, heartbroken, fucked-over, frustrated, annoyed and/or jealous On a constant, never-ending cycle... I either like them too much, or not enough (either is bad). the last month or so has been absolutely fucked

doing my head in (admittedly I'm really doing my own head in).

fuck sake

take some time out man. chasing birds is exhausting.

n@iL and b@1L 1M0

:broculture:

it's nice to hear that dudes go through the same headfuckery tbh.
sorry to hear it dan. even after 7 years it doesn't seem to make sense or get easier.

oh... i like those hats...
ehe....


i was wondering what you meant by BRO...

GOTD: just found out we're gonna have a new manager. Problem is, he's a fucking utter cock. Micromanaging fuckwit that will not give you the time of day unless you either are into sports, or are a 21 year old girl with perky tits.

They keep moving him from department to department because no one likes him and he's shit at his job, but they can't/wont sack him for some reason. Now it's our turn.

Fuck.

i hate micromanaging twats. haven't had to deal with for time tho.

i think once people reach a certain time in a company now it is really hard to fire them, no matter how bad they are at their job...
they do things like move them around a lot...

cant sleep too mahy fucking birds and animals outside
ffs/

lol yes welcome to the world of FUCKING ANNOYING BIRDS AT 3AM!?!?!

get some earplugs mate they saved my life

earplugs are a must, and a blindfold tbh
i thought of you at 4am this morning when they fucken started tweeeting

cant wait to move away from fucking coburgistan and into somewhere with no bloody wildlife

coburgistan ha ha ha

drinks tonight Nic?

CoB wrote:i think once people reach a certain time in a company now it is really hard to fire them, no matter how bad they are at their job...
they do things like move them around a lot...

That's exactly what's happening. It's almost impossible to get fired from my company, no matter what level you're at.